Sad, bro. Very sad.

I almost feel bad for today's specimen. He, like all furries, seems to wander around in a stupefied daze. It's an emotional state I can relate to (the latter part, not being a furry). I guess it's February weather?
Anyway our boy here has some kind of tragedy in his life (well at least one, as he is a furry) but it might be really hard to tell given the walls of letters he calls paragraphs.

I actively try and do a damn good job at not letting people walk all over me. I'm the first to tell someone to fuck off if I feel they are gonna take me for a ride but honestly when it comes to my friends or people I care about I tend to get walked on and just take it.

Soooooooo... You do or don't let people walk on you?
I guess he doesn't, except sometimes he does.
Personally if someone were to walk on me I'd try first to discern why I'm laying in a potential path of foot traffic then try to either move or tell the person not to step on my dick, but that's just me.

the last few years i've been a total scrooge or however the fuck you spell it about christmas and the newyears and all the other holidays (thanksgiving too).

I don't think that's how that word works but okay. Also I like how he says OR HOWEVER THE FUCK YOU SPELL IT and then proceeds to spell the word correctly. Someone should really consider inventing an online dictionary or something because that would be really handy. If you weren't sure about a word you could just open up another window and hammer that bitch in and wham, there's your answer.
Shit if these internet people really got their shit together they could work out some sort of tab index system so you could just click on the tab and open multiple websites in the same window. You could just have that dictionary in the background while you're making a post so you don't look like a complete illiterate.
Goddamn I'm full of good ideas.

i'm getting really tired of them really fast i just went in an emotional backflip in the last ten minutes.

The title of the post is "my actual bloodline family" but I'm not really sure that helps in understanding this Toyota of a sentence (timely reference). Get it, because Toyotas can't stop and it's a run on?
Hell yeah.

My grandfather called me and started screaming at me saying i stole...his mittens...two years ago...fucking seriously.

So tell him you didn't steal them?

First off two years ago i'dve never been interested in some fuckn mittens and i'm still not and for me to steal mittens when i have my $180 boardin gloves is retarded in and of itself and nobody can dig under my skin like my family with their words so i'm goddamn enraged at this point like i threw my phone had to move the glasses away from me chainsmoke two cigarettes and take a shower only to get out and find that i have a new voice mail not five minutes after he called me acusing me of being a thief and a liar he left me a message saynig he found his gloves and he wants me to call back and let him apologize.

Wow it's like John Milton wrote this only suddenly he was struck full retard or something (John Milton was a pro of writing really, really long sentences with parenthetical asides in digressions kind of like what I do sometimes).
Now there's a post about his brother dying of brain cancer (perhaps it runs in the family, because I'm pretty sure a cancer claimed our boy here's brain a long time ago and he kept running somehow, like a computer without a hard drive [that doesn't make a lot of sense]).

This year i'm going to be at rainfurrest on my birthday

Stop. "Rainfurrest"?

o here's hopin i don't turn into a big pile of depressed on my birthday at a con and i actually make it so that i have one more day in september thats awesome, filled with friends laughter maybe the drink *coughawesomesexcough* and good times for everyone

Furrest--
ಠ_ಠ

y'know i used to believe that people were makin shit up when they said shit like "they have a smile that lights up my world". I thought it was all smoke and mirrors and stuff. I used to think they were all crazy when they talked about how just the though of someone could bring their worst mood and make it do a 180. I never quite figured out how a smile so genuine could come from something as simple as a text or a song could crawl across thier face, or how somethin even smaller can put someone in bliss.

What?

free from everything pain, worries, sorrow. how someone completely analytical and contemplative can just not be able to do it anymore on someone. It never occoured to me as a possibility that the world could change and almost stop to become just that much brighter with a person. I donno maybe i'm crushin'.

MAYBE, I DON'T KNOW. No really. I don't know. I have no clue what the fuck you're rambling about.

Maybe it's more. I sometimes wonder if i'm enough to chase.

Huh, comparing love to a chase, what does this remind me of--

Other times it's like butterflies in my torso tell me to run as fast as i can until i catch. I don't know. I used to think. I never quite figured. I used to believe. There is only really one constant in this whole mess of some sort of things. Damn do i love that fuckn' smile

IN TOUCH WITH THE GROUND
I'M ON THE HUNT I'M AFTER YOU
SMELL LIKE I SOUND
I'M LOST IN A CROWD
AND I'M HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF
STRADDE THE LINE
IN DISCORD AND RHYME
I'M ON THE HUNT, I'M AFTER YOU
I guess that's more of a hunt than a chase, but same shit.

i've been reflecting alot lately and i'm gonna post things about me here that follow the 7 sins i'm not a religious person but these "sins" intrigue me to no end and i find each and every one of them in me in some way and how i'm going about in life trying to fix them (yes i'm bitching this whole journal)

I, too, am interested in the notion of sin and Dante's Divine Comedy is one of my favorite writings of all time so I'm very interested in your no doubt poorly-thought out, poorly-worded diarrhea of a post on the subject of the Seven Deadly Sins. I especially like the promise that he'll be "bitching this whole journal". very promising.

This is one i've recently gotten in check with the help of my room mate and his mother i've seen the joy of giving and i'm addicted to it. i'll buy the whole shop at work doughnuts i'll lend money (sometimes that i don't have) to someone who desperately needs it and i don't really ask for it back i tell

Okay I have no idea what the fuck he's talking about pretty much from the beginning. He seems to be implying he lent money without expecting it to be repaid at all and because of that he's greedy.
I don't think that's how greed works?
Greed is usually being particularly miserly or unreasonably attached to money. Dante divided this into two categories, the miserly and the prodigal, and they forever sat in these stone half pipe contraptions and wheeled giant boulders at each other only to crash in the middle and repeat the process over.
Sort of like that level of Crash Bandicoot like that where you had to jump between the circle cut out in the middle, but I think that might have been a coincidence.
I think Dante was inspired by the myth of Sisyphus.

Awesome people awesome friends FC and the music spun in the rooms *jizzed in my pants* Rush Tek and Statik jeeze that was sikk!

...

There is no greater sorrow than to be mindful of the happy time in misery.

So I've been playing Dante's Inferno lately, and it reminded me of something awesome: Dante's Inferno.
I'm hoping for a sequel (or prequel, whatever) to Dante's Inferno: Homer's Odyssey. Holy shit, I'd preorder five. Press A to gouge Eurylochus' eye with a fiery poker.
So speaking of people undoubtedly damned to an eternity of suffering: cryqueen.

what a day i am haven,i have to go to work today when it is snowing,how bored i am.i wake up today to have a good day but it can happen for me because someone in my house wouldn't let me have it,i am so tried of living in my mom house;she is driving me carzy,alway want to start a fight with me and i dont have time for it.

There's this tendency in modern writing towards what litfags dubbed "stream of consciousness". So while people like the aforementioned Dante and Homer, and even more recent authors like, say, Mary Shelley, probably spent a lot of time thinking about what they were going to say and how they were going to say it, stream of consciousness dispenses with that bothersome "quality" and even "coherency" and just cuts to SHEER WORDS ON THE PAGE.
I like to call it the "Stephen King philosophy of writing". If you write a lot the law of average dictates some has to be good (coincidentally, Stephen King disproved his own theory).

well i feel like my skilles is not being recognize by my sensei,in my class,is there any one that take karate,tell what you have to to get promotion,because my still is better then the people that he promoted yesterday and i am so angry.

Usually martial arts reward patience, perseverance and temperance (you know, like you were some kind of virtue or something) and especially Eastern varieties also reward the reduction of ego, but whatever I guess you could bitch until you get your way.

so today someone told me that i am giving u this gift because othere people in my class were saying something about the way i was dress in a dress with no short undernet when i was wearing one on,don't u just hate when people think they have the right to talk about u,when u were not around i fine that annoying;now i am so angry about what she told me about the women in my class saying,why can people just tell others how the feel in front of them.i think that would be a good thing to do.

can someone tell me how u could have sex with a guy one day and the next,he's telling u that he doesn't want a relationship with u.well that happen to me and I still have feelings for him ever though he doesn't.

Heh.

MY is allways the same, i feel like im doin the same thing. Take work for insead i go to work and watch kids and is the same thing i do,

Okay I think I have a perfectly plausible explanation for this. She is a thawed cave woman. We should really congratulate her for integrating this far into modern society.

Every little girls that is see r marry and i can fine sumone to love me.

I know I just used this image recently but I think the situation calls for it:
This is easily in the "top five worst blogs grammatically" I've ever read.

is it me r i dont have luck in fining love i dont know anytime i fine someone sumthing bad happen,can sumone help me out so i can know what im doin wrong.

See this is exactly what I mean. I quote something, reread what I just quoted, and I immediately forget what it is I have to say about it because it basically stands on its own. I don't really need to say anything. I can just quote and say LOOK AT THIS SHIT.

today is a borin day all i do all day was sit around n take care of some ladys kids, im bored how do i suppost to have fun with this job, is borin help me.

LOOK AT THIS SHIT.
And that's it. Her blog looks kind of new, so welcome her to this FABULOUS COMMUNITY that is blogging. :3
As a welcoming present, I have a good title for your blog, compliments of my bro Dante: "abandon all hope, ye who enter here".

That was a close one whew

Guys my computer stopped loading websites for some seemingly arbitrary reason and I'm going to do the lazy/techidiot thing and pretend it was an isolated event. Whew, but I got it back! Thank goodness too, because I wouldn't know what to do without the tri-weekly blog update!
So without a thought to my own safety I dive right into Chivalrous at the core, which is a funny title given the first entry's title: "I hate menstration. Quick, somebody lemme borrow a dick!"
Presumably she means menstruation. Yeah, there's a 'u' in it the same way there's a 'd' in Wednesday or an 'r' in February. Also I learned from FFXI today Bandanna has a double n in it and they are actually correct in spelling it that way. But yeah, real chivalrous. Talking about your bleeding cunt (literally). Of course chivalry is for men doing manly things. You know, like trying to stab each other with huge, straight, thick, hard lances (not phallic, honest).

I feel so drained, I get dizzy whenever I try to walk.

That's what your mom said when I was done-- all right no even I'm above that joke.

What was strange about them was that they lasted all day, I got sweaty and hot all over

:3 natural reaction to seeing me for the first time, I assure you. Baby.

I'm going to see the hormone doctor tomorrow. I think my biggest concern is that he won't have an answer for me.

Oh no I'm having flashbacks to last Friday.

Today, I watched a movie that has been described as "The Citizen Kane of bad movies".

Hmm... I'd think the obvious answer would be Manos, Hands of Fate, but I'm going with Heaven's Gate. Watch the director's cut of that for a true endurance test worthy of a Space Marine (it's almost 5 hours).

Directed, produced and acted by a very creepy, very talentless Tommy Wiseau. The Room breaks pretty much every film rule known to the industry.

I haven't even heard of this, and it's basically my occupation as an internet warrior to see all of this shit.
It's unlikely something so awful passed under my radar (unless it was made recently in which case get bent, all movies made after 2000 are automatically shit) so I would say it's probably one of those movies people watch to fancy themselves hardcore, meanwhile they're missing actual bad movies.

"I'm just saying"

This vague and ultimately purposeless phrase somehow comes out of me with intention of meaning something to the effect of; I want desperately to see eye-to-eye with you and it's likely that I do for the most part.

No shit. Shut up.

It's a lot of underlying meaning for three stupid words.

That's why I lie constantly. No one actually wants to hear the truth, as evidenced by this bullshit psychological study on three words.
"What do you think of this plan?"
"Sounds good to me."
"Really I was thinking it was shit."
"I mean yeah it's bad, whatever."
Just don't contradict their opinion ever and it doesn't really matter you just contradicted yourself in a five second window. As I've stated numerous times here, people don't actually want your opinion, they just want their opinion stated back at them, possibly in the form of a question.
Also never tell any jokes that require more than three steps of logic or require inside knowledge into any area of expertise (I literally mean anything, even mundane shit) because it's too much to ask. Your joke repetoire in common company is literally limited to a step above knock knock jokes.

Moreover, what exactly is the person you've said this to supposed to say back?

Whenever someone says that to me I say "I'm just listening." My goal in life is to make conversations as awkward as possible for the other person for my own amusement.
This is probably why I don't have many friends.

I find a lot of times you wind up getting a somewhat heated, counter-productive "Well, I'm just saying" - which ends up being a point completely and infuriatingly opposite to the one you've just made.

Oh hi lack of tact. Most people see this as you attempting to supersede their opinion with your opinion. The correct course of action is to defuse the situation by saying something like "whatever I'm going to McDonald's."

At this point, the argument becomes circular and it's probably best to relinquish and throw yourself out of a window - because there's no way you're going to be able to settle on anything verbally.

Compromise is akin to treachery, as they say. Just agree and continue doing what you want. Only way to seize victory.

Maybe I should become a mute or something. I think troubles would end with the death of speech patterns, right?

Ah yes, the Holden Caulfield decision.

Today my grandmother told me in detailed, poetic Spanish the representations, religious mythology and other meanings of a recent painting that I have been working on.

Fucking rad

She was unwilling to accept that all of the elements of the painting were added purely for the sake of what I thought looked the best - even though I tried to tell her this several times.

Thanks for ruining my fantasy of having a cool grandparent by being a twat.
No, you didn't put them there just "because they look good". Psychologically they look good for a reason, and that likely stems from the original mythological meaning behind them, all of which would be so ingrained into your cultural identity you aren't even aware you're using it FUCK YOU.

I think a lot of the pretentious bullshit that the art world faces would be gone if people were just more genuine about the art they were observing and/or creating.

That's why you're a shitty artist am I right? Brotip: good artists can put symbolic meaning in a painting without being cunts about it. Incidentally the last good artist died before the Vietnam war.

I think that very slowly, I'm becoming depressed. Everyday, I feel marginally worse then I did yesterday.

No that's called growing up. You'll snap out of it, trust me.

I am the world's biggest dickhole.

D:

Ha, ha, yeah.

I just teared up during a wedding scene in a dumb sitcom.

Oh my God, what have I become?

YOU ARE SMALLTIME.
I'm going to join two paragraphs together and cut the middle part out for the sake of brevity:

I am such a scatter-brain.
I'm afraid that one of these days I'm going to forget something really detrimental. But how do I stop this? Does this mean I have ADD? Do I have to go on Ritalin again? :/

How do you fix a problem that you don't remember having?

I hate to pull a Dr. Phil here but you just kind of have to stop doing it. Get a planner and write shit down, try and remember it, something.

Love is not a miracle. It happens all the goddamn time.

Yeah now you're getting it. Show anger at things people find sweet.

The real miracle is loving someone functionally, unselfishly and mutually.

All right your kung fu is still kind of weak. Here's how you really troll some fags:
LOVE IS GAY AND IF YOU KISS A GIRL YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT

There is suddenly a very real possibility that I could lose my 7 month relationship.

Wow 7 months. Really fucking long, kid.

I am not sure if this is something I want. I certainly do not want to hurt him and thus far, I have failed miserably on this objective.

Make your decision in 5 seconds. As I'm learning the less you think about something the better the result.

We communicate a lot with one another - but we have different methods of communication and often times perceive things differently.

Adults are intellectually stimulated by ambiguity and differing opinions, as psychology class taught me.
Of course in reality--

There's also an inequality in what we feel for one another. He says he loves me, wherein I am just very fond of him.

Ha, ha oh girls and their range of things I understand are called emotions.

I feel a lot of guilt being in a relationship that is unbalanced in that respect; that he is so certain and so passionate about what he feels for me when I am more indefinite and moderate.

He sounds like a pussy. I say you're better off without him.

For example, I'm ovulating today (Is this considered TMI? I don't really know. Sorry if it is?).

Yes. Also you don't need a question mark and a period. Here's a quick rule of thumb for you to know if it's too much information:
if it, in any way, involves your genitals, it is in fact too much information.

Zach always says that I should call him when the ol' insomnia spins about. But I virtually never do. I just don't see the point in disturbing his perfectly nice sleep to go on about how I can't sleep.

Sounds reasonable.

I hate it when my friends trip, get stoned or compare and discuss the symptoms and differences of certain drugs. I can't relate to that lifestyle, and I have no desire to. It makes me feel like an outcast. I feel like they sorta do them too much, too. I mean, it's not healthy.

Narc.
Now there's another long post about how she thinks she has ADD because she doesn't know what her goals in life are and she's all over the place and-- kid you're in college, no one knows fucking dick about shit (yeah that's right: fucking dick about shit) stop thinking so much. Jeez, I thought I was high strung.
So anyway bored now--

All right we need to talk

Japanese. Cut it out. We're finished here. Unless you are fluent I don't want to hear from you on the matter, even if it you are quoting native speakers, because usually you don't know where to start and stop quoting, so you get these bizarre half thoughts.
So here we have Kayluuuh's (Kayla I'm going to assume) journal.
The quote above her post's meaning has eluded me for the past fifteen minutes, despite even breaking out the dictionary and trying to piece it together. Well, given the context of her blog (GIRUGAMESH IS A SHITTY BAND AND YOU SHOULD FEEL SHITTY FOR LIKING THEM) it's entirely possible it's a stanza from one of their fantastic songs, in which case I'm an asshole for questioning the artistery of Girugamesh. It's Gilgamesh, guys. I know you don't have an "l" or much in the way of consonant clusters, but come on.

He's being so aggravating
It's my fucking money and I NEVER have money
FUCKKKKK
I'm buying Shoxx whether he likes me or not

And he's making me pay $89 on my phone bill cause AT&T sucks ass and doesn't tell you theres a charge for extracting data
That's retarded
So I can kiss that goodbye
I already feel like I have no money

Well as they say, "money is to be celebrated when in hand, not mourned when lost."

I bought that game for five bucks a couple of days ago and I started playing it yesterday
And holy shit that game is freaky
Usually survival horror games don't scare me
Well, Silent Hill and Siren kind of do but not really

Girls playing vidya gayms. "That game" refers to Clock Tower III. Also I like how she says "survival horror games don't scare me" then proceeds to list most of the heavy hitters in the survival horror genre anymore. Good work.

When your investigating and shit, they pop out of no where screaming "ALYSSA" or "I FOUND YOU" and crap like that
It scares the shit outta me
I almost shit my pants about fifty times last night

They're in a fucking video game they can't actually hurt you.

WATCH THIS and you'll see what I mean XD
(maybe I'm just a pussy)

There you go. Let's see--
Yeah you're a pussy.

It was pretty intense and awesome XD
AKSLJSLKDJSD FOUND IT

Fuck.
I'll tell you what's intense: how much of a douche you are.

I graduated from high school a little while ago
NOW I'MMA GO GET CRUNK

Kill yourself.

....I'll find something nice-ish and wear it both nights cause frankly, I don't care
I'm waaaaay to tired

Glad to see you're graduating high school and don't know the difference between "you're" and "your" (yeah I caught that) and "to" "too" and I'm going to assume "two" even though I have yet to see you use it.

It's my last day of "classes" today but I have to come to school all next week (save for memorial day and friday)
For finals and even after that so I don't n out of anything
I'm going to bomb three out of my four finals :D
Latin, Math, and English

Gee imagine you failing English and Latin. So far your language prowess has impressed the hell out of me.

My nose is all stuffed so I sound like an idiot when I talk
askdjhajksda d
I wanna go home
But I have to wait an hour TT_TT

I hope all my asshole friends are having fun sleeping while I suffer

I hope they're sleeping like babies knowing you're suffering.

This guy in the beginning of one of the many Ayumu dvds looks JUST LIKE HIM
Save for the fact that this dude has wicked gay tattoos
While Kaoru is like OMG HADOCOA DESU

>OMG HADOCOA DESU
>OMG HADOCOA DESUNow there's a long post about a dream she had that's debatably the dumbest thing I've read in recent memory (that's saying something).

Dude, I was talking to some chick on dA about Dir en grey
And I asked what her favorite album was
And she said "Withering to Death"

... I can't believe I'm reading this. If I could time travel ten years ago I'd love to ask myself where I saw myself in ten years. I bet I wouldn't pick something SO FUCKING PATHETIC.
I can't decide what's worse. The fact that she decided to commit this to posterity or the fact that I'm sitting here reading it. Even if it is to goof on her the joke is still kind of on me because I'm taking time to do this. I could be doing ANYTHING right now.

LOLWUT!?
Uhm yeah
No
Definately not
Don't get me wrong, I love WtD like I love all their albums buts it's DEFINATELY NOT their best

Oh hey guess what something subjective like taste in music can't be wrong.
Except, of course, for liking Dir en Grey. You can be wrong for doing that.

Kisou is
Without a doubt
Disagree and I will smite thee D<

I'd like to see you fucking try. Put your (what is assuredly) prodigious weight into it and I'm sure I'd be in trouble.
Ahh I'm above that joke. Fat people jokes, really, me?

WHY DOES EVERY ASIAN MALE REMIND ME OF G

AY PORN STARS NOW!? ;_____;

That's because you're subtly racist and think all Asians look the same.
Nice try, Hitler. You're not getting past me.

This kid in my gym class reminds me of this gay porn star Ayumu
So every time I see him I see gay porn in my head
He's making things very difficult XD

Of course knowing gay porn stars implies...
Eww fat girl masturbating to gay porn.

MY PHONE WAS FUCKING STOLEN
SO NOW I NEED A NEW ONE
AND MY DAD IS MAKING ME FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE

No one can "make" you feel anything. You feel like an asshole because guess what?
Now here's a post entitled "JAPANESE PORN IS EXPEEEENSIVE :o"
reading this.

10,500 yen for School Days 3
wtf Go Guy Plus!?
...not that I would have payed for it anyways
But srsly that's a lot

Then again I don't know how much American porn costs

10,500 yen is about 105 US dollars. I don't even know what to say to this.

Aaaaand I thought Ayumu quit

But I was just on the website and there was a post from yesterday or something and Ayumu was on it
I guess once in the gay porn buisness, always in the gay porn buisness amirite?

"from yesterday or something" because you most assuredly can't read the difference.
(brotip: yesterday looks like this: 昨日)
Oh since you can't read that either just remember it's two boxes stacked on top of each other next to the letter E with some shit around it next to two bigger boxes stacked on top of each other. It's read as "kinou" but I doubt you'll commit it to memory because it's not a cute weeaboo word so don't worry about it.

Should I go to school tomorrow?

I really don't want to go to pre-cal or creative writng :/
And it's gonna be SO NICE OUT

BET YOU REGRET THAT NOW, HUH, MRS. "I'M FAILING ALL MY CLASSES"?

I always feel like a bubble head nurse or pyramid head are gonna come out of no where and kill me

Likely to happen considering they're both video game characters.

Why am I such a boring person?
Everyone always writes about the interesting shit that happens to them
And then my journals are all like
"AHAHA PANCAKES"

I find your posts not only boring but also vaguely disgusting.

Dude the people working on my roof are SO OBNOXIOIUS
Not only is their working loud enough
But their loud singing in Spanish makes it worse
COULD YOU HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE PEOP

LE IN THE HOME PLZTHNX!??!

Yes, let's tell them to nail softer for the Japanese princess contained high aloft in her palace.

The cashier even turned to the other girl working there and said "Miru, kawaii ne?"Or something along the lines of that

GAINING ACCEPTANCE FROM PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW MOVING UP IN THE WORLD. Well this is boring now. Time to go do something not so fucking shitty~

THEY FIGHT LIKE DEVILS, THEY WILL DIE LIKE SINNERS!

myloveprocess's journal.
>my love process
>:C
Most recent entry:

04:24 pm
50% Friends

What?
Ready for some retard philosophy? I know I am.

A shadow is the absence of light. Yet a shadow can only be present if there is light.
Just like life, there is good and there is bad.
Bad is the absence of good. Yet bad can only be present if there is good.

Oh boy. So if bad is the absent of good, then good is the opposite of bad. If something is not good it is, therefore, necessarily bad. If something isn't bad then it is, therefore, necessarily good. If someone is not bad, they are good. If someone is not good, they are bad. What if they're neither? Well, since they are lacking good they are bad. Since they are lacking bad, they are also good. Therefore, I posit, good and bad are the same.

I hate living up to everyone's expectations omg. Shoot me already.

omg high school is sooooooooooo difficult :{

I think Akon is too black for his own good, and his voice isn't exactly very pleasing to the ear,
But Right Now (Na Na Na) is a super good song.

>Akon is too black for his own good
Ha, ha what? Yeah, someone better tell that Akon to lighten up (literally). I don't think he has control over the melanin in his skin. If you mean he acts too black, then I'm pretty sure it's an act to sell records. I don't know Akon from Adam, but most of those rap guys are acting. It's hard to do drive bys in the ghetto when you're living in a mansion worth more than some smaller countries.
Although I think as Chris Brown confirmed you can still mistreat women in said mansion (burn).

Anyway, juniors played really really really well today. In my viole(n)t HAHAHAHA OMG PUN, opinion, you should have just punched/ kicked violet. But anyway if not for her we would have won like, 60+ to 2? Hahahaha.

Am I dying?

I'd like to compare your love to a smoldering charcoal in the wind, never burning out yet never flaming hot.

YEAH WELL YOUR LOVE IS LIKE A PLASTIC BAG AT WAL-MART ON THOSE BAGGING CAROUSELS-- what.

My mind's pretty much a blank now, and everything I type out seems pretty pointless.

Oh, so like any other day?

I've been trying to come up with something worth your(reader's) time.

Dear myloveprocess,
Anything you write is a waste of my time.
Love,
Tim
P.S. stop writing.
P.P.S. please.

I still am in the right state of mind. Have you lost the ability to empathise?If love fuels my anger I'd rather not love at all.

Bitches be crazy.
And that's it. That's her entire journal.
Glad to see she really was considering my time investment when she decided to write this thing.

Oh My Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
The Ramblings of a Teenage Writer, how I loathe this type of blog.

In other news, I finally changed the title of my blog(little long, isn't it? But I like it so meh).

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

Unfortunately, all the scripts for the fanfics I'm currently roleplaying/writing with friends are on the computer at home...

Oh of course. Fanfiction.

So in other words, Ichi-nee is making more one-shots, drabbles and ficlets for fanfics she should be writing the main story for, or series she wants to write fanfics for...XD Orenji would probably kill me if she knew...shh!

No. You didn't just say that.

...my brother really needs to get a lamp for his desk *is writing in the light the TV and monitor is giving off*.

Get your own fucking lamp, Jesus Christ. Or better yet, stop writing. I mean, I haven't read any of it, but I can tell it's atrocious.

Yeah...I got a virus last night. Luckily, knock on wood, I've managed to get rid of it through the powers of Norton, Google and my noggin'.

Yeah getting rid of a virus with antivirus software sure is difficult. I bet you had to click, what, three whole buttons!

x Zero-Rei(Code Geass): Chapter 7 at 2% completion.

More like Code GAYASS, Am I right, guys? Huh?

And in some not-so-nice news...I just learned there are plans to make a Cowboy Bebop movie with Keanu Reeves as Spike...Kami help us.

Kami meaning, of course, God, or as she used it specifically, a god or spirit. Usually when people say "God" they're referring specifically to the Judeo-Christian God, so that'd be more like "Kami-sama" in Japanese, but can't expect proper grammar from weeaboo FAGGOTS, can I?

*waddles off to build a shrine to Dragonball, Cowboy Bebop and any other animes that will fall to Hollywood*

Waddle is right, you fat fuck. Yeah that's right, eat more cupcakes fattie.

Well, now that I don't have an exam tomorrow, back to fanfics I go! Bonzai!

Actually wouldn't that be "Banzai"? Forget it.

It'll definatetly be done in the next few days

I'd probably mention here that if this had been Japanese she would have spelled that perfectly, but based on what I've seen so far I doubt she would have spelled it right in either language.
You suck at speaking. You are one of those rare mutants who was apparently meant to never speak.

but if I do well on the last assignment I can get a final grade of 70 even if I get a 50 on the exam, so that's good at least.

And that is satisfactory, and that is passing. Way to go, Maple_tea. Way to strive.

YU YU HAKUSHO! YU YU HAKUSHO! YU YU HAKUSHO! HIEI IS CRAZY, KILLER, THREE-EYED MIDGET LOVE! WHEE! ♥♥♥♥♥

I just seriously had a cold shiver down my spine.

I still love you Hiei, even though you'd probably hate me if you were real...

This Hiei sounds like a reasonable fictional character.

I failed an assignment...oops?

Oops! What else are you doing, goddamn? I goof on the idiots around me for getting drunk and sucking dick in the bathroom instead of doing what they're supposed to be doing in college, like, you know, graduating, but at least they can claim to have done something. You, on the other hand, I doubt very much find yourself in such a situation.
So what were you doing instead of passing your writing assignments?
Don't you claim to be a writer? I'd be ashamed to fail a writing assignment.
Ashamed.

Back to school work I go...save me, Kami-sama D:

Yeah, see, you're getting it! You're really getting it!
Interesting, however, that you'd choose to pray to the Christian God (a non-Japanese God if I may say so) while using Japanese epithets instead of just praying to, say, Izanagi or Izanami, or, realistically, Amaterasu. Then you could claim to be Shinto then I could really go off on you for being a weeaboo cunt.
But, no, you can't even do that properly.

Read Paradise Lost for English Seminar on Monday (This is going to be funnnnnnn).

Ha, ha, ha you're fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked.
Apparently she draws as well (real renaissance, err, woman) but unfortuantely her account is set to private, so I'd need a password to get in. Don't worry, I wouldn't let you down, faithful readers, so I tried to brute force it. After literally three guesses I had been defeated.
In conclusion, Maple_tea, you are a very naughty person. This blog is offensive to all human senses and probably several more besides.
There's a feeling I sometimes get like after watching all 90 minutes of Turkish Star Wars or Begotten. It's a "WHAT HAVE I DONE!?" nihilist feeling. That's kind of the feeling I get after reading this blog.
Many moons ago I read Hawthrone's Ethan Brand. In this story, he wrote extensively about the "unpardonable sin" and at the time I couldn't imagine something like that. Mostly because the concept of sin itself seemed rather silly to me, but that's not my point.
Well now I fucking know. Litfags may say "oh well it's searching for the unpardonable sin" or something like that, but they don't know the truth.
The truth is, Maple_tea, reading your blog is the unpardonable sin.
It's true, too. It's in the Bible. "And yon author of Edie Findeth A Corpse beheld Maple Once Underscored Tea's internet journal, and he trembled, for yea, he knew damnation was eternal." Straight from Leviticus, friend. Read it sometime.