Click on this.
Feel your hate grow in size and intensity.
That is, in fact, black font on a background image that is mostly black.
Even if the image were predominantly yellow this would be so noisy it'd give you a migraine, it'd cause eye strain, it'd probably make you go blind or cause serious retinal damage-- basically anything short of having your head explode.
I know it's a little much to ask of these shit-chucking apes to have a little web design sense but I don't think it's unreasonable to have the FUCKING THING LEGIBLE.
First step: view > page style > no style.
Of course "no style" is what it had before. I'd call black text on white background minimalist.
First thing that assaults my senses after the wonderful taste in layout is a Writer's block and a comic straight from the bowels of Reddit.
Haven't heard of Reddit?
Consider yourself fortunate.
Living in a mind that can be swayed by emotional states makes you more robotic than living in a mind that can see beyond a current emotional state. Being a slave to your cheers and tears does not mean you have "free will", in fact, it's quite the opposite.
I don't think you want me to submit to cold logic because it would cry out for your destruction, scum.
Granted, it is important to consider your own emotions when making decisions, but they shouldn't go uncriticized and they shouldn't be the only thing considered (you selfish fucks). Seeing as most emotional schemas are generated by upbringing, which is a product of environment (aka groupthink), "trusting your gut" may actually be perpetuating a negative status quo.
Things that should go through your head when you decide to do something:
1. Will it benefit me?
2. How much will it benefit me?
3. Is it illegal?
4. How likely am I to get caught if it is illegal?
5. Am I pussy?
6. Can I handle the fallout if it's something bad (see previous)?
Based on these six simple questions you can make all decisions.
There is a reason why the majority of people are referred to as automatons by the "elite". It's because most people ARE practically machines. They behave predictably and follow direct command without question. If you don't feel resistive pressure coming from inside against the constructs that surround you and try to drown your soul, then you are under the spell of maturity. "Maturity" seems to be synonymous with accepting defeat, believing the beast will protect you as long as you feed it.
That's a good point. I'm going to start being mature (or the opposite of mature, whatever you're on about) by ignoring your hippie FUCK THE MAN bullshit.
So I am at a crossroads. Should I start doing heroin, or should I start cutting myself while listening to Avenge Sevenfold?
It's funny you consider yourself a free thinker when your alternative to submitting to "the man" and being happy (two things somehow joined in your mind as you later claim happiness is an illusion) and yet your immediate choices really do strike me as a decision best made in Hot Topic.
I just heard a body spray ad say "leave your own mark on the world"! HOW HOW HOW HOW??!! With your body spray or by pissing?!!! The former isn't MY mark, it's yours you fucking assface, and the latter is just gross! They are trying to meld our instincts with consumerism!!! RUN!!!
Oh it was a fucking commercial you dipshit get over it. They want your stupid ass to buy their shitty product and they know you're too much of a hapless moron to think for yourself so they tell you girls will hump your leg like dogs if you wear this shit so you do it.
But no, you're too smart for that.
Not smart enough to actually be an original thinker but, you know, original enough to realize the aforementioned ad is bullshit. You just don't know what to do about it.
Divide and conquer. ALPHA MALE ALPHA MALE ALPHA MALE SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT WAR IS FUN WAR IS FUN WAR IS FUN WAR IS FUN WAR IS FUN.
Oh Christ with the melodrama. They wanted to sell you Axe, they're not trying to send you off to war. Get over it.
The war on christmas is made up. It's christians simply trying to make it seem like they are being oppressed (I am aware not all christians are like this, so this entry is NOT about them).
You know what you are you over-analytical piece of shit? A tender misanthrope. You'll gladly sit here and hate Christians-- but you're willing to make room in your heart "for the real Christians".
I say fuck you take all this shit and cram it.
I dreamed that there was this group of people wandering the streets acting as a collective force. They would gang up on random individuals or smaller groups of people on the street (without even being provoked) and tell them to join their group with the threat of violence. They would tell you that your regular life is over and that you are now a part of them (no more life to yourself). You will do as they say and do or you will be hurt or killed.
No hope in defiance.
You know I'm sure he's about to turn this into FUCK THE MAN FUCK SOCIETY but I'd like to point out this is the very same society that lets him sit on his ass, utilizing the most WONDROUS INVENTION EVER to type this bullshit against the very system he hates so much.
No one would stand up to them because they were everywhere and too numerous.
At one point I was absorbed, but only in body. My mind was not about to adopt their philosophies. It was scary and vivid as fuck. I woke up to a relief, but that feeling faded because this dream was merely a more concentrated version of reality.
You know there's an entire wilderness west of where you live most likely. You could easily pack your shit and wander off into the woods and be no man's slave then.
Now here's a gay quiz where it determines what color your rainbow is tinted. Can't believe I waste my time with this nonsense. Why would you even link this in a blog? Who cares what color your fucking rainbow is?
I got gray.
Thanks a lot, internet.
Gray rainbow. Brilliant.
Oh but look at this shit:
What is says about you: You are an elegant person. You appreciate tradition and wisdom that comes with age.
YEAAAAH CLASSY SHIT HERE.
The idea of life imprisonment is ridiculous as well. I am going to spell this out simply: NO ONE SHOULD SERVE A PRISON TERM LONGER THAN 15 YEARS FOR ANY CRIME. I think after fifteen years a mass murderer would have learned his or her lesson. If not, then let those who were victimized shoot him or her in the fucking head! Problems solve themselves when law enforcement doesn't get in the way and cause the willing the dwell on their angst.
Oh boy I'm sure your society would be great to live in.
What's the difference between a perceived sleight and a real sleight?
TO MOST PEOPLE THEY ARE THE SAME THING.
Uuuuuuuh fuck this asshole.
Change your background, dipshit.
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