Monday, June 6, 2011

Dumb, boring bullshit

Hiding behind a "you are about to view content that may not be appropriate for minors" is a surefire way to bore me instantly. In the history of Edie Finds a Corpse have I ever stumbled across a blog that had material "inappropriate for minors"? I can't recall a time where hiding 'neath the blinding surface was pornography or a raunchy sex story or a grand tell of crime and villainy. I always click it and it's "HAVING TROUBLE WITH MY TAXES THIS YEAR" which I swear to Christ we are about to read.
Oh boy is it coming.

Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger is returning to acting, which of his film characters would you like to see him play first?

Well Commando is one of my favorite movies and they haven't shit all over it yet so I guess Commando might be fun to ruin.
I'd like to see him do something entirely new. I'm tired of Hollywood rehashing everything, especially of things they've already redone several times. Give him something with a little more depth than catchphrases and bone-crushing stunts.

The man has the acting range of a foghorn. I don't think "something with a little more depth" is Arnold.
Instead, the post I'm making now is an emergency. And I absolutely, thoroughly hate that it's gotten to this.

Alex is still out of work. No one has followed up with him. He's gotten a letter saying what we're approved to get for unemployment ($330 a week), but no check has been forthcoming. We don't even know when we'll get one.

I'd like to point out by Livejournal's rating standards this entry requires you to be a legal adult to read. That is one year higher than an R-rated movie or an M-rated video game.
This blog has the same requirement that it would take to walk into an adult bookstore and buy hardcore pornography.
We need help, big time, right now. We can't afford to be evicted; there's no where we can go. I can't go homeless again. And if it weren't for me, Alex would be seriously contemplating something dire.

We'll try to get what help we can from Georgia DHS... but for now, we just need to keep a roof over our heads.

Change you can believe in.

I'm happy to consider giving any of my services in return for immediate help.

HEH NOW I SEE WHY THIS BLOG IS 18+
STEALTH PROSTITUTION ON LIVEJOURNAL.
Do you want me to draw something for you? Give consultation on an interior design project? Draw up some plans? I can hand render and I've got AutoCAD. Do you want me to write something for you?

Oh. Those services.

I've almost got my monologue for V-Day memorized. I'm performing "Hair," and the director loves what I'm doing with it. My main notes for this week consist of continuing to memorize, because that's going to aid me with enunciating and projecting my voice. Considering the character, I think that's doubly needed: she wants to make sure that she's heard.

No context necessary, please.
This is seriously about as interesting as the Final Fantasy XIV threads that are always entitled something like "why I quit" like anyone cares why that you quit.
"I know I got a friend code from a friend and played all the way to level 5 on miner so I feel fully justified in telling you my personal journal in this game."

A little bitch session about my Ancient Art & Architecture class -- though really, to be fair, maybe it's a bitch session about SCAD and how all the good resources are in Savannah and Atlanta has to beg. Anyway... so today, we're supposed to talk about the Parthenon frieze.

Triglyphs. What's there to know?

Our professor wanted us to read approximately 50 pages of material and photocopy 7 pages of images to assemble (before class, preferably, though we'd spend time in class going over them).

Taking art history at UNCG, I see.
Christ all mighty.
Whoa sorry ended up having some leather orders to fill for bros in FFXIV then I did some leves then I ate dinner and then I washed the gimp and basically found any excuse not to keep reviewing this blog.
And now that I think about it, leves reset again.
See you Wednesday~

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