All right we need to talk

Japanese. Cut it out. We're finished here. Unless you are fluent I don't want to hear from you on the matter, even if it you are quoting native speakers, because usually you don't know where to start and stop quoting, so you get these bizarre half thoughts.
So here we have Kayluuuh's (Kayla I'm going to assume) journal.
The quote above her post's meaning has eluded me for the past fifteen minutes, despite even breaking out the dictionary and trying to piece it together. Well, given the context of her blog (GIRUGAMESH IS A SHITTY BAND AND YOU SHOULD FEEL SHITTY FOR LIKING THEM) it's entirely possible it's a stanza from one of their fantastic songs, in which case I'm an asshole for questioning the artistery of Girugamesh. It's Gilgamesh, guys. I know you don't have an "l" or much in the way of consonant clusters, but come on.

He's being so aggravating
It's my fucking money and I NEVER have money
FUCKKKKK
I'm buying Shoxx whether he likes me or not

And he's making me pay $89 on my phone bill cause AT&T sucks ass and doesn't tell you theres a charge for extracting data
That's retarded
So I can kiss that goodbye
I already feel like I have no money

Well as they say, "money is to be celebrated when in hand, not mourned when lost."

I bought that game for five bucks a couple of days ago and I started playing it yesterday
And holy shit that game is freaky
Usually survival horror games don't scare me
Well, Silent Hill and Siren kind of do but not really

Girls playing vidya gayms. "That game" refers to Clock Tower III. Also I like how she says "survival horror games don't scare me" then proceeds to list most of the heavy hitters in the survival horror genre anymore. Good work.

When your investigating and shit, they pop out of no where screaming "ALYSSA" or "I FOUND YOU" and crap like that
It scares the shit outta me
I almost shit my pants about fifty times last night

They're in a fucking video game they can't actually hurt you.

WATCH THIS and you'll see what I mean XD
(maybe I'm just a pussy)

There you go. Let's see--
Yeah you're a pussy.

It was pretty intense and awesome XD
AKSLJSLKDJSD FOUND IT

Fuck.
I'll tell you what's intense: how much of a douche you are.

I graduated from high school a little while ago
NOW I'MMA GO GET CRUNK

Kill yourself.

....I'll find something nice-ish and wear it both nights cause frankly, I don't care
I'm waaaaay to tired

Glad to see you're graduating high school and don't know the difference between "you're" and "your" (yeah I caught that) and "to" "too" and I'm going to assume "two" even though I have yet to see you use it.

It's my last day of "classes" today but I have to come to school all next week (save for memorial day and friday)
For finals and even after that so I don't n out of anything
I'm going to bomb three out of my four finals :D
Latin, Math, and English

Gee imagine you failing English and Latin. So far your language prowess has impressed the hell out of me.

My nose is all stuffed so I sound like an idiot when I talk
askdjhajksda d
I wanna go home
But I have to wait an hour TT_TT

I hope all my asshole friends are having fun sleeping while I suffer

I hope they're sleeping like babies knowing you're suffering.

This guy in the beginning of one of the many Ayumu dvds looks JUST LIKE HIM
Save for the fact that this dude has wicked gay tattoos
While Kaoru is like OMG HADOCOA DESU

>OMG HADOCOA DESU
>OMG HADOCOA DESUNow there's a long post about a dream she had that's debatably the dumbest thing I've read in recent memory (that's saying something).

Dude, I was talking to some chick on dA about Dir en grey
And I asked what her favorite album was
And she said "Withering to Death"

... I can't believe I'm reading this. If I could time travel ten years ago I'd love to ask myself where I saw myself in ten years. I bet I wouldn't pick something SO FUCKING PATHETIC.
I can't decide what's worse. The fact that she decided to commit this to posterity or the fact that I'm sitting here reading it. Even if it is to goof on her the joke is still kind of on me because I'm taking time to do this. I could be doing ANYTHING right now.

LOLWUT!?
Uhm yeah
No
Definately not
Don't get me wrong, I love WtD like I love all their albums buts it's DEFINATELY NOT their best

Oh hey guess what something subjective like taste in music can't be wrong.
Except, of course, for liking Dir en Grey. You can be wrong for doing that.

Kisou is
Without a doubt
Disagree and I will smite thee D<

I'd like to see you fucking try. Put your (what is assuredly) prodigious weight into it and I'm sure I'd be in trouble.
Ahh I'm above that joke. Fat people jokes, really, me?

WHY DOES EVERY ASIAN MALE REMIND ME OF G

AY PORN STARS NOW!? ;_____;

That's because you're subtly racist and think all Asians look the same.
Nice try, Hitler. You're not getting past me.

This kid in my gym class reminds me of this gay porn star Ayumu
So every time I see him I see gay porn in my head
He's making things very difficult XD

Of course knowing gay porn stars implies...
Eww fat girl masturbating to gay porn.

MY PHONE WAS FUCKING STOLEN
SO NOW I NEED A NEW ONE
AND MY DAD IS MAKING ME FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE

No one can "make" you feel anything. You feel like an asshole because guess what?
Now here's a post entitled "JAPANESE PORN IS EXPEEEENSIVE :o"
reading this.

10,500 yen for School Days 3
wtf Go Guy Plus!?
...not that I would have payed for it anyways
But srsly that's a lot

Then again I don't know how much American porn costs

10,500 yen is about 105 US dollars. I don't even know what to say to this.

Aaaaand I thought Ayumu quit

But I was just on the website and there was a post from yesterday or something and Ayumu was on it
I guess once in the gay porn buisness, always in the gay porn buisness amirite?

"from yesterday or something" because you most assuredly can't read the difference.
(brotip: yesterday looks like this: 昨日)
Oh since you can't read that either just remember it's two boxes stacked on top of each other next to the letter E with some shit around it next to two bigger boxes stacked on top of each other. It's read as "kinou" but I doubt you'll commit it to memory because it's not a cute weeaboo word so don't worry about it.

Should I go to school tomorrow?

I really don't want to go to pre-cal or creative writng :/
And it's gonna be SO NICE OUT

BET YOU REGRET THAT NOW, HUH, MRS. "I'M FAILING ALL MY CLASSES"?

I always feel like a bubble head nurse or pyramid head are gonna come out of no where and kill me

Likely to happen considering they're both video game characters.

Why am I such a boring person?
Everyone always writes about the interesting shit that happens to them
And then my journals are all like
"AHAHA PANCAKES"

I find your posts not only boring but also vaguely disgusting.

Dude the people working on my roof are SO OBNOXIOIUS
Not only is their working loud enough
But their loud singing in Spanish makes it worse
COULD YOU HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE PEOP

LE IN THE HOME PLZTHNX!??!

Yes, let's tell them to nail softer for the Japanese princess contained high aloft in her palace.

The cashier even turned to the other girl working there and said "Miru, kawaii ne?"Or something along the lines of that

GAINING ACCEPTANCE FROM PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW MOVING UP IN THE WORLD. Well this is boring now. Time to go do something not so fucking shitty~