Monday, January 26, 2009

All Untruth is Sedition

ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR A TOTALLY AWESOME BLOG FROM RAYLEIGHHH?
That's some name you have there, by the way. I think I read about you in H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos.

Dustin told me he loved me last night.

Wow big day for you, huh? Well I hit level 29 on my red mage today in Final Fantasy XI so I totally one upped your shitty story.
Success is measured by who tells the best story and you just got OBLITERATED.
we were on myspace talking and on the phone at the same time.
Wow the conversation was so deep you required two communication lines open to properly express your thoughts?
Those faggy poets like Shakespeare and Donne could take some notes on you young lovers.
Oh wait, no they can't. They're DEAD.
he mentioned he might be starting to more then care for me, then he left me a comment saying he thinks he might be in love with me.

But yeah back to something more interesting, I'm thinking of switching to scholar once I get the big 30 because that way I'd have a subjob until 60, and besides scholar kicks ass. I know it doesn't sound like it but trust me on this, okay.
he also said that he does not see us having sex at any point in the near future, or at all so far.

Taking a play out of the book of the aforementioned John Donne, I think:
First we loved well and faithfully,
Yet knew not what we loved, nor why ;
Difference of sex we never knew,
No more than guardian angels do ;

That's from The Relic in case you were burning to read it in its entirety. I mention this because I thought it was The Valediction and so had to read TWO poems to find what I was thinking of.
Rough day for me to be sure.
that made me really happy. i shows he really does care for me in a completely seperate way than everyone else i have ever been with.

Let's see, when did she post this-- December 16th. I would bet folding money he has already hit it and quit it.
he said i'm his queen.
he makes me so happy.
wow.

BUT YOU'RE MY QUEEN, RAYLEIGHHH.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
OH JESUS OH GOD
That's how I imagine that conversation going.
... That was a reference to Cthulhu again. That one felt weak so I thought I'd explain it.
i kissed jacob lee in algebra today.

Jacob? I thought his name was Dustin.
so pretty much, i've been grounded since monday night, due to me being on the phone with dustin at like 10:30 at night when i'm supposed to be off at nine, but whatever.

Dang!
Shit's harsh. No one, no one, can understand the love you share with Dustin. You should definitely be butthurt over this.
- dustin and i are together. i don't remember if i said this or not.

But, but-- you kissed Jacob Lee 24 hours later!
What you are is a lying, cheating HARLOT.

i broke up with jake today too. way too clingy and over bearing.


dustin is calling.

Don't let it get you do-- oh you're already with Dustin.
Well I might say this is a refreshing change from the typical overdramatic bullshit.
Sara and I were having an actual conversation with the obsession today, and some trashy slut came over and pushed both of us out of the way and was like, "PSSSHHT! SCUSE ME!" and sat in his lap.

Ha, ha, ha DESTROYED.

i was so mad, i just walked away.

Being the bigger person, that's something to laud--
Sara and I trash talked her in front of Buddy and Dj the rest of lunch, and i don't think they completely got what we were talking about. haha.

Ha, ha wow that's some passive aggressive bullshit.

Elle and possibly Casey J. is comming with me to the concert tomorrow night with my church.

Glad to see all that church nonsense of being above the rabble and turning the other cheek and making peace rubbed off on you. Took the vital lessons, I see.
Now there's some words I'm not reading because every time I try my eyes cross involuntarily.
- 2007/seventh grade.

I assume the slash means also that year, so that means you are in... 9th grade.
Fantastic.
This, by the way, of things she misses/wants/needs.
- innocence.

"There is no such thing as innocence, only degrees of guilt."
i was kind of reluctant to admit that i was frighted

SHE WAS AFEARED!

but in all reality, Jake and i are still doing really well. even though it's only day eight.

All this ninth grade romance is really fascinating, but don't you have any other thoughts? At all?
I know that's asking a little much from a 9th grade girl posting on Livejournal (might as well be asking the tides to turn) but seriously. Cut it out.

i want to is be more than what i had with DJ but less than what is had with Richard.

DJ and Dick, Jake and-- the new one, what was it? Dustin?
Hold on, let me diagram this.
Ok going earlier-- oh hey, that's it! I'm done! I'm actually done!
Well in conclusion good luck with all your problems, kid and hey get ready for a long, long life of mediocrity and working at a nail salon.
I'm not saying it's glamorous or even all that useful but hey, it's a demand that someone has to fulfill, and where would we be without the countless hordes of menials who grind the wheels of bureaucracy?

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