Get my gun.

THERE IS BUSINESS AFOOT.

Do you collect anything? If so, what do you collect, and what made you start your collection?

VIDYA GAYMS

Thinking about it, I ahve more collections that I though! ^^;

My main collection is Pokedolls (ultra-adorable Pokemon plush) - I've been collecting them for around 3 years now and have quite a lot - I love them so much!~

My other collections are Nintendo consoles/games (JUst got my virtual boy, which was a big want for many years),

>want
>Virtua Boy
ARE YOU CRAZY?
"Yes, I'd like a migraine headache in goggle form with 13 games"

Eeee - Global Link! :D
... so excited - taking Whimsicott in with me! :D Need to add friends though!~ Anyone want to swap details? <3

:|
So Global Link is where you can trade Pokemon with idiot 13 year olds. Also go on cute walks in parks if you're stupid. Or a girl.
Coincidentally the part you'd care about, the battling, is handled through friend codes and the Pokemon Center, making the Global Link entirely superfluous.

Waking up to news of new Pokedolls = best way to start the weekend! I just ordered a set from the lovely Sunyshore - I need to cuddle Whimsicott right now.,. xD XD

So excited!!

Whimsicott makes a great lead.
Fastest subseeder in the game because it gets priority on non-attack moves~

Mini rant time....It's awesome that the Black and White anime has started in the west, but seriously - how can you mess up an opening that badly；＿＿＿；Grrrrrr

*mini upset over*

>Pokemon
>anime
You know what bullshit?
How did Ash beat Brock with a Pikachu?
Geodude is immune to electric attacks. There's no way Pikachu could win.

I'm so excited!! I can't decide how to do my collection post of all my dolls when she arrives- do I photograph them in types, generations, or the they were made? :S

In order, idiot.
Bulbasaur to Genosect.
Or Victini to Genosect because there's a #000 Pokemon now. Thank you for this, Nintendo.

I went to Pokecen on the last day of our honeymoon, where I'd saved my last 3300 yen to buy the new year bag -

OH MY GOD YOU'RE MARRIED?
REALLY?

A quick report from Japan! (We're on our honeymoon after our better-than-perfect wedding last weekend ^_^)


We just got back from Gin's (we had such an awesome time - thank you so much denkimouse *hugs lots* - I really wish we could see her more <3) - Cookies and movies and fun! :D

Denkimouse, get it? Because denki means electricity?
Oh man.

When she said that friends online were asking after us and wishing us congratuations it made us really happy - so I wanted to say a big thank you to everyone who has thought of us recently!

Oh much do you think she weighs?
I'll be back with my guess.

Yesterday, I got married! :)People say that your wedding is the happiest day of your life - and certainly of mine so far - I couldn't agree more!

Is this like a pretend wedding in a play house or are you serious?
Oh here's her thoughts on Pokemon Black and White.
This should be good.

So far I'm loving it! With my limited kana knowledge I'm managing to understand plenty, and making progress :) I'm on my way to the second gym now and building up my team ^_^

C-link is amazing! We have it running all the time, so Andy and I can send messages and trade monsters on the fly - it's an amazing new feature :)

All right that's fair I guess.
That was pretty much my first reaction.
Sans the "limited knowledge of kana"
also sans the smilies.
So pretty much nothing like my first reaction, huh.

Today we managed to get hold of a shiny Raikou Pokedoll!

Isn't shiny Raikou slightly more orange than yellow?
He's like the second lamest shiny ever.
The lamest being Garchomp which is literally indistinguishable from the regular version to a human eye.
If you're really dedicated and bothered to look up the sprite colors they are actually different according to a hex editor but there's no way you could tell.
The best shiny ever is Gardevoir. She turns a cool turquoise color.
See I did the hipster thing and didn't pick the popular black Charizard.

Not so good - worrying seems to be worse than ever, and I've caught my old OCDs creeping back too :(

Hahahaha oh wow.

Looks like Celebi wasn't the only reissue dolls today - Pachirisu and Eevee also got a reissue and a cute blue tag!

Pachirisu.
Holy shit, people think about Pachirisu?
I guess we really do ride with different Pokemans groups.
I guess he's like top stuffed animal but I don't even think I've heard of someone using him in game even as a joke.

On Tuesday, after work, I felt really I'll - the worst headache I've ever had together with feeling really sick :( By the end of the evening I was feeling better.

I guess it is hard to use a gay squirrel when you're battling bugs made out of steel and the most popular offensive move is earthquake.
At least I think it's earthquake.
I dunno in 4th gen earthquake, stone edge and close combat seemed to get about equal usage.
Although my favorite was shadow ball.

I feel so stupid - I broke down in tears in a shop changing room today :( I've put on so much weight, and I'm so unhappy with it that I can;t even look in the mirror in the changing room any more ;__; I've been working so hard to lose weight, but it's not working - the implant probably doesn't help - but I just feel so crappy about it :(

Oh I was totally going to guess she weighed 800 pounds.
Serious.

I'm feeling kinda detached from Pokemon Collectors recently, which makes me sad. It sounds silly, but I used to feel a lot more included and feel like I've done something wrong.

Oh God.

I love the community - I've got very few friends irl, and felt lime I'd made some good friends on te comm - however I feel like I've been a bad feeling and haven't had enough time for people due to work and Andy's depression being a big worry.

...
Sorry I'm suddenly very distracted by a comment someone else made and their avatar appears to be a picture of Kefka from Final Fantasy 6 with a heart above it.
Yes, because the man so corrupted by evil magic experiments he turns into the Final Fantasy equivalent of the Joker and poisons an entire city and then proceeds to DESTROY THE ENTIRE PLANET is really capable of giving and receiving love.
What the fuck.
AnywayS I'm rapidly losing interest in this so I'm going to go do something else now.

Writer's Block, Writer's Block

Playing some Pokemon Online. I am currently ranked 33rd in the world on this fuck for 4th gen overused.
Awww my opponent forfeited. You still had four entire Pokemon, man! You could have pulled a stunning victory!
I mean you did let me set up two layers of toxic spikes and a DD up on my Gyarados but otherwise you weren't doing too bad.
Also I saw your discharge on your Lanturn coming from like 5 turns away but whatever.
Good show, good show.
That's always such a bullshit move to even try. "Gee that thing that's 4x weak to electricity, I'm going to try to hit it with electricity!" like I'm not already anticipating that possibility.
If I were smart I'd probably substitute something in my team for a ground type-- or an Electivire, hrm.
Oh right, this shit.
Actually come to think of it he probably raged when I switched into Blissey and he realized I had a stall team.
Best way to defeat an opponent is mentally~

Do you find holiday gift-giving more pleasurable or onerous?

Pleasurable because the stores have trained me to equate love with buying stuff.

I love giving gifts, especially when I see how happy that person is because of the gift I give them. That being said, I find gift giving more onerous than pleasurable.

I am terrible at thinking what my family wants for the holidays. They are horrible to shop for and when I ask for hints I get little to no response from them.

MONEY FOR EVERYONE, THEN~
Now here's an entry called Thanksgiving Prep. Mood: pessimistic. Music: Kesha.
I have a good feeling.

So once again I don't think I can properly respond to the writer's block question. Simply because my family doesn't have any traditions associated with Thanksgiving.

Let me respond to the writer's block without responding directly to the writer's block about how I don't have a response for the writer's block.
Have I ever seen an entry this pointless?

How many brothers and sisters would you choose to have, and why?

Mood: thoughtful
Music: Katy Perry
You sure do have great musical taste.

This is definitely an odd question, in fact it's so odd that I had to read it twice before I got what it was asking for.

Yeah that one line complex sentence sure is, well, complex. It's barely even a complex sentence, really. "And why" barely qualifies as another clause.
Although hold on, let's break this down--
on second thought let's not.

If you could conjure an animal spirit protector, which animal would you choose, and why?

Oh God fuck this question. No one seemed to understand this question and got hung up on the logistics of it. "How can I even summon a spirit protector?" "Can I pick a mythological creature?"
Here, let me solve this fuck for you idiots:
lion.
There.

This is like that "if you could be an animal" question. Now I could go two ways with this question, one if you don't exclude the mythical animals I would like a dragon spirit protector.

See? No one can just give a straight goddamn answer.
I like how she qualifies it. "Now I could go two ways--" yeah, you certainly could. You could go any way you wanted.

Cause Dragons are awesome and I've adored them since I was little. I'm going with the European version of a dragon rather than an Asian version. Because they seem bigger and breathe FIRE!!!!

... So do the Asian ones, what?
Also not all European dragons breathe fire. What about that one from Beowulf?
He didn't-- did he?

Do you believe that violence in media promotes violence in real life? Does media reflect cultural values or can it actively reshape them?

No, yes and no.
A lot of people like to get this backwards and say "no, yes and yes" or if you're really stupid "yes, yes and yes".

I think that it is a mix of both. I think it's entirely possible to become desensitized to violent acts by being overly exposed to something. You see people getting harmed on TV for entertainment's sake and soon it doesn't register with you and soon your shrugging of news reports of violence.
I would love to meet the person that is actively horrified by news reports.

"Oh no, a person I've never met and indeed will never know has been killed! THE HUMANITY!" Most people just don't give that much of a shit about people not themselves. Most people would gladly lie, though, to seem more humane than they actually are.

It can help to reshape them as well, by introducing new concepts to millions of viewers. Slowly but surely people's opinions can be changed by what they see on TV.

But that entire statement is so redundant it's stupid. The media is just the way people communicate with each other so you might as well be saying "do you think people can influence other people?" the actual media, that is, the machinery used to create it can't do anything without people working it.
Why do people treat the media like it's some alien entity not of this planet? It's just other jackasses like you running the cameras and writing the newspapers and shit.

What's your favorite thing to do on long car rides?

Mood: calm
Music: Only Girl in the World
I'm ashamed to know that song is by Rihanna.
I'm so glad she's updating me on her mood and what music she's listening to. Maybe I'll start doing it too.
Mood: frustrated at bullshit
Music: MOTHERFUCKIN' BILLY IDOL

Nothing beats a good book. I can just lose myself in the story and completely forget where I am and what's going on around me. This is especially good when I go for long car rides with my family.

So how about that FFXIV patch, eh?

Things can get tense some times so it's good to have something to distract me from all the drama. It's even better if I bring along my CD player as well.

I actually can't believe it turned out as well as it did. I mean I know SE promised all this shit but frankly who even believed you could accomplish that much in two months? All the lag is gone, the UI isn't a nested menu nightmare anymore, you can actually level in a timely manner-- no complaints at all, really.
Well there is one thing: they removed the "number of people playing currently" counter (presumably for spin control reasons) and that actually makes it impossible to tell how many people are currently in your area, which makes it hard to discern whether or not you can get a party in any given area.

Which phrase would you choose to replace the ubiquitous "Have a nice day" phrase?

I forget what I even suggested as an alternate. I can't even think of a time where I wished someone to have a nice day. HAVE A NICE DAY AND GOD BLESS HURRRR.

The geek in me is breaking free.... Live long and prosper!" That phrase is so positive and sweet if you truly look at it. Wanting someone to live a long life, hopefully free of sickness and diseases. Also wanting that person to have a relatively comfortable live with out struggle to make ends meet all the time. Your essentially wishing for their good health and monetary comfort.

... It doesn't say any of that shit. Literally all it says is "live a long time and do well." "Prosper" doesn't inherently mean living comfortably. It also doesn't mention struggling. In fact to prosper, especially amongst the stars, I imagine struggling would be a great part of it.
Yeah fuck you stop injecting your pussy bullshit into stuff.

Which songs have been covered better by artists who didn't originally sing them?

Don't You Forget About Me by Billy Idol, motherfucker.

This question is purely conjecture as everyone has different tastes.

As opposed to all of these others which have been purely objective. Putz.
Also "conjecture" implies a guess made at something with (presumably) an objective truth so you're still wrong. The word you were looking for is "subjective".

But I can think of one song that I know of that has been remade that's way better then what I think is the original. I can't help falling in love with you by UB40 is just the best, I truly enjoy listening to that song over and over again.

Oh great that's one of my favorite Elvis songs.

I think it was originally sung by Elvis, I'm not one hundred percent positive. I've heard that version and two others but UB40's is definitely the better one to me.

I think it's sung by Elvis. Whatever. What'd he do for music anyway? Not as much as UB40 for sure.
Who the fuck is UB40? I'm getting angry now.
Here we go.
Wow this is bad.
Dear Livejournal,
Mood: frustrated
Music: UB40's COVER OF A GREAT ELVIS SONG.

Who would you appoint as Earth's ambassador to alien races, and why?

Barack Obama. He's been doing such a bang-up job here on Earth I think he could really understand alien psychology.

This took some thinking and in the end I could not name a specific person.

Actually wait: the obvious answer is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Did you people see Predator?
Well the Predator was invisible for most of the movie (presumably for monetary reasons) but you get what I mean.
Here's a post where she states she responds to the writer's block so often because her life is really boring (no shit).
I miss being able to browse Livejournal normally because now I just have to choose from people who just do the writer's blocks. Not that their answers aren't hilariously misinformed but whatever.

I'm all giddy cause Obama is finally taking office! I love the fact that someone I voted for finally won. I know he's not some miracle worker but hopefully things will start improving under his leadership. Other still bitches about him but they are die hard republican. I still think Other should give him a year or two to prove himself before they start bitching about how bad he is.

So everyone officially has your approval to bitch now?
Am I really back almost a year now? Good grief.
So let's boot up FFXIV, shall we?
Oh no my mind just went totally blank. Cassiopeia Hollow is near-- Bloodshore?
Yes~
Guess I'll solo here because I'm far too high level to party with these plebs.
46 SP at a time is pretty shitty but they die in 10 seconds so I'm not really sure--
Wow that one was really evasive.
Oh right, this.
Uh-- beat it.

LAY IT DOWN.

Well, well, well. By now you should know the routine. There's a shitty blog. I'm going to say mean things about it.
This is a good blog because 80% of the posts are writer's blocks. Seriously, why bother posting if you can't come up with anything?
Oh right, Livejournal.
Anyway, here we go.

Does anyone else have really strong scent memory?

No one but you. Smell is only the sense that pretty much bypasses all sensory organs and goes straight to your brain, so of course most people don't remember smells longer than any other memory.
Wait, no--

I always have... I have a lot of smells that remind me of specific events/places/times (vividly, too).

WOW, YOU'RE SOOOO SPECIAL!
Have you guys ever, like, smelt something and then related it to something going in your life at the time? YES? WELL YOU'RE A LYING SACK OF SHIT.

For example, bug spray/citronella always reminds me of Georgia, as does that "woodsy" smell or the "after rain" smell.

WOOOOOOOOOW! I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW!

I cannot smell the colognes or body sprays that my exes used to wear because it reminds me so strongly of them I start thinking they're like, standing behind me or something.

I can't smell pizza without thinking of VICTORY because I was at Pizza Hut the first time I leveled a Pokemon to level 100.
... That's a true story, too.
Level 100 Blastoise on Pokemon Blue, hell yeah motherfucker.
Speaking of: I finally acquired Pokemon Black and it crashes after I get through the little intro where I'm talked down to like I haven't been playing these games for 12 years. Great.
THIS IS A POKEMON.
Great, thanks professor lady whose name I've forgotten. I had no idea a game called "Pocket Monsters Black" involved creatures called "Pocket Monsters (also known as 'Pokemon')".

For some reason that cold air/wood burning smell makes me think of Christmas too.

For some reason the holiday that takes place during the cold season reminds you of things that happen in cold weather, brilliant.
For some reason, guys, whenever I see a pool I'm reminded of the smell of chlorine. Is that weird?

Today I sprayed myself with this perfume I used to wear a lot about a year/9 months or so ago. BAD idea. It smells like my old job, and it's seriously freaking me out.

So I'm looking at the Pokemon White ROM in a hex editor. I wonder if I can fix this? It's only a couple of thousand lines of hex, surely I can solve this before people who know what they're doing can.

I had a really crazy dream last night.

So lines a0 and b0 are all 0s. I wonder if that's usual?
So are 160 and 170, so I'm guessing this is the way it's supposed to be based off no other reason than there are a lot of lines like this.
Oh, if only I knew to what these referred I'd be able to figure this out.

Okay, so it started as a roadtrip to my Aunt and Uncle's house in GA (a lot of my dreams start this way, it's my favorite place ever). Except instead of being in a car with just my family, there were a LOT of people going on the trip. And somehow it was a car/truck THING, but there was this HUGE bed in the back... For everyone to sleep on?

Ever notice whenever anyone describes a "really weird dream" they had they always sound mentally handicapped?

Is there any book you can read over and over again without ever getting sick of it? Do you discover something new every time you read it?

The three greatest books ever written: The Odyssey, Inferno and The Count of Monte Cristo.

Any of the Harry Potter books.

Also Harry Potter.
And Twilight.

Any of the Chronicles of Narnia books. Any of the Lord of the Rings books. Maybe it's just a fantasy series thing,

Maybe I'm a fan of the fantasy genre given the three things I listed are fantasies.
Idiot.
No but I used to hate The Lord of the Rings and then I kind of softened on it mostly because of Warhammer (lame reason I know) because everyone was on about what a huge inspiration Lord of the Rings was for Warhammer so I decided to check it out.
They're pretty good books, actually. I think most people don't understand what J.R.R. Tolkien was trying to achieve (nothing new there) but they're definitely world's better than, say, Harry Potter.

GO BUY MY HUSBAND'S BOOK, OK??? YAY!

Let's see--
THE COLD TOWER.

Peace. Prosperity. Freedom. After fifty years it ends.

In the world of Scyllia darkness is coming. The evil sorcerer Enlokirim has risen from the grave, seeking revenge against those that destroyed him. He searches for the Triangles of Power: nine magical stones that are individually powerful, but even more dangerous together.

Amras Oronar, an outcast elf warrior, leads a group of adventurers in hope of stopping Enlokirim.

Oh hey, it's that plot to everything ever.
Remember when that guy made that gay Dark Elf ranger named something impossible to pronounce like Drizzt? Yeah, those were good times. Apparently EVERY NERD EVER agrees, Christ all mighty. OUTCAST ELF WARRIOR HAS TO GATHER MAGICAL MACGUFFINS.
Seriously could you come up with a more contrived reason to have an adventure? "Find some shit to stop the world from being destroyed" literally summarizes 99% of fantasy ever. You couldn't come up with a revenge drama or a "getting home" epic like the Odyssey? Something a little classier? No?
Well, no surprise there I guess.

So I'm re-reading Harry Potter, and I'm on the first book, and I was wondering about something that always bothered me. The scene where they fight the troll in the bathroom and Hermione says that Harry and Ron came after her because she went after the troll on her own... WHY? Why does she lie?

Because they're poorly written books? Are you seriously looking for an answer that makes sense outside of that?

I wrote a silly poem at work this week, while contemplating my cup o' pens:

My pens and pencils come and go,
Some are ones I do not know.
Where they come from, I'm unaware,
Perhaps they appear from thin air.
Red and blue and black and green,
Appear and disappear unseen.
What they do, I do not care,
As long as when I reach, they're there.

I wrote a poem too, while contemplating my Pokemon ROM:
Pokemon Black doesn't work on my Acekard,
FUCK.
Should have bought a CycloDS instead.
Thank you, thank you.
Oh, here's a picture of her new haircut. Before I click on it I'm betting she's a hambeast. Anyone wanna take that bet? (Of course not).
WOW WHAT A SURPRISE! A HAMBEAST!
Are you sure you were always a girl?
It's okay if you weren't. I'm an equal opportunity hater.

I don't know if you've all heard, but MTV is trying to do a re-make of Rocky Horror Picture Show. YES YOU HEARD ME RIGHT.

Here is a petition:

So? 96% of movies made this year were remakes or sequels.
I didn't make that statistic up, either.
You see, people make more shit now than ever, so they have to rely on name recognition to sell their product. Hard to compete with the internet, it is.

Also, yes, I am THRILLED that Obama won.

What-- oh, I'm quite a few years back now. Huh. Well two years later and I wonder if you're still thrilled?
Here was my face when I voted for him: :|
here was my face when he won: :|
here's my face now: :\

There are a bunch of idiots on the Dragon Cave forum trying to say that Obama isn't an American citizen.

So get your armor on (it'd have to be a rather cauldron-inspired suit, HO!) and saddle up your horse and take care of the dragons. I mean fuck, there's a place called THE DRAGON CAVE and there are still things alive in there to talk about shit?
Anyway what follows is a political meme (groan) and I don't feel like clicking back anymore so off I go to do something with myself.

Sunny Day Time

Prior to today I felt a deep understanding for the Michael Jackson song "Stranger in Moscow" particularly when he says "sunny days seemed far away" because I, too, knew the sting of having an awesome Sunny Day team in Pokemon planned only to have the core of the team foiled by the harlot that is Heart Gold and Soul Silver.
Well no more, for today I have successfully RNG abused a Growlithe.
Sunny days are here to stay?
Anyway I'm sure Mr. Jackson wasn't referring to Pokemon when he sang this song, but the alternative is far too silly to comprehend. Feeling alienated about accusations of pedophilia? Yeah, I think that would happen.
So here we have today for your delectation The Deep.

I was just contacted by some recruiter looking to hire me on as a CSR manager.

"The pay rate is nine dollars an hour."

Why, if you work the standard 9-5, that's an entire 81 dollars a day!
Do you know how many boxes of Lucky Charms that is?

I said that did not meet my requirements.
"Well," she said in a huffy voice, "what do YOU make per hour ?"

I am independently wealthy and am currently working this secretarial position for chuckles.
So here's some sort of flowchart of nonsense I'm not really sure what that's about--
Oh I think he's a furry.
Good.

I like my work.

I really do.

Like most people who work off of commission in the fandom, I have a day job.
In my case, it is a night job.

Dare I ask what that "night" job is?

I work overnight running a department of Mastercard, and I work primarily with European and Australian banks.
Thrilling, I know.

Oh, okay. Well, certainly not what I was expecting from our fur-suited friend, but all right.

So, for those who are in the know. . .

I got sunburnt rather badly this week. It was not a fun time at all, and it is just now beginning to peel. Bleh.

So speaking of the sun, this reminds me of my Sunny Day team:
I'm going to have a Shiftry lead, right, then a Claydol support for stealth rocks, then motherfucking Arcanine. It's going to be, as the kids say, "the bees knees".

I ended up going counter Kabbalistic in my ordering of the Sephirot, but I think it makes more sense.

But the Sephirot is Kabbalistic--
isn't it? I don't honestly know, come to think of it.
For those of you not versed in "wacky" as myself (meaning you haven't played Xenogears) I shall explain.
In Jewish mysticism there's this thing called "the three of life" which is supposed be the various emanations of God. People think this means shit, but in reality it's just a loose collection of character traits.
No different than, say, the flowchart of nonsense I linked earlier about furries.

I also alter the positions of the Angels themselves (and their functions),

Ah yes last person to do this was a man named "John Milton" and he was writing something called "Paradise Lost". I don't think you'll be met with similar success, however.

So, I managed to come up with a monster of a story idea.

Like, this one amazed me and I have yet to even write it.

Well I'm glad someone is getting some enjoyment out of it because I have no doubt that when you post it I'll be bored to tears.

I feel bad because some might view it as me waxing over my esoteric learning,

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN. Jesus, you can't even get through the first sentence of describing the fucking thing and I'm already looking at something else to do.
Like staring at the glory that is my Growlithe.

I even came up with a name for the bad guy, which is exciting. I am also uber pwning with my olde school mythos knowledge. Thoth, you are on notice. :D

One important thing, I think, for any good villain is the ability to pronounce his name easily without sounding like you have a gay lisp.

So I raise contention with Brian Jacques on a few topics.
Mainly, why are foxes always evil ? Ferrets too.

Brian Jacques, a man who probably hates the day he came up with his masterpiece Redwall, is a famous author of young adult books mostly centering around sentient mice who get into various knightly adventures.
The series proper started in the 1980s, a healthy two decades before this whole furry thing started, so I think it's pretty safe to say Brian Jacques himself is just a man with an idea, because the books themselves were really quite enjoyable as a child.
Of course I'm sure they have since become the target of something far more sinister and creepy (like furry sex) but I guess we're in for a surprise. Or not.

I understand he had to polarise somewhere, but can you really see a tyrannical fennec ruling over the mice and hedgehogs of a forest ?
I just see it taking everyone's cock.

See? What the fuck did I just say? These furries cannot go one whole paragraph about sentient animals without mention someone getting their knob polished.
What is wrong with you people?
These are books for children, for Christ's sake.

It would be like if Magikarp's splash attack gave your opponent the option to mercy kill themselves and save you the agony.

Yeah of course Pokemon has a huge furry following. It's something of a constant horror I have to battle. Pokemon is as much a psychological battle as it is a tactical one.

Then it evolves and kills everything with rage and fire.

Yes I am quite pleased with my Gyarados as well. Earthquake, Ice Fang, Dragon Dance, Waterfall--

I am beginning to really like the furry group here.

Hurp I'm a durp

I also was referenced a few times, mainly because I am a 'damn foreigner'.

Grounds for deportation, in my book.
That you're a furry, that is. If they find out you're a terrorist they detain you, why should this be any different?

Warning, this contains gratuitous amounts of GAY !

Ha, ha wow. Now you warn me. That's like wandering five miles into a high radiation zone only to be met by a sign "warning: your face may melt" Yeah, kind of figured that out around the time I started sprouting vestigial wings due to the radiation.

I was asked a question: what do I look for in a mate ?

"Well first thing she has to be human, boss, so I think the term is "girlfriend" and not "mate" but whatever, yeah" would be my response.
Jesus Christ this is like a fifteen page checklist of traits and features.

If he asked I would say yes.

But, he would have to know how to ask.

Oh I see, you're a living Da Vinci Code riddle.
A FARMER SEES THREE CROWS ON A FENCE AND SHOOTS ONE, HOW MANY ARE LEFT?
None, because the other two would fly away~
And a few more entries I'm not reading and we're up to his very first entry, awww.
It looks like he's new to this whole blogging thing.
Well I hope this gives him a nice, warm welcome :3

Time to relax~

I found a good blog that had especially small font. "I could review this," I said, "but I think I'm going to do something else instead. Going for a little break~"
With my new quest in mind, I've been sitting here for several minutes struggling to find a blog that even meets my vision requirements, let alone content requirements. I think this is sort of like how in Pokemon less than 1% of all wild Pokemon will meet an "all 31 IV" requirement, and most of those require you to do shit you wouldn't do in normal gameplay (like flipping the journal 510 times [that was a lot of fun]), and I've just added the additional requirement of "it has to be shiny as well," so I'm looking at, what, a 1:190,000,000 for my odds?
And that's assuming the RNG can even generate that spread. Things like "all 31 IVs and adamant" don't even exist.
So I guess what I'm trying to say is I should probably breed the blog instead of trying to catch it.
Err, wait, no, that wasn't my point.
What was my point again?
Well, anyway, it looks like I'm not escaping the religion theme today. It's Wednesday, and I can only assume that means something to the religious because that's all I see today.

One common misconception is that faith is blind and that some just believe in God without proof that he exists, but the bible itself contradicts that belief.

Oh. We have a problem, then.
Wait, isn't that the definition of faith? That you just kind of believe without needing proof?
If you had proof of something existing and believed in it, wouldn't that be-- I don't know-- being rational?

So is there convincing evidence or Empirical evidence that God (our creator) exists?

Empirical (that is, quantifiable and testable) proof for something that supposedly exists outside of the boundaries of-- no, skipping this nonsense.

Remember my followers, when I stated God told me that he shall PUNISH Washington D.C. for it's evil democratic socialists ways.

What, are you a Royalist or some shit? Talk about old butthurts, good grief.
I guess my main problem with this blog is he starts every entry with "on vox" which is how pretty much all Space Marines open up any radio contact, so I feel kind of cheated to be greeted with... THIS.

The true colors of this EVIL America have now been shown around the world. Racism, violence, stupidity and much more has been shown.

You heard it here first: America invented violence.

God never lies and God speeds.

... The bolt that kills our enemies.
No, fuck, sorry. Warhammer again.

There is one more sing or miracle of God that Ihave stated yesterday that has not happened yet.

The heavy bolter roars praise to the Emperor-- man I wish this was a blog about Warhammer.

It is the civil war fueld by hurricane Katrina between the mexicans and the white man.

... What?

Many atheist have begun to start commenting my joutnal post trying to prove God does not exist through logic

Christ all mighty.
IDIOTS: YOU CANNOT PROVE SOMETHING DOES NOT EXIST.

Well I have decided to fight fire with fire. I am now posting 666 reasons, using logic, proving at least partially God does exist. (this is not my work)

It's at this point in Warhammer there'd be talk of the 666 methods of killing the demon, but I guess this is fine too.
If you're stupid.
Oh, what?
>666 reasons
>only 99 reasons posted
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one?

Word of God cometh to I and the Pontiff, he has stated a civil war shall break out between races. Fueled by hurrican Katrina, a war shall break out between the white man and mexicans before the end of March maybe.

Well we have eight days left in March so it may be a little premature to call you stupid, but I feel fairly safe in calling you on it anyway.
Remember that "civil war" between the "races" of "white men" and "Mexicans" (Mexican isn't a race)? I sure do. It was pretty brutal, shit. Why, just today I was walking to class, minding my own business when one of my school's many Mexican exchange students said hi to me. HI, TO ME!? Well, I could let this brutal melee ensue, so I hit him with the ultimate attack: "hi, how are you doing?" Fucking Mexico.
Unless we're using the old term for "race" which is basically any discreet grouping of people (like a family, even), in which case I'm pretty sure you'd use the term "nation" for "white men", but whatever.

Thankyou for reading this important sermon. Richard Dawkins is the author of the evil, heretical book entitled "The God Delusion". The book specifically states with science and probability God does not exists.

Ah statistics. The Devil's Arithmetic.

Throughout the book he states reasons that God does exist and then tries to dis-prove them.

I'm sorry I'm suddenly reminded of an argument I had with a friend when I was six.
"OPTIMUS PRIME EXISTS!" spake I.
"NO HE DOESN'T, YOU'RE STUPID!"
Well, you were half right, friend.
We were both stupid. For arguing about stupid shit.

His writings skills seem they need to improve, but for his heretical soul he shall die before.

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, good grief.

Looking at his appearance is a curse itself for the beholder of the eyes. Only at the age of 66, he owns the appearance of a 85 year-old man. This is surely a curse from God.

Yes, the international bestselling author who is happily married with children sure got told.
I don't even know the guy, but Christ, he seems like a pretty poor specimen for a "curse" if I've ever seen one. SUCCESSFUL FAMILY MAN? GOD'S CURSE IS UPON HIM!

A knight must be thin to weild the sword, so that is what we must do.

I'd think a knight must be in shape to wield a sword but whatever. This is really fucking dumb.
... Don't you talk about anything else, ever? Goddamn, I'd rather read about some dumb girl and her boyfriend troubles than this. At least that was-- I'm not even going to finish that thought. Both suck, fuck it.
And that appears to be his entire Blog. I guess he's new to the greatest community IN THE WORLD so be sure to give him a warm welcome :3

Basically perfect, so hit me with your best shot

So it took a little more than two steps (three steps) and a lot longer than expected (it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize any NPC movement in the zone, regardless of whether or not they were visible on screen fucked the whole process up) but I did it. Perfect IV Mismagius.
Whether or not this is an ideal arrangement is academic, really. She misses out on hidden power fighting (and therefore has imperfect coverage), but gains a perfect speed IV and therefore outspeeds both Honchkrow and other Mismagiuses (Mismagii?) so I'm okay with this.
I have also not been neglecting FFXI, and am now level 51 and have to level both ninja (:C) and dragoon now (:c).
If you can outdo this you are a LYING CUNT, so let's dig right in.

Dressing up and wearing new clothes makes me feel pretty and good about myself (I think I want to get another haircut for even shorter hair).

hurr hurr

Even though after early release school today the guys and I didn't do anything, I got a ride home and right now pumping some music still feeling so good!

Oh my God what is this song? It's-- it's horrific. They took all the shitty music of a shitty music year and blended it into one thing. Holy shit, it's like a universal still point of shitty music! It's like every point of time existed solely to come to this moment.
This must be what the Bible as banging on about in the Book of Revelation with the Trumpets of Jericho and the four horsemen and shit.
Quick, someone call the Vatican. I'm wrong about everything, and I've found the Antichrist.

I am going to channel all my energy to making myself feel good despite what has happened, and focus hard on homework.

Despite THE END TIMES I'm going to try hard to focus on homework.
Now we come to my favorite part of blogtime: shitty poetry.
There's a lot and I'm not going through all this, so I'm going to pick out a couple based solely on the accompanied "current mood" tag.
Here our sweet Juliet (her name is Julie, roll with me on this, all right) is "rejected" so let's see.
Presumably the title is actually the first line of the poem, otherwise it would start with "but", and that's not proper grammar.
Not that it would stop anyone, but whatever, let's just assume.

It's over and done
But the heartache lives on inside
And who's the one you're clinging to
Instead of me tonight?

And where are you now, now that I need you?
Tears on my pillow wherever you go
I'll cry me a river that leads to your ocean
You'll never see me fall apart

In the words of a broken heart
It's just emotion taking me over
Caught up in sorrow
Lost in the song...

Wow that was... Wow. I hear tell there's this thing in writing called, what was it, "imagery"? Yeah, something about describing images or something.
You know that song by Duran Duran, Hungry Like The Wolf?
No of course you don't. Well look it up, and that's kind of what imagery is like. See, he's in touch with the ground and shit? Yeah, that sets the mood. It also employs something called an "extended metaphor". Specifically, in this case, a simile. You remember that shit, don't you? Comparison using "like" or "as"?
See, he's not actually a wolf, but he's like one, and that helps build the image and the tension of the story--
Well whatever.
Oh great now she's quoting from that song by that bitch, what's her face, Kesha (not spelling that with a dollar sign get fucked). Which reminds me of another thing I abhor: the song "Tik Tok" by Kesha.
Oh and there's her picture.
Yeah she's a cute girl. I'm not sure what her fucking problem is otherwise, but she's cute.
Now here's another poem, called "Hope Like an Ocean" which I don't know how I can "hope like an ocean" or if an ocean can even hope, but let's find out.

Well I rise and fall I hit the ground,
I just don’t know where to turn,
But the good lord he told me that,
Some day you’ve got to learn
That hope like the ocean will return with tide,
Don’t get lost in the moment,
You gotta see that there’s more to life

So-- hope, like an ocean, is something? Is that the comparison we're going with here?

Don’t be so pessimistic
Not a reason in the world to complain
Don’t waste a moment
Feel the sunlight shine on your face
You’ve gotta be optimistic
See the world from a different view
Don’t waste a minute
This life might escape from you

Wow, that's deep. Don't be pessimistic, be optimistic! You know when you describe two interchangeable states of mind it doesn't really make sense, right? You could have just as easily said "don't be happy, be angry!" or "don't be fatalistic, be nihilistic!"

Recently, I started talking to myself in the mirror >___>. It seems like lately I have to lie quite a lot. I feel terrible but I was told to, in order to deceive a family member for their own good.

Lie constantly. There's never a good reason to tell the truth.

There's a FORK in my UTERUS. Twisting. Aching. OW.

Wow.
I have a pen knife in my testicle right now.
Don't see me complaining, do you?

*Fork in uterus is metaphorically describing how I feel right now.

Oh.
OH WELL FUCK YOU. You do know what a metaphor is, so what the fuck is with you poetry?
Goddamn, people.
Now there's one of those meme things where she posts a ton of personal information-- yeah I think we're going to skip that, Christ. Make it easy for a stalker, why don't you?

I dealed to 8-14 people for Texas Hold'em. It was fun, but also very stressful as I had to start making lots of sidepots for when people did all-in.

Texas Hold'em, like all things Texas, is really just a facade of something invented by other, superior cultures.
Also cool grammar on "dealed". What are you, five?
Now here's her Halloween costume and she went as Ash Ketchum from Pokemon.
Yeah I don't know what that's about, but we can trade Pokemon, if you'd like.
I'm not using creepy double entendre, either. I need a Tyranitar :(
Besides, the bitches are so turned on by my Pokemon skills I don't need double entendre.
Also: girl dressing up as a boy. Very Freudian.
Well my darlings I think that's all for today. You're pretty boring, Julie. I suggest livening up some, or having some interesting thoughts or personality traits or something.
I've seen more character from my Pokemon, do ho.