LET'S DO THIS

This is Arama They Didn't.
What the fuck is that?
Well it's ONTD_Political sans the politics and with 100% more weeaboo bullshit.
Arama, for those of you blessedly uninitiated in weeaboo bullshit, is the Japanese version of "oh dear!"
Quite why they used what I'd consider an obtuse interjection instead of the closer "ah" I don't know. I guess it's not different enough for my special snowflakes.
This was a really easy way to pick blogs, actually.
Instead of having to sift through a bunch of literally gay posts and shit I don't care about I just had to find one post about one of these hot Japanese chicks I do care about, find the comment that says "she isn't that hot" and in.
What kind of person doesn't think Namie Amuro is hot?
A land whale who is mad fucking jealous, that's who.
Considering how irrational these women are about pop stars they are surprisingly rational about Final Fantasy, of all things.
FFXIII-Versus got canceled (maybe) and precisely one person gives a shit.
Welcome.
OH NO ANOTHER MEDIOCRE FFXIII SEQUEL GOT CANCELED OH SHIT.

Today I went into town, already it's pretty packed with tourists. But that is fine, maybe they should be doing something more interesting that hanging about outside Poundland though? 

That's what Americans do. We go to other country's dollar stores.

I've been playing a lot of Russian (Soviet Union late 1940's-early 1950's era) 78 records at the moment.  I love the designs of the record sleeves, so pretty and the music is nice too.

COMMIE
COMMIE SCUM

I was reading some fashion blogs for ideas about consumerism for my university course, and found this statement "Hottest fashion tip from Japan 2012 - Acid wash denim"

Thank you, Japan.
Acid wash denim.
In 2012.
You know, Japan, it pains me as much as it pains you but the 80s are over.

Oh dear, I thought that style was so awful that it couldn't be revived!  But then again I saw stirruped leggings and batwing jumpers in shops this year.....and how many ladies swore the last time they went out of fashion NEVER AGAIN?? Each to their own, but I'm not a fan.  I wore acid wash dungarees as a child, well you have to wear what parents like/what's for sale.

The 80s are back.
Thank you Japan.
 I didn't read any of the other shit you said, incidentally.

Hmmm Japan in the 80's.  I love Chisato Moritaka!  Unlike most "idols" she actually wrote most of her songs as she progressed as well as playing drums, keyboard, bass and guitar, she's also famous because her management insured her legs for 1 billion yen, they sure are pretty though *__*.  One of the first Japanese artists I listened to, oh my I sound old.

Miki Matsubara.
See I can name obscure Japanese pop stars from the 80s too.

Now just a little rant about Apple.  I LOVE THEIR MACHINES.......and their OS too.  But charging £85 to ask a question about hardware? WUT?

Apple?
Overcharging?
Never.
Also I thought Apple computers were easy to use and "just worked".
Why is there an entire service for asking questions about it?
Shouldn't it just work?
Having to call someone up sounds pretty not "just working" to me.

To circumvent totally sneak around the issue I phoned their retail division pretending to ask about new machines, whilst bewailing the loss of my husband's laptop where the advisor inadvertently gave me a big hint of costs - £400-ish was his estimate for a full repair of the hard-drive and cables blah blah (which was the problem).

You are willing to pay
a thousand fucking dollars
to have some yahoo resolder some wires?
Apple, I have to hand it to you. You are geniuses.
Component cables?
No, man, hardwire that shit then we'll get the idiots coming and going when the join weakens.
Then make up some bullshit about how our machines are better and we'll brainwash them.
This is a genius idea.

Husband was very upset, so he sulked for 30 seconds and went to his big box of crap  electronics box and found our broken Playstation 3 which co-incidentally has the same type of hard-drive as a MacBook....and swapped them......IT WORKED AND IT WAS GOOD!  A quick click on Amazon and a new HDD will arrive by courier today at 4pm.  

...
Coincidentally uses the same hard drive--
because--
How--
how are you removing the hard drive from a laptop?
Something about this story isn't quite adding up.

I haven't been completely bedbound for more than a week for a long time now, but the daily annoyances of the illness are with me all the time.  The brainfog, the soreness, the emotional problems, sound/light sensitivity are there every day to some extent.  Some days are better than others, but after 20 years of this crap I know that I won't recover by myself.   

Typical woman, am I right?
Apparently she has some sort of brain condition.
I guess that goes a long way to explain the Livejournal.

I think my enthusiasm, non-stop squee and giggling is going to drive people nuts, but at least it makes them smile.

Sounds annoying as fuck.
Is this part of the brain condition too?
No, unfortunately, it's just part of being an annoying twat.
What a shame.
Well that's it for this blog as I am literally up to the first entry.
Guess it's time to play some Saints Row 3.

SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF

Today's blogger person writes Xenosaga fanfiction.
I wasn't aware anyone else played Xenosaga, let alone thought enough of it to write fanfiction.
Oh well, here we are.
Xenosaga. You know, that retarded bastard child of Xenogears? That game everyone thought was deep and really complex but turned out to just be a bunch of technobabble and plotholes?
Yeah, that one.

My writing has been pretty sluggish this summer. I don't know if it's because of the heat or me being just plain busy (maybe a combo of both). My troublesome Jr./MOMO Xenosaga WIP is currently at a standstill, so I'm setting it aside for a while. Sorry, but the story just isn't coming out the way I'd like it.

"Sorry but the story just isn't coming out the way I'd like it" is what I imagine the writers of Xenosaga said at every single planning meeting during that game's production so I believe that's par for the course on anything Xeno- related.
Did I mention the spiritual successor to Xenosaga, Xenoblade, won't be translated and will therefore be destined for Japan only?
And that's somehow a loss for American audiences?
I'll let that sink in for a moment.
That's how bankrupt the Wii's library is.
I'd like to mention Xenosaga itself is the spiritual successor to Xenogears. We have a spiritual successor to a spiritual successor. Maybe your idea just isn't that good?

Instead, I'm focussing on two one-shot WIPs. There's a very good chance that I'll publish my Pokemon one-shot (the aforementioned story set during the Lucario movie [Movie 8]).

Oh boy, Pokemon fanfiction.
Just what my life has been lacking.

*Random rant ahead* You have been warned!

I've been saving up my money for the final DVD set for Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood.

... I'm sorry to interrupt your rant about nothing but what is your avatar for this post?
It looks-- hmm.
Take a look at this.
Surely I'm not the only person that thinks this looks like a girl going down on a guy.
Oh, ha ha-- I see it now.
That is some incoherent art.
Proceed.

I'm uber excited over the series' grand finale. I reserved myself a copy at MovieStop. When I preordered the DVD back in May, the release date was supposed to be last Tuesday. It didn't come in. Websites claim the release date was bumped to August 2nd. No luck today. I called MovieStop and they claim the set's coming out NEXT Tuesday!

I'm sorry didn't Full Metal Alchemist end like eight years ago?
I haven't been keeping up with anime.

So in a nutshell, Game/MovieStop...I'm pissed with you guys. The only reason I do business with them is because they've got the monopoly on used/rare video games and DVDs,

Rare video games--
Gamestop--
No--
No.

In other random, ranty news: the DVD business seems hell-bent on draining my wallet. "Supernatural: The Anime Series" came out this week on DVD (and my local Best Buy is charging $44.99 for it!!

You bought anime? Wooooow! I can't belieeeeeeeeeeeeeve it! What a l-looooooser!

Plus, I've been saving up my money since, like, May for next week's release of "Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Part Five." *_* Eee! I can't wait to see the series' grand finale!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE fucking hell.

Which book would you want to see turned into a videogame?

Dante's Inferno.
Oh right.
Yeah that already happened.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.
And what a good game that was.
I think.

Frankly, as much as I adore video games, I think that most game adaptations for books are just as good (aka. bad) as movie adaptations. Parasite Eve (loosely based on its Japanese novel -- of which I haven't yet read) is one of my favorite games, so I'm not saying "all" book-based games suck.

Well having read the book and played the video game do you know what Parasite Eve the game has in common with the book?
About as much as Dante's Inferno.
That is, the title.
But unlike Dante's Inferno where the book was good and the game was good here we have the second greatest book ever written and a mediocre at best action platformer that rips of God of War so hard it might as well be called Kratos' Inferno of War: Ultra Manly Pecs edition.

If manga counts, I always believed Hiroyuki Asada's manga series, "Tegami Bachi"

Tegami Bachi--
Surely my Japanese isn't good enough to translate this or is the title really "Letter Bee"?
That makes even less sense in English, somehow.
Maybe it's "te" as in "hand" and "gami" as in "some word I don't know" and this all makes sense?

("Letter Bee") could be a great adventure JRPG (Japanese role-playing game).

Letter Bee it is.
Why I don't bother with anime anymore.

The manga series takes place in a vast country (Amberground) with all sorts of monsters (Gaichuu) to fight, and when I'm reading the books I sometimes feel like I'm watching gameplay.

Oh a vast country with monsters to fight.
Haven't had one of those games before.

Now, I'm well aware that Konami has released at least one PSP spin-off game for Tegami Bachi (which will probably never get released overseas. Figures). However, instead of cheap spin-offs, I do think Asada's manga could hold potential for a true-blue adventure JRPG series, perhaps a la Dragon Quest. The biggest worry I have, however, is that the video game graphics couldn't possibly match Asada's gorgeous artwork (regardless of HD quality).

>Gorgeous artwork
>manga
Yeah right.
I'm going to Google this.
This sounds awful, just saying.

The "biggest" fic I'm currently working on is a 4-chapter-long(ish) Xenosaga story (what I call my Xenosaga "miniseries"). The fic will be a dama starring Jr. and MOMO (which, I remember promising readers I'd write a Jr./MOMO story, like, two freaking years ago...so this fic is sorta' overdue ^^;). Although I adore their relationship, I have a tough time writing about them (for reasons I don't yet know. Then again, most of my Xenosaga energy goes to Jr. and Albedo, so my limited brain probably can't process much else ^_^;;).

Surely this is a girl.
No way a man could be writing like this.

The rest of my ideas are generally angsty one-shots. One is a Pokemon tragedy set during the Lucario movie, and it's 100% different from all my other Pokemon fanfics.

Because when I think Pokemon, oh yeah, I think angst.
What, are you out of your fucking mind?

So I've recently grown interested in checking out other fandoms (namely for fanfiction, although I've also checked out other fandoms in fanart). I'm still devoted to my top fandoms: Pokemon and Xenosaga, but I've also been unable to ignore a few other series that've captured my one-track mind.

Does this mean I'll write fanfiction for fandoms outside my niches? Nothing is set in stone just yet, so don't get alarmed.

Oh, and I was.
Fucking
fanfiction

An odd mix, I know, but I'm an odd girl, so it's all good. ^_~

Odd girl.
Do I take that at face value?
Sure you're not a WOMAN TRAPPED IN A NECKBEARD'S BODY?
Fucking hell.
Oh-- so she linked her DeviantArt (no one cares) but one of her favorites was this.
One might wonder why someone clearly talented posts their work to DeviantArt but then again I'm not an artist.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's the first entry so I'm officially done early.
Hurray~

Requiescat in pace

Don't you just love Japanese? It's a great language. If I had to pick my three favorite languages they would be, in no particular order, English, Japanese and Latin. All three of them, I think, can sound poetic yet have a certain concrete sound and to the point attitude. Something sadly missing, I feel, from a lot of languages.
However, there's something English and Latin have over Japanese, and that is the fan base for Japanese is pretty much shit.
Let's go over this title, shall we?

夢に向かい進んでいく。

Maybe my grammar isn't as pro as I thought but I'm not honestly sure what she's trying to say here. While there's nothing technically incorrect about "de iku" it's kind of an odd turn of phrase. The verb is "to come" (not sexual in this case, presumably) but you're doing the coming in something (or maybe it is, yeah).

It was almost torturous to wake up this morning! Bahhhh. 9am lessons should be banned! LOL.

Was looking through cosplay pics and came acrosss Bou's picture. Not a cosplay, its the man himself. Xuanny couldnt believe that he is a guy! LOL.

... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG MOET WAS WONDERFUL. First initial taste was UGH but after the first mouthful, the after effect was AWESOME. Warm and fuzzy feeling! "We sound like we are in love" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA OMG LOL. Really very nice leh! Omggggggggggggg I can totally understand why Uruha loves Moet COS I LOVE IT TOO! LOL. Uwaaaaa <33333>
Fist of the North Star is a documentary based on real life events, by the way. Remember in 199X when the entire world was engulfed in nuclear fire? I do.
Now here's a "beautiful song" which I'm going to listen to. Better be worth interrupting Queen for (it won't be and I fully acknowledge this before I do it).
Ha, ha oh I was expecting a woman singer, based off the thumbnail of the video.
Huh, you Japanese guys.

ANYWAY. Ruha-chan said the GAY-EST THING. HAHAHAHHAAA OH GOSH WHATS WRONG WITH HER LOL. MOET~~~~!

I can match you 1:1 with Fist of the North Star screen shots to your douchey lines, bitch.

And so, I PANICKED LA DUH. "OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"-ed frantically and then i seriously thought chibi reirei has died. And then ruha-chan came to my rescue again! She revived the code for me

YAYYYYY. THANKS A LOT BUDDY!

Woaaaaaaaaaah. Gosh. Gosh! Yokatta~~~~

"Yokatta" is an irregular adverb (they conjugate adjectives in Japanese, go figure). Present tense would be "ii", dictionary form is "yoi". It means "good". You'd translate that to English as "I'm so glad."
WE HAVE A PERFECTLY VALID PHRASE IN ENGLISH. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

You know the stove? The part where the fire comes out? I TOUCHED THE METAL PART and went "ow. fuck." and i thought i was almost fine even though i touched that damn hot part. Until the pain came gushing out LOL. AND I STARTED WHINING~~~~ UWAAAAAAAA T.T

Maybe I'm making fun of a three year old. YOU KNOW THE HOT PART OF THE STOVE?
No, this is news to me.

Eto... i kept procastinating about psycho COS ITS SO BORING.

>Psycho
>boring
>using "eto..." instead of "umm..."

I cant believe i actually teared a little. Wifey patted me on the head! HAHAHA AISHITERU YO!

Motherfuck.

You know they always say money is the root of all evil?

So then, man created money right?

And a certain group of them say ____ is the creator of all including man right?

So does that mean _____ is the root of all evil?

What?
Also: shut up.

I don't get how some people can be so superficial.

Judging a DVD by its jacket is just like judging a book by its cover. S-U-P-E-R-F-I-C-I-A-L.

A cover is just a cover isnt it. What matters is the content. Bah.

Well you certainly would know about being superficial, wouldn't you, Mrs. "It's Japan so it's automatically good"?
Whoa sorry, started doing everything else for about two hours before coming back to this.
Uhh-- where was I?
Oh yeah: entry over.

This isn't happening

Sometimes I come across an entry so incredibly douchey I like to imagine it's some kind of "ironic joke" that I just don't get so I can get some kind of distance on it, but there's always the sneaking truth that whoever posted this is dead fucking serious and I have what I can only describe as a "holy fuck what am I doing?" moment. It's sort of like Pandora's box. I know what's in it, so why the fuck am I opening it?

Me (posts a video of Gackt naked in Takano Yuri CM) : you've seen that right?
My Friend: *_*.....................................

........
Me: No?
after a while
Me: where are you disappearing always?
after a couple of minutes
My Friend : *breaths *my bro caught me watching that and went out screaming I'm watching chinese porno!!! I had to catch him!!!!!
Me (totally cracks up): xDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMG I think I'll die laughing now xDDDDDDD
chinesss porno xDDDDDDD

Oh boy.
Here's a picture of some lady dressed up like a man I think, and she's off to draw "T_T" now. Eat a dick, goddamn.
Now there's like 10,000 posts about Gackt, one of which contains an avatar with the words "samurai spirit" below it. Let's think about this for a moment, shall we?

Pretty much what I think of when the word "samurai" comes up.
Here's Gackt:Maybe I don't know what a samurai is (highly unlikely upon introspection. Level 42 samurai in FFXI. I think I know, okay), but Gackt doesn't exactly strike me as the type. Something about the makeup and the girlish figure and him being undoubtedly adverse to sword fights at dawn.
Now here's a poem entitled "Sweet Dreams". I immediately turned on the Eurythmics because, uhhh, but let's see how this goes:

So beautiful
I've never seen that place
When the trip is over
I want to go with you

I go on ahead to the next city, until, before I know it, you're far away.
Continually filling the hole in my heart with violent noise, I fell asleep

Hmmm the lyrics are suddenly reminding me of that song "Back to Paradise" from Gundam 0083 in that, like everything from that show, it was awesome and this sucks, so-- wait.

You know, many days like this have come and gone; even though we are apart, I'm still feeling it.
Whenever I am alone, in my thoughts I talk to you...

I wonder if you've already gone to sleep?

Holy shit why did I pick this blog? I should have checked more carefully. It's just image upon image now.
Which is great, I might add. I sure can look at Gackt forever and think "wow what a super faggot".

that practice will end me.... I don't want the new week to start...*sobs* T_T

geez... Gackt is taking over my fanatism world! I totally forgot my other favorites! Totally abandoned Nishikido and Alex Band.... Sorry guys! The weird thing is that I used to like only female artists, now it's opposite o_O well if we won't include Zhang Ziyi....

What?
Being an expert in all things kung fu I actually know who Ziyi Zhang is but I'm assuming the other people are singers and she's an actress, so I don't really know what's going on, here. Which would be par for the course, honestly, but I don't really--

Do we Dears have to do the same as that psycho Miley Cyrus fan and threat to make a meal from our cats to make that man sleep more?!

I guess my main problem with this blog is I can pretty much just point to any given entry and just say "LOOK AT THIS SHIT."

Um... I have a weird love for criminal stories....... I wanna share one with you....... Involving cannibalism....I'm really dumb for writting this here while I'm all alone in the "flat"..but i'll do it...

So....um Yeah.. Let me introduce you a man named Issei Sagawa......

All right let me spare your period key, honey, and spoil the story: he ate some Australian hostesses.
Yes I, too, watch the True Crime channel.

Anyone has a HQ full lenght picture of Gackt's Diabolos "Lust fro blood" coat? I need it badly! T_T

WORDS. I hear tell of something called a "spelling and grammar checker" but I don't know, I think it's a dark and forbidden magic.
Also I like how she accuses everyone of ripping off this Gackt dude when I seem to recall a guy named, what was it? Alice Cooper or something? Doing similar shit in the 70s. Just saying.
He had the added bonus of releasing good songs as well, so something to think about.
Now she claims to be a fan of Britney Spears and I officially want to apologize for making fun of your music taste. It's really brave of you to be a music fan and deaf at the same time.
Okay this Gackt thing has to stop, seriously. This is getting ridiculous. I understand you're a fan, but it's time to post about something unrelated. Perhaps, and this is probably asking for too much, something unrelated to Japan?
Nope, no end in sight-- time to do something else.

Get drunk, find a gun

So whatever today's blogger brings is immediately trumped by my superior achievements: I beat red mage Maat (went 1/1 awww yeah), got Sky access and got to level 71. All I have to do is print a picture depicting these three achievements on one screen (cut and paste job I assume) and it's basically a "get laid instantly by any girl ever" card. Yeah I totally beat the fuck out of Maat. Bitch didn't see the 390 damage Aero III coming his way until he was already battered by gale force winds.
So whatever, Magi_Sammy.
So here's her biography:

...is owned by a cosplayer/artist/writer/actress who WILL talk about her life most of the time, sometimes (admittedly) whine and complain, but more often then not post fun/amusing stuff.

Ha, ha everyone fancies themselves an artist, writer and actor, don't they? I know I've said this before but this just further proves it.
As I've admonished before, just because you write does not make you a writer.

I finally finished one full season (62 episodes) and the first movie of One Piece.

Cool. How does it feel being 12 trapped in an adult body?

Durrr, awesome pirates are awesome.

Eaaaaaaaaaaaasy. I'll be WATCHING you. Scum.

Cosplay bunnies are biting, as always. But right now, I can't decide between Luffy and Sanji. They're both my favorites. Luffy for being just a ridiuculously adorable retard/amazing badass all at the same time. Sanji for being a cancer-stick chewing smooth criminal. ;^; Durr help f-list? DECIDE MY FATE, plz?

I'll decide your fate: kill yourself.
Now there's pictures from an anime expo which is about as embarrassing as it sounds, way to dress up in costume.

I just got another one of those "durrr UR COSTUME IS SO GOOODD. I need to no how to meke it!!11 Tell me!"

Please take the compliment. Let's not make a production out of this, please.
Here, I'll set up a situation for practice:
"hey way to be an awesome red mage for going 1/1 on Maat!"
"Thanks. It is awesome!"
There you go. No false modesty.

I guess I'm at the end of my rope with these questions because I just PMed this person back and said "It's actually rude to message someone with that question."

"Actually upon closer inspection your costume is shit. I'm glad you didn't mail me directions because I wouldn't want to think you wasted all that time typing shit no one will ever use."
Would be my response.

D8 GOD. Whatever happened to trial and error? Do people need step-by-step tutorials for everything nowadays?

Yeah and back in my day no one knew how to paint Warhammer figures. Now they do, and people can learn from the techniques of the successful. Oh, what, ever have trouble in school? You're sure fucking lucky no teacher or fellow student said "HEY TRIAL AND ERROR, ASSHOLE!"
Goddamn I hope you get irrevocably stuck in something and no one will help your conceited ass.
Also, reading comprehension: they didn't ask for step by step directions, they just asked how you did it, so something like "oh here's kind of what I tried:" would have sufficed.
I guess if you don't want people to comment on shit you do DON'T SHOW OTHER PEOPLE.
Goddamn I hate people like you. Posting shit and expect nothing but ego stroking sycophancy.

My Mom is trying to tell me that graphic novels are pointless pieces of shit. :/

Tell your mom to go fuck herself. Pretty much all forms of entertainment are technically pointless but enjoying life is kind of what makes life fun.
And yes, 99% of comics (comics) are devoid of any artistic/literary merit. That doesn't keep Fist of the North Star from being totally awesome, though.

God, when I found out Farrah died, that was hard enough. Then Michael Jackson? It's just like...what? Is it possible? Can these people actually die?

Yes. As evidenced by the fact that they did die.

Oh and...

OOH. AAH. YOU WISH YOU WERE A SENIOR!!

I'm already in college, sweetie.
So her costume schedule for an anime convention (can't believe I just said that) includes Sailor Venus (ha, ha but you'd have to be pretty for that!)
Now here's a post entitled "omigosh i suck" which is true.

A dress that fit me perfectly in August is now tight on me.

Just great.

:3
Eating too many cupcakes, fattie?

Unfortunately, I didn't get into UCLA. :/ But I sorta expected it. I mean, they accept maybe 90 people for the Theater Major

>theater major
Ha, ha, oh you. Majoring in something that'll get you a job, I see.

But I didn't really like their program very much, so I'm fine with it. It sucks to get rejected always, but I'm not horribly upset about it...

That's the spirit. Didn't accept me? FUCK YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO GO ANYWAY ;_;

Just about an hour ago, my mother called one of my friends a "loser who needs to get a life."

Ha, ha siiiiiiiiiiiiick.

She then proceeded to get pissy and say that she was "tired of this abuse."

Troll who can't take trolling on the rebound. SHE IS SMALLTIME.

I'm so tired of this. I need to get out of this house. I can't stand my mother's hissy fits and my father's passivity a moment later. That's right -- Dad heard ALL of this and didn't say a word.

Your dad is a smart man.

I would've preferred him backing up Mom rather than just sitting there like a fucking lump. But Dad hates confrontation. And it drives me insane.

Choosing sides between his wife and his daughter. Seems reasonable to me. Really he should have stepped in and called you both cunts, but hey, what can you do?

"Soon, you'll be in college, and you won't have to see me every day, and I bet you'll be really happy about that, won't you?!"

She probably is just getting that, what's it, empty nest shit.

So I guess I'll just post a piece of writing I threw together for the literary magazine at school and get some feedback from the writers/editors on my LJ.

All right.

Juliette Blanders was a girl who deserved everything in the world, of that I was positive. I’d never met a woman with more talent, more charisma, or more intelligence than Juliette. But from the way I describe her, you might think her nothing but an individual blessed with desirable qualities.

So I might. Actually I was just musing how long until this turned cliched, and I'm counting on it next paragraph.

On the contrary, Juliette was a developed sort-of creature, only making her more exquisite.

What? Just delete this sentence. It adds nothing and makes no sense.

From everything I’ve said, you might think I was in love with the nearly perfect Miss Blanders. But, strangely enough and for reasons that even I cannot explain, I was never attracted to Juliette in that way. I didn’t love her – I appreciated her – a vastly different emotion.

Oh oh shit just had a big yawn. Sorry. What were you saying?

Our flats were right across the street from one another, and thus, our visits were frequent. Sometimes, after a particularly tiring day, Juliette would bring over her Chemistry texts and enough tea to last us through the night.

Ah yes the popular passtime in England of "reading chemistry books".

I would provide the red plush couch that always smelled new – as if it had retained the odor of the store I had purchased it from; we would sit on it together, a friendly distance apart.

Good grief, do you really have no filter on what goes to your story? IT SMELLED NEW, YOU KNOW LIKE IT STILL SMELLED LIKE THE STORE I BOUGHT IT-- yeah I fucking got it. I'm not a complete waterhead.
Wow imagine a girl about to graduate school is writing a story about a girl graduating from school. That's-- that's quite a stretch.

“It’s all rubbish anyway,” she would sigh, throwing her textbook on the coffee table in a public display of her surrender.

IT'S RUBBISH AND I'M BRI'ISH. FLAT, RUBBISH, QUITE.

“Charlie,” she would say, her voice sweet, as if she were glowing with curiosity, “what do you think life’s going to reward you?”

Oh high school kids~
Ha, ha burn on comments:

The net effect, to me, is a bit pretentious. Were you striving for that?

High five, battle brother.

The writing is good though I'm unclear of the overall tone. Is it a comedy or a drama or a romance?

Whoa easy, chief. There clearly is no thought given to tone or meaning or actual plot or anything. It's just a dialog-laden vignette. I'm not even sure you could, in good faith, call this a short story since there's literally no plot.
It's two characters talking about shit. Poorly. So it's basically like my best seller Twilight, only not fifteen trillion pages.

He bagged my book and told me to have a "really great day" but I didn't really want to let it end there. I introduced myself and he told me his name too and we shook hands and stuff.

I don't know, maybe I'm reading WAY too much into it.

A cashier telling you to have a great day? I don't know, sister, he probably wants to marry you.
Dope.

I developed Cellulitis in my face (a complication of the flu).

Praise be to Nemesis, she who punishes the vainglorious. This is preemptive punishment for the bullshit you pulled later with your costume comment hi jinx.

;( I'm alive, I promise! And if you haven't gotten your flue vaccine GET ONE. GET ONE NOW. THIS SECOND. STOP READING LJ AND GO GET VACCINATED! YOU WILL THANK YOURSELF LATER.

I get a flu shot every year but thanks for the protip, pox-face.

I don't really like the Homecoming Dance -- last year the music sorta failed epically. All generic rap and hip hop. I'll just have fun with my friends for three hours.

Imagine. A high school dance having shit music.

I told her, "I think you just don't want me to go away!"

I'm guessing you are the only child or youngest. Also nothing gets by you, sleuth.

"Well of course I don't!" in this voice that read "I have every right to impose what I want on your future".

Ha, ha wow. Sure is adding meaning that isn't necessarily there. You're going to look back on this period of your life in about six months and regret this.

Let me go where I want to go! I'm sorry if you're sad that your last child is leaving home, but I can't sacrifice what I want to spare your feelings!

Yes 10,000 points for me!
I saw that coming.
Youngest child.
Also yeah your mom probably wants you to live your life and shit but you could be a little nicer about it, okay.

You're right. I'll do that. Some concrete evidence will convince Mom that the programs aren't the same.

Glad to see your friends aren't complete dopes.
Well I guess it's time to wrap this up. In conclusion, you're all right, kid. You better fucking check yourself, though. You're peering over the dangerous precipice that is the life of an eternal cunt.

Days amongst the filth-encrusted masses

Today I went out and braved the filth-encrusted masses. Usually I just sit in my palatial ivory tower and dictate yet another update to my robot assistant (known as a computer), and it reminded me of the exact same thing today's blog reminds me of: people are clinically fuck stupid. It's not just a passing "hurr durr" stupidity either, it's raving, dangerous stupidity. Like at any moment they may be a risk to themselves or the people around them. So today, Scraps and flotsam.
Scraps and flotsam is right. Also I hope you readers realize what I go through to get this shit together. I've had to copy every goddamn sentence of her stupid MICROFONT into notepad and paste it back into my stupid text editor here and it still goes to size .5 half the time STOP USING THIS FONT, PEOPLE. IT IS NOT CUTE, IT IS NOT EASY TO READ.

I don't believe this, I really don't. And I'm not sure if I should be worried or laughing myself sick. I never thought a person could be so scatterbrained, but apparently I can, and there's no limit to it.

I--IMPOSSIBLE, THIS CANNOT BE!
DON'T PERSEW LOO BOOH-- oh hi.

But god damn it, this is what happens when you celebrate your birthday three times a year, once a week before (a year before), on Christmas, once on the day, once a few days after - you get all confused, don't you?

Me? No, my birthday falls on the same day every year and I don't really give a shit enough about it to "celebrate" but sure I'll roll with it.

God I hope you do, because otherwise there would be no excuse for me thinking that I'm one year younger than I really am!! I had to subtract the goddamn year when I was born from the current year and ten seconds later I still couldn't believe it. How the hell is this even possible??!??!?

What. Sometimes it takes me a minute to remember how old I am (I have a serious aversion to numbers and anything involving them. It's what doctors call "being bad at math"). But I haven't lost a year. Somehow. If it did happen I'd never admit it, either, because-- why? Why would you tell someone that for an extended period of time (apparently) you thought you were one year younger than you really were? I'd just lie to people and say I was doing the movie star thing and saying I was younger than I really was (poorly, I might add, because no one is going to look that radically different from 23 to 24 anyway).

But most importantly, I'm at the age I'd always thought your life pivots, because when my sister was 23 about seven years ago her life did pivot (or seem to, anyway) and I always seem to use my sister's life and achievements as benchmarks for my own,

Oh good grief, who cares?

I'm perfectly on track even if I hadn't realised it - but, but; I'm 23. The age, the goddamn age, the golden number.

What the fuck it's just an arbitrary number you drew from a hat. It's not like laws change when you hit this age like 16, 18 or 21. You're 23. Great, go to work.

God. I hate youtube, I really, really do.

And Youtube and everyone who frequents Youtube hates you as well. You uploaded an anime music video.
PLEASE STOP DOING THIS. I JUST WANT TO WATCH "TOO SHY" BY KAJAGOOGOO WITH MY FRIEND OVER MSN. WHY CAN'T I FIND THIS VIDEO AMONGST FIFTEEN TRILLION RENDITIONS NARUTO WITH THE AUDIO CUT AND THAT SONG ADDED?
I remember for a minute when Youtube was doing something right (they quickly had to stop this practice so they could wring every last dime out of the rock of fun that is Youtube) and deleted every video with the tag "anime" every 24 hours. Then there was a huge backlash of crybaby weeaboo CUNTS and now Youtube is a sea of piss and I'm sitting on a raft, madness slowly creeping in as it's nothing but shining yellow sea as far as the eye can see in any direction.

God, I am so strung out!

You probably mean "stressed" out because "strung" out implies drug usage, which I'm guessing... No.

And damn, it's killing my creativity

What creat--

(yeah, right; what creativity?)

YOU CAN'T EVEN LET ME HAVE ONE GODDAMN JOKE, CAN YOU? I hate you. I hate you.

The raw is out. This will be painful, mark my words.

"Raw" is the terminology used by FAGGOTS denoting something is untranslated (in its original Japanese). Of course captain faggot just pointed that the raw is out because SHE CAN READ JAPANESE GUYS SHE'S JUST SAYING, JEEZ.

Furthermore, Yuuko reminds me of RG Veda's Ashura and that hurts my brain. Badly.

Don't even know what that means.

Still on that note, 'arigatou' is the most pain-inducing word ever when it comes to Clamp. If you hear this you know you're going to start crying. Soon.

Actually if I heard that from Clamp I would wonder why I suddenly turned into a girl and time traveled into the past about 11 years, but sure all right.

Sigh. I am not even attempting to read the raw this time, oh no. The angst levels might simply be too much, I'll wait for the translation, thank you.

Yeah because it'd take too long to translate 20 pages of mostly pictures.

I also find it ironic/coincidental (haha!) that just today I ranted about how I'd given up reading raw!TRC for Japanese practice, and lookit what I just did tonight XD

Y-yeah, I crack myself up ^^;;

Oh great Blogger resized my image THANKS.

Oh, I'm managing just fine. And no, I'm too tired when I get home, and it's far easier to have a sandwich and some yoghourt, whip up an omelette or maybe a salad

>Yoghourt

see, this is why I don't really actively care about my figure - it's pretty fine already, and stress ensures it stays that way XD

lolXD that is pretty wacky!
FUCK. You are one of the worst blogs in recent memory holy shit.

AM I KAWAII? UNGUU~

No. No you are not.
So there's this cunt, yeah, and her Livejournal name is kawaii_pocky (seriously). I picked her out today because I was watching American Idol last night (my testicles retreated into my abdomen where they remain to this very minute, thanks for asking) and I saw this guy who I can only describe as "an super faggot". His name is Adam Lambert, and he sings like a banshee. So when I saw his picture today on Livejournal I said "hey that guy looks familiar" and here we are.

So i was watching American Idol with my mom yesterday...

Yeah that's what I was doing too. Captain Cool I am.

and she started freaking out about this guy named Adam Lambert

Here's where we part company, because I think the collective reaction of my mom and me looked something like this:

Soo as i was saying, my mom was freaking out about him and i said that "I've heard a better voice", and she said i was lying!! Then she was all like "name a couple",

I have a few: every human being ever.
I'm even including George Thorogood and Bruce Sprinsteen in that list, that's how shitty this was.
... Okay maybe not as bad as Springsteen, but it's pretty close. They could be father and (gay) son.

so of coarse my jrock senses kicked in and i said "Kyo, Ruki, Hyde, Byou, Miku, etc etc.." and she was like
"who the hell are they?? Your dumb japanese singers??!"

Burn.

Thats when i really flipped out, im like "mom screw you and your gay ass Adam Lambert, even if he wins, im not going to hear about him let alone remember his name in a year!!"

Counter burn.

So then i just went upstairs and listened to some of my jrock albums. Blasting them actually, so my parents would compain that hey couldn't hear American Idol

:3 sounds like a pleasant family to be around. Incidentally I can't help but notice in your list of Japanese rock bands you forgot the one actually good band: B'z. Fuck year, they're touring with Aerosmith.

kk, so my dad and i were talking about my computer (he doesn't know its broken cuz he would flip shit), and he said that i might get his old computer...which would rock cuz it has SOO MUCH more memory, that i would use to put all my songs oh kehehehehe, soo yea but the problem is that it might not happen all right after i finish school (like a couple weeks), unlike if i get a new laptop (cuz i would get a new one like a couple days after..)

World's longest sentence. Also: interesting read. I really care about whatever the fuck it is I'm reading.

Hey everybody, recentally my computer broke. Yush Yush don't cry ( i did a little tho).

>Yush yush...
Hush hush
don't cry
Tongue-tied, I'm short of breath, don't even try
Try a little harder
Something's wrong, you're not naive, you must be strong
Ooh, baby, try
Hey girl, move a little closer.
You're
too shy, too shy, hush hush, eye to eye
Whoa she's prattling on about shit no one cares about and I got transported back to the 80s for a minute.
I'm sure that was completely unintentional on her part, too, because Kajagoogoo isn't one of her KAWAII JAPANESE SINGERS UNGUU
They are pretty fucking gay, though, so I'm sure she could get along well with them.

So i decided for this entry i would list the Top 10 songs i've been listening to this week!!

Let's play a fun game called "have you heard of this?"

10.
Kuso Breakin' Nou Breakin' Lilly - Maximum the Hormone

Nope.

9.
Vi-Vi-Vi - SuG

Nope.

8.
Summer Dive - AnCafe

... To make what would undoubtedly be a very long and tedious exercise slightly less long and tedious: 8-1: no.

*If you want one of these songs, ask me and i'll give you the link*

No thanks I'm listening to GUNS 'N' ROSES right now.

Hahaha, so a couple days ago i went to Newberry Comics at the mall and i got these really cool smoking rabbits and i just thought they were soo kawaii :3

Ha, ha, ha, no "kawaii :3" is what I do to mock your kind, you're not supposed to seriously do it.

Well, its raining outside, and im kinda bored LOL.

Anyone see a joke that would cause her to laugh? I'm not seeing it.

My other friend told me he keeps inscence in his pocket.. 0.o How weird is that??

Oh aren't you just the paragon of normalcy, miss "kawaii unguu :3 smoking rabbits kawaii!"
He probably keeps incense (as that is how it is spelled) in his pocket to keep the smell of pot covered.
Obviously.

There a really good band, that i've recentally heard of.

Nope. Not until you fix your grammar. I was about to say "if this was Japanese she'd have it fucking perfect" but I seriously doubt it.

OK, so well im going to Massachusettes this weekend and i need some new songs!! Yea even though i have songs i've never listened to on my ipod (lol)!

What.

Soo i really have nobody to talk to *cries*
lol

Shut up.
Oh, and this is the end of her blog.
Hooray, I'm finished!

:|

this is one of THOSE blogs where I start thinking about what I could be doing instead of READING THIS GARBAGE. Let's keep this brief, okay.
Skipping the first post because quite frankly I don't give a shit if you ever play DDR again and I'm greeted with this travesty:

RITA.

WTF.

YOU JUST KICKED A BUNCH OF MONSTERS TO HELL IN THE SPAN OF ONE OVERLIMIT.

asdjkajdkajsd and now I understand why people said she was a godforsaken tank.

So. 'Effing. True.

All right, I guess welcome to your first RPG. Some characters take hits better than other characters so you typically want them to take hits for the people who would otherwise be taking them like bitches.
I know this is incredibly complex so if you need me to go back over this I'll be here.

Fuckadoodle. D: I misscalculated. Instead of getting payed 220$ per person, I'm only getting 80$, because it's a half session...

Good. You needed a good disappointment to knock you down a peg.

So lately I've been considering Otakon because silly kimmy_16 is going again, lucky girl, still don't know where that money comes from. And don't say work, I think you lie. D8< *sticks tongue out* And it's supposedly her last time going for a while, so I figure hey, this is my last chance.

>D8 *sticks tongue out*
I wish whoever you did that to could uppercut you through the internet right as your tongue is out. WATA.

But I got a job, thanks to my wonderful aunt, teaching how to draw anime and manga.

Wow you must be really talented because I know of people who have published comics who give lessons for free so you must be totally awesome. I bet your DA account would be really hard to find-- just kidding it's right here.
She's, ah, not bad I guess. Better than me but that's not saying very much at all~

Frig it's bothering me. We're down to freakin' 0.75 compared to the US and it's really, really not cool right now.

Yeah fuck you Canada go back to where you belong-- err.
Also you can say "fuck" on the internet. I don't think your mom is going to wash your mouth out with soap.

Life's not being nice to me right now. D<>
You know what that's saying, though, don't you? An hour of labor from an American is worth more than an hour of labor from a Canadian shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Three months to Anime North. Five months to Otakuthon. Four costumes to make. D8

Would you stop it with the D8 and the D: and that shit? It took me a double take to realize D8 was supposed to be an emoticon and not some sort of bizarro Canadian V8 drink.
I know you have no real means to express yourself so you have to rely entirely on grunts and hand gestures but you're clearly a big girl now, with a job and school and shit so please try to express yourself accordingly.
Now there's a long post in shit English (on purpose, it's supposed to be "lol funny") about how much she hates (or "haets" as she spells it) Trauma Center on the DS, but I'm not going to quote that here because it can easily be summarized in just a few short words: girls playing video games.

EDIT: Don't have enough interfacing to start on Sheena's bow. D,: Nor do I have any white to do her armlets. Nor do I have the elastics for her bodysuit. Nor do I--oh wait, I can work on her boot covers.

On a topic unrelated from "subjects that I don't really understand nor do I give a shit" I've heard of this interfacing before, and it sounds like something that belongs on Space Marine armor.
Unfortunately it doesn't look anything at all like I'd expect.

Watched Fringe episode 13, lulz. It made me happy.

Oh it made you happy that's really--

I'm also going >:( because Time Hollow semi disappointed me. No, I enjoyed it. I thought it was really, really neat. It has a nice concept that was sometimes super mind fuckery for my head (which is a good thing). XD

Funny you should mention the >:c face because that's what I'm making at your stupid fucking blog.

And then I kicked his level 62 ass with my Yuri as level 58 so HA. Take that bitch.

Holy shit guys she beat someone four levels under her own! That... That's never happened before, I don't think.

I bought it and realized that it wasn't compatible with my computer anymore.

>not compatible with my computer
Let me guess, you bought a computer with Vista, don't actually know anything about computers and now let Vista run every aspect of your life?
One thing I'm noticing from her drawings (besides the obnoxiously bright colors, Jesus Christ you can tone some colors down. It won't kill you) is that all of the characters she has drawn, and I do mean all of them, have the exact same head shape. Male, female, young, adult, old-- same head shape.

So I watched Resident Evil Degeneration; you know, that cg RE movie that's actually about the game series? Not the spin-off crap?

Jesus fuck who cares? Resident Evil has arguably the dumbest plot to anything ever. Here's zombies, here's a gun with no bullets, go to this place. There it is. That's all it should be.

I've actually only played a little of RE4. D: Mainly because I'm a darn scaredy cat who goes frantic when I run out of ammunition.

Tee-hee.
Oh, so that's you, huh? You're kind of masculine. You know, like a ladybro.
Just saying.

XD Our anime club is kickass.

>anime club
>kickass

I have pwned ur rocksorx and nao you r working again.

Oh holy shit. No. No. Entry over.

Fack

I've decided on a special SUNDAY UPDATE because I'm bored and it's still five and a half hours until Dexter's on.
The first one I click on threw me right back into Friday, though:

Anyways, we got there and I clambered around doing whatever, briefly spoke to the band's manager, and then went out into the audience to mingle. AND KYO WAS THERE. YES, DIR EN GREY'S KYO. So I walked over to him and started talking to him and telling him how much I loved his lyrics and his music and everything and he was just smiling at me so I gave him this big hug and he hugged back...

Here's me after reading this:
Now you see why I don't do my own art. Also yes I do all of this on an Apple 2 leave me alone.
What is it with these blogs? I didn't know anorexics kept blogs about how much they're not eating, then I run into 50 of them, then it's the Christfags, now it's goddamn Dir En Gray.

What else? It seems to me I can't get any inspiration to write my movie script but... I really need to lol. I'm so behind, lovely.

If it's anything like your blog I'm sure it's an abortion.

Guys, tell me to stop spending money. I just bought an LM.C phone charm, and am about to buy a Kiyoharu poster as soon as I get my check for working the election.

Consume more. It's your duty as an American or something.

12. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go?
Back to Japan!! Or back to Jamaica. Actually Australia would be really cool. Or Pennsylvania to see Piotr.

Japan, Jamaica, Australia and Pennsylvania. One of these things is not like the others.

Monday and yesterday, I stayed home from school because I couldn't walk on my ankle even with the tensor bandage.

Maybe Canada is several centuries behind the rest of the world, but as I understand it there's an invention called crutches you might want to check into.

So basically I'm really sick of being called into work. I would really enjoy a set schedule rather than Lori calling me during third period and leaving a message telling me to come in so that I don't argue or whatever. In theory I could call and be like "No." but then she would get mad.

Also, you'd be fired.

So I have been wondering for ages how people make the (^v^)V face. I was like "Dude, is there an opposite to the ^ thing or what?"

... The letter V you illiterate fuck.

And then I realized it was a V.

If this happened to me no one would know about it. I would take this to my grave.

So I'm hoping my copy of Glass Skin came today.

It's like I'm really making Friday's update!

I feel soooo ronery.

Somehow I doubt you appreciate the full meaning of this sentence but whatever all right I'll roll with it.

Glass Skin: Beautiful. Amazing. I can't even come up with any words to describe it, I almost cried when I first heard it.

All right I have to hear this now goddamn.
That's arguably the most boring song I have ever heard. That was bad and you should feel bad.

Am I just really stupid or what's the deal?

Yes.

Hooked up with a friend Saturday night. A guy friend.

I know where this is going.
To make a long story with several, several digressions short:

On the other hand he was horny and used the fact that I was drunk and have a thing for him to get off. He pressured me and I didn't say no because I probably wanted it just as much as he did. Possibly more. But this could all be attributed to the whole drunk/liking him thing.

Then she offers this golden nugget:

He asked me not to get awkward about it... He established before anything happened that it would be a one time thing and then we would just be friends exactly the same as before.

How is that supposed to work? I don't understand how he can expect me to do something like that.

Followed by this one:

By the way, just so you know, I am still a virgin. Lol.

All right I give up. Is this one of those Zen riddles?

Lol I just went to the bathroom, awesome.

Is this really necessary?

Yeah, the chick who sits behind me in this class baaasically hates me. Oh well hahah, she's really pretty so I suppose I can't blame her.

This is the best logic ever. The noble's disdain-- doesn't want to sully her superior vision with the sight of the peasantry.

I'm really confused about how I feel about people.

Must be hard.
Now she's talking about getting a tattoo in Japanese because hurr.

The first one I am planning is a Dir en grey lyric (Hurrr) with a meaning that I really like [:

No, no I did the "hurr" thing to you. You're not allowed to do it to yourself because you're too douchey to be allowed to use that power. It's reserved for high level internet space marines like myself.

She told me once that she'd rather just stay home and not talk to anyone rather than being around people that she didn't like.

I think that's a hint.

And the fact that I'm really good at english hahaha

Ha, ha, ha no you aren't. If you were you'd know "English" is a proper noun and "anyways" isn't a word.

Mmm, I broke my vow of being uber cheerful all the time lol ;p

Don't take vows you can't keep, scum.

High school is stupid. No one is allowed to be happy in high school unless they are pretty.

Contrary to your "me me me" attitude everyone, except perhaps the football team and the drug dealers, is miserable in high school.