With my new quest in mind, I've been sitting here for several minutes struggling to find a blog that even meets my vision requirements, let alone content requirements. I think this is sort of like how in Pokemon less than 1% of all wild Pokemon will meet an "all 31 IV" requirement, and most of those require you to do shit you wouldn't do in normal gameplay (like flipping the journal 510 times [that was a lot of fun]), and I've just added the additional requirement of "it has to be shiny as well," so I'm looking at, what, a 1:190,000,000 for my odds?
And that's assuming the RNG can even generate that spread. Things like "all 31 IVs and adamant" don't even exist.
So I guess what I'm trying to say is I should probably breed the blog instead of trying to catch it.
Err, wait, no, that wasn't my point.
What was my point again?
Well, anyway, it looks like I'm not escaping the religion theme today. It's Wednesday, and I can only assume that means something to the religious because that's all I see today.
One common misconception is that faith is blind and that some just believe in God without proof that he exists, but the bible itself contradicts that belief.
Oh. We have a problem, then.
Wait, isn't that the definition of faith? That you just kind of believe without needing proof?
If you had proof of something existing and believed in it, wouldn't that be-- I don't know-- being rational?
So is there convincing evidence or Empirical evidence that God (our creator) exists?
Empirical (that is, quantifiable and testable) proof for something that supposedly exists outside of the boundaries of-- no, skipping this nonsense.
Remember my followers, when I stated God told me that he shall PUNISH Washington D.C. for it's evil democratic socialists ways.
What, are you a Royalist or some shit? Talk about old butthurts, good grief.
I guess my main problem with this blog is he starts every entry with "on vox" which is how pretty much all Space Marines open up any radio contact, so I feel kind of cheated to be greeted with... THIS.
The true colors of this EVIL America have now been shown around the world. Racism, violence, stupidity and much more has been shown.
You heard it here first: America invented violence.
God never lies and God speeds.
... The bolt that kills our enemies.
No, fuck, sorry. Warhammer again.
There is one more sing or miracle of God that Ihave stated yesterday that has not happened yet.
The heavy bolter roars praise to the Emperor-- man I wish this was a blog about Warhammer.
It is the civil war fueld by hurricane Katrina between the mexicans and the white man.
... What?
Many atheist have begun to start commenting my joutnal post trying to prove God does not exist through logic
Christ all mighty.
IDIOTS: YOU CANNOT PROVE SOMETHING DOES NOT EXIST.
Well I have decided to fight fire with fire. I am now posting 666 reasons, using logic, proving at least partially God does exist. (this is not my work)
It's at this point in Warhammer there'd be talk of the 666 methods of killing the demon, but I guess this is fine too.
If you're stupid.
Oh, what?
>666 reasons
>only 99 reasons posted
I got 99 problems but the bitch ain't one?
Word of God cometh to I and the Pontiff, he has stated a civil war shall break out between races. Fueled by hurrican Katrina, a war shall break out between the white man and mexicans before the end of March maybe.
Well we have eight days left in March so it may be a little premature to call you stupid, but I feel fairly safe in calling you on it anyway.
Remember that "civil war" between the "races" of "white men" and "Mexicans" (Mexican isn't a race)? I sure do. It was pretty brutal, shit. Why, just today I was walking to class, minding my own business when one of my school's many Mexican exchange students said hi to me. HI, TO ME!? Well, I could let this brutal melee ensue, so I hit him with the ultimate attack: "hi, how are you doing?" Fucking Mexico.
Unless we're using the old term for "race" which is basically any discreet grouping of people (like a family, even), in which case I'm pretty sure you'd use the term "nation" for "white men", but whatever.
Thankyou for reading this important sermon. Richard Dawkins is the author of the evil, heretical book entitled "The God Delusion". The book specifically states with science and probability God does not exists.
Ah statistics. The Devil's Arithmetic.
Throughout the book he states reasons that God does exist and then tries to dis-prove them.
I'm sorry I'm suddenly reminded of an argument I had with a friend when I was six.
"OPTIMUS PRIME EXISTS!" spake I.
"NO HE DOESN'T, YOU'RE STUPID!"
Well, you were half right, friend.
We were both stupid. For arguing about stupid shit.
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black, good grief.
His writings skills seem they need to improve, but for his heretical soul he shall die before.
Looking at his appearance is a curse itself for the beholder of the eyes. Only at the age of 66, he owns the appearance of a 85 year-old man. This is surely a curse from God.
Yes, the international bestselling author who is happily married with children sure got told.
I don't even know the guy, but Christ, he seems like a pretty poor specimen for a "curse" if I've ever seen one. SUCCESSFUL FAMILY MAN? GOD'S CURSE IS UPON HIM!
A knight must be thin to weild the sword, so that is what we must do.
I'd think a knight must be in shape to wield a sword but whatever. This is really fucking dumb.
... Don't you talk about anything else, ever? Goddamn, I'd rather read about some dumb girl and her boyfriend troubles than this. At least that was-- I'm not even going to finish that thought. Both suck, fuck it.
And that appears to be his entire Blog. I guess he's new to the greatest community IN THE WORLD so be sure to give him a warm welcome :3
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