YOU MAY ALREADY BE A WINNER!

I knew this one would be a winner when the second entry was entitled "A Couple More Political Things". Great in the current explosive political climate I'm glad I could turn to your leadership, xomomentofzen.
That's some name you have there, by the way.
Immediately I get a taste of her(?) literary tastes, which, like all people on Livejournal, is refined.

English- Finished Troy and got the due date for our essays pushed back until Monday. Such a nice class.

I loved how they threw Aeneas in at the very end in a holding-the-door-open-for-a-possible-seq

uel sort of way. "Do you know how to use a sword?" xD

Lol xD
I honestly don't see why English teachers feel the need to do this. REMEMBER READING THAT ODYSSEY THAT YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T LIKE AND COULDN'T APPRECIATE? WELL HERE'S A MODERN INTERPRETATION. Great.
I haven't read Troy because if I honestly had the urge to read about the Trojan war and its resulting mythology I'd just read the original because I'm sure the modern rehash is unnecessary.
I'd like to see the Aeneid remake, though. Even the original Aeneid felt like Odyssey fanfiction so I can't imagine what a remake of a fanfiction would be like. I'm sure it'd create a black hole.

I've never had anyone call me a political junkie before. My feet were binding themselves in my shoes, I was so happy. :D

I would say that as an insult but sure whatever.

English- Continued to watch Troy. I love our class so hard because every time we watch a movie it's like I'm in an amateur MST3K episode.

I'm not really sure why I thought Troy was a book. I guess because it was an English class. Silly me.
I liked the Troy movie, though. It was a fun movie.
Also I'm sure it was like an MST3K episode. Since you're such a riot in the first place I'm sure you could pull that off.

"Turn off the lights! I feel like I'm at homecoming." LULZ.

Ha, ha... Guess you had to be there.

I HAVEN'T SQUEED THIS LOUD SINCE I WATCHED M. BUTTERFLY!!!

EEEEEEEEEE!!! THIS IS FUCKING AWSOME!!!

Holy shit that actually hurt my head for a second. I almost heard your annoying voice through the internet.

I don't know why I yelled at her so bad.

Cool Boston accent you have there. Seriously who qualifies "yell" with "bad"?

I'm relieved to see things are looking so good for Obama (AND HOW ABOUT THEM HOUSE AND SENATE RACES, AMIRITE?)

Why are you saying a-- fuck it.

NEED MORE SYNONYMS FOR "FRIENDS" THAT DON'T ALLUDE TO THEM BEING FUCK BUDDIES.

Uhh... Amigos, allies, pals, buddies, BFFs, uhh-- fuck you get a thesaurus.

I am too young to vote this time around, so I have to sit at home and trust other people are being awsome and taking advantage of that opportunity.

I'm just taking advantage of knowing how to spell awesome.

- Watch V for Vendetta because midnight tonight is the fifth of November (HOW SWEET IS THAT?)

Ha, ha yeah just like in the movie.
Seriously what is it with people and celebrating Guy Fawkes day? He was a terrorist, basically. Americans really don't get it (saying that as an American even).

"I was hoping I'd see one of you this morning," he said. Yeah, that's right. Keep associating me with work ethic. ;)

Fuh yeah I'm sure he will.

English- DONUT PARTY. FUCK YES. Too bad it was way too early in morning for donuts and by the time I was done with mine I kind of wanted to throw up.

I guess nothing happens in this English class. No reading or learning the English language.

What an asshole. I mean, that's racist, isn't it?

No, assuming someone speaks a language isn't racist. If you said "ay caramba! Let us eat tacos!" because he looks Spanish then yeah. Otherwise you're being an oversensitive cunt.

I ended up not going trick-or-treating on Friday, not because I felt I was too old or anything, but because I couldn't think of a decent costume that was cheap and couldn't be considered cross-dressing.

You are a walking embarrassment. I would be ashamed to even admit I know you.

Abby brought candy to pass around, or really, throw around. My 100 Grand bar hit me in the back of the head.

Good. Too bad it wasn't fired from a high powered rifle.

I just want a couple of my friends to tell me it's a good issue (even if they lie, I don't care) and if they have criticisms or suggestions I'm open, but the glory fades fast and it's not five minutes before the first issue is crumpled and tossed on the floor by some little kid.
Talking about the school newspaper.

Which is fucking insane. Who gives two shits? When I worked on the school newspaper it was basically a mad scramble to finish my articles in a day so I could have the month off so I could cut out early.

Oh, and who gave me the names out-of-order for the caption on the front page? Nicole. Granted I should have known better and double-checked with someone else, but only because Nicole is such an unreliable source.

Ha, ha, ha awesome. It's Nicole's fault, but I should have known better but it's Nicole's fault I even had to check in the first place. Genius.
I remember the editor in chief (some asshole kid I don't know) tried to jump up my ass for having the name captions out of order. "Hey it's your paper chief I just write the articles," and walked off. You have to learn to take less shit from people.

The worst days in Psychology are the days Mr. Bailey tries to debunk evolution.

What fucking school is this where they try to debunk evolution in psychology and watch movies in English?
Oh wait it could have been mine, son of a bitch.

Spanish- Ok, so our workbooks are pretty outdated. It wouldn't be so bad, but whenever they incorporate celebritities' names no one knows who the fuck they're talking about.

That's the best part of a language class. Everyone knows the last time they made any language resource was 1987, meaning if you're still in high school the materials were made at least two years before you were born.

It didn't matter anyway, I guess, because we all had this assembly about underage drinking. A mother of a boy who had drowned after he passed out drunk talked to us for a solid half hour about how her son died.

I only went to those when they had accompanying pictures. I knew the kid who operated the slideshow so I could ask beforehand.

I know some kids need to hear that stuff, but I was so depressed by that point in the day that I just wanted to go home.

Why wouldn't you? It's not like they keep attendance.

The Iliad, or what we were supposed to read of it. I'm always so disappointed when kids die in stories, especially when they're at the end of a bloodline.

What kid? Hector? Patroclus? Forget it. I'm not having this conversation with myself.

I got a couple compliments today, and one freshman in my Spanish class even walked up to me and, after a pause, said, "I like your hair straight."
I thanked her, but I was really thinking Fuck off. DEAR EVERYONE, STRAIGHTENED OR CURLY, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!

Fine don't take a compliment you ungrateful cunt.
This has to be the most boring thing I've ever read. I can't believe how goddamn boring her life is.

or will I be walking around saying, "WTF, my generation invented 1337 speak, betch"?

Your generation didn't invent it.

Holy shit, I just read someone's comment that in Will & Grace, Grace Adler's wedding music is the theme to Brideshead Revisited! IS THAT WHY IT SOUNDS SO FAMILIAR?

Oh man, did you know my initials are an anagram for HAG? xD

It's like I'm watching someone descend into madness. I can only imagine she's covered in the blood of her victims while she's writing this.

I just got through the first episode, "Et in Arcadia Ego"--And in... Something Something?--and I can't stop squeeing over Charles Ryder/Sebastian Flyte. Seriously. I keep making weird squeaky noises. xD

Oh gag. You are disgusting. Also "Et in Arcadia Ego" means "Even in Arcadia, I Am." Or it could be "I, too, was an Arcadian"goddamn I'm not here to teach you Latin. It's a painting, you uncultured twit. Maybe instead of making annoying noises and making everyone around you miserable you should read a book or do something constructive?
Well I guess that's it. This was a weird entry for me. Her constant hopping from one thought to another with no transitions made this difficult.

Special Paranoid Delusion Edition

I decided to do this one immediately, since the information contained herein is on a timer. Indeed, the predictions of this blog occur not in 2012 (as other paranoid delusions of modern thought do) or in the distant future-- indeed, this one is a mere two weeks away.
What happens on October 14, 2008?
Since I still follow the lunar calendar (solar calendar is for heretics) I know this is one day from a full moon.
But I don't think that has anything to do with this prediction. Indeed, Based off the artwork in the title I'd believe this has more to do with Phantasy Star than it does with THE END TIMES.
The title banner proudly proclaims that it is "the predication that will change humanity forever." That's a bold claim.
So you know how the economy is in the shitter? Many people might say it's oil companies or insurance companies or banks being greedy fuckwits but the point is I think most (sane) people can agree it isn't a secret shadow government that actually secretly controls the entire planet.

Another sign of impending galactic? actions comes from a military
contact who said all military bases were placed on alert, yesterday.
They must be really feeling the heat in the kitchen. A Paulson hologram
was reported as appearing at a meeting this AM. The G7 warned the Box
Gang that they only have until TODAY to pay the country settlement money
owed to their G7 Partners OR "It's All Over!"...meaning these ones will
be 'Toast'!

We always celebrate sea changes! The New Reality is creating quite a
fuzzy logic situation and the whole populace has been feeling it.
Cheers!

Sorry I don't speak your particular vernacular of crazy, would you mind saying that again?

Fellow light workers, this goes to prove that our interstellar family is here, they were right about this and now we will see the changes unfold. The Illuminati will fall and this world will be changed around in the upcoming months as we will witness first contact very soon!

Wow The Illuminati and aliens.

OK, You know how I shy away from questions, but there is this big one regarding time zones in different countries, which then puts OCT 14th on different days, if you know what I mean? Are you able to enlighten me on this at all?

I had a similar question when some wackies claimed Satan was going to eat everyone on 6/6/06. Never mind that this date isn't 666 but 6606, but whatever THIS ISN'T LOGIC WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE. Was he going to kill everyone in Australia first? If so wouldn't that give the fine people of China and Russia time to prepare, then on down to the line?

Dearest Blossom. All that we choose to say to you is to let go of your fears. We WILL do as we say and before the 15th Oct has come to pass in all corners of your globe this event shall have come to fruition for all to glory in. We shall surprise many in how this all comes about. We say this to you people of earth who are in anticipation of the greatest vibration …

Sounds like a cop-out answer to me. UHH UHHH DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT IT'LL GET DONE.

We come to open doors…into the NEW DAWN.

Sounds like the same ramblings I heard in Oblivion. The Mythic Dawn and all their shit. Only they were actually summoning demons and shit so that was actually something to worry about.
So apparently, if I understand this completely, he is typing as both the person asking the questions and the aliens (?) responding to the questions.

Rekindle your ability to bring yourself back to feeling the light that you once occupied. Overcome the unevolved nature of the dark workers and work to believe in something again.

Real motivating there, prophet. BELIEVE IN THINGS.
Well maybe he's on to something. Let me give this a shot. I believe you are full of shit.
Did it work?
Goddamn it sure did.
Also if aliens suddenly showed up after being heralded by people they dumped psychic messages into I think the last thing I'd do is trust them. I've played far, far too many video games where this has happened. Nothing good ever comes of it.
It'd probably end up like Phantasy Star 2 where everyone dies bad end but it may also end up like--
just kidding it'll be the apocalypse.

In this article of UFODigest.com, Stephen Wuttunee writes an excellent article detailing Blossom's prediction as well as other tie-ins such as Dannion Brinkley's prediction confirmation of UFO First Contact in 2008 as well as a shocking truth that many of the political world leaders are taking Blossom's prediction very seriously. Did you know that the Canadian Prime Minister election is on October 14th? Find out more here in this article:

Ooookay. Let's try to analyze this insane rambling.
So there's an article in UFODigest, so right there reliable news source, but it might actually be an article within an article, because article is said twice. I'd expect someone in contact with an interstellar space brain to do a little editing.
Also he mentions the Canadian Prime Minister elections falling on October 14th like that means anything at all. He'd probably be one of those idiots to ask a rhetorical question there, like "COINCIDENCE?" Yes. That's exactly what it is. Shut up.
Now there's an eight part Youtube series. I'll be goddamned if I'm watching even minute one of this.

IT IS TIME TO BEGIN AT THIS NEW BEGINNING WE BRING IN WITH US. WIPE YOUR SLATES CLEAN… ALL WHO RESIDE UPON YOUR GLORIOUS PLANET EARTH.

START AGAIN … THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY WE ARE PRESENTING YOU.

Uh-oh. Sounds like the exact same logic used in Persona 3 to destroy all life.

IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO LIE TO THE SOUL SELF. IT SIMPLY CANNOT BE DONE.

Soul-self, huh? What is a soul, exactly?

LISTEN INTENTLY TO THE FEELING YOU FEEL.

The feelings I feel. Deep. AHYEAHEAYH WHAT ARE THESE FEELINGS I AM FEELING?

WE ARE LOVE.

YOU ARE LOVE

THERE IS ONLY LOVE.

KNOW OF IT.

BE IT.

Kind of a threat, isn't it?
YOU BETTER HAVE LOVE IN YOUR HEART OR WE'LL PROBE YOU HUMAN FUCKS.
I can't wait until October 14. What'll happen to this website when nothing happens?
UHH UHHH
YOU HUMANS AREN'T READY FOR OUR AWESOME MESSAGE OF PEACE AND LOVE DERP DERP TRY AGAIN IN 1000 YEARS.
Yeah I bet it'll be something like that.
I'd comment further but I'm not sure what to say, really. Half of these words don't even really make sense. I guess if I was into all that new age bullshit this'd be fucking awesome but I'm not, so here we are.
I guess that's it, then. Kind of a fizzle entry but oh well~