Friday, September 4, 2009

LET'S DUEL

Today we have some sort of wannabe internet troll I think idk~
Certainly has the lingo down, but how can you be so versed in the words of a troll but still write fanfiction?
idk bro-- let's find out.
First thing off I can't figure out how to get to the "recent posts" section which is a big problem. That means I have to click back to read each individual entry.
Oh, to answer a question someone asked me before, yes, I do play PERSONA 4 with my sister, no, I do not play it with voice acting and no, I do not watch cut scenes if they have questionable content.

>I do not watch cut scenes if they have questionable content.
>I did not pay attention to the story of Persona 4
Also I have no fucking idea what "play it with voice acting" means. I wasn't even aware you could turn voice acting off. Why would you want to? These aren't games that are exactly big on game play. It's pretty much a classic dungeon crawl setup with brilliant story elements (for once in an RPG) so if you're skipping the story you might as well be playing any other game.
Also correct me if I'm wrong but aren't Persona 3 and 4 rated M for something like language and that ever-nebulous "mature themes"? Why the dick would you buy a game that has on the box in two places bywords for "explicit content" if you were just going to be offended and skip it?
Man I don't get people.
In fact, no, I blame you and your kind for why the second part of Persona 2 never came out in America. Fuck you this is YOUR FAULT.
What I do, if a game is above an E rating, is either shut off voice acting or the audio if the option isn't available, and read the dialogue out loud to her in different voices to match the characters and edit out bad and/or offensive/suggestive language.

Gee thanks for editing out everything cool in the world. You will miss everything cool and die angry.

That's how we played FFVII too. ◔ヮ◔

>FF7
>voice acting
>suggestive content/language
k
(it didn't have either of those things except for an extremely homoerotic cross dressing section that I frankly didn't understand when I was a kid)

OK I MAKE A 4KIDS VERSION OF THE GAMES SHUT YOUR MOUTH I DON'T CARE IF MY

What-fucking-ever. I'd like to point out at least... Two (three?) people were graphically shot on screen in Persona 3, one man commits suicide by holding onto primed grenade oh and there is that hilarious scene at the end where the entire world is almost destroyed by a giant demon.
Yeah, no, I think it's important to edit this game for language.
My P4 Normal 100% True BRO end is complete, now it's time for Expert 100% True PIMP end.

You know nothing of being a bro. YOUR KUNG FU IS WEAK.
Shit now she has pictures of Gundam models her friends gave her. You are not cool enough to have friends like that.
SO HOW CUTE WAS IT WHEN CNN THOUGHT MICHAEL JACKSON DYING WAS MORE IMPORTANT THAN A BRITISH HOSTAGE SITUATION?

It is. Didn't you get the memo? Americans are way more important than British people. Sorry.
Now she's raging and I don't really get it because as big as a weeaboo as I am (Japanese 201 baby) I don't even get what she's blabbering about. Whatever, white people.
Commission prices are as follows:

Sketch: $5
Super-Deformed (Black & White OR Colored): $10
Pencils: $15
Black & White (Inked): $20
CG Color: $40
Traditional Color: $40

Comic (Black & White): $50/page
Comic (Colored): $75/page

What.
Now there's a link to a news post that an Iowa man was sent to jail for possession of child pornography because he had animu that depicts underage girls in sexual or compromising poses.
Further proof anime is for pedophiles in training.
combo of having to deal with pissant CompUSA employees, having to redo my project, not having a job and other Real Life dramu doesn't bother me too much.

Wouldn't have to deal with pissant CompUSA employees if you knew how to fix your own fucking computer, now would you?

Why do people assume other people don't have filters?

Oh we're talking about filtering speech, aren't we? This should be some nice hypocrisy.
For example, and I don't know if anyone reading this journal can tell, I might not have the cleanest mouth when I'm talking in an informal setting or with people I feel comfortable talking to (like loljournal, with friends, et cetera), but if I hear anyone say anything bad around my little sister or any other younger kid, I will have a problem with them and they will know it.

Yeah get bent.
"Oh, yeah, I totally remember watching/reading this as a kid, it was totally cool amirite I mean check out this shirt I got of it so everyone can see how much I like it" NO YOU MADE FUN OF ME FOR LIKING NERDY THINGS AS A KID YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

>implying manga is cool
Also yeah times change. What you were made fun of for in high school (try being interested in it in elementary school when no one even knew what the fuck) is now acceptable discourse. Same way people are getting major chubbies over Batman shit. Imagine how angry those comic book nerds must be for being branded a nerd for 30 years and are still branded nerds despite the collective erection everyone has for the Joker now.
World's longest paragraph.
GUESS WHO GOT STRAIGHT A'S ON ALL HER FINAL EXAMS and would have gotten straight A's in her classes

Yeah well guess who aced everything that semester? Me.
Now here's her Japanese final (cool comic, broess, I just have to write papers :3) which I guess is fine grammatically but I can't fucking read it. Christ your handwriting is poor.
What is that a triangle? Atashi (wrong script, cunt) wa... Hontora? Oh a u! That's what that is! Okay. Atashi wa hontou ni shukudai o shitade... Ok whatever stopped caring.
0/10

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE MACROSS ISN'T GUNDAM DO HO HO HO HO

:|
Also Japanese language brotip: it's called "yonkoma" for a reason. "Four panel" comics shouldn't be twelve panels.

EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET, CHILL THE FUCK OUT.

Seriously, die shittingly.
I can't take this shit anymore, goddamn. It just goes from one embarrassing reference to another. You can have an original thought without throwing out "EPIC" or "FOR THE LULZ xD!"
At first I thought you might be a wannabe troll but no, you're just a fagort.
Go away, you sicken me.

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