Oh God

This layout
that avatar
is it 2003?
YEAH I'M EDGY AND MALL GOTH
GOTTA SHOP AT HOT TOPIC AND CUT MYSELF LATER.
Also I noticed my last entry only got one view (me) instead of the usual 10-30 views.
So God people fine I'll post something on time for once.
What, you thought this was a professional production with a schedule?
NOPE.
All amateur all the time.
That sounds like a porno ad.
Anyway I'm just delaying as long as I can so I don't actually have to read this garbage.

hel provided the following reason why this journal should be viewed with discretion: I use bad words and talk about sex and other things which might upset parents who expect other people to monitor their children for them..

Yeah she calls herself Hel.
Hel in Norse mythology is the goddess of the underworld so we have Norse mythology (I'M Wiccan xD) and the underworld and almost saying the word hell so the edgy factor is off the motherfucking charts at this point.
Except she warns you this is happening--
Someone truly edgy wouldn't warn you.
1/10 making me reply must try harder.

“There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.”-Ghandi

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Everything is out of the old apt. Just gotta unload the uhaul&the moving part is done.

You know I'm glad the average length of your posts so far is 17 words because having to agree that I won't immediately shit myself and have a heart attack on seeing the word "fuck" really doesn't grate when I have to do it to reveal the next sentence in the paragraph you call a fucking journal.
Moron.

Is there anyone who could help me unload a uhaul in Deanwood between 1&4pm today?

Deanwood?
You're going to have to give me a state on that one.
Can't say I've ever driven through Deanwood.

The move from Hell WILL be done tonight. Then comes unpacking.

HELL
THERE IT IS
SHE SAID A BAD WORD--
except I've had to read through short stories with 7th graders that contained the word "hell" so I don't think this counts.
Still that's one more almost bad word said than most of these fucking blogs contain so--
Reminds me of the time we were reading through some 19th century thing and it said "breast" about 17 billion times so I had them say breast 5 times in a row to get the giggles out.
Oh to be that young and stupid and easily amused by things again.

This must be what it's like to have ADD. I just can't keep focused on my task, every thought distracts me.

It has taken me a long time to figure out what I like about the EVE Online community over other MMO communities.

My first reaction was they were more intelligent than the average person but that, as it turns out, isn't anywhere close to true.

They're just as dumb as any other group but there is a certain quality they possess that I don't see very often.

Yesterday I finally figured it out: people with ADD don't play this game at all.

If you play this game you have the patience of several saints.

I can't tell you how different the experience is where, no matter the intelligence level of the person you're dealing with they're not bouncing off the fucking walls because something hasn't died this nanosecond.

Here is a picture of a cat so large and grainy it doesn't fully fit in my monitor--
my monitor isn't small--
Another fucking one--

So I managed to get a concussion. Was in the moving van (details of how fucked up the move has been are on fb) and mom said something at just the wrong time, distracted me, and I slammed my head into...something. 

This is a typical MMO player right here.
Now imagine the success of 8 people who just put 3 hours into something is tied to this moron not fucking something up.
Welcome to the reason I don't play FFXI anymore.
And the thing they can't fuck up is literally on par with "don't hit your own head so hard you get a concussion" and they still fuck it up.
I'll never forget that fucking area you level in with the colibris and that one wind elemental that spawns.
"don't back up into it and cast a spell" is basically the only thing you have to do to get experience.
Of course some retard does every fucking time.
Then I bounce a cure III off the colibri so it now knows cure 3 and promptly drop the party while the rest of the morons are dealing with a wind elemental and a colibri that is suddenly immortal.
Fuckers.
Fucking dark knights think they can tank because they're so dark and edgy--
I don't want to talk about this anymore.

Was instantly dizzy and nauseous, and Thane says my behavior changed, my packing the van tetris skills sharply decreased. But we were still aiming to get done in time, so I ignored it and continued packing. While Thane & mom were off on an unloading run, I noticed I was feeling oddly listless.  

Like the digits in your IQ are equivalent to the temperature of standing water--
why are you picking the jobs where you have to juggle a spell cycle and a weapon chain?
My IQ is literally double yours and I have trouble juggling keeping you morons refreshed, regened, healed and my own MP not at fucking 0.
What hope do you have of doing that + damage?
Of course I'm playing glorified babysitter and you get to do all the "fun" shit (AKA: shit that does fuck all) so maybe if I did fuck all too I'd manage.
Of course then when I pick a damage dealing class my damage is so in excess of everyone else I'm tank, too, so fuck everything.
No I don't want to talk about this anymore.

Also, I'd had like...no hours of sleep since Friday afternoon, so had a minor breakdown about how fucked the move has been right around dawn.

Thane got back mid crying spell, and decided I needed to go to the er, and fuck getting the move done "on time".

So yeah. ER said it's a concussion, sleep dep isn't helping, go rest and take it easy. Thane is enforcing this, so the move is delayed even further, til this evening.

Apparently, getting diagnosed with a concussion sometimes just means you hit your head, have some head injury symptoms going on, but nothing is showing up on any of the tests, like ct scan.

Yes, clearly the licensed medical doctors can't identify a concussion.
But you, someone so inept you can accidentally bang your own head so hard on something you get one is fully equipped to identify your own concussion without scans.

RT @alicetheowl: I'm still accepting monetary assistance to help get me through an awful situation

Oh yeah.
Me too.
Like I'm doing fine at the moment in terms of cash but if anyone just wants to send me free money I won't tell you no.
I have provided you people years of free entertainment at tremendous cost to myself.
Remember when I was student teaching in that shitty school and I still managed to update?
I am truly a beneficent, Christ-like figure.

Things I am doing that are working well-drinking an equal amount of water before I have soda.

Things I am doing well not punctuating anything

Aw, @BurgerKing, why'd you have to go and shrink the size of a large hashbrown at breakfast?

THIS ISN'T TWITTER YOU FUCKING IDIOT

@SOMEONE DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.

I still don't fully understand Twitter, speaking of.

I read three Twitters now and I don't get any of them.

The incredible thing is Twitter really makes you sound like an idiot because you have 180 characters to complete your thought so grammar and spelling are right out the fucking window by default.

One person is an astrophysicist and the other is the greatest living author.

Both of them sound like high school girls on Twitter once you take the context of the post out.

 Dude, I had my turn signal on for at least 10 seconds before your dumb ass honked at me. Your failure to see it is not my problem.

Fucker toots his faggot horn at me like that when there's nothing I can do and I can fucking guarantee he just made the biggest mistake he's going to that morning because my entire commute is now a mission to fuck with him and him alone.

Going to the ER for medical care means more expensive care, more lost time at work, longer recovery times&a lower quality of life.

>2013

>not going to a witch doctor

RT @ellyblue: Looking around, maybe we really are in a postfeminist era. And not in a good way. Time to get back to basics. 101 is recognizing dumbassery.

No clearly we still live in a feminist era because TWITTER DOESN'T WORK OUTSIDE OF TWITTER.

Oh

shit

are you fucking joking with me?
Are you serious?

I had to click that I was 18 or older

then click that I was 18 or older

to see this:

Naptime!

THAT'S THE ENTIRE FUCKING POST.

Wooooow

Nap time truly is a post so debauched and perverse that only adults should bear testament to it.

Closed car door on my fingers. (Left hand at least) Dropping Thane at work, going to urgent care. Don't think they're broken.

And this is the person I'm trusting to not get us all fucking shot in pirate space.

Jesus Christ.

"Let's all move to drone space!"

"Why?"

"Drone space is going to be the place to be next patch!"

"No it isn't"

long story short: it wasn't and the new system we were renting (I had to help pay the rent no less) had a massive fucking wormhole straight into Goonwaffe space.

Thank you for scouting this before we bought it, chief.

A giant space asshole that dumps Goons directly into our yard.

I'm sure 10/10 of you don't know what I'm talking about but just reread that phrase: "a giant space asshole that dumps Goons directly into your yard."

Does that sound like a good thing?

So people that have played the game for half a decade should definitely know better.

RT @sunshineejc: there is no policy that Obama has passed or proposed that added as much to the deficit as #GOP $3.9T extension of Bush tax cuts~Ezra Klein

Yeah

no Obama is the greatest president in the history of history.

Have you read about his insane policy of seizing records so he can monitor people?
I'm certainly not committing any opinion to the contrary to text.

Did I say "insane policy"?

I meant thank you, Obama, for keeping me safe from myself. 

War is peace

freedom is slavery

ignorance is strength

First time this year it's been cold enough to warrant my leather jacket.

Look at that fucking avatar.

She wears leather every time she gets dressed.

Which isn't often because you can go to stores now in your pajamas. 

I'm going on a date with my husband! ... After we make a sympathy visit to his step-great aunt. The juxtapositions of married life.

To be fair she did say hell and fuck once each so this totally justifies the amount of inconvenience the inanity of your thoughts are.

#420yolo

Sorry forgot my "Twitter only" part of the post so you'd know we're speaking the same language.

RT @elizabethdanger: wait. wait. people ship sansa and joffrey?

I read that "ship Sansha" and I thought we were talking about fucking Sansha's Nation ships in EVE Online and I got really excited for a second.

The Nightmare is probably my second favorite battleship so you can shut the fuck up about Sansha's Nation, okay.

RT @dantheshive: Can we please have a presidential election where it's difficult to choose who to vote for because both choices are just that awesome?

I voted for Obama.

For truly he is the greatest president of all time.

RT @Doubting_Tom: I have a challenge for @DCComics: Can we go 6 months where no rapes are committed or attempted in a non-Vertigo book?

RT @Dumb_Cunt: I have a challenge for @Dumb_Cunt: can we go one post without a Twitter thing?

Fuck off.