It's one of those blogs, man.
One of them blogs.
What is the one song you must sing at karaoke?
Today's writer's block. Some toolfactory said Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven. Somehow I doubt he was aware that song doesn't have lyrics. Most people would think he was making an inept joke but no.
Luckily our blogger today had more to say:
Well I don't sing Karaoke in public. But I always always sing Roger Miller's King of the Road.
I DON'T SING KARAOKE SO I'LL BE SURE TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION.
What was the biggest lesson learned from your adolescence?
The biggest lesson I learned from my adolescence is TO OPPOSE US IS BLASPHEMY.
Wait, no, that's Warhammer again.
That boys and men alike are pigs and only want one thing.
I always find this interesting line of logic that goes something like it's okay to say this shit as long as it's directed towards men but the second I say something like "most women I meet are childish and infantile" suddenly I'm a sexist pig.
MMMMM YEAH. But unlike this cunt I don't give a shit about any perceived double standards. I just do what I want anyway.
Yesterday Kaylee got her shots finally. Had a small problem with insurance. Apparently I had the wrong card. I hate DSHS.
I find when you're trying to make interesting posts it's important to start with as many simple sentences in a row so your writing is as choppy as possible.
Yeah, I should take this time to mention that what originally raised my ire for this blog was she has this book meme where every day it's "a book you hated" or "a book you think is overrated" and needless to say she isn't making very good decisions with her life.
Day 11 – A book you hated
The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger
I hate Holden Caulfield. He is an awful person and a very unlikable character in a book.
LOOK AT ME I'M MISSING THE POINT OF EVERYTHING AND I'LL DIE ANGRY.
The book was written from his point of view. He is a very selfish, judgemental, and horrible person. Never a nice thing to say about anyone or anything. If he were a real person, I would be raging against him instead of John Mayer.
I'M AN ENORMOUS DIPSHIT.
Day 03 – Your favorite series
This is difficult. It seems I am big on reading series books. I loved The Dark Tower series by Stephen King
I hate The Catcher in the Rye but anything by Stephen King is gold.
WHAT KIND OF BIZARRO EARTH ARE YOU LIVING ON, WOMAN?
Day 01 – Best book you read last year
The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood
Ohhhh boy, now we're going to have some words.
Margret Atwood is the biggest literary hack I can think of. Even Stephen King's books, as bad and poorly conceived as they are, at least have a bit of honesty to them. He starts out thinking of a cool premise for a horror story and doesn't really follow through. You know what you're getting when you come in and he makes no excuses about his writing.
Margaret Atwood, however, is always the same trope: "I'm going to base this on some literary classic and say 'well, Odysseus may have almost drowned five times and gotten eaten by a sea monster but you know who had it really tough? HIS WIFE!'" Yeah, just what I wanted to read about. Penelope doing nothing instead of ADVENTURES ON THE HIGH SEAS. And it's all some bullshit attempt to talk about feminism. I can think of nothing tackier than trying to inject some bullshit slant to a classic.
No shit, people weren't exactly enlightened about women's lib in 800 BC. Get over it.
The part that slays me though is in a class where we're reading classics I had to read excerpts from crap like this and The Wide Sargasso Sea (had to read all of that fuck) like these somehow parallel the thing they're based on.
Margaret Atwood, you are not Homer.
Whoever wrote The Wide Sargasso sea (some dick I think), you are not Charlotte Bronte.
I wouldn't want to live in a world like this. Reverting back to women not having any rights, or anything. I would just as soon kill myself. It was a good book though. I recommend it highly, not for young minds though.
If I recall Margaret Atwood's stories were always borderline pornographic.
I'm sure she had all sorts of fucked up fetishes. I'm not buying that she wrote this graphically to depict how awful it is to be a woman.
The Synopsis from Goodreads:
It is the world of the near future, and Offred is a Handmaid in the home of the Commander and his wife. She is allowed out once a day to the food market, she is not permitted to read, and she is hoping the Commander makes her pregnant, because she is only valued if her ovaries are viable.
See what I mean?
Ugh, forget it.
Today feels like it has potential to get worse. The desire to turn off my phone and the computer for the day is tempting. I really need a nap, I generally get the desire to sleep all the time when I am on my time of the month. I have no energy at all. I feel like I am getting cranky and real whiny.
Come hang out in my linkshell if you're cranky and whiny.
I'm the elected den mother of my pack of misfits, too, so I'm sure we'll get along well.
I am hungry too, I am gonna make something to eat pretty soon. I think cigarette smoke upsets my allergies. I don't get sneezing until I get a whiff of it. That and my mom smoking pot in her room gets it going too.
Cool mom.
Ooooooh boy.
How is it I always find myself in positions of leadership? I am the last person you want telling anyone else want to do and yet I have a linkshell that's near capacity and I taught about 80 people to read.
How did I get here?
Day 26 ⇝ What kind of person attracts you
I am not a shallow person. Looks aren't priority for me. However, With that being said, there has to be some kind of physical attraction or it really won't work.
>looks aren't a priority
>if there isn't physical attraction it won't work
Just admit looks do matter, Christ.
No one can roll over the next morning and see their partner and wonder if they had been drinking the night before. I mostly look for someone who can put up with my crap.
Real catch here, gentlemen.
haha. I am a uber geeky anime convention magic the gathering playing nerd. I play video games. I read books. I am weird! I am looking for someone with the same qualites so that we can nerd out together! Also, I am looking for someone who is kindhearted, and sweet. But hates people as much as I do.
Oddly the quality that makes me hate people makes me equally intolerant of you.
Strange disconnect on your part, there.
Basically, A nerd who is sweet, awesome, and has a sense of humor. and I have already found someone who fits all of these.
Lucky him.
Wait a minute
>sweet
>hates humanity
I'm not an expert on human emotion by any stretch but what?
I know having a baby really changes things. I don't get to see friends hardly, or go anywhere. And if I do go somewhere I can only go for a short time, because I can't have my baby out for too long, or if I have a sitter I don't want to put them off their whole day.
RESPONSIBILITY. It's like you shouldn't get knocked up when you are unprepared for the responsibility of raising a child or something, fuck!
I got TANF from DSHS.
Yeah well I got ERG from PZYJ.
The fuck?
They are going after Chad for Child Support now. After they get him in for a paternity test. I have been a bit anxious that he will start wanting visitation. I know he will not get custody, but I really am not comfortable with him being around her. I am not angry with him anymore, but I am just uncomfortable. He is beyond negative about EVERYTHING. He is an alcoholic, he has some issues I think he needs to seek help for. I believe he is bi polar.
The perfect father for my child.
Good fucking work.
I don't understand women who would reproduce with someone like this. I know accidents happen and you thought you were in love and whatever else you people think but honest to God can't you use some critical thinking or good judgment skills once in your fucking lives?
He needs to talk to someone. He needs to seek help for alcoholism. He needs to pull himself out of this denial he lives in. HE is so down in the dumps. Who wouldn't be, with being homeless? He put himself there though. He refuses to take responsibility for anything and actually do the work to make his life better.
So we take the child from her where it's raised in some sort of monastery setting to--
I don't know. I had only envisioned this strategy to raise super soldiers and she had a daughter.
Can women be super soldiers?
Not in any media I've ever seen.
But the ending result was so worth it. Into the world came Kaylee Rose. She is precious. I am so happy to have her. Being a mom is amazing.
Her father is a douche, and I am not comfortable with her being around him and I will fight any attempt he tries to get visitation. Unless it is supervised. I don't know. I want nothing to do with him. the only thing he gave me was this little precious girl and I am thankful for only that.
And yet you have no qualms trying to bleed support out of him.
Of course he should support his child, and if he's unfit to visit her--
I don't know, honestly. I'm just so disgusted with both parties I feel the only solution is to drown all parties in ammonia.
Now there's a Facebook argument where dog toys are compared to the expenses incurred with a newborn--
This is all very white trash but please.
I like not having to go to work, only because I hate my job. I am very bored otherwise and I am going crazy just being at home all day.
Wonder how she manages to not work.
HOW'S IT GOING, TAX PAYERS?
HOW'S THAT ECONOMY TREATING YOU?
No, that's unfair. I don't know for certain that's how she makes her money--
hmm.
My own crap
I need to get a better job. I need to straighten out my finances. I am now on a budget. A very tight one. I need to save up money for a bed... AGAIN. I gave it to my mom to help her out. I need to get back into school, and I will when Kaylee is born. Everything I have planned will come after the baby is born. It's just the waiting that kills me.
Yeah--
yeah.
Speaking of, time to check my email to see if I get to WORK FOR ANIME~
NO RESPONSE.
I guess I should give them more than 24 hours to hire me.
I actually gave them about four before I started checking my email religiously.
Hoooo boy.
Anyway what follows is HURRR DURRRR DURRRRRR so I think I'm done.
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