Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Special Paranoid Delusion Edition

I decided to do this one immediately, since the information contained herein is on a timer. Indeed, the predictions of this blog occur not in 2012 (as other paranoid delusions of modern thought do) or in the distant future-- indeed, this one is a mere two weeks away.
What happens on October 14, 2008?
Since I still follow the lunar calendar (solar calendar is for heretics) I know this is one day from a full moon.
But I don't think that has anything to do with this prediction. Indeed, Based off the artwork in the title I'd believe this has more to do with Phantasy Star than it does with THE END TIMES.
The title banner proudly proclaims that it is "the predication that will change humanity forever." That's a bold claim.
So you know how the economy is in the shitter? Many people might say it's oil companies or insurance companies or banks being greedy fuckwits but the point is I think most (sane) people can agree it isn't a secret shadow government that actually secretly controls the entire planet.
Another sign of impending galactic? actions comes from a military
contact who said all military bases were placed on alert, yesterday.
They must be really feeling the heat in the kitchen. A Paulson hologram
was reported as appearing at a meeting this AM. The G7 warned the Box
Gang that they only have until TODAY to pay the country settlement money
owed to their G7 Partners OR "It's All Over!"...meaning these ones will
be 'Toast'!

We always celebrate sea changes! The New Reality is creating quite a
fuzzy logic situation and the whole populace has been feeling it.
Cheers!

Sorry I don't speak your particular vernacular of crazy, would you mind saying that again?
Fellow light workers, this goes to prove that our interstellar family is here, they were right about this and now we will see the changes unfold. The Illuminati will fall and this world will be changed around in the upcoming months as we will witness first contact very soon!

Wow The Illuminati and aliens.
OK, You know how I shy away from questions, but there is this big one regarding time zones in different countries, which then puts OCT 14th on different days, if you know what I mean? Are you able to enlighten me on this at all?

I had a similar question when some wackies claimed Satan was going to eat everyone on 6/6/06. Never mind that this date isn't 666 but 6606, but whatever THIS ISN'T LOGIC WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE. Was he going to kill everyone in Australia first? If so wouldn't that give the fine people of China and Russia time to prepare, then on down to the line?

Dearest Blossom. All that we choose to say to you is to let go of your fears. We WILL do as we say and before the 15th Oct has come to pass in all corners of your globe this event shall have come to fruition for all to glory in. We shall surprise many in how this all comes about. We say this to you people of earth who are in anticipation of the greatest vibration …

Sounds like a cop-out answer to me. UHH UHHH DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT IT'LL GET DONE.

We come to open doors…into the NEW DAWN.

Sounds like the same ramblings I heard in Oblivion. The Mythic Dawn and all their shit. Only they were actually summoning demons and shit so that was actually something to worry about.
So apparently, if I understand this completely, he is typing as both the person asking the questions and the aliens (?) responding to the questions.
Rekindle your ability to bring yourself back to feeling the light that you once occupied. Overcome the unevolved nature of the dark workers and work to believe in something again.

Real motivating there, prophet. BELIEVE IN THINGS.
Well maybe he's on to something. Let me give this a shot. I believe you are full of shit.
Did it work?
Goddamn it sure did.
Also if aliens suddenly showed up after being heralded by people they dumped psychic messages into I think the last thing I'd do is trust them. I've played far, far too many video games where this has happened. Nothing good ever comes of it.
It'd probably end up like Phantasy Star 2 where everyone dies bad end but it may also end up like--
just kidding it'll be the apocalypse.
In this article of UFODigest.com, Stephen Wuttunee writes an excellent article detailing Blossom's prediction as well as other tie-ins such as Dannion Brinkley's prediction confirmation of UFO First Contact in 2008 as well as a shocking truth that many of the political world leaders are taking Blossom's prediction very seriously. Did you know that the Canadian Prime Minister election is on October 14th? Find out more here in this article:

Ooookay. Let's try to analyze this insane rambling.
So there's an article in UFODigest, so right there reliable news source, but it might actually be an article within an article, because article is said twice. I'd expect someone in contact with an interstellar space brain to do a little editing.
Also he mentions the Canadian Prime Minister elections falling on October 14th like that means anything at all. He'd probably be one of those idiots to ask a rhetorical question there, like "COINCIDENCE?" Yes. That's exactly what it is. Shut up.
Now there's an eight part Youtube series. I'll be goddamned if I'm watching even minute one of this.
IT IS TIME TO BEGIN AT THIS NEW BEGINNING WE BRING IN WITH US. WIPE YOUR SLATES CLEAN… ALL WHO RESIDE UPON YOUR GLORIOUS PLANET EARTH.

START AGAIN … THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY WE ARE PRESENTING YOU.

Uh-oh. Sounds like the exact same logic used in Persona 3 to destroy all life.
IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LIE TO THE SOUL SELF. IT SIMPLY CANNOT BE DONE.

Soul-self, huh? What is a soul, exactly?


LISTEN INTENTLY TO THE FEELING YOU FEEL.

The feelings I feel. Deep. AHYEAHEAYH WHAT ARE THESE FEELINGS I AM FEELING?
WE ARE LOVE.

YOU ARE LOVE

THERE IS ONLY LOVE.

KNOW OF IT.

BE IT.

Kind of a threat, isn't it?
YOU BETTER HAVE LOVE IN YOUR HEART OR WE'LL PROBE YOU HUMAN FUCKS.
I can't wait until October 14. What'll happen to this website when nothing happens?
UHH UHHH
YOU HUMANS AREN'T READY FOR OUR AWESOME MESSAGE OF PEACE AND LOVE DERP DERP TRY AGAIN IN 1000 YEARS.
Yeah I bet it'll be something like that.
I'd comment further but I'm not sure what to say, really. Half of these words don't even really make sense. I guess if I was into all that new age bullshit this'd be fucking awesome but I'm not, so here we are.
I guess that's it, then. Kind of a fizzle entry but oh well~

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