I was ready to pass on this one. As I read it, I said "ehh this is too boring. It is shitty, but not in a spectacular way." What made me stop dead in my tracks was when the southern "belle" (trying to stop using "cunt" as a punctuation mark) started croaking over my headphones. "What the fuck is this?" I yelled.
Well whatever it was didn't stay on long enough for me to find out, as I clicked the stop button 50 times, threw my headphones across the room, stood up, turned my monitor off and did everything in my power to tear my senses from what I can only describe as the voice of Amon, Marquis of Hell.
I decided this needed further scrutiny.
I will entrust any reader with the link, but steel your senses and check your resolve before venturing forth:
http://simple-needs.blogspot.com/
Sorry, I am late in posting. I have been busy all day. I am preparing for a yard sale Saturday and a family reunion on Sunday. This family reunion is on my mom's side. We have a craft auction to help pay for paper supplies, facility, etc. It is really alot of fun! I am working on a planter chair. I am going to paint it white( well, off white). not sure what to plant in it. Should I go with annuals, mums( since fall is approaching), herbs or what?? hmmmm.............
What is your opinion??
Be back tomorrow for show and tell, I have a few things to post. :)
Kim
This has to be the first blog after Tim Buckley's blog that actively asks for reader input. Quite frankly this is a foreign concept to me, as I can't imagine having to check with your readers like that.
HEY GUYS IS IT OK IF I POST A REVIEW OF THIS BLOG?
I HOPE MY COLORFUL LANGUAGE ISN'T OFFENSIVE FOR YOU ;)
No I don't do that.
What are you doing today??
I have laundry going, need to run the sweeper and decide on something for supper.
What are you fixing?
Well today I primed some Swooping Hawks then went to the grocery stor-- hey wait, who are you and why do you want to know the details of my life? Fuck you.
Also I like the 19th century talk of "supper" and "what are you fixing?" Nothing. I'm making dinner because it's 2008.
Remember me telling you about the cream colored curtains I bought over the weekend? Well, I am thinking of tea staining them. Have any of you tea stained large items like this? How would I do it? I am used to tea staining small projects and dolls so am wondering which is the best way for larger things.
Well I've certainly never tea stained anything, but I imagine you boil it in a huge pot with enough tea bags proportional to the thing you're staining. Further, if it doesn't fit, you might put one side in first then the other.
Doesn't seem like rocket science to me.
Don't forget that tomorrow is "whatcha working on Wednesday", so get those projects out. ;)Yeah I bet.
Oh, before I go. check out this soap by Rustic Cottage( tell her Kim @ simple needs sent ya).
I think I may have to splurge and get me some of the sugared lime. It sounds wonderful!!!
It must be nice to be excited over things like that. It's just some soap, come on. The next post has some pictures, including a picture of one of her walls. For someone who gives off such an aura of "I'M CRAFTY AND DECORATE WITH SHIT I MADE" I'm rather surprised at the panelling on the wall. She should at least paint that.
... Wait how do I know this
AH DAMN IT MY TESTICLES RETREATED INTO MY ADBOMEN
OLD THYME FAMILY REUNION
I hate faux-old spelling because no one ever gets it right. Thyme has and always will be a spice.
WHAT IS THIS? A singer called "Buck Owen" is interrupting what I'm playing on my own music player, Pink Floyd.
This is the kind of shit that pisses me off. No one wants your shitty taste in music inflicted on them. Even though "Wish You Were Here" by Pink Floyd is an awesome tour de force and anyone who doesn't think so is devoid of taste I would never presume by uploading it here for all to hear.
Also, it's spelled "yeah." "yea" is something you say in affirmation to something (as in "yea or nay?").
Apparently she named her daughter Storm. Why, why, why? Why would you call your daughter that? On that soap opera I watch there's a series of characters (not all of them are related, but two have been married to each other like 50,000 times) named the following: Ridge, Brooke and Storm. I'm waiting for the twins "Thunder and Lightning" to show up.
People, for the sake of your future children, don't name them nouns. That includes months, days of the week (Wednesday from Addam's Family is okay) weather patterns and geological formations. Exceptions to this rule are some state names, as states like Virginia were names before they were states, so that's-- well a clusterfuck, but still.
Name your kids something nice. Something with a history to it. You know what's a nice name? Elizabeth. That's your daughter's new name. Something that sounds nice, has a long history to it and doesn't sound weird. Perfect.
So I'm having trouble deciding if she's what we call in my house a "Carolina Cunny" or a pretentious cunt. I think a freakish mix of the two. By the by, if you can't envision a "Carolina Cunny" from the title alone, you haven't lived in a Southern State.
But I digress, and believe me that's easy when you're reading something this boring. It's like one of those textbooks college forced on me. The kind that you promise yourself you're going to read to get the "enriching experience" that was promised at Freshman seminar but two months in Mass Effect comes out on the Xbox and you just can't bring yourself to read it when you know there's Geth that need killing and PG-13 sex scenes to watch, and besides you have the Iliad and the Odyssey next to your bed like some people might keep a religious text so you don't really need to read some other guy's opinion on it.
GODDAMN-- oh, well this is okay. Johnny Cash is awesome.
This goes on and on. I've never been this far back into a blog before. It's like I'm watching a child grow. Literally. In real time.
So in conclusion:
NO MUSIC
try to be more interesting. Perhaps show instead of tell? Instead of saying "I'm going to a family reunion" maybe describe that event or why you're excited-- or something--
Ehh. This whole entry has been kind of silly I'm sorry for this whole thing.
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