Showing posts with label touch you are vagina. Show all posts
Showing posts with label touch you are vagina. Show all posts

Friday, August 26, 2011

We are judged in life by the evil we destroy


Today is slim pickings. You'd think with today's writer's block it'd be easy, but no-- quite the opposite.

Do you think women are treated as equals? What changes would you like to see?

Now maybe it's my own exacting standards but with a softball like this I was searching for something really above the pale. I mean how many entries did I skip past that were "HURRR THEY SHOULD BE TREATED BETTER THEN (sic) MEN! LOL!!!!!!!!!" or "they're already equal because blah blah I'm boring" or my personal favorite "we may be treated equally in America (qualifying) but IN AFRICA--" oh yeah, Africa with a long history of human rights.
Anyway I was searching for that response to this question.
You know, that response. Basically I was looking for several key phrases, namely "patriarchy" a hyphenated word that involved "socio-" (as in "socio-sexual") hyphenated words with "socio-" in them are my favorite because despite graduating from the University of Pussy with a degree in Pussy Sensitivity (with honors, no less) to this day I still don't understand what that means. The economics of sexuality?
What?
I was also looking for buttmad and, most importantly, the entry had to be incomprehensible.
I think I found it.
I think Alex is is a girl, so Alexandra and not Alexander.
I guess.

I like to torture myself! No, really. I like to torture myself because only a fucking masochist would go through the responses to today’s (frequently fucking moronic) writer’s block question.

I was initially drawn in because we felt similar things but I think as you'll soon find we felt them for different reasons.
1. “In most cases, I do believe women are treated as equals. I've always been taught to treat everyone equally and with respect, as that is the only way you yourself will be treated that way. However, I do believe there are a handful of people that do not treat women with the respect they deserve.”

LOLLLLLLLL oh boy I love it when people try to reduce complex processes with simple explanations and ‘aw shucks my parents taught me’ rhetoric.

I always loved it when the pussies would get all angry and indignant.
I remember one class in particular where we got this guest speaker who lived through the Civil Rights movement (big fucking deal, my parents also lived through it) and speaking out about how WE'RE ALL RACIST AND IMPERIALISTIC.
I don't remember too much about it because I was making eyes at the Korean exchange student.
Too bad she didn't speak English very well.
Oh well.
HISTORY OF IMPERIALISM RIGHT HERE IN THIS CLASSROOM YEAAAAAAAAAAH.
Most women are not treated as equals because most women are not the same. A white, upper-class woman will be treated with more respect than a lower-class woman of colour. There’s a phrase feminists often use called intersectional analysis, and it’s important, because it looks at, challenges and problematizes interlocking systems of oppression based on gender, class, race, ability and sexuality (IT’S FEMINISM 101).

I just wanted to tell her "baby, it's okay, I speak English and I don't understand it either."
2. “Here in America, yes, women are equal(sometimes, we are SUPERIOR). Other countries, cultures, and religions still have a very long way to go. Too bad we import the cretins on a daily basis.”

YAY AMERICA, OTHERIZING AND ETHNOCENTRISM. Otherizing creates the conditions for discrimination; difference is a way of structuring hierarchies of power.

I'm going to be honest: I love the term "otherizing" it's that perfect trifecta of being based on an actual word, completely meaningless and completely douchey. I used to drop that word in my essays like it was going out of style. Although to be fair, it probably is going out of style. Pussy sensitivity vocabulary seems to have a very high turn over rate.

We think that ‘difference’ is a quality that lives in other people.

I'm not saying I'm not different from other people but people should be more like me.
My philosophy is inherently superior to that of others.
There’s a debate going on the U.S. right now -- women’s right to abortion is under fire in a way it has not been for YEARS. Do you know why that is? It’s because it’s easier to control women by way of criminalizing or making illegal forms of necessary birth control. Another way of maintaining the SUPERIORITY of women is a consumer-based, capitalist patriarchy (profligate at the expense of the third world! Neo-liberalism is totally awesome!). By ‘cretins’ I assume this person means immigrants, and by racializing poverty they are effectively stereotyping all other non-white countries and cultures despite drastic poverty and homelessness rates in the U.S. & Canada.

Go on, read this. I read it three times and I'm still trying to figure out the ultimate point of this paragraph. It starts with abortion because it's easier to control women through birth control (logical leap) and yet we're maintaining superiority of omen through capitalism (err, because women in other types of society were more liberated?) and it (meaning capitalism as a whole, I suppose) is created at the expense of the third world. Now I was taught in pussy sensitivity that "the third world" is an otherizing (HEH SEE I STILL HAVE IT) and antiquated (yeeeeeeeees) term that further solidifies existing stereotypes and cultural notions (fuck yes) that's literally how I wrote essays. The parenthesis are just my own self-commentary about how awesome I am at this bullshit.
Here's something hidden behind an 18+ (!) cut that's labeled as VERY IMPORTANT. Whatever it is must be badass because it crashed Livejournal.
Or maybe it's my computer saving me again. "Listen, friend, I'm going to give you some extra time to think on this."
Now I'm getting a Javascript error.
Praise be to Zeus?
Oh, what? Whatever it was it's completely gone now. Apparently it's about how they airbrush vaginas in magazines.
For once it seems like the shit hidden behind the 18+ cut is actually pornographic in nature and yet it's not here.
I'm actually a little disappointed, I'm not gonna lie. I don't even know if this is the blogger's fault. I'm going to assume it is just to be safe, though.
It's like Livejournal is telling me to go play FFXIV, or something.
I'm going to save this entry and come back to it later so no promise that this'll continue from this point on.
Just read an interesting novel by first-time German author Charlotte Roche called “The Wetlands”. It’s about an 18 year old girl (Helen) who, while recovering in hospital from surgery to remove an infected hemorrhoid that she cut while shaving, charts (and eats) her bodily secretions while recounting her various sexual exploits.

Glad I waited 8 hours for this.

The book has been denounced by some as a “masturbation pamphlet”. HarperCollins published it in Canada earlier this year, but I haven’t had a chance to read it until now.

I don't know how you people do it but when I think "masturbation" the phrase "eating bodily secretions" is pretty far away from my thoughts.

In Western culture the media is generally viewed as sexually liberal and often times explicit, but this book's fundamental purpose argues the opposite. Our society is threatened not, primarily, by objectification and X-rated sexual inhibitions, but by the “prudishness that hides behind silicon breasts”; in other words, the “unspeakable” grooming habits that most women go through in order to look glossy, highlighted, and pristine in their nakedness, begging the question: where do you draw the line between hygiene and obsessive compulsiveness?

I draw the line at "eating bodily secretions", in fact.

Women are not exploited by how much skin they show, but by how much skin they shave, pluck, and hyper-sanitize. That is perhaps the real indignity.

So don't shave.

Just don't expect me to date a smelly gorilla woman and I think we can find some middle ground.
It is a fresh portrait of women, sexuality and body comfort, which is a real departure from what we see all around us. It's an important book for girls to read (despite the fact that there is imagery you may not be able to recover from -- although that's part of it's charm).

Important for girls to read.
Sorry about that shit, ladies.
Meanwhile in MAN TOWN: THE AENEID.
Oh shit, your story is about an infected hemorrhoid?
Mine is about high adventure on the seas and having sex with brown girls.
Oh and I'm up to the first entry.
Wow.
Well let's end this on a high note--
I present you Shake10, a series of four images of a dog shaking its head captured with high speed film.
I defy you to find a funnier picture.

Monday, January 3, 2011

Oh.

So first thing: important business.Now that that's out of the way: blogs.
The ability she learned in that picture for hitting rank 30, inner quiet, sucks by the way. In theory it's supposed to raise the quality of the next synth you do (which is of dubious usefulness in the first place) but doesn't appear to actually work correctly so it's really useless.
Are there any subjects you either embrace or totally avoid talking about when you meet someone new?

I'll talk about anything because I'm just affable and charming like that.
Plenty! I hate subjects like: What's your family like? Are you single? Do you have an age limit when it comes to dating.

Well fortunately as a man I don't run into this problem ever but I am curious as to what kind of men you're talking to. Who asks shit like that? WOULD YOU DATE AN OLDER GUY BECAUSE YOU HAVE WONDER CHILDBEARING HIPS-- the fuck is wrong with people?
(usually asked by some rusty-looking, 30-year-old dude. Yuck!) Then of course there are those crude questions...I just hate any question asked about my life. Period. Oh...and of course...Can I have your phone number? (I'm extremely introverted and reclusive)

"Baby if I wanted your phone number I'd already have it."

I embrace simple questions like: What genre of music do you like?

Oh I love asking people that question.
Statistically likely response (based on own research figures [95% confidence interval]):
"I dunno I like all kinds of music, lol"
Woooow thanks for dead-ending this topic.
What do you like to do for fun?

"Umm I like hanging out with friends and listening to music (redundant after previous question) what about you, lol?"

What are your hobbies?

"Oh you know, I like to go shopping and talk to friends on Facebook (I'm such a nerd xP)"
What are your future goals?

>Simple questions
>future plans
Also the previous responses have played out for me so many times I don't even bother talking to people and I just assume I already know the answers to their lives.
I'm right more times than I'm wrong by a ridiculous factor.
I'm currently moving on to a new paradigm of categorizing people. It's sort of like how you can categorize books by genre even though within each genre there are several permutations on a similar theme or visual or concept.
I think, after identifying the prime archetypes I can trace the common traits and create a personality profile for the first humans ever.

What's your favorite thing to do on a lazy Sunday?

Okay this gets specifically into her hobbies, so let's see how much we can go on in a hypothetical dialog.

Sleep, write, watch anime/movies, sleep, write, internet, sleep...

So we have "write" twice, "sleep" three times, "the internet"once and we'll just compress movies and anime into a general "watching TV" category.
Considering "sleeping" is about as much as a hobby as "existing" or "breathing" we can just cut that right the fuck out so we're already down three things on a 7 item list.
In my experience most people are pretty guarded about what they write (or they sell it on future potential like "I'll show you some next time") so we can probably cut that out too, though I wouldn't categorically eliminate it yet.
"the internet" is so vague as to be useless so I probably wouldn't even ask, especially considering it probably boils down to "Facebook" anyway so the only thing one could ask her about is "well what kind of movies?" to which the response would be "I like all movies lol" (translation: whatever is popular currently).

Dammit it all to hell! I constantly feel like my life is just all one big fucking smudge of a blur! Everything passes me by and I'm just sitting right in the middle of it all...watching. Sigh. I'm like a ghost...a fucking appartion just drifting through nothingness.

Hell yeah. Being a ghost would be awesome.

There's no sky, there's no air, there's no light.

This sounds awesome. Transcending and turning into pure energy.
There's just darkness all around me.

Oh.
CRAAAAAAAAAAWLIIIIIIIIIING IIIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

Darkness and a whole bunch of bullshit constantly shooting me in the fucking face!

Shit this is hardcore.
Shit just melting from the shadows and shooting you in the face? "From nothing have I come, and to nothing shalt I return."

Oh how I long to be somebody else! I hate who I am. I hate me, I hate them, I hate everything!

And the entire thing is really just a primordial force that can assume the form of anything it comes into contact with but isn't really capable of intelligent thought as we understand it, it just does all of this shit because that's what it does.
It'd be like getting angry at a hurricane for tearing shit up. That's what it does, Christ.
That'd be an awesome villain.

I'm tired of existing...you know? I feel like all I ever do is listen to lies, watch people sneak out the damn door, and fucking scream at me for shit that doesn't make even the slightest bit of sense.

This is a really emo entry, but thanks for giving me an awesome idea.
Actually fuck you, I'm thanking myself. You had relatively little to do with it, really.
Maybe it's me. Is that it? Is it me? And if that's the fucking case then what's the purpose of my being here? Why the fuck am I needed?

Do you want the reality or do you want me to sugarcoat it?
The reality is you are unnecessary and redundant as there are several thousand people that are a close approximation to you.
I guess in a literal sense you could "be needed" to produce something or do some activity (which would invariably be menial) but in the grand scheme of things even that's redundant, especially in light of the fact nearly any of your thousands of close approximations could do the task effectively as well as you can.
No one fucking benefits from my being here. It's not like the world is gonna collapse because one person fucking disappears!

Yeah that's kind of what I was saying.
It's probably better that way, though, because if the world collapsed due to the lack of one person I'm guessing it would have collapsed a long time ago and let's face it, you (or me, or anyone reading this) probably wouldn't be that one person whose absence causes the world to collapse.

I'd give up everything to disappear. I wish I were deaf so I wouldn't hear their voices, I wish I were blind so I wouldn't see their faces!

Did I tell you guys what bullshit the R35 leves are?
The rewards are fucking rad on paper but there's no fucking way you can do them at rank 30, especially since two of the three I've gotten required a separate subcraft I don't have.
The start of every 10 ranks is incredibly awkward as you can't quite do the new leves yet but the old ones are way too easy and don't give the skill points they would have previously.
I wish I were mute so I wouldn't have to answer such retarded questions or talk to such ignorant beings

I was about to go on about my dumb FFXIV character but I suddenly had a rush of strange memories at her talking about being mute. Anyone remember that show John Doe and there was that weird cult that only spoke in sign language?
That show had a lot of potential but wasn't very good and then they canceled it.
Good premise ruined by Fox writers, I think.

I wish I was gone so I wouldn't have to stand in their presence and endure all of this.

Oh yeah, anyway: almost rank 31, though, so I'm hoping it'll alleviate somewhat. I (maybe foolishly) bought tawing training instead of glovemaking or cobbler training but I kind of figured with all the fur I was going to be making in the coming levels (because gigantoad skin is almost impossible to get reliably) tawing would probably come in handy but now I'm not so sure with most of the rank 35 leves revolving around gloves or shoes and I'll apparently need every advantage.

I hate people who always want something, but they treat you like fucking dirt!

I'm amazed people trade with me at all in FFXIV. I get these insanely one-sided deals constantly and people thank me!
I guess it really is as I've always said:
common birth, common man.
Also bizarrely people seek me out specifically to repair their leather shit now. I get tells from people I've never even heard of. I guess it's because I am apparently like 1 of 20 people that can repair half this shit but goddamn.
Oh, there are 171 people on my server 30 or higher.
That's not very many considering there are over 20,000 total.

But most of all....I hate the looks in their eyes. I hate the way they all look at me!!!

Eh, whatever. Love me or hate me, your money is all the same to me.
My Sony Walkman is here and it's awesome.

And it is the year 1982.
Gonna pop my Flock of Seagulls tape in and go for a walk--
I love it. Instead of downloading a measly 250 songs to it (like my lame Sansa),

You can now pop a tape in which contains an entire 12 songs!
Of course after song 5 you have to flip the tape over and after a while the tape gets a little old so the end of the one side starts to sound funny--
ask your grandmother.

I bought it in red because that's one of my favorite colors, besides black and purple of course.

Of course.

For the past two days I've had this strange headache that's been killing me. Literally....

Literally.
I am literally dying from this headache.

Well, technically it's not a headache since it's in the back of my head...

>technically not a headache because it's in the back of my HEAD
>back of the HEAD ACHES
>not a HEADACHE
Welp.

In fact, I hate "family" gatherings period. Drama always happens and somehow I always get caught up in the middle of it and take blows that weren't meant for me.

I love it when these bloggers play innocent. I can't be sure they're at fault because I'm not actually there but I'd bet money they're not guiltless.
I also miss the stars. I miss seeing so many in the sky. I remember that...as a child...I would gaze at them from my bedroom window and see that odd red, glowing light blinking on top of the water tower. They were so bright, so filled with life, and no matter what I had just went through it would soothe my nerves.

That light on the water tower actually isn't a star. It's a light that keeps low-flying planes from hitting it.

I think stars represent some sort of hope. I also believe that for all the billions of stars in the sky, each of them represents a person that has lived on this planet.

I think they represent balls of burning hydrogen and helium myself.
Then again, what if a star was some kind of guide?

Astrology? What's that?
I'm inventing this entire belief on the fly, here.
Suppose they're there to help guide you on some sort of path and it's possible to communicate with it and call upon its power?

ON THE FLY, I TELL YOU.

I hate mankind. There's just no point in them.

REJOICE, MORTALS! YOUR SLAVERY TO THE FALSE EMPEROR ENDS TODAY.
Oh, uh-- wow, this entry sure has gone on a while.
Considering what follows is WRITER'S BLOCKS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE I think that's it for today.

Friday, November 19, 2010

A Question for Furries

Fuck writer's block, honest to God. I don't understand why I've had to fall back on this nonsense. Take away the easy way to browse, why don't ya? Yeah that's great. "Well gee, we're losing users to the likes of Myspace (this has been going on a while), Facetube and even Youtube, what can we do?"
"Oh, I know! Let's scale back usability!"
And so they did. Good.
Anyway today we have someone who thinks they're being cute.

If you could conjure an animal spirit protector, which animal would you choose, and why?

Well if I can pick any real or fictional creature I definitely pick an Arcanine. Giant fire breathing dog lion.
I can't believe the number of people who said "eagle", incidentally. You can train an eagle in real life. You should pick something you can't easily train like a lion or a tiger or a crocodile or a Tyrannosaurus Rex or something.

I'm confused here. Is this like some Native American spirit thing? Or a Patronus charm thing? If it's the first, I wouldn't conjure one; I don't practice the native american religion.

You also can't conjure spirits, so just answer the fucking question.

If the second, I'm pretty sure I don't get to choose the shape it takes on. I can't think of any way conjuring the actual spirit of an actual animal would do anything to protect me, being likely incorporeal, so I'm just not getting this question.

Let's take the piss right out of it, all right.
What's not to understand? IF YOU COULD, WHICH WOULD YOU PICK? It's not asking you to get technical with how or why. You just fucking can.
Oh my God I'm getting a headache already.
You're the same kind of person that whines about realism in video games.
"It's not very realistic that I can take three bullets to the chest and keep on keeping on."
Wow you are so right in a game where communists can brainwash you to the point you assassinate a president.
Or what kills me: "it's unrealistic to have to repair my weapon more than my armor in Final Fantasy!"
Wow, damn. Pack it up Square: you're finished. A lack of realism in Final Fantasy?
Also wouldn't an edged weapon need to be repaired more often than a giant hunk of metal you wear?
Ugh forget it.
When it’s cold, wet, or snowy, how do you stay fashionable?

BY NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK.
Fashion comes and goes but giving not a fuck is always in vogue.

I just stay warm, and laugh at those who try to maintain a sense of fashion at 40 below. Seriously; my old room mate bought some cute but ineffective boots from walmart; when it finally got cold enough that she needed bigger boots, she went to the outdoor store and told the guy, "I want something not too big, something cute." The salesman replied, "You know what's attractive, hon? A woman with all ten toes." She ended up with proper boots.

Ha, ha ha-- wow that is... Funny I guess.
Huh.
Also two unnecessary semicolons.

If you wanted to have children and had trouble conceiving, would you be more likely to consider IVF, surrogacy, or adoption, and why?

GOD WILLS IT. NO CHILDREN.

I would certainly try IVF first, surrogacy second. I don't think I would adopt. I want a child with my own genetics. Yes, there are plenty of wonderful orphaned or abandoned children out there, but I honestly don't think adoption is something I could do.

Yes, we need more of your genetics around. It'd be a positive loss if your genetics were opted out of the pool.

What is the BIGGEST lie you've ever told?

BIGGEST. Instead of smallest I guess.
It's one that only two other people on this planet know the truth about, and I'm not about to disclose it here.
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS? WRITER'S BLOCK IS THERE TO GET YOU TALKING, SO TO JUST SAY "NOT GONNA DISCLOSE IT HERE" YOU MIGHT AS WELL NOT POST YOU STUPID WHORE.

What is your opinion of the death penalty? How important is this issue in deciding which political candidates you support?

Just quoting this for context, really.
I believe that the death penalty is the only sensible solution for dealing with rapists and serial killers.

I agree. The only sensible solution ever is to kill. Kill back, as the case may be.
Actually, I really like the idea of (in the case of male offenders at least) castrating rapists and murderers; rapists won't be able to offend again, and a lowered testosterone might ease murder too. But most people don't agree with me.

Why might women get off the hook?
Besides the obvious there are many, many, many more times men raping than women but I wouldn't preclude them.
There have been a right many female serial killers-- and most serial killers don't get out of jail to start with, so why castrate them?
Why castrate anyone when death is the ultimate result of their punishment?
Seems a bit unnecessary to me.
Anyway I wandered off for about 7 hours. I guess this entry is over~

Monday, October 11, 2010

Let's :|

Well, where to begin? Today's blog is called "Dreaming of a white world" which makes me think she really likes snow.
Wait, no, I remember now: SHE'S ADOLPH HITLER. NICE TRY.
And by "snow" I mean frozen water, not the Canadian reggae star whose only hit (I can't put enough sarcasm quotes around "hit") was about being an informant or something.
Anyway moving away from references three people get:
When you doodle, what shapes, patterns, and/or creatures do you find yourself drawing? What do you think it says about you?

Can't get enough of these writer's blocks, no sir.
Chibis, mostly. Or super deformed designs of humans.....

-It represents I'm childish?

Or it represents you're a goddamn dork, I dunno.

What famous person from history would you have liked to have as a parent, and why?

What a bizarre question. Anyway her answer is kind of interesting:
Albert Einstein. Just 'cause....Nowadays intelligence isn't valued by people or the media...And I think that's sad. :)

A NAZI WANTS A JEW FOR A PARENT? Nice cover up.
Also good work purging all the people who could invent your implements of war, Germany. You deserve to lose with an attitude like that, good grief.
WARNING. RANT AHEAD:

Oh boy, count me in.
She links an article I'm not linking again because frankly fuck it--
"Clearly, Glee's millions of fans applaud show creator Ryan Murphy's agenda to promote acceptance of everyone, regardless of race, creed or sexual orientation. But for the Fox hit's more conservative fans, Murphy has something special in the works.

"I'm adding a Christian character," he says.

Wow, sounds fascinating.
Oh sorry I was reading the features supposedly included in Phantasy Star Online 2. Anyway, back to this bore.
"We've taken a couple jabs at the right wing this year, so what I want to do with this character is have someone who Christian kids and parents can recognize and say, 'Oh, look—I'm represented there, too!' If we're trying to form a world of inclusiveness, we've got to include that point of view as well."

Nothing makes me feel more included than being represented as a broad stereotype on the hack Fox TV show Glee, let me tell you.

Murphy says this character (yet to be cast) will speak her mind and be listened to and respected — though likely not by Kurt, whose homosexuality she won't accept.

Wow what brilliant characterization.
Listen, ye unwashed masses: respect is to be earned, not expected.
This perky New Directions addition, coming next season, will also object to some of the club's sexually suggestive music selections.

So the wet blanket character, I get it.
Also I've seen an episode of Glee once (purely by accident, I assure you) and the shit I saw would have gotten that teacher fired pretty much the first day, so if this bitch is counting on some sort of "realistic school environment" as part of her argument, then I got news.
I'm sorry, but I find this, as a Christian, incredibly offensive.

I'm getting pretty fucking tired of hearing people saying "as a ________ I find ________ offensive." Wow, who gives a shit? OH FUCK, SHE SAID "AS A CHRISTIAN"! I BETTER LISTEN! Wouldn't want to offend your deeply held beliefs. If you had just said "as a stupid cunt zero of the internet" I wouldn't have listened but as a Christian I certainly will.
Not all Christians are Medieval Age-morons who burn gays at the stakes or enjoy turning women into slaves.....

Eeeeeeeeeeeh.

Now everyone who isn't a Christian and watches Glee will think of Christians as wicked people...So infuriating. >:(

I was about to say "that's a pretty low opinion of non-Christians" but she's probably fucking right. HURP DURP FOX TOLD ME THINGS "IS" BAD SO I BEST LISTEN--
And again, the stereotypes are annoying. Not all asian girls are quiet and gothic. Not all black girls are sassy and prima donnas, not all gays are crazy for Lady Gaga and fashion, not all blondes are dumb or evil, not all jocks are jerks, etc...

So? When I watch Fist of the North Star my first thought isn't "hey, Clint Eastwood crossed with Bruce Lee couldn't punch people so hard their heads explode!"
Although if there was some sort of clone experiment where science did cross those two the resulting creation probably could do that so I'm not sure what my point is.
It's not only annoying, but pretty racist and insulting....Like, putting together the two Asian characters? Oh yeah, that's not insulting at all. :/

... People are more likely to date within racial boundaries than not? What's your point?
The thing is if they hooked the Asian girl up with the white guy (the second most likely mixed race relation to occur shut up) she'd be bitching that it's just as racist and stereotypical.
HURRRR CRUSADER CULTURE ENDURES.
Swear to Christ I heard someone say that once in relation to white guys dating Asian girls. It stuck with me because to this day I have no clue what that means. White girls are bitches, white guys (who have all the money) want a nicer girl, what? Stands to reason.
Why must they be stereotypes? Why can't they be characters, first and foremost? Ryan Murphy doesn't understand the concept? :/

HE'S A HACK WRITER FOR A HACK SHOW ON FOX I THINK HE'S DOING ALL HE'S CAPABLE OF.

So today we were in class discussing about politics, and elections about the future mayor of the city, and the teacher started comparing using Batman and Green Lantern as examples.

I'd totally vote for Batman. Dark Knight Batman specifically. You know, the one that's borderline psychotic and basically one step removed from the villains he hunts. I think he'd have an interesting platform at the very least.
We laughed! But wait! It gets even better!

... No it doesn't. Moving on.

So I'm finally here, on my own livejournal...Probably alone, I'll have to find my friends around here....:P

I'll bring more interesting stuff once I write again, I promise

OH FUCK. I really have to start screening these blogs for length.
What year am I reading now-- ah, just last month, aww. Welcome to Livejournal, cunt.

Friday, June 4, 2010

Oh boy let me hurr durr derp durr

Today's blogs appear to be a lesson in how to fucking piss me off.
I LOOOOOOOVE HAVING TO SCROLL PAST THE SAME DRAWING OVER AND OVER TO READ WORDS.
I sometimes wonder if there was a 1200s version of me bitching about illuminated text. I JUST LOOOOOOOOVE HAVING TO SCROLL PAST A GIANT LETTER A TO READ WORDS. Anyway I was trying to figure out what the fuck this drawing was and it vaguely reminds me of Morrowind or Oblivion with some nudity mods installed but I'm not really sure.
Our first entry is one of those typical self-indulgent "I've been doing a lot of soul searching and I've learned..." Meanwhile no one gives a shit and this person doesn't have any friends to talk to so goody me I get to read it.
While reading a very angry and bitter debate about some very heavy/controversial topics that I will not name, I realized something about myself. I very, very rarely express my personal views on any topic, (whether it be in public or in private - though even rarer will I do it in public) especially if it's something people get into frothing rages at each other over.

I, too, try to avoid such arguments in public (unless I'm feeling dickish, which is often) mostly because I feel anger-avoidance strategies are a very important component in manipulation.
I'm not willing to risk the high chances of being crucified for my views or having my personal morality torn apart just because people may disagree with me and can't express that without being a dick.

An internally consistent code of morality should have relatively little to fear from external attacks of such a nature but OH WAIT WE GOT OUR MORALITY FROM THE TV OR A BOOK.
I think that my unwillingness to express my views on various topics makes me... kind of boring? Uninteresting? Who wants to talk to someone with the likeness of a robot?

Holy Christ I thought I just escaped this topic on a forum where we're ostensibly talking about video games.
THIS IS WHY YOU'LL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND LOL
I was just looking for the PSO thread of the day why are there no video game threads on the front page ;_;
It's true that there's a lot of things I'm apathetic about, but there's PLENTY of other things I feel pretty strongly about.

Apathy is the absolute strongest position in a debate.
Seriously name one person harder to convince than someone who doesn't give a fuck.
CAN'T BE DONE.
I'm afraid of being hated, disliked - risking that possibility is a huge thing I'm trying to overcome.

"My job isn't done unless at least one person is uncomfortable in their own skin after I leave."
Is it stupid to long and crave for someone to love and cherish one of your own characters as much as you do?

I guess so because you could be spending this same effort trying to create compelling characters.
Which based off how much of a spineless coward you seem to be I'm guessing it's highly likely your characters are boring as fuck.
I'm sorry if I seem grumpy, rude, evasive, uninterested or anything else that isn't cheerful and friendly. I just don't have my usual energy right now. I'm sorry.

Apology came: April 21, 2010.
I sense a theme approaching.
Here are some drawings.
Yeah they're not bad I guess. They vaguely remind me of shit I've seen in The Legend of Zelda or something.

Just reactivated my WoW account. I kind of feel like I need a break from creative thinking for a bit, so. A game will be good. Been sort of missing WoW a little anyways lately,

ANYWAYS
ANYWAYS
ANYWAYS
ANYWAYS
ANYWAYS
NO RAIDING THOUGH, NO GUILDS, HOLY SHIT FUCK THAT MESS FDKSJLFJGGKLhgghdfgfdergdtgjhj

No raiding because running through one short corridor and fighting a boss TAKES UP TOO MUCH OF MY PRECIOUS TIME OTHERWISE SPENT BITCHING ON THE INTERNET :(
Which of my characters is your favorite? You don't have to, but please tell me why!

How delightfully self-indulgent.
Oh look, and people have voted. Oh wait, what's this? Remember this from five minutes ago?
Is it stupid to long and crave for someone to love and cherish one of your own characters as much as you do?

OH LOOK AT ME I'M A MISUNDERSTOOD ARTIST EVEN THOUGH PEOPLE APPARENTLY LIKE MY BULLSHIT ENOUGH TO VOTE.
Here's something she calls "storythings" which I think most normal people would call "plot lines" or perhaps "plot elements" but we'll see.

I had a reason - I was hoping to just write it all in novel form but... I'm kind of wondering when the hell I'll ever get around to actually writing the story.

Also because writing stories is really hard.
:(Kuoiska are the entertainers of engott society. For a price, they will dance, sing, cook, clean, run your errands and keep you company.

Oh so they're like fancy maids.
Or prostitutes.

They will not, however, entertain sexual desires as it is strictly forbidden - but they are excessive flirts, as this is the staple of Kuoiska stature.

So fancy maids.

Purchasing the company of a Kuoiska, regards of reason, is something reserved only for the wealthy and/or royal.

Wow so original.

Odaain takes a Kuoiska wife despite the taboo nature of it. He attempts to keep her hidden but Iddol inevitably discovers her.

So how many unexplained vocab words have we encountered in two sentences?
Kuoiska (how do you pronounce that), Odaain (long a sound?), Iddol (pronounced like Idol? Ihd-doll?) all for what? What essentially boils down to Romeo and Juliet?
In an act of sadistic vengeance for (innocent) acts committed in his childhood by Odaain, Iddol has her killed under the illusion of her trainer's orders and denies Odaain permission to take action. Odaain suffers greatly for this loss, though his loyalty to Iddol remains unchanged, unaware of Iddol's involvement besides the demand to stay his blade.

You know some people who witness people close to them murdered become Daredevil or Batman.

Odaain is the one who helps Teuates' mother escape Iddol's castle.

Teuates (too-ahtehs?)

He does this for two reasons: She is a Kuoiska, just like his late wife was.

But these geisha girls aren't supposed to have sex how can one be a mother when one was murdered for simply taking a husband what is happening--
The first several Jaanus mothers died in childbirth to sons with overdeveloped horns, if they didn't die during the pregnancy itself (as a result of these horns stabbing them from the inside out.) After this, it become royal law amongst the Jaanus lineage that no queen become pregnant - ever.

How do you continue royal bloodlines if the women can't get pregnant
OH MY FUCK THIS MAKES NO SENSE.

Instead, choice women are selected in groups to be impregnated for an heir.

How original.

Many engott live two lives as both genders and this is accepted. However, in the case of Judovaal'ior, only true males are allowed to become Judovaal'ior.

WOOOOORDS.

How does one check to see if a man is truly a man and not a woman in disguise?

Well if she has a penis I've got some news.

True males have genital tentacles, true females do not.

You thought Wednesday's blog dealt with some confusing gender issues? Let me tell you.
I was thinking - should I make an entry with a listing of all my characters complete with references and information?

Your story is so confusing and convoluted and filled with bullshit made up words for simple concepts that have real world parallels you need to create a Cliff Notes just to follow along.
I mean Jesus Christ I've seen books that have included character thumbnails and relationship trees but usually they were trying to describe all of the primary players in a giant civil war, and even then you'd remember the important characters.
I got a new HD too - NOW I CAN FINALLY PLAY OBLIVION SDKLFJSDLFJDS. 400 gigs. Yaaay! Was only 40 bucks too. Holy shit, I remember back in the day when 50 gigs was like 150 dollars. D:

I remember back when 14 MB was 3500.
No, I lied. I saw an ad from 1983 once :(
Also did I call the Oblivion thing or what?
Man I'm awesome.
Now here's a drawing she did of something called "Judovaal'ior" and I'm supposed to "brace for epic" but I think I liked it a lot better when they were called Judges and they were from Final Fantasy.
See how that works, incidentally? Judges. I get it. They're judges. Who or what is a "Judovaal'ior"?
Seeing as how they both start with "jud" I think someone is getting inspiration from someone.
Now I'm not going to point fingers but it's our blogger for the day.
Anyway this entry has run on entirely too long. Be seeing you, friends.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Ah Nostalgia~

Remember back to the dim dark age of summer 2008? Remember all those anorexia blogs?
Hell yeah, you do.
Well let's revisit fond memories~

To be perfectly honest I don't really remember too much about those, but from what I recall this one seems more mean spirited than the previous ones. Look at that fucking logo. OH YEAH, HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS, HAVE YOU? WELL LOOK, SOME DELICIOUS ICE CREAM. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO EAT ALL OF IT, YOU FATFUCK.
Or maybe that's just me reading too far into it.
I'm not really sure what I mean by "reading too far into it" because no one can over think themselves more than these bitches, so no, I didn't put too much thought into it, at least not compared to them.
I’m such a loser. Today was supposed to be fasting day 5, but I caved and ate. I ate soo much I shocked everyone in the restaurant. To make matters worse, I’m not 139lbs like I was this morning. I’m a whopping 143.5.

What.
Also:
>anorexic
>weighs more than I do
Uhhh...
I’ll do a hard workout until I wanna pass out. I hate myself. Everytime I get control and start doing good, I always screw up. YOU SUCK CARRIE!

Maybe it's because I'm an OCD nerd but I actually have thoughts not revolving around me. Admittedly they are usually towards something in my little world, but still, they are not *directly* about me. In fact, today most of my thoughts were "holy shit my perfect IV Azelf is so fucking awesome holy shit he has 252 special attack and speed EVs this guy is going to be a motherfucker when I get him to 100". Just working on flamethrower so I can torch any potential Metagrosses.
Oh right, this.
I weighed in. 147.5 at the end of the day. I haven't really gone to the bathroom in a while if you know what I mean lol.

youlostme.jpg

But that's no excuse. I was 138. Fuck.
Definately restricting til I get back down. I'm a fuckin whale.
I jus got an itouch so I'll be able to check as much as I want which I am super excited about : )

Most people would be happy about, you know, having an iPod Touch, but I guess being able to obsessively check your weight is something. I guess.

147.5.
Unbelievable.
I'm glad I'm in florida with warm weather but I don't really fit into my shorts!!! Help!

Again, someone who weighs more than me. Are we, as a society, so morbidly obese any weight loss is immediately branded "anorexic"? I've seen the tendency, to be honest.
i hope the hoildays are going as well as they are going for me.

Way to avoid the pronoun "you" in that sentence. I suppose it wouldn't truly be an anorexic group if it wasn't 100% about the poster.

My dad has decide to cut back on the juck food this year because he wants to lose weight.

Doesn't "juck" sound like some kind of racial epithet? Fucking jucks moving into my goddamn neighborhood and driving the real estate down. They also smell bad.

Oh hi.

purged once today:\ I was rly high and had insaane munchies so I binged.
Sugoi monogatari, aniki. (translator's note: "sugoi mongatari, aniki" means "cool story, bro" in Japanese)
blaa recovery is annoying at times like this. It's weird because I'm more happy when I allow myself to purge, not like once a day though more like what I was doing the past year. 5-8 times a day.

What.
Is vomiting 5-8 times a day for a year bad for the heart? Seems like it might be, I don't know. At the very least, it doesn't seem advisable.

I know I need to stop though. I'm just always stressed out now because the only way i know to relieve stress is purging. fuckit.

Bitch: get a DS. Now.
On second thought, don't. I'd just obliterate your shitty team with my perfect IV Azelf and then you'd stick a dick down your throat and puke or however that works.

I've been b/ping like a mad person, and my scale got moved when my mom was cleaning, so I've no clue where I am from the 121 that I got down to (Lost two pounds, yay.)

b/ping? Oh, binging and purging.
I get it.
Ewww.

So today I didnt even weigh myself today- i really dont think i can. I binged last night and couldnt even purge. I ate a mozzarella stick,a recess cup and a tiny piece of bagel

ONE ENTIRE MOZZARELLA STICK FUCK ME
Tomorrow is Christmas Eve !

Is it?
Oh shit, it is. Huh.

i wish plastic surgery was cheap. i would have so many :( even though ppl say am pretty i rlly cant help but see my big nose, ugly teeth, huge muffin tops etc etc ...

Sounds like you're ugly. I hate to draw yet another comparison to Audrey Hepburn, so I won't.
No, instead let's make a comparison to her:

You can vomit your central nervous system out and you will never look like that. Give up.
Man I'd make an awesome anorexia counselor. I'd alternate between this brilliant tactic and saying "YOUR (sic) SO SKINNY U NEED TO EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" followed by "WHOA SLOW DOWN ON THE CUPCAKES, FATTY!"
Anorexics need a constantly conflicting body image, right? Isn't that the problem?
i am rlly considering surgery i just want to feel better!! am sick of everything..and everyone! the more i cant stand myself, the more i cant stand people around me.

You know some people with that attitude become Batman or Kenshiro or something. Just saying.
Or no, I know who sounds exactly like that: Black Jack. Eccentric and brilliant surgeon without a license who performs all sorts of illegal but miraculous surgeries on those without a chance.
He has like half a zombie face or some shit.
Basically imagine House but 5000x more hardcore.
Remember all those episodes where House was being an emo fuck about his leg or whatever?
Black Jack was boxing people.
Two members have made fun and being ironic of ana mia's members.

Someone also posted a pic of chocolates in one of my post.

WHY?
why are u so stupid bithces.....??!!ok u made ur point u say "styupid anorexic bitches askin for advice....bla bla bla " well i have on word to say to you

The fucking title image is ice cream. There's pictures of food all over the fucking place, so let's not go crazy, all right.
Also I'm enjoying some delicious Oreos at the moment.
Cause I rele want to be strong, but I'm a bit scared of passing out,
electoytle imbalance and death.....

>rele
>she means 'really'
Well, on another note: it's christmas tomorow. Excited. :)

>posted December 23rd
soooooooo I think that's it.
I mean there's more, of course, but there's only so much one person can say about all this.
I even recycled the "constantly conflicting body image" joke (shouldn't have said anything no one would have noticed~)