Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

And other times you're a gender fluid trans woman otherkin.
This is the first tumblr I've ever reviewed.
Frankly I try to avoid tumblr as much as I can because digging through tumblr is like digging through a dog park.
Of course all you're going to find is dog shit. Don't be so surprised when that's what you unearth.

Since They changed Philosopher’s Stone to Sorcerer’s Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American’s are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

Is it 1999?
Oh I also forgot heeeeeeeeeee (sheeeeeeeeee) whatever posts a lot of fat chicks.
Because FAT SHAMING.
HURRR.
BODY POLITICS
BUZZ WORDS
A map of "every fantasy world ever" even though I can think of at least 15 fantasy worlds off the top of my head that don't conform to this stereotype.

True gender equality is actually perceived as inequality. A group that is made up of 50% women is perceived as being mostly women.

Whining.

Also the study where they had women and men talking in a discussion and when women spoke around 30% of the time, men perceived them as dominating the discussion. They didn’t consider it “equal” until something like 5-10% of women talking.

That's because in pussy sensitivity classes women tended to shift the conversation away from whatever brand of bullshit we were talking about and make it about them.
LOOK I'M REALLY SORRY THEY DIDN'T HAVE SHOES IN YOUR SIZE SO IT'S SEXISM BUT MEANWHILE PEOPLE IN AFRICA FACE ACTUAL PROBLEMS.
LIKE NOT HAVING WATER.
That was always my one attempt at being sensitive.
LOOK I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ALL THIS SHIT BUT PEOPLE DON'T HAVE WATER.
THIS PLANET IS LIKE 80% WATER HOW CAN YOU NOT HAVE ACCESS TO WATER
HOW FUCKED UP IS YOUR LIFE

if it’s been said once it’s been said a thousand times: THE BURDEN OF ELIMINATING OPPRESSION DOES NOT LIE ON THE OPPRESSED. GET THE FUCK OVER IT. WHO CARES IF YOUR PRIVILEGED LITTLE FEELINGS ARE HURT? “hate mongering”. gtfo.

You really don't understand how a give and take works, do you?
Well if you have a fucking problem but you're going to be a little cunt about it then fuck your problems.
Try asking like a grown up.
Well here are some tits.
This blog is better than 90% of all blogs I've reviewed.

Author:
    She had skin the color of driftwood.
Reader:
    She's white.
Author:
    She had skin the color of fine bronze.
Reader:
    She's white.
Author:
    She had skin the color of a brown crayola crayon.
Reader:
    She's white.
Author:
    She had skin that was black because she was black.
Reader:
    She's white.
Author:
    She had skin.
Reader:
    She's white. 

>Wasting time on such useless details

POP QUIZ: WHAT COLOR IS ODYSSEUS?

I DON'T KNOW BECAUSE HOMER DIDN'T WASTE MY FUCKING TIME BY DESCRIBING IT.

Picture of Cowboy Bebop inexplicably--

AKA "if more anime were like this anime wouldn't suck and be for lonely nerds"

This is Rear Admiral Grace Hopper. 

No fuck you I already did a post about her.

Ok, it’s time for an education.  It’s not entirely your fault you’re utterly ignorant since the medical industrial complex AND the hatefilled society in which we all live both actively seek to reinforce the binary at any and all costs and purposefully keep people ill-informed and misinformed about the realities of biology.

... O-okay. 

The post is entitled "biological sex is socially constructed", incidentally.

Because, you know, if the media didn't lie to you men would drop babies out of their asses all the time.

But after I take valuable time out of my evening to educate you on how utterly biased and flawed the modern concept of “biological sex” is you no longer have an excuse and choosing to continue to cleave to your bullshit will officially become proof that you are nothing more than a bigotted asshole.  

Yes, please take time out of your busy evening doing fuck all to educate me.

Maybe that's how I should start class tomorrow

YOU LITTLE BASTARDS ARE LUCKY I'M TAKING TIME OUT OF MY SCHEDULE TO COME IN.

So let’s take a look at some true facts courtesy of Dr. Anne Fausto-Sterling who is a biologist and geneticist with a PhD, you know, a doctorate, in science, that thing you seem to be so obsessed with, that thing you seem to think is absolutely “objective” and always right all the time.  There are 5 specific measures of biological sex according to modern medical science.  

WHAT THE FUCK HAS SCIENCE EVER DONE FOR US ANYWAY?

• Chromosomes (men = XY, women = XX)
• Genitalia (men = penis, women = vulva and vagina)
• Gonads (men = testes, women = ovaries)
• Hormones (men = high testosterone, low estrogen, low progesterone; women = high estrogen, high progesterone, low testosterone)
• Secondary Sex Characteristics (men = large amounts of dark, thick, coarse body hair, noticeable facial hair, low waist:hip ratio, no noticeable breast development, rough skin; women = fine, light colored body hair, no noticeable facial hair, high waist:hip ratio, noticeable breast development, smooth skin)

But it's totally made up. All that shit was invented by society.

The thing is, in real life, very few people actually match up with all five categories.  

They match up enough to reproduce.
In fact enough people match up close enough that you can easily identify without thinking about it.
In fact the only one of these things that is arguably socially constructed is secondary sex characteristics.
Even so most women don't have five o'clock shadows.
The fact that some do doesn't mean it's not a masculine trait.

There are, of course, genetic differences that account for a decent percentage of human births like XXY, XXX, XO, and XYY (apx 1:500 births though it could easily be more than that since we don’t do genetic testing for all people and even at that ratio if there are over 6 billion people in the world 1:500 means there are a whole lot of genetically intersex people out there)

I'm sure the ratio isn't 1:500 and even if it were that's still rare.
That is less than one half of one percent.
I'm pretty sure occurrences of XO syndrome are described something like 16 times in the entirety of medical literature.
Granted the evil cisgender medical complex could just choose to ignore this pandemic but I'm taking the more likely explanation that it just doesn't occur that often.
Humanity wouldn't be especially fit if chromosomal disorders were allowed to run rampant.

 And since there are millions of people out there who’s very existence defies the biological concept of a two sex system we have legitimate proof that the concept of biological sex is a social construct. 

"Millions" out of billions of people.
Have you ever heard of "pleading the case"?
Because that's what this is.
I can show you three good Nazis and therefore conclude that all Nazis are necessarily good.
That's not really how it works, you know.

Biological sex is a social construct.  BIOLOGICAL SEX IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT. Seriously, biological sex is a social construct.  It’s not real.  It’s NOT something that is objective or unbiased or “natural.” 

Creatures with secondary sex characteristics?
Fuck you only humans have that shit.
Totally unnatural shit we made up.
What's that?
Oh, female dogs tend to have neutral colors compared to male dogs?
Oh, uhhh, shit?
Can we blame cissexism on that too?
I don't get why special snowflakes like this hinge their entire argument on what's natural.
I don't consider much of what humanity does as especially natural.
Who gives a shit?
Driving cars?
Yeah that shit's totally natural.
Here's a video about how to tie a bow tie and I'm supposed to be impressed because you can't see the hands tying it (the "white hands" as the special snowflake says)
FUCKING VIDEOS THAT TEACH YOU HOW TO TIE KNOTS ARE INHERENTLY RACIST.

I like twine games and other interactive fiction and point and click games because my fingers and hands fall apart when I play normal games, lots of games don’t work for cripples.

And she's crippled.
Apparently.
Not buying it but whatever.

Shooting games and fighting games and racing games require not letting go of the controller for a relatively long time and I can’t handle it. Controllers are heavy. I have a DS and a 3DS and they’re heavy. Holding onto a controller is hard for me. High action games don’t let me pace myself, they force me to go on their fast pace or I’ll lose or die or mess up and have to start over.

...
Yeah.
You're not crippled, idiot.
It's you're not good at video games.

This is why I like games where you can stop to think/rest/look at the surroundings and details. Games like Professor Layton or Pokemon or old point and click adventure games or casual flash games with simple mechanics. Games that don’t have enemies, games that don’t have tricky moving platforms or rolling boulders you have to run away from. Games that require fast reaction and long periods of playtime are unplayable.

>Pokemon
>thought
Unless you're doing competitive battling (you're not) or RNG abusing then no.
...
Then she posts this unnatural creature.
It looks like its legs are going to unfold into some sort of spider legs.
That's disturbing me.
Light them all on fire.
Anyway time for bed.