Let's figure out the gender

I'm betting this is a guy. I have no reason to believe this. I'm literally just picking at random.

Do you think your parents made any major mistakes in how they raised you? If so, how did it affect you?

Well I am pretty awesome. Hard to argue with this much awesome, in fact.

Wow, that's an understatement. It really comes back to my dad who was an alcoholic.

I've been in pussy sensitivity class all semester and I'm getting more than a little tired of the sob stories.
I know that's not being "sensitive to diversity" but fuck it. I was sensitive before now I'm just jaded.

He used to give me drunken lectures about life and would drag me from bar to bar introducing me as his "boy".

Now we come to the first issue with gender. Why is "boy" in quotes? I've heard plenty of people identify their children as "boy" or "girl". Is it in quotes because you're actually a girl? Is it in quotes because you're biologically male but gender confused or whatever, or is it just because you're an idiot and taking offense to dumb things?
No idea.

He was a crude and disrespectful person who I fought with from the time I met him to when he died when I was in college.

Oddly his/her/its mother goes unmentioned. That tells me either there was no mother or more likely she was fine and therefore he/she/it can't bitch.

Considering that our impressions on gender roles are created by our parents, I'm not sure what deep levels are affected by his example.

AND CREATED ONLY BY OUR PARENTS.
NO OTHER ADULT CAN IMPRESS UPON YOU THE ROLES OF MEN AND WOMEN.
NOTHING.

Of course, I have a blog, so there must be something wrong.

Specifically or in general? In general I agree. Having a blog is a huge mistake and you should probably apologize.

This evening turned out to be another bust. The dude gathering fell through again. I spoke with my friend for a few hours. Since he no longer had anything to do, he was going to see if his girlfriend wanted to hang out.

Nothing quite like playing third wheel.
The best thing you can do is befriend the girlfriend too but sometimes that's difficult.
I mean I never had trouble because look how fucking charming but sometimes girls can be twats, you know how it is.

As far as Halloween, I still have no plans. I need to put out my feelers to see if I can find something to do.

I know what I'm doing.
AWWW YEAH NOTHING.

I at least hope to put together a Rocky Horror group for Saturday night. I really, really do not want to be without plans this weekend.

I can't imagine being like this. I NEED TO SEE PEOPLE OR I'LL GO CRAZY.

Wow, it's my first night in a bit without anything to do, and I'm already going nuts.

So make your own amusement. Watch a movie, read a book, make more pointless posts on your blog-- you can literally do anything you want.

Speaking about relationships, I still have had no word. It was 2 weeks yesterday since I last heard anything. As I have mentioned before, I hope she's doing okay.

So there's a girlfriend.
That probably points to male but the last three times (I think) I said "oh, girlfriend so this must be a man" I got burned, so I'm not committing yet.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a man in possession of a doodle, must be in want of a little more company. Nerdy? Yes.

... What?

It does have a lot of truth to it though. I suppose that it's a good thing that I will be heading out to happy hour with some former Wells Fargo compadres.

What the fuck is a doodle? I always thought a doodle was a little drawing you did instead of taking notes in class.

I suppose that I should mention that I finally put in the effort to finish Peter Pan. I actually read most of it today at work. As childish as it may sound, it did turn out to be a very beautifully written book full of allegory that can be a bit depressing if you put a bit of thought into it.

>as childish as it sounds
>mentions allegory
Yes, children are well-known for their grasp of allegories.
AS CHILDISH AS IT MAY SOUND PETER PAN IS REALLY JUST A METAPHYSICAL SCREAM FOR LOST INNOCENCE.
The fuck is wrong with you, friend?

I got confirmation that the beer is on its way. Wow, that stuff wasn't cheap. I guess when it comes in from Neuschwanstein Castle, it isn't exactly going to be comparable with PBR. Yes, I'm excited. I love accomplishing those how-did-you-do-it feats.

You imported beer from Germany, what? It's not like that's illegal or anything. How is that a feat?
Oh hey, I watched a movie without paying for it recently.
HOW DID YOU DO IT YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD?
Oh well I searched for it on Youtube.
Yeah not the greatest quality but I wasn't doing it for leisure (why professors insist movies are learning experiences is beyond me).

Before I went out for other activities last night, I did take in the orchestra's performance of Brahms Symphony 1. It's my favorite Brahms symphony.

Take in the orchestra. What a douche.
He keeps mentioning this Elizabeth girl but then says (alias) after like if he says her real name I'm somehow going to find her.

I am in rare form today.

Rare form. Sure you're not gay, friend?

Though I hate answering phones, I have found that every caller today has turned into a mini-audience for moi. I love that feeling. The gals giggle, the gay gays flirt, and the other dudes at the very least find me mildly amusing.

I called because I had a problem, not to listen to you run your yap.

Speaking of English, the "t" in "often" is silent.

No it isn't. "Often" comes from "oft" which I assure you is not a silent 't'. Most people don't pronounce it and that's correct as well but it is not technically a silent consonant, no. Webster even has both examples in spoken form.

I just heard a worker come in from the warehouse mispronouncing that. I especially love it when people emphasize the "t" when they are trying to make a point.

Oxford also confirms both. Americans and British agree it's not necessarily silent.
I love it when a pretentious douche is dead fucking wrong.

I feel like a moody teenage girl right now trying to make a collage in art class.

I feel like a guy who wants to punch another guy square in the temple.
Oh wait, no, I don't feel like I am that guy.

Hi, again. I am stretched out in bed relaxing with my dog close by.

Oh hi, I'm sitting here at my desk typing a response to your blog. My dog is dead.
What the fuck?

One of the last conversations I had with her dealt with German and Austrian beer. I hate beer, but apparently European varieties are quite a bit better. She listed Neuschwansteiner and Lowenbrau from Germany and Edleweiss, Stiegl, and Augustiner from Salzburg to be her favorites with particular emphasis on Neuschwansteiner.

And other places in Germany and Austria I have never visited and will never visit but will continue to list for pompous effect.

Curiosity got the best of me. I found Stiegl in a neighborhing suburb. Lowenbrau is no challenge. Augustiner is not shipped outside of the Salzburg area as it has no preservatives.

I'm currently hunting down Vallejo Grey Primer. By which I mean I placed an order at an online store and they're back ordered.

Meeting and getting acquainted with people, I have found, can give you insights into things you may like to try. For instance, I have a friend who is into Art History. I have long thought this would be a fascinating major to have in college.

Fascinating and useful.
Oddly the one class in art history (hello electives) I've had has proven one of the more useful classes I've had, but I'm sure a degree in it would not be too useful.

A little knowledge in this area can come off as both impressive and pretentious. Neither oddly sounds too bad to me.

OH WOW THIS GUY KNOWS A LOT ABOUT ART HISTORY COLOR ME IMPRESSED
Now if you sculpted like the Romans then I'd be impressed, but just knowing about it no, no I'm not impressed.

I also need to learn another language. I copped out by doing Spanish in college. I think French would be suitable considering my family; though I have heard a lot in recent months about the German-speaking regions.

Wait, need to? What, planning on leaving the English speaking world?
Also I like how he says he "learned Spanish" like he took more than the requisite two semesters in college and is totally fluent.

As previously mentioned, Elizabeth also plays the violin. I had long thought that the violin had frets, but it doesn't. You just have to know where your fingers should go. There is something archaic yet beautiful about the instrument.

>archaic
>fist modern violin made in the 16th century
It's one thing to be pretentious. It's quite another to be pretentious and dead fucking wrong.
Also
>implying archaic can't be beautiful (as the "yet" implies)

The violin though has a charm that is carried with it. Maybe, just maybe, I will try to pick it up in the near future.

WHO GIVES A FUCK?
Goddamn, man. You need to get your head out of your ass.

As long as I'm the betterment topic, I would also like to pass along that I would like to eventually replace my eliptical with a stationary recumbant bike. I want to take ballroom dance lessons. That's right. You heard me.

OH SHIT, THROWING DOWN AND TAKING A BALLROOM DANCING CLASS.
GUESS WHAT, FAGGOTS? I'M GOING TO START KNITTING.
THAT'S RIGHT YOU HEARD ME. CAN YOU BELIEVE HOW HARDCORE THIS SHIT IS?
This is totally in character for you. If you had said "yeah I'm taking up Muay Thai and to show you how serious I am I'm actually going to Thailand to learn" then I'd have to say "wait, what?"

I felt inclined to log back into Livejournal and note that today is 10-10-10. I think that I have caught every one of these sets on this blog since 6-6-06 when that crappy remake of The Omen came out. Yeah, I've been doing this for that long.

Well unfortunately for you 13/13/13 will break that tradition.

Good morning.. I just woke up a bit ago. That's not bad for someone who went to bed at 3 am.

GOOD MORNING.

Girls are more social than guys. It's far easier for a girl to strike up a conversation and make an instant friend with whom to spend time in the very near future. Guys are more incidental in friendships in that it takes extended interactions and the sharing of experiences to accomplish the same goal. Otherwise, it's kind of "gay".

Yep.

I've never had to think about it before. I suppose that I could medicate myself, but I don't want to risk another arrhythmia like I had with the first one. I also am fond of the nervous underlying energy that I've always had which would likely disappear.

>fond of nervous energy
You're not that nervous, friend.

I wouldn't refer to it as anxiety. It's a hard-to-explain excitability that I have.

That really obscure excitability you wouldn't have heard of. What a hipsterfag.
Anyway I think that's it for me today.

IRON WITHIN

IRON WITHOUT.
I think we need to talk about this blogging thing.
GONNA POST IT ON THE INTERNET, MIGHT AS WELL MAKE IT REAL SHITTY.
Today's WB (as the kids say) is this:

If everyone had their own small planet to live on and care for (like in The Little Prince), what would your planet be like?

Kind of a dumb question.

I have a couple or two things in mind right now that is befitting with the 'having my own planet like the little prince's planet and his love story with a rose', still I can't say it.

A couple or two things and all the words are rushing to get out of my brain and I can't write fast enough--
Just take a breath and say your words, Jackson.

But I think most probably it would be a planet were everything I yearned for in my life would be there cramped up on my tiny planet. Insecurity Planet maybe... I'll slightly settle for that name :l but I seriously wish to have my own planet anyway for real and of course a ride to go there.. xD

What the fuck?

>o<>
WHAT THE FUCK?

This was serious that I had to effin' post this or my heart will burst and I'll die and effing death because of certain PEOPLE!!! SHINee
no one's reading this anyway so... blah ! and I don't mind too :"((

Bold, different colored font, italics DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH TEXT EFFECTS?
Oh God.
It's difficult to properly express this in words so I'll just link it, but look at this shit.
Oh apparently this is her first post. I can't really bring myself to focus on any of the words to confirm this, but I can't go back so let's just assume.
Well at least it was short--
so short, in fact, I think there's time for a two play Wednesday.
Err, usually that happens on Tuesday but I don't update on Tuesday so here we go--
Ha, ha, oh you kids and your animes.
I fucking hate anime fans now. Goddamn, back in my day we watched manly shit like Gundam and Fist of the North Star. Now it's all kawaii moe squee horseshit and it makes me fucking angry.
WHO NEEDS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND PLOTS AND SHIT WHEN YOU HAVE CUTE CRAP?
So this might be a guy but it might not be--
nope, don't know.
Anyway his (her?) answer to the writer's block is this:

All the video games I want, with kitties to play with and yarn for me to crochet. :3

I love The Little Prince XD;;

edit: Oh, and there would be a spring and a small farm of course. XD;; Gotta have nutrition...

XD OF COURSE LULZ my blood is starting to boil.
Next entry is entitled "LOL XD;;" and I don't even know anymore.

And now I found that fans like to slash G. Way and Frank Iero ...

LOL. Apparently they seem to be "close" during their concert gigs, if you get my drift. It's probably just for show.

IN A TOTALLY RELATED NOTE.

OMFG How did I not know about the fourth album?!

(i did mention this before, but for the newer peeps, I do like My Chemical Romance... a lot. XD;; They're very theatrical, at least the second and third ones are.)

I give the fuck up.
Sometimes I feel like I was born in the wrong decade. No idea what any of this shit means and I'm currently listening to Marvin Gaye.

Seriously you might as well be speaking Korean at me because it'd have about the same impact.
(for kicks and giggles, look for the censored version XD;; I haven't heard it, but I can just imagine the amount of WTF LOLness from listening to it XD Actually I don't know if there's a censored version on Youtube...)

I'm really excited. XD;; I don't follow music all that much, so I have a pretty small library, but the one I am most certain I will collect are Gaga and MCR albums (and Evanescence, but I don't know if they have a third one coming in...). XD;;

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

I mean, I only have one Maroon 5 CD and the first two of Avril Lavigne...

I heard that new Maroon 5 song on the radio today.
It kind of reminds me of old blues music.
You know, back when they knew how to fucking make music.
I mean it wasn't as good but it was certainly better than anything else I heard on the radio today.
Or this week.
Or this month.

I wanted to comment on Scooby Doo: Mystery Inc. ... It's so adorable XD. I'm a little unsure on how Velma ended up liking Shaggy, but that's so adorable lol.

I swear to Christ I hate what Twilight has done to storytelling. Why must everyone be romantically involved? What possible connection could Velma and Shaggy from Scooby-Doo feel outside of wanting to fuck?

What was the last song you couldn't get out of your head no matter how hard you tried?

You Took the Words Right out of My Mouth by Meat Loaf.

That one McDonald's commercial with the little girl making a really long birthday wish list but ends up saying all she needed are her friends and family (and a happy kids meal d:...)

Seriously, that song has been stuck in my head for quite some time. ;-;

Ha, ha you vapid consumer whore
Now there's an entry about video games that would require too much exposition on my part to explain why this poster is a cunt but suffice it to say this happens in the middle of the entry:

....

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

DDD

Woooow.

Speaking of Rex, I kind of think Cartoon Network is getting back on its feet (or something).

Let me check their lineup.
No Toonami, bunch of shit, no Samurai Jack--
It's okay, though. You're 12 and don't have any memories of when TV wasn't shit so I'll forgive you this one.
Now here's something that makes her "lol XD" and it's a genealogy that seems to imply there are two sisters and one had a child with the other sister's husband.
Complex issues in biology class, man.
Although no, I guess it could just be incomplete dominance that showed up in the child of the other sister's kid--
Wait, how is this funny?

Nursing program requires a PDA to use this nursing app. It's a handy set of dictionary and stuff... Something like that. They recommended an iPod touch... The school bookstore only has apple stuff in terms of PDAs so ...

I have a lot of trouble believing someone like this is in college.
Dead fucking serious she seems less mature than some of the 9th graders I work with.

Very First RPG

Three of them, actually. Tales of Phantasia, Phantasy Star IV, and Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals.

Phantasy Star IV? Lufia II?
Wait--
Little stumped at how someone like this can even know about Phantasy Star, actually.

I'm not good at Pokemon games.. lol. I never got very far in Red when it was on the emulator.

Yes, Pokemon games are legendary for their incredible difficulty.
On par with Kirby, I swear.
I'd like to see you play Monster Hunter or Demon's Souls.
Actually you wouldn't last very long because neither game is especially "kawaii".
Demon's Souls in particular is remarkably grim.
Oh here's some of your drawings. Can't wait to see this shit--
Huh. If you drew this I'm impressed.
Good things don't often come when blogs are involved, so I'll take it when I can.
Kind of throwing off a Tetsuo Nomura androgynous ladyboy Final Fantasy vibe, really.
Tetsuo Nomura being the less talented of the two main artists for Final Fantasy, incidentally.
Whoa, ended up playing FFXIV for an hour.
Guess that's that, then~

:V

Wow! I have to be 18+ to view this blog! Most blogs, even ones that have sexual content, are 14+, so this one most be straight up pornography!
Today's Writer's Block is some fuck, speaking of which:

What do you think happens after you die?

Doesn't really matter what I think, does it?
GEE I THINK WE GO TO HEAVEN
I THINK NOTHING
Well you're dying anyway so I guess you'll find out regardless.
How can you even begin to have confidence in your response? Even if you did know the answer, how would it affect your life right now?
Ultimately, you can't and it probably wouldn't.

I know how I'd like for it to go

first stop - purgatory

not a good nor bad place, just a stopover as your current expired life is reviewed by higher authority

Nope don't care.
Also I'd like to point out in a cosmological model that involves purgatory usually the people who were neither good nor bad (or good for impure reasons) end up in purgatory. It's not really a holding tank because an omnipotent deity doesn't really need time to sort you. Here's another question:

If you were given the chance, what one thing would you tell the entire world?

and his response:

Fuck off and die

So edgy, man.

What is your ultimate dream job? Do you think you'll ever live the dream?

LIVIN' THE DREAM.

dream job = Salma Hayek's personal body waxer and shower loofah

... Why in the fuck would you want to wax someone's genitals? What has to be the matter with you to think of that?
Of all the things you could do to her why does your mind immediately go to body waxing?

will it happen = sadly, no, unless the universe really decides to smile upon me

If there is any justice at all the universe will swallow you whole for that nonsense.

Why do people care so much about the private lives of celebrities? Is it idol worship, schadenfreude, or something entirely different?

So check this out, right: I hit rank 21 armorer and I can finally make bronze haubergeons reliably. I don't understand how I'm selling these things as fast as I am because by my calculations everyone on the server has 10 of them.
I know I have one in every color now.

I'll go with something entirely different

it is because people are too goddam dumb for words ... the politicians regularly rape us, school systems are failing,

>goddam
>calls other people dumb
welp--
holy shit.
HOLY SHIT.
Look who commented:

victorgreywolf wrote:

Aug. 17th, 2010 01:16 pm (UTC)

Lindsay is a real creepy person, right?

it probably would be, but then we'd never know it happened, right? Celebrities suck.

Remember Victorgreywolf?
Wow that's so weird that I found a totally unrelated blog and they're actually friends. What are the odds?
Also Lindsey Lohan may be a creepy person but she isn't half as creepy as you, man.

long long ago, in a land far away, I used to be a regular at Wolf Trap ... haven't been in a while

Huh, he lives kind of close to where I used to live. It's like stuff in real life is affecting Edie Finds a Corpse now.

WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES...

Husband's note on refrigerator for wife:

Someone from the Guyna Colleges called.

They said the Pabst beer is normal.

I didn't know you liked beer.

Better pick up some extra.

I had to read this three times before I got it.
GET IT? "PABST BEER" SOUNDS LIKE "PAP SMEAR"?
Woooooooooooooooooooow also fuck you I have trouble hearing people sometimes.
Goddamn this idiot keeps posting pictures of his cat but they're THE SAME FUCKING PICTURES. How fucking dumb do you have to be to do this shit?

May is the official Zombie Awareness Month of the Zombie Research Society.

Shouldn't October be the official Zombie Awareness Month, all xD randum bullshit aside?

Why Not October?

Despite common misconceptions, Zombies - and the threat they represent - are not connected with the late October pagan tradition of Halloween.

Ah.

people are really taking this whole thing way too seriously

like the folks that are claiming the movie 'Avatar' is racist, going off on some tangent about how it depicts white people wanting to destroy things just for money and having no care about people they may hurt ...

Well I can't say I'm surprised people missed a self-righteous allegory when it was right in front of them but I'm pretty sure (without having seen the movie) Avatar is supposed to represent a small period of American history.
Also the point in time where I go to see a 3D movie about blue furries is officially the day I return my testicles.

Tiger Tiger Tiger ... ~sigh~ ... as Bugs Bunny would say, "what a maroon"

it isn't just the cheating, it is the base level dishonesty and the whole celebrities are better than the little people bullshit that gnaws at me ... celebrity worship is the real core reason for the collapse of our society ...

Yeah, all that economic shit? Doesn't matter. People magazine is our undoing.
Also you may notice I'm dealing with ancient history now. It was really hard to find an entry not pertaining to the weather for a solid 3 month period there. I know you guys had like seventeen feet of snow in Old Country last year but come on.
So here's our "Friday Funny" and it's the LONGEST FUCKING JOKE EVER CONSTRUCTED.
I'm not reading this.

and for anyone who has never read it, I recommend "Johnny Got His Gun" by Dalton Trumbo ... written in 1938, published in 1939, it's anti-war message is still clear and relevant today

Spoilers: it turns out he lost his face and all his limbs to German artillery.
There saved you some time.
Still not as good as All Quiet on the Western Front but whatever.
Now here's a political rant that I'm sure will make for informative and entertaining reading.

feel free to just move along

Thanks I might just do that.

I am sick to fucking death of politicians bringing god into the act to explain their inept vile actions.

Sarah Palin is yet another in a long line of ignorant assed bible thumping clueless degenerate whores, unable to keep her own house in order, but thanks to god, feels qualified to tell you how to handle yours ... she is a religious zealot, probably because she is simply too fucking stupid to have any real reasons for her actions in life.

Anyone know a high level blacksmith on Lindblum, incidentally? I need iron nuggets.
Oh they're only blacksmith rank 13 if I'm making them from limonite, which I incidentally have the most of, I can swing that--

Religious zealots are evil and dangerous, regardless of which god is allegedly talking to them. Whether it is some narrow minded shithead Christian,

Iron nuggets and iron ingots take fire crystals, though. then iron wire takes 12 fucking fire shards and 12 wind shards.

preaching evil from the pulpit and having his minions protest at funerals of military members killed in action or the narrow minded shithead Muslim, preaching evil from the pulpit and having his minions fly planes into buildings, both shitheads are cut from the same defective zealot cloth

Then iron rings take 12 earth shards and 6 wind shards, and iron chain takes a whopping 20 earth shards-- I don't have this kind of material.

One no better than the other, just merely a different level of evil, but evil nonetheless .

What does an iron haubergeon even require otherwise?
iron chain vest and sleeves which come from iron chain undoubtedly, brass buckles which I can make--
another sheet of iron chain--
dodo leather strap, hmm. I can make those myself--
Undyed canvas. I wonder how much that costs?
That's pretty much the only thing I can't make myself.

And as history has shown, there have been many vile hateful murderous things all done in the name of god, so maybe this god thing is where the problem is.

20k, about.
Iron haubs only sell f0r 200k--
Given bronze haubergeons sell for 100k and I can get the cloth made or, if worse comes to worst, buy it for 6k, that doesn't seem like a great deal given the incredible increase in consumables it takes not to mention the premium I'd have to pay on canvas--
If only I knew a high level weaver.
Oh well I don't have the 7000 earth shards required to mass produce these so I guess it's kind of a pointless argument.

So fuck you with a crowbar Sarah Palin, you stupid Barbie Doll cunt .

Although I have tons of earth crystals and I know a high level alchemist, maybe I could get him to split my crystals into shards.
Or, shit, I have alchemy at rank 10 maybe I can do it myself.

I wish you every evil and pain ever discussed and described in the bible to be inflicted upon you and your entire family,

Alchemist rank 11. Better get my bro to do it instead.
Don't trust succeeding at something when I have the requisite ranks, let alone being one below.
If I had a radiant earth moraine I could split 1 crystal into 32-64 shards.

so you may go to your grave knowing it wasn't god speaking to you, but merely the wind whistling through your empty ignorant skull

Two being sold on my server RIGHT NOW.
Oh right, you. What are you talking about?
Oh you stopped.
Well I guess that's about it for me, then. I might have to hunt down radiant earth moraines or perhaps I'll just stick to bronze. I'll have to look at my inventory when I get in game.

Let pride go afore, shame will follow after.

What have we here today? A very smart, unique, creative, one-of-a-kind poster. Just like everyone on Livejournal-- say.
Anyway I found today's bint the same way I find all bints now: on the question of the day, also known as writer's block. It's a handy little thing for when you want to post about something but don't have anything to say, which needless to say Livejournal users have nothing at all to say, so it's probably the most popular feature.

Have you ever closed the door on an opportunity or a relationship in order to open another door, only to realize you made the wrong choice?

I feel like they've already asked this question and they probably have at some point so I'm not really sure what the fuck anymore.

Yes. I call that Husband #1, Husband #2, and every boyfriend I've ever had, except for Rich... who I cannot have. So. Yeah. I got that goin' for me.

Oh hey let me post about shit that has no connection to fucking anything my reader could relate to.
And before any of you nonexistent chucklefucks says "hurr maybe she's just talking to friends" fuck you she should have been prepared for a wider audience.
Now here's an entry entitled "I don't make these terrible things up, I only report them" and I'm PREPARING FOR LAUGHS!

So... the female equivalent of a hard-on... is a wide-on.



Think about it.

...
No, actually.

I shouldn't have laughed at that at all... but I laughed my ass off.

No you certainly should not have.

Don't hate me.

I hate you but probably not for the reason you'd be expecting.
Oh, and here's two comments. Let's read what her gaggle of cunt friends has to say about this diamond.

I told that one to Steve and we both cracked up!

OH THAT STEVE!

What is your favorite John Lennon song, and why?

If you don't say "Watching the Wheels" you don't know shit about video games.

Woman. Don't think it needs much explanation

Can't say I'm surprised.

Would you rather be super-rich or super-smart if you would only be average in the other category?

Rich. If you pick anything else you're a derp.

I'm already super smart and super poor.

Not that smart, then. CREAM RISES TO THE TOP, PEASANTS.

Which fictional world would you choose to visit, and why?

Warhammer universe.
For several reasons, not the least of which being when I got back to my universe any issue would pale into insignificance compared to what goes on there.

This one. Anyone who knows what this is, it doesn't need explanation

The picture is from Myst, a popular point-and-click game from a few years back, still the fourth (?) best selling game of all time. Also yes I think it does need an explanation. I mean you spend most of the game totally lost and confused in that world. At least in the Warhammer world you know what's what.

If you could have any musician or band play live - just for you and your friends - who would you pick?

I bet her answer is going to be really pretentious.
I don't know what I mean by "I bet" because literally no one would bet against me.

Oh my god, is there a person alive that doesn't know my answer to this??

Ha, ha you suck. I called that one.
Guildleves reset in 6.5 hours. Definitely won't be awake for that shit. Anyway best be off. Be seeing you.

THE BATTLEFIELD AWAITS

Today's entry has pretentious twat written all over it, man.
Gee, give me a moment to muster some sympathy for you and your relationship turmoil, especially considering the PROBLEM IS YOUR FAULT.
Also it does that thing where you have to agree you're 14 coming in and then you're 14 at each entry. Good. Now Livejournal isn't loading entries and I can't say this is necessarily a huge problem for me--
Ah fuck it loaded. Anyway here we go--
Her first entry is entitled "Division" with a thousand ellipsis.

...and I'm not talking about math.

My relationship feels divided...emotionally, physically and more important - mentally.

Women, man. It's easy, just ask her about her day and what's on her mind. Then she's going to start running her fucking yap and you can think about sex. When she pauses just restate what she just said in the form of a question and hope it makes sense.
Hum, getting my gender relations check for sure in pussy sensitivity class.

Our relationship feels very superficial to me right now.

I believe Jesus said it best: there is no such thing as superficial relationships, just superficial people.
Actually that wasn't Jesus, it was Zeus.
Okay I lied again. I just made that up.

Am I the one who should be addressing the issues until they're dead on the floor?

Sounds like you're the only one with issues.

Should I be making all of the plans? What changes should I be responsible to implement?

Implementing changes-- this is a relationship, not a consulting firm, Christ.

Are all of these things in my head??? Should I be selfish in this relationship and simply tend to mine and my childrens needs, completey disregarding my partner?

>selfish
>tending to your children
errrrr--

Really???? Is this how it's going to be forever?

More later..gotta go now - she just summoned me for lunch.

SHE.
That reminds me there's a chiptune group called she that's pretty good.
Anyway I'm getting off topic.
And here's today's writer's (TOO MANY POSSESSIVES HOLY SHIT) Block:

Have you ever fallen in love with two people at once? How did it work out?

This was a strange question to me. I guess I believe you should be guarded in your emotional state more than that-- and that's probably why I have about no friends since moving three years ago, but that's not the point.
The point is you shouldn't commit to a bitch until you're reasonably sure nothing better will come along or you can lie to yourself convincingly that nothing better has come along.

I was in a committed, long-term relationship and fell in love with someone else...unexpectedly!

... As opposed to all the people who do commit to relationships fully expecting to fall in love with other people.
DO PEOPLE REALLY DO THAT?
I love all these people who think that somehow excuses their bullshit antics. I DIDN'T EXPECT TO FALL IN LOVE.
Oh, well then that's perfectly okay, then. Just a vow of marriage no huge deal. Not like you VOWED something meaning you'd promise NEVER TO BREAK IT AS LONG AS IT WAS IN YOUR POWER or anything.

It was tough on me mentally and emotionally, not to mention the other two people involved. The former didn't end well and I had made an absolute mess of things before all was said and done.

And yet evidently you brought this all on yourself so excuse me for not feeling any sympathy.
... That'd be like me punching myself in the nuts and then typing "goddamn it, I just hit myself in the nuts" WELL SHIT, SON!

People are going to do what they want to do, but the small amount of experience I gained on the subject was enough to last me a lifetime. I can't help but think, what comes around goes around...

... Err, I think you're supposed to say that when someone does something to you, not the other way around-- fuck it.
Holy shit now there's a giant wall of words.

I love me some Lady Gaga...

Last night found me, once again, tending to the house while my love interest/roommate tinkered around in the garage with the go-kart...ya, ya - I know...AGAIN??!!

k

Ummmm yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Well I'm glad someone knows what I'm thinking in this situation, apparently.

Last night in bed I was watching The L Word (which I love, love, love) and girlie decided to get frisky on me.

Girlie-- what--

After a few minutes I couldn't control my attention to the TV any longer.. we began to make out, caress, etc...then the tickles set in on her. I'm quite used to this because she's highly ticklish around her hips and inner thigh, but this was a new area - the neck.

Oh I get it. Lesbians.
Well that explains why everything is vague and not too gender-defined. Still not out to the parents, eh?

She shivered in a tickled frenzy and giggled a bit. I asked if she was ticklish and she said yes. So I moved on...a little set back in the mood - but all's well that ends well for the evening...right? WRONG?!

WRONG.

About 430am little man woke up crying because he was picking at

Hey whoa, all right. I thought you were a lesbian, not a pedophile.
Well, I suppose those aren't mutually exclusive categories--

the scabs on his face and had realized that one was still a little too attached for his liking. Poor guy wrecked his bike over his dads house last weekend and landed on his face. :(

Father's responsibility to teach his son to roll like a man.
Remember always: you can't control when you fall, but you can control what you do while you're falling. The ability to override your instinct to brace yourself with your arm is the only thing that separates you from the beast.
Arms across the chest, tuck the neck, try to get on your back.

Anyhoo, we both rolled out of bed and tended to baby boy...then we went in a laid back down in bed. Suddenly it was discussion time... She made a reference to last nights' sexcapade and then said, while laughing, that when I was 'stroking' her neck she was making up a joke in her head about (of all things) "stroking a c*ck."

You talk about massaging her inner thigh and yet you censor cock? What the fuck kind of censorship is this, woman?
That'd be like me censoring "d*mn" after using "fuck" and "cunt" already. (har har har)

I was instantly horrified and completely turned off. Then the comment penetrated (no pun intended) my thick skin and my feelings were hurt.

Why?
Actually no, don't care.

Now she's judging different things I do when I make love to her and comparing them to c*ck?? WTF???

Nope, still don't care.

I went into my usual mode of shutting down...I got quiet and turned over to face the wall. She immediately picked up on my change of attitude and asked what was wrong. I told her I was offended and to know that her headspace is filling with jokes while I am simply exploring her body is just cruel.

Baby, when your brain is full of fuck it's full of fuck.

If that's the kind of thing you think about while being intimate - please, for sake of your partner - don't ever tell them.

I'd hope she'd be cooler than that.

In true fashion she became instantly irritated and thought the whole thing was her fault and suddenly it turned into I didn't like the way she makes love to me and then my head was spinning. She got out of bed...in the shower...packed a bag....and did her whole "I'm leaving!" speech.

These people are so irrational.
And yes I mean that with every conviction it can have.

This is at 5am, mind you. I don't do well at any time before 9am - and she knows this - but here we were engaging in this child-like behavior at o'dark thirty. She told me on the way out of the bedroom door that I was mean and she didn't have to take this kind of abuse and to judge her is cruel and why haven't I ever insulted her in the sack before now and yada yada yada.... I just let her go cuz I could hardly form a coherrant thought...

Well you posted this at 4:25 PM, what's your excuse for not being able to form a "coherant" thought now?

I said I was frustrated because I wasn't sure where I could touch her without her feeling ticklish and me feeling like she didn't like what I was doing and was it going to be like "ya, let's have sex - oh by the way - you can only touch my p*ssy."

Censoring the word "pussy" in light of this discussion has to be the most bizarre and inappropriate thing I have seen all week.
... It's early, though, and tomorrow's pussy sensitivity class so we'll see.

She didn't like that at all... She left after slamming 100 cupboards and doors on her way out. Then she went 3 miles up the road to Starbucks and started a texting war with me...which I refused to engage in.

So what's this argument about, exactly?

Then she called and said she was hurt and was feeling like she was going to shut down and not initiate sex ever again with me because of the rejection I was giving her. She said she made up a joke in her head about a c*ck because she didn't want to tell me what she was really experiencing.

Those poor children.

I think my girlfriend feeds off of chaos and pain.

CHAOS.
Cover to Brotherhood of the Snake, I think. One of the few Warhammer books actually worth reading.
On an unrelated note: this.
Now there's a post that has font so small I need a microscope--

What a difference a year makes...this time last year I was hopeful, giddy...bursting at the seams with passion and yet so consumed with the secret I was carrying day in and day out.

The secret is she worships Slaanesh and heads a depraved sex cult involving human sacrifice. That is, until the Emperor's Space Marines made planet fall. The green panoply and grinning serpent of the Salamanders chapter.
Into the fires of battle, unto the anvil of war!
No I'm just making this more interesting than it really is.

I had completely checked out of the relationship in May...and he knew it...but I didn't know how (or didn't have the courage) to walk into the room and tell him it was o-v-e-r and make the necessary arrangements regarding finances, custody, etc...

Whosoever shalt end the relationship shall take nothing but what was brought in the first place.
That seems like a fair rule to me.

I found out she liked a certain set of vampire novels that I also adored.

Twilight, hurrr.
Also you don't need to say "a certain set" like it's some kind of indie shit no one has heard of before. I'm pretty sure it outsold the Bible last year.
Anyway I think I have something to do for pussy sensitivity class now.
GOTTA BE SENSITIVE YO

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK AM I READING?
So let me get this straight: I gotta not only agree to read each entry before I read it (natch) I gotta click the "back" button for each additional entry, like it's some kind of goddamn prize I want to be reading?
Also your avatar appears to be Tails of Sonic the Hedgehog fame in a Wehrmacht (Nazi) uniform. Great.
Also hi everyone. For all you naysayers about FFXIV I direct you to the recent good news. I told you fuckers you were babbies who needed to learn some goddamn patience.

Will you write about the vital importance of clean water to support Blog Action Day? Do you think journaling can help raise awareness and promote a healthier planet?

"Raising awareness" has to be number one on my list of "all time favorite things liberal white people say to feel self-important".
Like, what, problems are fixed because people are aware and upset and willing to have a polite conversation about it? Like the road to a developed country doesn't lie on concrete, steel and industry? Are you people oblivious to the thousands upon thousands of years of development and strife it took to get us this far?

Also I'd like to meet the person who would argue clean water isn't important. I think most people are keenly aware that clean water is important to having any standard of living.
Planet's already fucked up. We've developed on so much land with our paved roads, refined metals to make cars that pollute the air with petroleum exhaust, and keep making babies for families consisting of 1,400 kids that eat all of the food and consume all of our available resources.

Oh yeah like you'd be so much happier banging this horseshit out on a rock in a hut somewhere. Fuck you.
Planet maybe fucked but industry didn't ruin it. Corporate greed did.

Way to go you ignorant monkeys. And even if we were to find another planet to Terra-form, it'd just be a matter of time before that one's trashed, too.

>Even if we find another planet to terraform
>implying our current technological basis allows for terraforming
Hi from the past, I guess.
Also I think this planet is suitable. Didn't have to look very far, even.

What does this day mean to you?

Date posted: September 12th, 2010.
Well I know what I was thinking September 12th, 2010.
10 DAYS UNTIL FFXIV HOLY SHIT TIME IS EXPANDING BEFORE MY VERY EYES

Wake up, do something, go to sleep.

Note to America: Please get over it. It's been nine years already.

Yeah America, come the fuck on. What happened? Some of your shit got blown up. IT'S NOT LIKE MOST OF YOU EVEN KNEW ANYONE INVOLVED, CHRIST.
I'm just being unreasonable for effect, honestly. In all seriousness I have no strong feelings about September 11th.
I know that's probably not the popular thing to say, being an American an all, but fuck it. I don't know anyone involved~

Some say this brought the country together as a united collective. A collective who said, "Hey. These guys don't like us and they killed our people. We go to war for this."

Maybe you're unfamiliar with a term called revenge. Might want to look into it sometime. It's kind of important to understand revenge and retribution if you want to understand how most people tend to operate.
Also if there was ever a good reason to go to war it's because someone is killing you.
I mean, what, we were supposed to roll over and accept Japan bombing Pearl Harbor?
Actually you'd probably say yes, Captain Anime.
Of course we learned very quickly no one knew what they were doing in the war and the situation evolved into a bad idea but hey, hindsight is always 20/20.
Personally I said we should have built a giant fighting robot in the place where the towers stood and next person to attack us gets the Gundam up on their shit, but no one listened.

What good has the war done for the homeland? It made the country into a prison.

Went out today (admittedly to a place I didn't want to go but whatever, I had a choice to not go) came home, about to play FFXIV. How am I a prisoner, exactly?
In fact I could literally leave this country right now if I wanted. Name one prisoner (besides Lindsay Lohan OH TIMELY) who can leave jail at will.

A prison making its own citizens the prisoners, only to cater to illegal immigrants who take advantage of the system.

Make it easy for you: Light the nukes and start over.

I'd really like to see you survive a nuclear holocaust. Ever play Fallout? No? Well it'd be that much suffering with half the intrigue.
And now there are no more posts. I see how why there's one post per page. If there wasn't you'd be out of posts in about five minutes and far, far less annoying.

Small steps corrupt

The flames of hate consume you, filth.
To me, little in the world has as much raw soul as Warhammer. Sure a lot of it seems kind of silly and over-the-top but one thing you cannot accuse it of is being phony.
Which brings me to today's blog: what a tool.
AWWW YEAH GOTTA AGREE I'M 14+. In this case I suspect it's a wise idea because anyone under 14 is probably getting stalked and maybe raped and buried under this guy's mom's mobile home.
Yeah I get it, you're creepy and you admit to it (lol so edgy) but you are scum and I'm watching you. Scum.

If you could go on a road trip with any person, dead or alive, who would it be, and where would you go?

Namie Amuro. Or Audrey Hepburn.
What can I say? I'm a hopeless romantic.
Still can't find my Groucho Marx picture.

I guess I would take either Vincent Price, or Alice Cooper.

Whatever, fag.

They and I have something i common, we're creepy people, ha ha ha. Where would we go? Up your mother's crotch.

Sick, got me. I guess.
Anyway bro you keep trying to be edgy and I'll tell you when you're finally funny.

Okay, it seems Frankford, Texas and Dearborn, Michigan have been adopiting the creepy Sharia Law, according to an artile I read today. Ladies and gentlmen, the creepy Muslim are starting to come into this country and taking over.

Cool spelling, mang.
Also here's me giving a fuck. If people don't want to stand up and defend their way of life then good, it should be superseded by something stronger.
Also before you (as if this idiot will ever find this) jump on my tits about saying "HURRRR ISLAM IS BETTER THAN 'MERICA" that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying you're a lazy asshole and deserve to be thrown into the 13th century for a bit until you can learn how to not be a cunt.

Now, as an open minded person, and as someone who wants nothing to do with them, based on personal experience not stereotypes, I will be the pacifist and say, just avoid one if you see someone of that faith.

>open-minded
>lumping all people of a discreet category together
You even trying, bro?

Better yet, call the FBI or police on them, picket their places of worship, etc.

Call the FBI if I see a Muslim, right.
Hey, guy I've spoken to a few times in pussy sensitivity class? I know, we got along but I gotta call the FBI on you now because "victorgreywolf" told me to.
Also why the fuck would I picket their place of worship? Are you kidding me? OH NO PEOPLE BELIEVE THINGS. If I'm picketing them I'm going to picket the Christfags too and everyone NOT WORSHIPING ZEUS ALL-MIGHTY.

Who cares if this post is hurtful, this is what people should do. It's the right things to do.

"Right thing to do" is somehow objectively stated. I just need to point to that and you're automatically losing any debate.
Some things are objectively the "right thing to do." For instance, taking care of your fucking kids or staying off your cellphone in traffic but many things (this included) are not objective.

(This goes for the cross worshipping bastards known as christians also, so muslims who read this, don't. flatter yourselves thinking you're so important to be singled out. I'm Christian phobic as well, and damn proud of it.)

Okay.
Wait, what's your point again?

It is true I don't like Muslim people, but I am not going to stoop to their level, and say that they don't have a right to live. All I want to say is that I want nothing to do with them, regardless.

>don't want anything to do with them
>wants to picket their place of worship
Please, do continue.

Their way of thinking is meesed up, plus the bad experiences I've had with them are more than enough to make me want to avoid them.

Well I've read several well-researched and -crafted critiques of Islam but I must say this is probably the best. YOU HEAR ME, ISLAM? VICTORGREYWOLF SAYS YOUR WAY OF THINKING IS "MEESED (sic)" UP!
In fact I've read several critiques of all major world religions except, oddly, Greek mythology. NONE CAN ARGUE WITH THE MIGHT OF ZEUS.
Also Zen. Speaking of: gotta write a fact sheet about Zen for pussy sensitivity class. Somehow I don't think an entirely blank sheet of paper with the words "if you can put it into words it is not Zen" will get me a 10/10 despite capturing the essence of Zen as much as you possibly can with words.
School, go figure.
FELT THE TOUCH OF THE COSMOS for this assignment and you give me a 1/10. Why aren't you being culturally aware and teaching equity for me? :(

That is all I wanted to say. Thank you for taking the time to listen to my opinion.

NO PROBLEM MY GOOD MAN, NO PROBLEM.

Okay, it seems that an imam and his wife are recieing death threats over a mosque in New York.

America, land of the free where you are free to worship whatever you please--

I say to them, good for you. They have people beheaded and blowing themselves up and imposing their ways onto us, and being as creepy as Musilms are

My college (and indeed the high school I intern at now) has a fair number of Muslims and they all seem pretty laid back. I dunno, guy.

and as bullyish and violent hot heads, I am not surprised they are complaining, especially since overseas, they do these horrid things to us.

Here's a real exchange between me and this Muslim guy at my school:
WARNING! HARSH LANGUAGE
guy: oh hey!
me: hi how are ya?
guy: can't complain, can't complain
HOLY SHIT WATCH OUT TERRORIST IN TRAINING

So, now we're fighting back, and that's what they don't like. Do you personally care for those scumbags? I sure don't.

No I don't but don't act like we're on the same side, scum.
If this were the Warhammer world I'd be purging you too, heretic.
Now he's weighing in on that issue where some guy killed himself over a Twitter post (evidently he was outed by his friends who were secretly encountering a homosexual encounter in a shower, which tells me only have sex in private if you don't want it on the internet but I always get the wrong lesson from things) and I'm sure this'll be good.

Okay, so it seems that a student in New Jersey killed himself when an encounter between him and a man showed upo on twitter. Zounds, right?

Not really. I mean if gay sex evokes a "zounds" from you I'd love to show you some of the shit I've seen on the internet in my time.

What exactly happened is a mystery to me, sicne I didn't see the video,

I saw it and let me tell you: you're not missing much.
Of course I've also seen several graphic suicides, a guy cutting another guy's head off with a hatchet and some other shit so you know maybe I'm a little desensitized.

but it could've made him famous, right? Who knows, me might've had a career as a porn star,

Well maybe but I'm sure he killed himself over being outed over the internet and the accompanying shame he felt, not over his lack of porn skills.

Hey, he might've had guys coming to him, and wanting a bj from him, but unfortunately, he's dead. How did he die?

I don't know about you people, but I think he could've cashed in on his skills.

If it were a girl, I know she would have guys coming up left and right for somerthing like that. I know I would love a girlfriend like that.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Also, yeah: you want a girlfriend "like that" meaning a girlfriend with a cock.
Deal with it.

Okay, the topic of discussion to date is the cyberbullying. I mean, you can't really control it, especially since the bullies are on a computer, un-monitored, so they can pretty much do whatever they want, right? And as far as sexting goes, well, kids will have to learn about it sooner or later, right?

You're right. Time to lock down the internet. You freaks are too free and easy. You need some adversity to make better people out of you.

I mean, possible solutions to sexting is to remove the text features from cellular phones, or not to allow kids to have them, right? I mean, if kids don't have those things, then they can't be targets of it.

STOP SAYING "RIGHT" LIKE I CAN FOLLOW YOU AT ALL. YOU ARE A RAMBLING PSYCHOTIC.

As far as kids being bullied, there is one full proof solution to prevent that:

DON'T HAVE KIDS!!!!!!!

Well sure, but now that you've had the kid now what?

As I've stated in the unplugged writers block, I've never known an atheist that has molested a kid,

I'm sure it has happened. Surely the Papacy doesn't have a monopoly on pedophilia.

Hey, as far as the shooting at say Columbine, and Virginia tech, I have mixed feelings about it, especially since I was bullied also, so I feel the bullies got what they deserved.

And the other people killed in these massacres?
I know I'm supposed to be shocked and horrified (or laugh "ironically") at this but man, this is pretty weak. Gotta up your game, bro.

The victims are fighting back, and to the parents of the bullies who were killed, I am laughing at you, and your kids, because they brought that killing upon themselves.

Goddamn it you pussies you're going to get picked on in school. Everyone does. Live with it.
They don't even need a reason to pick on you.
Now he's weighing in on Lady Gaga. This is good, I think the world and especially Lady Gaga need this idiot to share his opinion.

Okay, first talking about the guy who killed Lennon, and now, this Lady Gaga is it?

... What?
"Okay, first talking about the guy who killed Lennon"-- what?
Nope, reading it for the seventh time and it's still not making sense. WHAT DO I DO NOW, 9th GRADE REMEDIAL ENGLISH THAT DRILLED THE "IF YOU DON'T GET SOMETHING, READ, READ AGAIN" MANTRA INTO MY BRAIN?

Who the fucking hell cares, so she has problems, right? Does it affect my life? Fuck no.

For someone who says "it doesn't affect my life" a lot you sure seem bothered by a lot of shit. At least pretend it's tangentially related to your life for sake of reader interest, Christ.
See that's why my "here's me giving a shit" joke works because you're all worked up about nonsense and suddenly there's a guy not giving a fuck about the thing you think is so important you need to devote at least three poorly written paragraphs.

I mean who cares about that whore cunt, right?

IF YOU SAY RIGHT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME--
Also a quick search on Wikipedia unearths this page so I'm guessing quite a few people care about her. Note this page is separate from the Lady Gaga main page. This is just her page of awards and nominations.

I mean, I don't know what is more shallow, her or religion of any kind.

I dunno if you've ever read a religious text before but most of them contain at least one relatively profound thought. That's one more than I've seen from your blog, anyway.

Why do people worry about a celebrity. Shouldn't we be more concerned with other things?

Yes we should. Why don't you start?

Imagine your first chart-topping album has just been released. What sort of music is on it? What does the cover art look like?

Well I couldn't carry a tune even if I had a handle so I'm going to assume this is a hypothetical alternate reality where I can sing. In which case I'd probably record this album.

I would say the kind of music strippers dance to, or the kind that gets the mojo in bed going.

Bro I'm looking at the mugshot that is your avatar and you're not making music that women will be doing anything to besides macing you.
Also I have a slight problem with the title of this Writer's Block ("Sultans of Swing"): Sultans of Swing was not an album by Dire Straits, it was a single. The album was the eponymous "Dire Straits" and was not an immediate commercial success.
Anyway I think that's it. Feel like doing something better with my time.

Let's :|

Well, where to begin? Today's blog is called "Dreaming of a white world" which makes me think she really likes snow.
Wait, no, I remember now: SHE'S ADOLPH HITLER. NICE TRY.
And by "snow" I mean frozen water, not the Canadian reggae star whose only hit (I can't put enough sarcasm quotes around "hit") was about being an informant or something.
Anyway moving away from references three people get:

When you doodle, what shapes, patterns, and/or creatures do you find yourself drawing? What do you think it says about you?

Can't get enough of these writer's blocks, no sir.

Chibis, mostly. Or super deformed designs of humans.....

-It represents I'm childish?

Or it represents you're a goddamn dork, I dunno.

What famous person from history would you have liked to have as a parent, and why?

What a bizarre question. Anyway her answer is kind of interesting:

Albert Einstein. Just 'cause....Nowadays intelligence isn't valued by people or the media...And I think that's sad. :)

A NAZI WANTS A JEW FOR A PARENT? Nice cover up.
Also good work purging all the people who could invent your implements of war, Germany. You deserve to lose with an attitude like that, good grief.

WARNING. RANT AHEAD:

Oh boy, count me in.
She links an article I'm not linking again because frankly fuck it--

"Clearly, Glee's millions of fans applaud show creator Ryan Murphy's agenda to promote acceptance of everyone, regardless of race, creed or sexual orientation. But for the Fox hit's more conservative fans, Murphy has something special in the works.

"I'm adding a Christian character," he says.

Wow, sounds fascinating.
Oh sorry I was reading the features supposedly included in Phantasy Star Online 2. Anyway, back to this bore.

"We've taken a couple jabs at the right wing this year, so what I want to do with this character is have someone who Christian kids and parents can recognize and say, 'Oh, look—I'm represented there, too!' If we're trying to form a world of inclusiveness, we've got to include that point of view as well."

Nothing makes me feel more included than being represented as a broad stereotype on the hack Fox TV show Glee, let me tell you.

Murphy says this character (yet to be cast) will speak her mind and be listened to and respected — though likely not by Kurt, whose homosexuality she won't accept.

Wow what brilliant characterization.
Listen, ye unwashed masses: respect is to be earned, not expected.

This perky New Directions addition, coming next season, will also object to some of the club's sexually suggestive music selections.

So the wet blanket character, I get it.
Also I've seen an episode of Glee once (purely by accident, I assure you) and the shit I saw would have gotten that teacher fired pretty much the first day, so if this bitch is counting on some sort of "realistic school environment" as part of her argument, then I got news.

I'm sorry, but I find this, as a Christian, incredibly offensive.

I'm getting pretty fucking tired of hearing people saying "as a ________ I find ________ offensive." Wow, who gives a shit? OH FUCK, SHE SAID "AS A CHRISTIAN"! I BETTER LISTEN! Wouldn't want to offend your deeply held beliefs. If you had just said "as a stupid cunt zero of the internet" I wouldn't have listened but as a Christian I certainly will.

Not all Christians are Medieval Age-morons who burn gays at the stakes or enjoy turning women into slaves.....

Eeeeeeeeeeeh.

Now everyone who isn't a Christian and watches Glee will think of Christians as wicked people...So infuriating. >:(

I was about to say "that's a pretty low opinion of non-Christians" but she's probably fucking right. HURP DURP FOX TOLD ME THINGS "IS" BAD SO I BEST LISTEN--

And again, the stereotypes are annoying. Not all asian girls are quiet and gothic. Not all black girls are sassy and prima donnas, not all gays are crazy for Lady Gaga and fashion, not all blondes are dumb or evil, not all jocks are jerks, etc...

So? When I watch Fist of the North Star my first thought isn't "hey, Clint Eastwood crossed with Bruce Lee couldn't punch people so hard their heads explode!"
Although if there was some sort of clone experiment where science did cross those two the resulting creation probably could do that so I'm not sure what my point is.

It's not only annoying, but pretty racist and insulting....Like, putting together the two Asian characters? Oh yeah, that's not insulting at all. :/

... People are more likely to date within racial boundaries than not? What's your point?
The thing is if they hooked the Asian girl up with the white guy (the second most likely mixed race relation to occur shut up) she'd be bitching that it's just as racist and stereotypical.
HURRRR CRUSADER CULTURE ENDURES.
Swear to Christ I heard someone say that once in relation to white guys dating Asian girls. It stuck with me because to this day I have no clue what that means. White girls are bitches, white guys (who have all the money) want a nicer girl, what? Stands to reason.

Why must they be stereotypes? Why can't they be characters, first and foremost? Ryan Murphy doesn't understand the concept? :/

HE'S A HACK WRITER FOR A HACK SHOW ON FOX I THINK HE'S DOING ALL HE'S CAPABLE OF.

So today we were in class discussing about politics, and elections about the future mayor of the city, and the teacher started comparing using Batman and Green Lantern as examples.

I'd totally vote for Batman. Dark Knight Batman specifically. You know, the one that's borderline psychotic and basically one step removed from the villains he hunts. I think he'd have an interesting platform at the very least.

We laughed! But wait! It gets even better!

... No it doesn't. Moving on.

So I'm finally here, on my own livejournal...Probably alone, I'll have to find my friends around here....:P

I'll bring more interesting stuff once I write again, I promise

OH FUCK. I really have to start screening these blogs for length.
What year am I reading now-- ah, just last month, aww. Welcome to Livejournal, cunt.

4.0

I heard Gamespot gave FFXIV a 4.0. About 5 people linked me that article like that meant I was supposed to stop enjoying myself. Good, here's me giving a fuck. I hope IGN gives it a 0.0. Doesn't affect me.
BUT THOSE FAGS WILL BE SHOWN WHAT FER ANYWAY: TODAY IS PATCH DAY AND ALL WILL BE FIXED-- no I'm just fucking with you.
Just kidding best patch ever:

- The chat log will no longer close while entering text during the following processes:
- When viewing a bazaar
- When setting up a bazaar
- During gathering
- During synthesis

That shit was annoying. Even better was when I'd be hitting enter on another hilarious message sent to my linkshell as my dumb character was finishing her synth and then I'd click rapid synth instead of sending it and she'd cause a nuclear explosion while smithing.
Armorer rank 16, too, so I know all about annoying shit while crafting.
Oh right, blogs.
Seriously the game isn't bad. It's not a 10.0 greatest game ever made but it's pretty fucking engrossing. I guess if you're used to instant gratification WoW and Call of Duty shit you might want to steer clear but for anyone with IQ above room temperature and a little patience, go for it.

If you were a detective (fictional or real), who would be your arch nemesis? Would you have a catch phrase? If so, what would it be?

My nemesis? Probably my dad and cousin. And brother. If there's anyone I wanna catch doing something wrong it's them. I would stalk them for a life time. My catch phrase? Probably "Gotcha, Bitch!" Or one of me and my sisters Detective Meatball phrases. But I can't find the paper to tell you guys any of them right now.

Cool story, bro.
If I were a detective my nemesis would be a corrupt politician/mob boss who had me wrongfully imprisoned for witnessing a crime, and after I got out my goal in life would be to hunt him down and fucking murder him.
Yeah man that'd be an awesome story.
I wouldn't have a catch phrase because I'd be a "man with no name" type character.
Fuck, my idea is way more awesome than yours. HURRRR MY DAD IS MY NEMESIS. What are you, 14?
Oh wait, probably.

Based on the books on your bookshelf, what conclusions would people draw about you?

Already answered this Wednesday, wait--

That I really like Vampires? And no, that does not mean Edward Cullen you Twi-Tards! The books on my shelf are all by Sherrilyn Kenyon.

OH THAT'S SO MUCH BETTER. That's seriously like saying "and no, you fucking Stephen King fags, my bookshelf is filled with Clive Barker."
In the entire history of fiction there has been ONE GOOD VAMPIRE BOOK. I'm sure you can guess what it is, but in case you can't it starts with a "D-" and ends in "-racula"

Ok, I just tried to write a full three paragraphs. And then it dissapeared. So to make a long story short I'm really sick.

Okay.
Now here's a fanfiction of her Sims 3 characters-- what the fuck?

So I'm sitting at my laptop when I suddenly here a banging noise from the kitchen.

>Here

So I get up to go check it out. I find my mom by the stove with a large hammer and a sheet of wax paper. She sits a piece of chicken on the wax paper and then folds the paper over it. She then pounds the chicken until it's almost flat. Holes appear in the wax and stick to the chicken. So I made a joke "Jeez, we're going to be eating more wax than chicken." She flips a fit and starts telling my older sister over the phone how much of a bitch I am, and how I'm such a picky eater and she wishes I would just leave her alone and not eat it if I don't like it. So I storm off and came here to ask you guys if that really sounds fair?

Nope, don't care.

I hardly ever complain, if I don't like something I just wrinkle my nose in disgust and grab one of my tv dinners that she gets specifically because I'm such a picky eater. She's the one who constantly throws fits if I won't eat her cooking.

Well to be fair you do sound like a cunt.
Oh and this is her very first post.
Well then. Leveling marauder and it sucks. HOW DO YOU MISS SWINGING A MASSIVE AXE THIS MAKES NO SENSE--
Oh well I guess this isn't so bad with skull splitter now. Steadfast > Skull splitter looks cool and does loads of damage (when it hits) (which is never)
Anyway I think that's it for today. Short entry~

Oh wait, what?

Forgot to post Monday. Well, I didn't "forget" I was just busy with other shit and then in my down time I was playing FFXIV. I had a meeting with some people in a closet where they talked about me like I wasn't there and then I had to go to class. Then today I had to sit in high school remedial English.
Yeah my life has been a bit strange lately. Anyway I'm sure you're not here to listen to me drone on about boring shit like how idiots don't know what a comma is: you're here to listen to me blather on about how idiots don't know what a comma is on the internet.
Here we have Faithful_Summer (hurrrrr) and I can discern from what I've read of her post (critical analysis yo) that she's a hipster bitch.

Based on the books on your bookshelf, what conclusions would people draw about you?

He was probably born sometime around the year 1450. He owns more than three books with a Maltese cross emblazoned on the side or front so he's probably some sort of Nazi.
No you plebs the Maltese cross is different than the Iron cross. I keep telling you this shit.
Here, compare:
Iron cross
Maltese cross
See? Completely different. Could not be more dissimilar-- all right they're virtually identical.

I like teen fiction, vampires, scifi and classic Lit.

Ever notice that when talking to girls? They'll ask some bullshit leading question that I'm not going to answer because you'll think I'm weird so I just reroute it back at you and your response to "what kind of books do you like?" is "I LIKE ALL BOOKS." HURRR THEN YOU WON'T MIND ME TALKING ABOUT DANTE'S INFERNO FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES. "Tee-hee I don't know what that is!" HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU LIKE ALL BOOKS IF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ THE INFERNO GOD YOU SUCK.
Or, even better: "what kind of music do you like?"
"I like all music!"
"Oh yeah? Like Pink Floyd?"
"No."
"Dire Straits?"
"No."
"Otis Redding?"
"No."
THE FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO THEN?
This is why I don't talk to people. You trying to be cute and agreeable is very disagreeable to me.
Oh but I'm sure if I had trotted PITBOOOOOOOOOOOOL out she'd have been all over that. Goddamn, you don't have to listen to every shitty song popular radio feeds you. You're allowed to form your own opinion.

My doc is out of town and this certainly doesn't seem like anything I need to rush to get checked out, but it sure is annoying. Since the last weekend of our vacation (starting Sat., Aug. 28th), I have had this bad smell/taste lingering and popping up at the most random times.

Sinus infection shut up it'll go away on its own you don't need to be on everything for every little sniffle you have.
That reminds me of what we were covering today in honors English: run-on sentences. I use run-ons strategically for momentum. Don't cover that shit in 9th grade English. Gotta learn on your own, kids, or they'll ruin you forever.

No one else smells it.

No they wouldn't. That's because your nose is rotting.
Now here's a three paragraph essay about a pair of shoes I'm not reading.

I've been home for less than 5 hours. My feet are swelling back up and fast.

EDEMA. Be less of a hambeast~

I'm going to see my doc next week after he gets back from vacation, but I'm honestly getting kind of freaked out. Should I be heading to the ER?

I'm sensing a theme.

What is your favorite weird food combination?

I don't eat weird food combinations There's this thing called "taste coherency" and I think I made the term up but just because shit tastes good does not mean it'll taste good together.

When I was in highschool, we used to eat vanilla ice cream on Doritos.

See this is exactly what I mean.
Oh here's this old gem from a few weeks ago:

Do you think a marriage license should have a renewal or expiration date, just like a driver's license?

and her response is equally brilliant:

Sorry, this seems like a dumb question to me. It's not like you have to take a test to get a marriage license. And once you're married, it's not like your marriage can expire (and they sure shouldn't change it to be that way b/c then people like Zac would continually forget to renew it and things would be chaotic). So why on earth should you need to renew your marriage license?

NO STUPID THE QUESTION WASN'T WHETHER OR NOT THEY DO EXPIRE IT'S WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK THEY SHOULD EXPIRE.
Now she's talking about a nose piercing and quite frankly

I need to know everything you know about Parathyroid issues.

All right here we go.

My back is in bad shape. Has been for ages. I'm sure at least 50% of it has to do with my weight.

Where's my picture of Groucho Marx making a troll face?
It's somewhere--
Ah fuck it.
Now here's 5000000 posts that compromise her Twitter posts. So I'm reading Twatter on Livejournal. I wish there was a single word for the feeling you get right before you cock the trigger and blow your brains out, because I'd be using it right now.
I know, I'll coin the phrase: Faithful_Summering.

How is it that until just recently, I had never heard of the terms "fluid" or "pan-sexual"?

You never heard the term "fluid"? Like a liquid? "Pansexual" is an okay term to have never heard because they made that the fuck up but fluid, really?
What scientific or medical breakthrough do you most want to happen in your lifetime?
Bionics. If you say anything else you're provably stupid.

Easy. A cure for cancer.

PICK BIONICS. STOMACH CANCER? BOOM, BIONIC STOMACH. Also known as "biomechatronics" if you're a fan of words that are impossible to pronounce.
Stem cell research is so nearsighted. So, what, you grow a replacement organ WITH ALL THE SAME FLAWS AS THE HUMAN ONE THAT FAILED.
No, you need enhanced organs.

My ideas are ranging anywhere from Greece/Santorini to Holocaust sites.

I could go to the CRADLE OF ALL WESTERN CULTURE or where some atrocious shit happened. WHAT A DECISION.

I spilled a soda on my phone. Now it is dead. At least, it seems that way. Currently letting it dry out to see if that changes anything. *cries*

You spilled a liquid on your phone, then to see if it was ruined you turned it on? Well guess what ruined your phone, dumbass. Here's a brotip: submerging something electronic doesn't ruin it automatically. Gotta have some sort of current in there.

Way to go, Va. Epic fail.

EPIC FAIL GUYS XD
EPIC FOR THE WIN
Oh right, this. I ended up doing my rank 10 Guildleves in FFXIV instead.
Anyway entry over because I don't feel like reading posts about Obama from 2 years ago.

Hnnnng

Oh man. I don't get what it is about FFXIV but it seems like anything related to that game makes people bitch. They'll bitch, and acutely. Yesterday they changed the craft system because it wasn't working right (apparently, I never had trouble) so now you have to do standard synths instead of rapid synths. Literally you can just click one button instead of another. I failed maybe 4 more synths than I normally do and people are threatening to quit over this.
YOU WANNA GIVE IT A DAY, ASSHOLES?
I guess I don't understand this whole attitude of needing your infantile whims fulfilled at every moment. It'll work and you'll get your rapid synths back if you give it ten fucking minutes, Jesus.
Anyway today we have "The Pen Is Mightier... than the sword" which I always thought was a sketchy saying. Hey, hey, if the pen is mightier than the sword why do actions speak louder than words?
The truth is everyone says this shit to avoid having a thought for once.

What inspires you in life? What makes you want to reach for the stars and do something truly extraordinary?

I guess sheer force of will does. I mean really anything you do is pointless so the only reason to do anything at all is because you want to do it.

Child-like wonder, I guess you could call it. I may be twenty-eight, but I can't help but see magic and beauty and mystery in almost everything I encounter.

You're 28. You're posting on Livejournal about how much your job sucks. You don't have wonder about anything.
"Child-like wonder" goes alongside "child at heart" as one of the douchiest things you can say and one of the most misleading things, too. What's with all this desire to be a child again?
Yeah, remember when nothing made sense and you couldn't do shit? Oh yeah, let me go back to those times.
Shit motherfucker, you can get in your car, partake in the MIRACLE OF HUMAN FLIGHT and be in another fucking country tomorrow if you wanted to. Tell your job to get fucked and adventure across India.
Let's see a kid do something like that.

Okay, long time no post, but I've got a fun story to share from my adult ESL class last night.

Oh this'll be fun. Let me tell my horror story after to bring the audience down.

Well, one of the topics was "Phobias" and when asked, I explained that a phobia is when you are afraid of something--very afraid.

That's not a phobia, idiot. If I'm "very afraid" of the man with a gun pointed to my face in the bank I'm not being phobic. A phobia is pathological, that is, there's a cause outside of normal fight-or-flight responses.

I guess you can't unload all this on people learning English but that's no excuse to be inaccurate.
Now, I may be a bit conservative on what I let my six and eight-year-olds watch, but I'm sure I'm not the only one who watched the trailers for Avatar and never thought what a wholesome children's movie it would be--although, apparently McDonald's did. Or maybe they just had a falling out with Disney.

Making toys for the highest grossing film of all time or another modern Disney animated flop.
Gee, McDonald's sure has no marketing sense.

(And note that I do differentiate between Vanity Press, which is predatory business, and Self-Publishing, which can be a legitimate option in a variety of situations.)

IF YOU HAD THAT MUCH TALENT YOU WOULDN'T NEED TO SELF-PUBLISH.

mood: infuriated

What exactly is our identity? An amalgamation of all our past experiences, our opinions, our reason and passion, our personality and physical attributes, or are we merely a sum of numbers, facts and details kept in a file logged somewhere in the depths of that soulless pit we call bureaucracy?

Well, really, if the movement and actions of atoms is highly regular and can be predicted and our brains are made up of nothing but atoms then freewill pretty much cannot exist, but on the other hand as you increase the number of interactions between atoms (and increase the number of atoms) the probability of an accurate prediction decays so I suppose--

Which of these definitions does today's society adhere to if something like our identity is so easy to steal?

I don't think you understand how identity theft works. They just pretend to be you to get to your money. They're not actually pretending to be you because your life is so crazy awesome.

I think in a culture like ours that celebrates the individual it is doubly atrocious to violate someone's sense of self by stealing their identity, an act on par with rape

Oh we're talking about society or something I guess.
I'm just amazed a woman was prepared to compare something to rape. Usually that's reserved for the worst crimes imaginable, and women (the people most likely to be raped if I may say so) should be extra reserved in using it for analogies.
It kind of goes back to what I said Wednesday: people immediately go to the top shelf of words to describe an emotional state because the fact is they don't feel that much and cannot properly express themselves so HUGE WORDS THAT SOUND REALLY EMOTIONAL replace actual thought.

in that it robs a person of not only their private information, but of their reputation, leaving behind a ravaged virgin whose lost innocence can never be regained, who cannot get to sleep at night because the nightmarish terror that their tormentor, their violator will return.

I'm really confused. Are we talking about identity theft (the crime) or are we talking about some kind of metaphysical "identity theft" society somehow does to you?

I understand that fear well. As a teenager I had a male family member harass me in a way that only my father's fortuitous intervention prevented from being rape.

I guess the latter, but I thought this was as bad as rape?
Now it's literally rape, I guess.

I have certainly forgiven this family member, and I'd thought I'd put those painful feelings behind me, until this morning when I investigated the arrival of a receipt for a paid traffic ticket from a county I've never heard of apparently issued to someone with a very similar name, using my information.

So it is identity theft (the crime). You seem to be confusing the actions of society with the actions of an individual. America does indeed respect the self-made man and all that shit, which is why if you notice identity theft is a heavily-punished crime.

It hurts to think I've been reduced to nothing but a series of numbers on a state issued card, and that my sense of peace and self can be so easily shattered by some uncaring and inconsiderate person's actions.

So it is a societal thing I guess. Holy fuck. Well, of course they issue a number. Do you want to organize the logistical nightmare of alphabetizing 400,000,000 people?
What about all the people with the same name?

Who we are is a fragile thing, like a butterfly.

Oh don't be so dramatic, Jesus Christ.

He stepped on a land mine in the war, The War, WWII, fighting in Europe; and spent the next two years in hospitals until they got rid of the osteomylitis by amputating from the knee down.

Oh well fuck this cunty blog, let's read his blog instead!
I bet he's not whining about identity theft or whatever. Fucker stepped on a landmine in France while being shot at by Germans, I think he's been through worse.

After his terms were up, he went into private practice and has represented people or offered legal advice up until his pace-maker failed at the age of ninety, an event he miraculously survived.

NOTHING CAN KILL THIS MAN.

It's past Wednesday, and it's not quite Friday. But I am glad it's almost over. Thursdays are my longest days

Start the long and arduous process (which I'm not getting paid for, incidentally, so my intentions must be pure) to teach English to disadvantaged youths in a high school that doesn't even have air conditioning in the morning then go to a class at 4 where I'm yelled at for not being culturally sensitive.
No, great. Really.

no, a pencil isn't and has never been considered a respectable dueling weapon

Well people are pussies and outlawed dueling so what can you do?
Every single honorable, manly means of resolving a conflict have been taken from you and people wonder why there are lawsuits out the ass now.

Granted attendance isn't what it would be if it were mandatory,

Man I wish attendance weren't mandatory on Thursday. But nope, instead I have to listen to this one cunt in particular extol the virtues of being liberal while interning in the most advantaged school in the county.
Tool. Somehow I bet he's more racist than me despite being the "most sensitive to the issue".
Oh right, this.

I brought a revision to a short story I've been playing with called "The Lawn Knight".

Not to be confused with The Green Knight, who was endlessly awesome.
Name... Ten better stories than Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.
So it's about this pussy named Gawain, right, and this Green Knight comes in and challenges one of Arthur's court to a duel but none of them want to accept because they're partying and a beheading kind of puts a damper on the festivities. Eventually Gawain is kind of guilted into dueling. The Green Knight gives Gawain the first attack, so Gawain beheads him. Instead of being butthurt and dying the Green Knight just walks over and picks his head up.
The rule was, then, that the Green Knight would get a return attack in one year, and much of the story is the ensuing quest during that interim year.
Well, I've officially created a LiveJournal now. I guess I'll put up an interesting link or two for you to enjoy.
Speaking of beheadings I think I'm going to go make some gladius blades in FFXIV.
Someone has to supply the endless engine of war, hey.
This is a gladius, for those of you who didn't know. The manliest sword ever.