Friday, January 18, 2013

THE COLORS OF AMERICA

This blog is so FUCKING AMERICA.
It's funny that this comes up because I was just talking to my mom about these insane conspiracy theories about Sandy Hook that basically read like the worst 24 fanfiction you've ever read: Sandy Hook didn't happen and is in fact just a government conspiracy to TAKE OUR GUUUUNS AWAY!
Because, you know, our guns are the only thing shielding us from a police state.
Ignoring for the moment that if the US government were really bent on declaring martial law I don't think a bunch of hillbillies with rifles would be able to stop the military equipped with unmanned attack drones.
They also have planes that fire guns so fast it doesn't sound like shooting. It just sounds like something slipped a belt or something.
On Wednesday, January 16, 2013 – President Obama announced 23 Executive orders moving toward a more responsible environment surrounding Gun Control for Military Assault Weapons. Finally, recognizing that comprehensive background checks are necessary to REDUCE the availability of firearms in the hands of people who could or would misuse those firearms. The NRA has taken their opportunity to exercise it’s 1st Amendment rights to condemn ANY responsibility applied to their sponsors.
OBAMA HATES OUR FREEDOMS.
HE IS A COMMUNIST MUSLIM.
Also I'm not sure where this blogger is going to land on this issue.
I haven't read much of this blog, all told.
I just kind of noticed the nausea-inducing layout and color scheme and decided to roll with it.
It is, after all, in the four colors of the American flag: red, white, blue and black.
NRA is sponsored by a Multi-Billion Dollar Industry that profits from purchases of Military Weapons and profits from armed conflict and from Drug Cartels.  These weapons manufacturers supply the ordinary citizen PLUS Armed Militias, Drug Cartels and Terrorists (by proxy … of course).  This industry really has no interest in any reasons for  conflicts or consequences, they just know that’s where the money is! It’s always about the money.
THE NRA IS A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION.
THAT OBAMA FUNDS.
BECAUSE HE IS MUSLIM.
In America, the weapons industry is funding NRA attacks on President Obama.
Oh all right so the NRA hates Obama because he is a terrorist Muslim.
I get it.
I wonder how many more terror watch list words I have to hit before the government hits my house with a drone.
Muslim
terrorist
9/11
Obama
government conspiracy
fuck the police
that should do it.
NRA resents applying the word RESPONSIBILITY applied to gun ownership.  President acknowledges the rights of responsible gun owners, hunters, sports and collectors. 
OBAMA WANTS MY CHEAP .22.
IT'S THE ONLY THING SAVING ME FROM THE GOVERNMENT.
There are currently 114 Gun Manufacturers in America according to WIKI: Firearms manufacturers in the United States
It's the only industry the US still has.
Obama hates industry.
Also the first one on the list makes airsoft guns.
That is, guns that shoot harmless plastic pellets that are basically toys for grown ups.
Dr. David Healy, author of The Antidepressant Era, Let Them Eat Prozac, and ‘Pharmageddon,  did a lot of research to create a comprehensive chart of cause and effect of antidepressants and violence in America. Even though this chart list is very incomplete, it does illustrate the predominant connection to a greater formula for disaster, here in America. It is a formula that cannot be stopped easily. Endangering society to reap financial profit is criminal!  Among those profiting from the combination of Drugs, Weapons and Disinformation is Doctors, Lawyers, Gun Manufacturers, Drug Manufacturers, Hollywood, Anarchists and Armageddon Advocates.
The most insane thing I've ever quoted in a blog.
Also where does one get a job as an Armageddon Advocate (proper noun) and how do I become one?
OMG the Sunday Morning talk shows got to me again! America’s politics is nothing but a script written by bitter old men! Who are these bitter old men?
Why is this blog now reading like the opening from Deus Ex?
Are they the Republicans who have been in politics for a very long time? Unlike younger Republicans, they have not updated their political stances in the last couple of decades and are less willing to compromise than their more youthful and practical  counterparts.  The problem with the “Old Guard” is that they are entrenched and are “owned” by special interests.  Old Guard on both sides are polar opposites and operational governance is at a standstill!
That's it.
It's FEMA, the Illuminati and the Majestic 12.
FUCKING BOB PAGE AND HIS UNIVERSAL CONSTRUCTOR.
FUCK YOU PAGE INDUSTRIES, FUCK YOU.
The West Bend Republican calls for an end to Kwanzaa, which he describes as a fake holiday aimed at dividing blacks and whites.
Well it's provably invented by white people.
WIKI: Kwanzaa is a week-long celebration held in the United States (and, more recently, Canada) but also celebrated in the WesternAfrican Diaspora. The celebration honors African heritage in African-American culture, and is observed from December 26 to January 1, culminating in a feast and gift-giving. Kwanzaa has seven core principles (Nguzo Saba): Unity, self-determination, collective work and responsibility, cooperative economics, purpose, creativity, and faith. It was created by Maulana Karenga, and was first celebrated in 1966–67.
Oh let me try my hand at this insane theorizing.
Uhhh okay.
So Kwanzaa was invented by white people to keep the black man down.
How can you have self-determination if you have collective responsibility and cooperative economics?
You don't see "collective responsibility and cooperative economics" as a major theme in white culture, do you?
Keepin' the successful blacks down by combining them wholesale with the less successful blacks.
You don't see me culturally taking responsibility for white trash.
The Mayans and many civilizations that preceded us have lessons that we have ignored. Each of those crumbled civilizations missed something crucial to their survival through arrogance and distraction.  Political and Religious head games replaced common sense necessary for survival.
The Mayans were overwhelmed by the vastly superior technological base of the Spaniards.
They were a remarkably sophisticated society for an area not rich in iron.
If you want to see how important iron is to empire building and technology just cross reference historical iron and steel production with the wealth and spread of an empire.
The modern world, and Western Civilization especially, has hurt itself by distracting it’s children from the common sense and understanding of the world around them, and how it works.  Western Education has replaced common sense, and the rules of cause and effect, with political and religious head games, with emphasis on technology.
Yes.
Because religions are well known for their full embrace of technological innovation.
See also: the European Dark Ages (emergence of Christianity) and the Islamic world today.
Seriously what the fuck does that even mean?
Outside of some interpretations of the god Hephaestus in ancient Greece who the fuck literally worships technology?
Are you talking about like the Adeptus Mechanicus from Warhammer?
Worship of the Omnissiah?
Because if that's what you think happens I have some news for you:
unfortunately that shit isn't real.
Have you ever actually been in a school before?
The technical world has blinded the human symbiotic relationship with planet earth.  Our urban children have no clue where their Big Mac comes from.  Rural children cannot relate to how crowded and fragile communities exist in large metropolitan cities.   
We have a symbiotic relationship with the earth.
Apparently.
What does symbiosis mean?
I don't know. I just put these words on my crazy blog without looking them up.
Symbiosis in a literal sense just means we live together with it.
We are living with the earth so I'd say we've maintained that relationship.
How you meant it is mutualism which we provably don't have with the earth.
The earth doesn't need us to survive.
 This disconnect between urban and rural, with the dependence on high technological devices and systems, has driven a huge wedge between parts of western culture.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
I have so many questions about this one sentence.
Haven't we always depended on "high technology"?
Protip: people in the dark age didn't consider themselves as living in a dark age. They just thought they were the latest, greatest thing.
We've depended on interaction between urban and rural centers for thousands of years. That's what a trade economy is.
Driven a huge wedge between parts of the western culture?
Which parts, where?
Western civilization has had a long and remarkably peaceful existence for much of its recent and even recent past history (a few cataclysmic events notwithstanding) history.
Compare that to the middle ages or the ancient times?
Holy shit you have it so easy you don't even know.
We have no idea how stuff works or where it comes from, we just know we must have it …. 
Throughout much of history people haven't manufactured most of what they use.
That's the point of specialization.
If everyone generalized in everything you needed to survive you'd HAVE A HUNTER GATHERER SOCIETY YOU DIPSHIT.
I feel like I spend a lot of time saying this when I update lately.
All I can say is women and politics don't mix.
What is it with sick white boys? Their mental health is dominated with macho, bullying and revenge for real or perceived insults to their manhood.  They feel it necessary to be violent to get respect. They will challenge anyone who suggests they need help.
The problem is they marry white women.
LOOKS LIKE YOU NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN HAR HAR HAR.
Seriously fuck you.
The glory of violence is in our face every day and is the accepted option offered to our children daily. Look at all the heroes we offer up to our children.  Before WWII it was cowboys and Indians and frontier wars with well-defined good and bad guys. After WWII it was the GI Joe mentality.
 
Yes, so let's just continue to emasculate them like we've been doing.
Thank you modern society.
No wonder I have problems when a class is mostly boys. You just funnel fast food and soda down their throats and put them in front of the TV-- you don't talk, you don't listen to them and then you send them to me with the emphatic order that if they act like boys there will be fucking trouble.
NO WONDER THEY DON'T LISTEN.
Case in point, last week I had a math class (oh God please help me)
actually I can end that thought there. The problem was me teaching math.
Anyway these two kids (boys) were picking at each other endlessly.
Finally one hit the other in the arm (fairly hard) and the kid runs up to me and tells on him.
"So hit him back?" is what I said.
He did.
END OF FUCKING CONFLICT. THEY WERE BROS AFTER THIS.
Jesus Christ, people.
This isn't some grand mystery.
Now if there were actually a fight that would have been different but Jesus Christ let kids act like kids.
Then she linked me to this and I think we've officially gone off the deep end.
All we need to complete this image is a Matriarch butterfly and we're in.
THE CIA IS SENDING MIND CONTROL WAVES.
Here's a post where she's whining about how our poison water is killing us--
ignoring conveniently for most of human history (including the majority of the world today) water quality is absolutely appalling and yet somehow we carry through--
Nope, don't get it.
The Federal Emergency Management Agency – FEMA – became an object of derision as it appeared to sit by helplessly as thousands suffered and died  
That's because years of scifi dystopia has programmed me to consider FEMA as literally the devil.
Anyway fuck blogs.

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