Somehow the enemies survive this. I'm pretty sure having a harpoon impale your entire body at sonic speeds should be fatal, but I guess rabbits in Vana'diel are tougher than real life rabbits.
So speaking of things that don't like t having extremely phallic objects pierce their supple flesh, this bitch.
Brother: Can you tell? Don't you have some kind of gaydar?
Me: Yeah, but only for girls.
Brother: Fffff-
Me: Yup, only works on my own kind.
Mom: Wait, Jay's a lezzie?
Me: Yeah uh, didn't I tell you this? Like... years ago?
Mom: No...
See what I did there? I did the old double entendre because she's a lesbian.
The PC I've been using for the past 5-6 years is broken for good.
I know when my last PC died I was more relieved than broken. OH THANK GOD, FINALLY SOMETHING SO EXPENSIVE HAS BROKEN IT'LL COST MORE TO REPLACE IT THAN JUST BUYING A NEW ONE.
Things have been pretty up and down lately. The PC has a bunch of viruses, again, so I can't scan any of the horrible things I've drawn lately.
How the fuck is it I have been on the internet for something like 13 years and have never, ever had a virus and yet every single blog I read they claim to have computer viruses again?
Oh that's right, I'm not a complete idiot and don't run things like "freeporn.jpg.exe".
I finally got a new X-Acto knife, which I've been meaning to do for about a year.
I don't even know what to say. How can you shop around for an X-Acto knife that long? Here's what I did when I went shopping for one: "yeah this one seems heavy enough. I guess that'll work" and I still have it.
Finally saw the Watchmen movie. I read the comic a while ago and so much of it went over my head, I really can't complain about the movie being less subtle. I dunno, I liked V for Vendetta but I feel like Alan Moore just really isn't my thing.
>V for Vendetta
>over her head
KNOW WHAT V FOR VENDETTA IS ABOUT?
I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: IT'S IN THE TITLE.
I'm sure some neckbeard comic nerd will argue it was actually about fascism versus anarchy but fuck you, nerd, go back to your comic store.
Here's her recent work with markers.
Maybe I don't understand how drawing works but I know when I was learning how to paint Warhams the importance of coverage was drilled into my head.
I've done a lot of thinking, and it's made me realize something.
Subconsciously or not, I'm always trying to play a role.
Yeah I think they call that persona.
Then they made a really awesome series of video games based off that principle.
"Completely awesome" being unrelated to the subject at hand (this blog), of course.
BLAH BLAH BLAH SHAR--
FUCK SHE JUST VOMITED BLOOD I HAVE TO GO
EDIT: DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
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My IRL friends have been huge dicks lately and it's getting to the point where I really don't want anything to do with them. Times like this I really miss public school... I remember one incident in which a girl was arguing with a teacher. The girl was so absolutely wrong and everyone knew it, but all her friends supported and agreed with her anyway.
I always hated this bullshit in school. Shut the fuck up, everyone. The teacher is just trying to get through the fucking day and we're just ticking down time until we go home. Let's not get melodramatic.
It's really made me notice how incredibly unsupportive they really are. I dunno, all my friends are guys, so I guess I can't really blame them for being retarded. It's in their genes... or should I say jeans?
get it
that's where the penis is
because men have penises
hehe
Well you do have a lot in common with guys, do ho.
OVERHEARD DURING SOCCER PRACTICE TODAY
No I don't believe it the girl who plays soccer is a lesbian--
At my school all the cute girls played field hockey, which I've heard from numerous people is pretty much the opposite of any other school.
Now she admits to going to "special ed" school which isn't nearly as interesting as it sounds.
Oh and no more blog.
Well-- at least it was short.
Get out.
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