Where to begin? If I were teaching a class on blogging and someone asked me to point out what not to do I could just circle this entire blog with my laser pointer and say "pretty much this." I mean good grief I had to get my douche shivers in check because it was starting to look like I was having a seizure.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah school is coming soon. It's something to do but *cries at the thought of the book cost*
So immediately I'm having this problem with font colors and this goddamn blog, so this is already turning into a fucking project THANKS A LOT.
So *squeeee*
:|
On a serious note... I don't think I can forgive my cousins, his daughters.
On a note more serious than brain injuries. All right.
Jessica is turning 21~ So now I just need Amanda to get her butt legal and me and my bffs will drive to Vegas for girl fun *wiggles*. And ya know >.> if Ka-chan get's herself all healified.
Heh, words do indeed work that way.
I lost weeeight~ About ten pounds actually. Don't ask me HOW cause I seriously don't know.
But I have~
Please be AIDS.
And I know I'm a permanent full-time sub which is great cause they call you like every day.
permanent substitute wha-- oh I get it, like a teacher.
No I see no problem with a woman who "squees" and seriously says "healified" teaching the young.
Anyways. The Think Together job is over, ended yesterday after the trip to the aquarium with the students.
ANYWAYS
ANYWAYS GUYS
ANYWAYS
Ugh, not too happy with my classes though.
This is my schedule:
The Bible as Literature
Mondays and Wednesdays
9:30 to 10:45
>The Bible
>Literature
:3
Why is it that during my orientation for my new job everyone and their grandmother suddenly calls me yet before that their completely silent?
>their
Her job GAVE her Photoshop CS 4. I'm soooooo jealous. It's like... like sex on her computer it was so pretty. Lol.
Yeah Photoshop is almost impossible to get for free.
And late fact is late BUT OMG STAR TREK IS TEH AMAZING.
>teh Amazing
>teh
Also opinions are facts on the internet.
For all my dislike of Thomas Jefferson he had the amazing idea of making college free.
How can you dislike Thomas Jefferson? I mean he had some pretty questionable personal life stuff but that's personal.
He was a pretty fucking awesome president, in conclusion. Way better than that asshole Obama. Yeah, I hated him before it was cool to do so. Go screw.
I ALMOST got straight A's this semester.
Yeah well I did. Further proof that I'm better than the internet.
Here's that fucking what Tarot card am I test again. I wish people would stop linking this shit like it makes any goddamn sense at all. Also name one person that isn't The High Priestess or The Hermit.
Hasn't happened yet because ALL BLOGGERS ARE THE SAME FUCKING ASSHOLE :C
So my mother thinks that I have may have mercury poisoning. I'm not sure if I agree, I don't know what the signs/symptoms are.
Uhhh...
I'm reading about 100-200 pages a week if I combine all the readings I need to do for my classes, sounds about right.
>100-200 a week
>a week
WOW BITCHING ABOUT A SMALL AMOUNT OF READING IN THIS BLOG.
And I dropped fencing. But not for the reasons you think. Instead I'm taking Acting!
Ares mourns, Thalia rejoices!
Is anyone else reading the AMAZING series called 07-Ghost? Dude go read it!
No.
Because my parents and I just found out that the exterminator service we have come into our house may be stealing my parents PILLS.
Oh how I have waited to use this picture:
Oh and no just some ibuprofen light-weight stuff. OOOHH no, no stole my parent's bottle of vikoden. My parents NEED those pills to function without pain! Hell, to function AT ALL.
They NEED it? Sounds like your parents are pillheads. PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS HERE.
Now, for those of you going "But Jax, where's your proof and why did you only just notice now?"
You don't need proof for conjecture, duh. Also likely one parent is hooked, took a ton and then blamed the exterminators.
Well allow me to explain my dear.
Naw dawg, that ain't me.
I had to DONATE four of them back to the school cause it was either get no money and keep the books or donate the books and STILL have no money. And guess what, I need room on my bookshelves, cause I'm a literature major and one class can require 10 books all by itself.
In situations like this I just take them and throw them out. Yeah, I'm a petty douche.
And now, I most go stir the chicken liver, turn the heat on the sweet potatoes down, and peel the eggs.
PEELS. Oh wait, verb.
Jax is pissed. She is referring to herself in third person. And Jax is pissed.
Jax is also a dipshit.
I will post this up with a list of my muses,
Here are your muses:
Also Apollo for some reason.
My FRENCH book, by itself was two. hundred. eight. dollars
Oh shit just had one of those huge yawns that kind of made me dizzy for a minute.
And so ends another entry by myself. Good work, me.
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