GAYLO THREE

Playing Halo online. Why would you do such a stupid thing? Here, I can recreate the Halo/Xbox Live experience for free: lock yourself in a room with five 13 year old boys and scream "faggot" at each other until it's six the next morning.
Enjoy your fun I guess.
Meanwhile I'm taking time out of my incredibly busy schedule of faffing about school and forging metal and punching rodents in FFXIV.
Who knew the path to becoming THE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR was fraught with so many squirrels?
Oh, right, the tangential connection to Halo: he talks about Halo and has Master Chief avatars on his blog.
I know I've missed the last couple of posts but between posts for school and Final Fantasy, well.

What's the one question you would like to ask if the answer were guaranteed to be correct?

What are the winning lotto numbers for the very next lottery in NC?
If this isn't your question you're provably stupid.
Also: he has the "you must be 14 to view these earth-shattering thoughts" and most of his posts are Writer's Blocks. Great.
I do love the number of people who asked "IS THERE A GOD?" Hurr, great. Even if the answer is "yes" what are you going to do armed with this knowledge? Meanwhile I can buy ten thousand boats or something equally stupid with all my money.

Am I really going to have a well paying job, a house, and lovely housewife?

?

?

:(

Wow you fucked up. Ask my question and you won't need the first, you can afford the second and you'll magically find the love of your life somehow that has nothing to do with your new wealth, honest.
Oh now Blogger is automatically skipping lines every time I want to skip to a new line because of the dumbass way he formatted his blog. Get fucked, you.
There, I fixed it.

Do you think having children is a fundamental human right? Should there should be any restrictions?

Yes. The number of children you have should never outnumber you, the parents. One exception: if you have one child and then through NO ADDITIONAL AID (like fertility drugs, etc) you have twins, triplets or whatever.

I'm pretty sure that reproducing will keep the human race alive?

Wasn't what they were asking, asshole. Way to pay attention.

Have you ever been the target of cyber-bullying? What was your reaction?

This is a trick question. There is no such thing as cyber-bullying. If people are saying mean things to you on the internet and you're that upset about it do you know what you can do?
WALK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER.
If people are saying mean things to you on Facetube:
1. You're on Facetube. No one gives a fuck about that cesspit and if you do you're silly.
2. Just imply you fucked their mother or something and 99% of Facetube users aren't intelligent enough to come up with a response to this.
Easy shit, kids.
Seriously I don't know what you'll do when you run into a dedicated internet troll like myself.

This happens almost all the time on Xbox Live.

Ultimate retaliation on a video game: just do better than them at it.
Yeah, I'm a fag and you just went 17:1 against a fag, so what's that make you?
Honest to God, people. Grow up.

Which celebrity are you sick of seeing? Who would you like to see more of?

JUSTIN BIEBER. I shouldn't even know his name.

Less Justin Beiber.

RIGHT ON. Can't believe I'm saying that in response to someone on Livejournal. A Writer's Block, no less.

More Altaïr Ibn La-ahad!

Err, the main character in Assassin's Creed. Brotip, friend: he's not real.

How do you feel about the upcoming Twilight film? Are you a fan or a critical bystander?

Twilight sucks and if you enjoy it you have no taste in books or movies.

I'm not huge fan, nor am I a critical bystander. I just enjoy the frickin' movies

Fag.
Seriously name one objectively good thing about Twilight.
I can wait.

Fanfiction: Do you love it or hate it, or are you totally indifferent? Why?

Seems silly but I guess ultimately I'm indifferent to it.
I mean it sucks so I just don't read it. Hate seems like an awfully strong emotion for something like that.

I don't love it or hate it, and I'm not indifferent.

So-- err.

I don't love it because I've never written one, nor have I read a substantial amount to say that I like them. I don't hate because of that reason.

If you don't love or hate something aren't you, by definition, neutral to it?
I guess you could get cute and say you "dislike" or "like" them because love and hate are strong emotions (of course, people immediately go to the strongest emotions they can feel for something because they're emotional vacuums with no opinions for themselves so using strong words creates the illusion of thought) but you have, what, 100 entire words to ask a question in Writer's Block? Forgive me for not running through all your options, Christ.

I'm not indifferent because I do generally like the idea of fanfictions because they're like stories based off other stories or movies.

So, what?
And it just ends there. Get fucked.

If you could create/select a new subject that had to be taught in high school, what would it be, and why?

I guess what I'd be looking for is really a civics class but really I'd want a class that'd teach these urchins how to not be such socially cloying, vacuous idiots.

Sex education needs to be highly prioritized. I can't speak for other schools but my school has a very weak health program.

No it doesn't. Let's waste more time on nonsense meanwhile half the people in high school are on a third grade reading level.
Here's a condom, here's how to use it so we don't create more wastes of resources like you, now back to the Cat in the Hat.
Man I have a negative view of school for a high school English education major, goddamn. I know I'm playing up the negative views for comedic effect but whatever.
Oh I love this comment (I know I never quote comments but fuck it):

Agreed. More sex ed would prevent so many std-related deaths. I think that abstinence (not sure that´s spelled correctly) should be promoted more too. Not just "safe sex".

That's all they promote, idiot. That's half the problem because abstinence doesn't work on a population that has never known self-control or denial. Or at all but we're not really talking about history.
Sometimes I feel like I'm going insane with shit like this. Am I the only one that sees glaring flaws in what entire institutions do?

I think abstinence is promoted to a certain degree. When hormones start flowing, and a boy and a girl are alone, it's sorta hard for abstinence to control their minds.

The response. The response to this:

Reality? They wouldn't listen. What the hell they care about using condoms. They are invincible.

Future policy maker posting here, folks.
SO IF THEY THINK THEY'RE INVINCIBLE AND WON'T USE CONDOMS WHY WOULD THEY LISTEN TO TALK OF ABSTINENCE?

How well do you take criticism? Do you deflect it or take it personally?

I don't deflect it or take it personally. I usually just say "oh thanks that's a good point I'll think about it" and keep on doing what I'm doing. When they're right I'm man enough to admit it and make the change. Usually they're wrong and I don't. What's the big fucking deal?

It depends on which type of criticism is in question. I can handle constructive criticism

Constructive criticism is another word for pointless compliments, as I've learned. When I'm looking for criticism I want criticism. I know what I did well, I want to hear about what I didn't do so well so I can improve it.
That reminds me of all the bullshit posting I've done in my school career. SANDWICH METHOD, PEOPLE. SAY ONE NICE THING, ONE THING THAT NEEDS IMPROVEMENT THEN ANOTHER NICE THING.
I think I'll employ the sandwich method for the sandwich method:
I like the name.
Great, thanks for wasting my time having to read and type more nonsense.
It really helps me evade butthurt (sometimes).
Well that wasn't so hard.

If your pet could talk, what is the first thing s/he would say to you?

She'd probably just whine at me incessantly for treats she doesn't eat.
Hey wait she does that anyway.
Strange.

Are you worried about where technology will lead us? Do you think it's possible that civilization may someday turn away from technology altogether for the betterment of humankind?

>turn away from technology FOR the betterment of mankind
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?
Yeah, man, we were sooo much better off with a simpler technological base. Dying of easily cured diseases really is the sign of a quality life to me. Tools.
Or shit like the Haber process that's used to grow up to a third of the world's food?
Yeah fuck that noise. Surfdom and endless toiling are clearly the path to a better future.

As long as technology exists, people will become more lazy and dependent on it.

I do hate watching people try to operate their technology but the technology itself isn't to blame.

Like "why send him a letter when I can text him?".

... Legitimate question, actually. Why would you want to do something that takes more effort and ten times as long to get a response when you can literally just text him and get a response in thirty seconds for the same result?
That's not lazy that's just using what you have to achieve a goal you want.
Also you don't need a period when you have a question mark.
Christ all mighty, some people.

It'll take miracle for people to turn away from technology in my opinion.

It's like we've adapted to creating shit to aid our work.
Hey wait--

If you could choose which fashions would go out of style permanently, what would you choose, and why?

Jeans or tights and skirts.
PART OF THE ALLURE IS THINKING MAYBE A STRONG GUST OF WIND WILL COME ALONG AND I'LL GET A PEEK. NO HOPE NOW.
His response is skinny jeans which proves he's more of a fag than I thought.

The eighties were known as the Me decade. The nineties have been called the Electronic age. So far, what would you label this decade?

The Shit decade.

I had been like a gentle lamb led to the slaughter; I did not realize that they had plotted against me, saying, "Let us destroy the tree and its fruit; let us cut him off from the land of the living, that his name be remembered no more."
-Jeremiah 11:19

Fuck yeah Jeremiah. Throwing down now, motherfucker.

Is this a quote from the Bible? I only say that because of the 11:19.

JEREMIAH 11:19. MAYBE IT'S FROM THE BIBLE.

If humanity were to become extinct, do you think another animal species would evolve to take our place?

Hard to say because evolution isn't deterministic. It'd have to be another creature strongly similar to us, though. Probably monkeys again or perhaps marsupials.
I mean life existed perfectly well for far longer without species like us than it has with us, so it might never happen again.

I think dogs will probably evolve and take our place. It seems as though dogs have a humanlike mind and are far superior than us in physicality,

Define "superior", asshole. I haven't seen a dog work a keyboard. When you have your jaws to grip things and nothing else you've kind of limited yourself. Evolution doesn't select the traits based off what you deem to be good.

As long as they DONT follow our selfish ignorant ways they would be alright.

We're one of like five species to be found on every single continent in strong numbers. I'd say we've done all right for ourselves.
Only species to go into space, too.

Could you spend the rest of your life with someone who had horrific taste in music?

Considering I make it a sport to goof on music yes I could.
Speaking of, have you heard Like a G6? What a shitty song, holy fuck.

If your best friend and/or romantic partner read all of your email for the last month (or longer), how would it impact your relationship(s) and why?

Well lately these Chinese dudes have been trying to scam my World of Warcraft password from about three years back (for some reason) so I guess if whoever is reading my email fell for that I might be in some trouble but otherwise no, no impact.

If a loved one got diagnosed with a painful, terminal illness and asked you to help them terminate their life before they deteriorated, would you do it?

NO REGRETS.

When something is troubling you, where do you usually turn?

The Good Book. The Warhammer 40,000 Third Edition rulebook.

Do you think society puts too much pressure on people to be in relationships and/or have children?

Well there is this bizarre phenomenon I've noticed where society tells men to be sexually promiscuous and women sexually repressed which I suspect might cause some sort of relationship turmoil on a societal scale but otherwise no, don't give a shit.
And I'm up to his first entry where he tells me rather humorously his journal is "friends only". What were the fifteen million entries I just read then, asshole?

Pussies. Pussies everywhere.

So fuuuuck the internet today. It's time to drop anchor and raise the sails, because WELCOME TO SUMMER TIME. SCHOOL'S OUT, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Bird's are singing, dogs are barking, cars are driving and cunts are whining.

I used to rely on the scales to dictate whether or not I was going to have a good day. It’s the sickness that plague the vain and overly self-conscious people of our society.

I'm always so amazed fat people can throw this back at society. WHY DOES SOCIETY SAY I HAVE TO BE SKINNY I'M BIG AND BEAUTIFUL. ;_;
Isn't over half the population of this fine sinking nation obese? I guess this is like when Christfags cry persecution despite being over 80% of the population. Back in the day my people fed your people to lions and now you're crying because you can't pray in schools.
My my how times change.

When you deprive yourself too much of life’s goodness (a.k.a. great tasting but most often bad-for-the-waistline food) just so you can fit in to the latest fashion trend particularly made for the skinny, then obviously you’re doing it wrong!

Oh wait I seem to remember something about this what was i--

The name you citizens gave me was Ciacco;
and for the damning sin of gluttony,
as you can see, I languish in the rain.

And I, a wretched soul, am not alone,
for all of these have this same penalty
for this same sin." And he said nothing more.

That penalty is to eat filth while a giant three-headed worm gnaws on you.
It's a good book you people should really check it out sometime.

And if you think that once you achieve that ideal body, or look, you have in mind, that you’ll finally be happy, then you’re wrong once again.

Not necessarily. "I wish to not be a fat slob" and then they achieve that goal. There's every reason to feel good about yourself at that point.

Because if that’s the kind of mindset you follow, then you should know that this battle doesn’t stop once results are achieved because you’ll always want to go for more and always wish to look better than the previous ‘better’ you had in mind.

Oh boy isn't that convenient. YOU'LL NEVER ACHIEVE YOUR GOAL ANYWAY MIGHT AS WELL STUFF YOUR FACE ALL DAY ERRDAY.
LAZINESS.
Sloth, gluttony, gloominess-- YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL.

I want to feel God so greatly again. I want to see Him transform my heart and my attitude towards everything that has happened and will happen.

The Lord moves at his own pace, heretic. Not yours.
I guess my problem with most Christfags is I am 500% more awesome as a Christfag than they are and I'm not even serious about it. You people really need to look at your own theology again.

I want Him to make me beautiful in His eyes, and I want to see His glory to shine through every part of my life.

What is that line from the Bible? "Your good works are as filthy rags, ye workers of iniquity" something. I think there's another line: "be saved, filthy as thou art" although on second thought that might be Warhammer.

Thank You for declaring me a new creature in Christ Jesus. :)

Is it Jesus Christ or Christ Jesus? No one can seem to agree on this simple issue. Of course "Christ" is just a title (and not his last name like so many people seem to think).
Herp derp she's trying to lose weight and quit smoking at the same time.
WHY DO I KEEP FAILING ON ALL MY GOALS? ;_;

I bought two Audrey Hepburn DVDs today! Funny Face (1957 - with Fred Astaire) and Paris When It Sizzles (1964 - with William Holden) :D

Paris When It Sizzles.
Also known as "we had bunch of aborted scripts what should we do with them?"
"How about we put them all together in some sort of movie where a guy is dictating to a secretary?"
"SOUNDS GOOD TO ME!"
Fuck that movie.
Here's her "20 best movies of January 2010" and one of them is Sabrina.
I have some news for you. That's not from 2010.

If you love someone, ask him for nothing. Don’t hold him from his destiny.

OUR FATES ARE ALL WRITTEN IN THE WARP AND YOURS IS DEATH.

Last weekend, it dawned on me how immature of a Christian I still am. Even though I thought I knew a lot already, my actions often fail to mirror what I know.

You just have to follow the 10 commandments.
What are they, let's see-- thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a man's mind-- uhh. That's the one that really stands out.

I can't remember the last time I actually thought about my brain, or well, my intellect for that matter...

My brain is full of fuck.
So I'm not sure if it's a commandment but it should have been one: thou shalt not use God as your personal self-help guru.
GOD HELP ME LOSE WEIGHT
GOD HELP ME STOP SMOKING
I mean it's one thing to sit here and read some sort of "deep revelations" about religion (boring) and it's quite another to read about your own personal failings as relating to religion (also boring).
I can't even remember the point I was trying to make now.
I know this is totally unrelated but I went to check my mail to see if Square wanted to invite me to their Final Fantasy XIV alpha after being a loyal customer for like 16 years and I see an article about "new research suggests Darth Vader has a mental disorder."
... Did you fuckers watch Star Wars? Christ all mighty.
Really, the guy that tries to take over an entire galaxy by creating a giant space death ray might be a tad on the mental side? I can't wait to read this breakthrough research.
Also he is a fictional character, you realize that, whoever wrote this? I don't think we actually have to fear reproach from the Death Star or anything.
Next thing you'll be telling me Hitler might be deranged.
--Anyways--
I'm off to do other shit. Piss off.

TIME TO CAST THE DICE

Usually I have to refresh for many minutes to find a decent mark, but today I am graced with two at the same time. WHAT TO DO IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS!? In situations like this I leave my fate to Tyche, goddess of luck: LET'S ROLL DICE TO MAKE ARBITRARY LIFE DECISIONS!
Evens are "The Doom and the Gloom" and odds are "Zayda's Journal".
BEHOLD! "The Doom and the Gloom, is not to be found with KittyMadCow" (but comma splices are, apparently).
And glory to She who keeps me from having to think about my options.
First thing I'm debating with myself: is that a comma splice? Usually commas can only splice two independent clauses and "The Doom and the Gloom" has no predicate, but since the title of something is taken as a thought unto itself I think it should count. If it isn't a splice it's definitely not needed so she's WRONG in conclusion. Also fuck you.
Her first entry (that I observe) opens with "poetry dont read into it" which is coincidentally what I do with all poetry. Only instead of "don't read into it" I just omit "into" all together and it's more accurate.
Unless it's epic poetry, of course. Holy shit where else are you going to read about Orlando going crazy and cutting guys and horses in half with one swipe of his sword?

sat here i see my fingers bleeding holding onto the last scraps on happiness

You, too, know the agony that is the new Space Hulk box set. Seriously, whoever cut that sprue needs to be feeling ashamed of himself right now. Either that or fed to sharks. It's a cape, bro, it doesn't need to be attached in 15 places to the sprue.
Oh I'm sorry, getting off topic. Please, continue.

like the grains of sand i feel the rage and the suffering
burrowing deep into my skin
see the tears rolling down those faces
burning like the hateful words

If by "rage and suffering" you mean "MY CUNTING EXACTO KNIFE" and by "hateful words" you mean "SON OF A FUCK" then yeah, this is still Space Hulk.
Skipping a stanza:

forget that news, this world is suffering
people are dieing, we kill ourselves one by one
because we just cant stand
the terror and the suffering,
we just cant stop

>dieing
I saw a title of a song that was something-or-other "dieing" needless to say I was raging. Then I saw it was by "Brokencyde" and I chuckled to myself. Either they are the biggest hacks ever or the world's greatest trolls.
Also this could totally be about Space Hulk if it were less emo and more about PURGING XENOS. It's all there on the box: "MAN VERSUS ALIEN IN A DESPERATE BATTLE"

I question who I am so you don't know me, I am a nobody because you are everything

So speaking of cunty things that remind me of totally awesome things: anyone remember that weird disembodied voice that would respond to a sorcerer's calls in Shadow Skill?
OF COURSE YOU DON'T I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT BOUGHT SHADOW SKILL THANKS A LOT ASSHOLES NOW WE'LL NEVER GET A SEQUEL :C

ok, quck list of things to write about....
going onto the forum to find out i had abusive vm left on my wall
not being able to find pet DOB for guyguy and loggy
talking to guyguy cheered me up again a bit ahaha....

What.

wow i so am too tired to write about half of that, most of it is self explained anyways....

What.
By the by: English has a set word order you kind of have to follow if you plan on making sense. Or no, excuse me: set word order English has must you follow sense if you plan to make it.
Dipshit.

ok back to ranting about mum, for readers referance im only caling her mum her cuz of my name policy where i can help it...

Yes, her "name" policy wherein people she knows must be called something. Those words are crafty that way, they are.

anyways, all mum ever was is a source fo money,

Aww that's sweet.

• Music:Linkin Park

:3

so starting off... guy withdrawals... lol... i think anyone with half a brain cell can tell in this entry why im bummed out... not getting to talk today sucked :(

Anyone with half a brain cell would have lost it by now READING THIS SHIT :c

being my usual self I asked him why he puts up with me, and his answer was.... you're funny...

Bwaha 0_o

Funny looking, maybe.
Shit got her. Done.

I’m in one of those moods where I want to listen to the heaviest music I listen to, the answer, Rammstein…

YEAH GOTTA LISTEN TO SOME DIPSHIT GERMAN HEAVY METAL, MOTHERFUCKER. HARDCORE, SON. DAUGHTER. WHATEVER.

Wait, hold up. Asked out?!?!? Ahaha and here I was thinking no one wanted to go out with me… hehe so yea,

BACK THE FUCK UP, PILLOWBITERS. ASKED OUT? YOU BETTER FUCKING BELIEVE THAT HOT PIECE OF TAIL GOT ASKED THE FUCK OUT. SHE WAS SO ASKED OUT HER MOTHER GOT A TEXT ABOUT IT WHILE SHE WAS GIVING BIRTH TO HER.
Whenever someone tells me to HOLD UP or BACK UP I immediately start reading whatever they just wrote in the most extreme voice imaginable.

I’m sat listening to The Fray at the moment, have been for the last hour, listened to The Foo Fighters for most of the day, watched the tropical like rain come down…

Wow my brain almost grammatically exploded. "I am sat".

Just had the craziest conversation ever… why do I pick up people’s auras… well who knows, but yeah, it was interesting, not actually going to write about it at the moment, maybe later on in this entry or another day but yeah…

Here's how to properly interpret what she just wrote: "I have nothing to say so I'm going to waste more of your time by yammering on about nothing like a fucking mental patient."
All right listen to me, kittymadcow. I have never in my fucking life read someone who has written so much and yet said so little. That's a lie, actually (hi Lois Tyson, writer of my "critical theory" textbook) but it still applies to you: say what you mean and stop writing. I don't need to read through all your dipshit posturing and nonsense.
Pud.

SUNDAY UPDATE TOO?

Why not. Today is typical self-centered cunt posting about typical nonsense no one cares about.
Read this with your eyes.

grampa died around 8oclock this morning. well. saturday morning. because now it's 4am on sunday morning ... so i've been up for..... 20 hours. with three hours of sleep before that.
i'm dealing with this okay, only for the simple fact that he made the decision for himself to stop going to dialysis. at first i thought it was selfish on his part..

Ha, ha what? He made a decision not to go through a painful process that would likely only extend his life a couple of months (not to mention all his bought months would be in supreme discomfort) and somehow he's selfish? No, stupid, you're selfish for wanting him to bend to your will because it'd make you more comfortable.

but then i realized that was selfish on my part. i just wanted him here because that's what was easiest for me.. that's what would've made me the happiest.

Well you aren't all stupid.

for as stressed as i am about failing that psychology test tomorrow, i'm really calm and relaxed. thank god for yoga.. that's all i have to say.

So... So instead of studying for your psychology test you went to yoga to allay your fears of failing? Awesome.

I can't take this anymore.
I fucking hate myself. I really don't know what else to say. Marissa, Paul and Waltos are all going to the woodlands tonight which is a dance club where all the skinny girls get the guys as usual. I'm not going there to embarrass myself and get made fun of.
Marissa says I need to get over myself, get some confidence.. etc. I wish I could. I really do. But I KNOW that if I throw myself out there, and get rejected, whatever tiny bit of self confidence I DO have, will be shattered instantly. To that, Marissa says ''just be like me, I've been rejected, do what I do... I don't care about anything" .... Yeah. right. I wish.
I hate myself.
I really really do.

I thought yoga made you "really" calm? Apparently only about things you should have been doing instead of side nonsense you don't really need to be doing in the first place. How about channeling some of that self doubt into studying for your fucking psychology test?

I need to be skinny. then maybe guys will pay attention to me. I'm real low on the self-esteem thing tonight.

All guys love needy, clingy psychological messes.

i'm let down and kinda jealous. i just want to be noticed and i want someone to realize that i actually am a pretty awesome girl despite being fat fat fat.

I don't know. From what I've seen and heard of you, you possess no redeeming qualities.

after i had sex with luke in may (may 14) i got my period may 19-22.. june 12-16.. july 8-12 ... july 30 - august 1st and then august 23-26. but in august i know both of them were just little spotty things. in may june and july though it was full force disgusting blood. i don't know what to do. i'm scared. but i can't be el prego, i have no other signs. i don't pee extra, i don't have body aches/head aches/ morning sickness.

So you've had three periods with no other signs of pregnancy and you're concerned you're pregnant? If you are, it'd be one for the medical books.
Also you might want to look into a condom next time. Whatever the (menial) price is it'd be worth it to not worry for three months. Shit let's go crazy and say they're five entire dollars. You worried through the months of May, June, July and August (four months, my mistake). That's 123 days. So assuming that rubber bought you a worry-free day, that's 24 cents a month. .79 cents a day. Of course in reality the cost is so little breaking it down into such terms would be relatively meaningless, so my point stands doubly.

ugh, i'm going to go read psychology.

Finally. Maybe if you did that instead of having unprotected sex with Luke and worrying about pregnancy you wouldn't be failing psychology. It's probably psychology 101 too, which is fucking easy mode. If you fail psychology 101, quit college.

he is the weakest strong person that i've ever met in my entire life. and i can't just sit here and let him get hurt again.

Weakest strong person. What the fuck does that mean? Is it like comparing a Champion of Khorne to a regular space marine? Sure a space marine is a fucking strength 4 monster but compared to a strength 4 (5 maybe goddamn I don't know Chaos that well) monster with potentially 18 power weapon attacks suddenly your regular space marine is looking like a little girl?

i am so fucking protective of him. i know how bad he hurts when he does, even though he'll never EVER admit it. he doesn't have to say it. i just know.

Goddamn I hate people like you, treating friends like brothers and sisters. You are not their keeper, and acting like it comes off as condescending.
That's the fucked up thing, too. You could come off totally fucking awesome if you weren't such a... Such a... TITTY MONSTER.
You've experienced first hand how fucking dumb guys are when it comes to girls. You should warn them and then when they don't heed your warnings you could come off like Athena does from the Odyssey. Which if you don't know go read it goddamn I'm not here to teach you.
Or maybe you'd be like Circe. Definitely not Penelope, at any rate.
Not that there's anything wrong with Penelope, she just isn't a goddess or a sorceress and therefore anything she does can't be as cool.
This is getting a bit tangential, isn't it?

I really don't understand why I let people treat me like shit time and time again. Why do I throw myself, heart and soul, into situations where I KNOW the feelings won't be reciprocated?

Somehow the term "titty monster" feels appropriate again.

I'm the person everyone can come to with whatever is bothering them whenever it so happens to be. But where do I go when I need someone to talk to?

Ah, this old paradigm. I think there's a name for this (I learned it in psychology. Maybe you should be reading for that test?) what was it...
Ah fuck it. At any rate, you've set yourself up as the victim here. You think yourself so wise and learned and no one can possibly relate to you. It's a lonely existence for you, but you bear it because THE WORLD COULDN'T EXIST WITHOUT YOUR GIFTS.

But I find myself asking "Why am I trying to make everyone else happy?"
The answer to that is: "Because it's all I've ever known"

Wow you're annoying. Most people aren't looking for you to fix their life, because by their own admission (most likely) there's nothing to fix. Indeed, I've read the accounts of your friends and I see similar parallels to people I've known. What did I do? I assured them that if they needed someone to talk to I'd listen (operative word there, listen. I suggest trying it sometime) and when that time came (and it always did) I listened. When they finished, if they asked for my opinion (hasn't happened, least that I can recall) I offered it. If it wasn't asked, it wasn't offered. Usually simply by sharing this they felt better and got a direction on their problems. Usually when they're willing to admit any of this to me it's on the path towards correction in the first place.
So in that way I helped them without coming of as a... A... TITTY MONSTER like you do.
That's it. Also I figured out why almost all my posts are major too long, didn't read (besides the obvious I like to hear myself talk): I have to not only copy other peoples' too long, didn't read post, but then add my own, so that makes double too long.

In the Spirit of Ecumenism

Hope everyone has their vocabulary hats on.
In the Spirit of Ecumenism is today's blog.
Ecumenism? Yeah. It means anything relating to all churches of one particular religion. So, all Christian churches, all Jewish Synagogues, etc.
I told myself during the last religious blog review, like the last anorexic blog, that I'd never do another one of these fuckers again.
But this one is so over the top bad. I mean look at it. The avatar is a Precious Moments cartoon.
PRECIOUS MOMENTS, GUYS. HOW CAN I PASS THIS UP?

The Blood Drive was good :) Just about everyone played their part in ensuring that the event went smoothly. God did the rest! Grin.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

I thank my gay partner for the logistical support, and geraldine for persevering despite the fact that she was on night duty the day before.

That's kind of surprising. I mean I'm sure gays are just as likely to be illogical as anyone else, but he seems kind of-- what's the term-- overly religious. I was expecting a "THE BIBLE SAYS IT'S UNCLEAN SO IT MUST BE TRUE" rhetoric running through this.

Decided to take some time off to relax and all, so I turned on my PS3 and began hammering Resistance: Fall of Man.

Hey, hey, what's a PS3 have in common with a DVD player?
No games.

I realized something while I was playing then, and it wasn't the first time that such an occurrence happened. Every time I play any computer game these days, I will constantly experience this probing from God that makes me feel uneasy. It is as though He is trying to tell me that my time can be better spent elsewhere. For instance, spending quiet moments with Him.

Need to reflect.

So God wants you to stop watching Talladega Nights on your PS-Triple and spend time sitting there like a lemon? If that were my god, I'd be looking for a new deity posthaste.

To "just love." Easier said than done. But nevertheless, I will try and try and try and try. Not with my own strength, but with the strength of Jesus and with the help of the Holy Spirit.

Maybe if you actually tried instead of just sitting around waiting for a dead guy to do it for you it'd get done.

Do not judge a person by his appearance; judge him neither by his character. Do not judge. Just love.

Ha, ha, ha what hypocrisy. You judge constantly. Nothing wrong with it-- it's a defensive mechanism. If a fidgety fuck tapped on your car window while you were sitting at a stop light with an axe handle and asked for a ride, would you let him in?

You guide me in everything I do Lord, but why are you silent when it comes to relationships?

Perhaps it's time you embraced a new deity. I hear Mithras is having a deal-- CONVERT NOW, FREE SPOUSE WITH CONVERSION! Also he has reasonable contracts.

This random question popped to mind when I was in camp today: "What can a person do for you that would make you really really happy?"

I've been asking myself this question over and over again, but honestly, I can't think of any answer. Weird me. Haha. I wonder what other people would say?

I'd say I make my own happiness.

But I believe that God has a reason for everything, including what awaits us.

Including all those still borns and amputees? What purpose could he have for horribly crippling some people and not others?

Bingo. Right on target. Doing what God asks of me, without needing to understand why. A step of faith.

God's telling me he wants you to give me all your money.
It's okay you don't need to know why, since faith will guide you.

Sigh... sad news.

That's the whole post. Maybe you should have gone on instead of your typical ramblings about Jesus and how he's telling you to put your penis in the salad bar at Pizza Hut.
Now he lists his (?) blessings from today. Let's go through them and see who we should be praising.

1. The bus stop has seats that don't creak.

Thank you whoever serviced the bus.

2. The bus stop is clean and free from vermin and litter.

Thank you, ye who cleans yon bus stop.

3. The bus stop is lit!
4. The roads are brightly and evenly lit!
5. Traffic lights work just fine.

PRAISE BE TO ELECTRICITY!
This goes on so I'm skipping.

12. I have money to pay for my bus trip.

GLORY TO YOURSELF, HE WHO EARNS THE MONEY.

I choose to leave the theological stuff for God to settle. You never know, maybe He purposely didn't give us enough wisdom to fully comprehend the scriptures because He wanted us to learn how to place our differences aside, and learn to work with each other DESPITE THE FACT THAT THERE ARE QUESTIONS LINGERING AT THE BACK OF OUR MINDS.

Yeah that must be the reason none of this makes sense. That has to be it!
Oh you religious types always interest me. What possesses people to post like this? I know plenty of people who believe in some sort of deity but none of them talk like this. Is it genuine fear that if even one thought deviates from their chosen deity something bad will happen?
Seems a tad obsessive, don't you think? I'm sure if there is a God (I don't think there is but let's assume for sake of conversation) he would want you, his creation, to be happy. Therefore go on and watch Talladega Nights on your PS-Triple. After all, if he didn't want you to have it, he would not have provided it for you, right? By your own logic he's guiding literally every detail of your life. Maybe you're a video game to him. That has to be it! Try to stay interesting so he won't delete all the doors and the toilets from your house just to watch the tears roll down your cheeks.
Okay that's it no more religious blogs. Can't stand another SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED TO ME JESUS MUST BE TEACHING ME A LESSON noonsense post.

How I Choose Blogs

Recently I've been inundated with literally three questions about how I find blogs to review.
So let's take a break from usual review nonsense and take a gander at how I continue to bring the content three times a week for going on two entire months.
Basically my first decision comes in the form of LiveJournal or DeadJournal. Naturally any blog with its own domain is going to be too quality to deal with, because whoever writes that site considers their content good enough to actually pay money for a domain to host it and shit.
Blogspot, my own hosting place, makes it too difficult to find shit. That's probably why only pretentious twats post there.
So LiveJournal or DeadJournal. Usually it's whatever key my cheetoh-encrusted hand finds first that determines where I go, but sometimes I might feel like a particular flavor of blog. Do I want angsty preppy girls worrying about the fifteenth dick they sucked that day giving them an STD, or do I turn to whiny, poorly written poetry? If it's the former, LiveJournal. Latter is DeadJournal.
Today for no reason in particular I picked LiveJournal.
Finding a blog is as easy as clicking on the life or culture section. So let's do that~
Immediately you might see why I like LiveJournal. Previews provided from the most recent updates. No need to click to see if it's shit, and I know the content has recently been updated.
First indicator I look for is the avatar. If it's some sugary anime girl (or boy) or some kind of furry avatar, or one of those "lolironic" black blocks with white words proclaiming that they are indeed the biggest bitch in the neighborhood then I start reading in a bit.
Next indicator is title. If it says something like "today was good at work" I usually skip it, because that most likely won't be interesting.
So here's one entitled "im a thief". That's usually worth checking. Any admission of a crime is often an indicator of other problems, and therefore drama, and therefore profit.
But it isn't. Just another one of those "someone posted a list of personal questions that I will now answer in detail because I love talking about myself."
But that's okay. Just refresh again until something turns up.
Here might be a good one. Artsy avatar, entry is entitled this:

My head is full of sky and my boots are full of ocean..

and the entry opens with bitching.
So now I read the entire first entry.
Hmm. Not overly interesting, but it does have an overtone of cunt (note how she demands something from the audience, in this case to give her ideas. Not always, but is usually, an indicator of a total douche).
So now I find the "recent entries" button, which isn't always as easy as you might think.
Ah, found it. Labeled as "What I write..." another good indicator, because usually only cunts and douches change the default names.
Ah this is one of those blogs. When I feel like I'M ON FIYA I might write about this one, but as it is it's too boring with random douchebag sentences.
Take this one for instance:

Money is stupid and imprisoning us to materialistic society.

Why do people say shit like that? Do they even think about what they say? DUR DUR MATERIALISM IS BAD. Guess what, idiot? Materialism drives the economy, and all those fine products like computers and vaccinations and the 1st world standard of living you enjoy came about because of it. Don't want any materialism? Fine. Go the fuck out into the wilderness and craft everything you need by hand. There's a non-materialistic society.
Now had you said capitalist society, fine. At that point it comes down to personal philosophy, or had you said we're overly materialistic, again fine. But to just shout this shit out like it makes any goddamn sense at all-- stop.
Of course getting that far took four entries, with no guarantee there are any more like that. Of course logic might dictate that there was already one, and the mood is set so there will be more, but oddly I find that is not usually the case. Usually it's one sentence like that then more boredom.
Yeah this goes on and on about nothing. The problem here is as I suspected. Yeah, it's bad. Yeah, she's a cunt, but it's such a non-issue. Genericunt, I call it.
But that's okay. Just go back and keep trolling for one.
Here's one entitled "The American Dream?" almost guaranteeing ignorant opinions.
So far it's promising:

Consumption--no not the disease tiburculosis

Do you mean tuberculosis?
Tiberculosis. I guess it came from the Tiber river, huh? Classically given by Tiberinus, god of the river?

So, it's official, I am now a card carrying member of the Libertarian party. It's fun to know that i've now got license to babble on all day about how the other 2 parties are stupid and mine is the best because we just are.

Anyways, Libertarian candidate for president is Bob Barr, from Georgia. Check him out and research my party's platform, because we the best!

Entry is entitled "Whateva! I do what I want!" which is a sentiment I can relate to, but to me signing up for an alternative prepackaged idealogy instead of actually forming your own thoughts isn't exactly doing what you want. Maybe he really does believe everything the Libertarians preach. Psychotic.
At this point I have two comments about four posts, so that's a pretty good rate. Basically I always look to see how many posts I have (or could) make a comment about. If the rate is higher than, say, ~50%, I usually run with it. Typically I'll still go back and check through again to make sure something better hasn't come along (happens often) before returning and finishing off the entry.
I'm a quick typer and the thoughts come to me easily so I usually only have one draft. Sometimes, if I have nothing else to do, I'll check through it and fix a few sentences, but usually it's a one shot affair.
I've noticed, and maybe others have, that a majority (about 80% when I last calculated) are critiques (or mean comments, whatever) of women's blogs. As near as I can tell this is because most people who keep blogs are, in fact, women, and not any sort of commentary of women's blogs.
Although I do notice men tend to gloss over the interesting tidbits, whereas girls will treat a blog as more like a dialog with a friend, and therefore will spill everything.
Gender is not a determining factor because, as I've often said, I can't tell gender.
The page layout is often a consideration in my decision. I've passed on really, really awful blogs because the text was white on a background that was partially white, necessitating highlighting to read. I get headaches easy, so that's usually a deal breaker.
So if you really, really don't want me reviewing your blog, change your background to some complicated picture or something partially the same color as your font.