Today we have Ty_Ping, and than you, Ty_Ping: you and your kind are the reason this blog is successful. Well, successful technically, not successful in any other sense of the term.
Today's first entry is entitled:
OH GOSH JAPANESE IS MUZUKASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiii...
Oh boy I'm in for it now.
I'm spending all day printing out my workbook pages because I am by far too cheap to acctually buy the book (Stupid thing costs 80$ used in the campus bookstore. That's BULLCRAP!) so it's taking me a long time to do on my cheap little printer having to double side the pages my hand by pulling the page out and then flipping it over.
WOW THIS PIRACY SURE IS HARD WORK!
A girl on Gaia is claiming
Stopped reading there. Guess what? Gaia is the asshole of the internet. No one cares what those mutants think about anything, because they're all deviants in league with furries.
Oh and she's also an authority on Homosexuality because back in high school she used to feel an attraction to girls
Posting on Gaia I guess she would be fairly familiar with what's gay and what isn't. (Hint: Gaia is).
This is why I'm glad I changed my religion to Idongiveadamnism. Which is an offshoot of Zen Taoism and Brahmanism.
>Zen Taoism
It's Zen Buddhism, chief. Zen is a school of Mahayana Buddhism that emphasizes experience over formal education, and therefore was popular amongst the warrior classes in both Japan and China (I think) until it ultimately found a following in North America, particularly on the West coast, where to this day it is still the most popular brand of Buddhism in America.
Zen and Taoism do share a lot philosophically, however.
However they have tennents against ignorance in all forms and faiths so it is offensive to my religion and morality to see her rape her religion like that.
I see. So it's okay for you to interpret your "religion" (hint: Zen Buddhism has little to do with religious doctrine) any way you see fit but the second she attempts to interpret her religion she's wrong by virtue it's offensive to your own philosophical beliefs?
Sure is butthurt Christfag logic in this blog.
Not to say she's right (she isn't) but you're just as wrong.
Now there's a long post about dieting. Imagine that, someone who takes Japanese classes and posts on Gaia is overweight.
Now there's a post about her totally awesome Death Knight in World of Warcraft. No one cares, stop posting.
Midsummer festival has started on WoW, I'm kind of at a crossroads here. You can get about 500 or 600 of the festival currency if you do most/all of the dailies and other quests. However it take about 1,000 of them to collect all the cool stuff they sell. So now I'm wondering, should I spend my currency on the midsummers outfit so I can dance on the pole and get the achievement. OR, do I get one of the rare pets.
Now I'm reminded of why I quit WoW.
There are few things that will turn me off of a person altogether, I think I'm quite open minded and people can disagree with me on many things and I wont think any less of them, but there are two, no maybe three things that will just set my teeth on edge and throw out any respect I might have held for you.
One of them is Childishness.
Well you being open minded has already been proven incorrect, but please, do continue.
He was exalting how fun this game he was playing was to me. Explaining details and interesting tid bits while he played it and I watched. Then I asked "Can I try"
"Uhhh no offense but I don't like anyone touching my computer."
Too late I'm offended.
Wow. Childishness is apparently a peeve of yours, but I sure can see pettiness isn't.
"I don't like anyone touching my computer."
"That's cool I don't want to catch HIV from touching your computer anyway. Enjoy your shitty game, fag."
Another WoW thread that I'm not quoting here.
I'm terrified someone will try to talk to me and I can't use the good old "Me no speak Japanese" anymore.
You're taking Japanese 101. You still don't speak Japanese.
All my brother did was call me a bitch and I started crying, then my Mom gives me heck for crying and I just cry more. Hell even writing about crying is making me cry again. I just can't stop crying and all I want to do is to go home but I don't know where that is anymore.
Ha, ha wow. I'm not taking sides in this event. I'm just going to call you all cunts and move on.
Normally I don't have that much drama in LFG but god this Belf was such a DICK.
Oh wow some more shit in a game no one cares about.
What do you do with a boy with zero respect and seems almost a compulsive liar?
Sounds like your mother has already failed as a parent.
You want to verbally berate him? Don't listen to him, quit respecting him because clearly he doesn't get it.
Yes, be disrespectful. This is sure to earn you respect in turn.
Glad to see even rudimentary human interactions are a complete mystery to you. I guess this is why you have problems in World of Warcraft, huh?
You have to punish him EACH time he steps out of line.
Ah, another award winning solution: don't make him regret the action, make him fear the repercussions of getting caught. This won't make him stop being a liar or whatever, it'll just make him better at what he does.
Oh well, the upside of this is I'm an even better liar and I've been stealing money from your change jar and since you can't trust a word that comes out of the other kids mouths I can get away with it no problem.
Oh, jeez.
Sounds like you kids need a good Imperial upbringing: first one steps out of line gets shot. I don't think we'll see another problem from the (remaining) others.
"You needn't support this ((Multi-billion dollar)) poorly run company that allows, "glitches," "cataloging errors," and/or new policies against, "adult," books to censor numerous authors due to their beliefs or their sexual practices."
I wonder how this will affect my book selections considering all I buy from Amazon is gay porn.
Well you might try something new. You know there's more to life than porn, gay or otherwise.
Also lolpayingforporn
-Rant based off an argument with some friends over topics related.
Why is a woman that wants a new nose shallow but you're not?
Because I don't want a new nose. Next question.
Why is a girl who starves herself to death stupid, but someone killing themselves over their lack of penis tragic?They're both stupid.
It's not okay for us to feel ugly, it's not okay for us to feel bad, it's not okay for us to not be good enough and yet every time someone changes that's what you're saying.
So stop feeling that way. If my words make you feel bad about yourself then it's your own weak will.
you talk about my moral high ground?
How many of you support pro-ana groups?
How many of you would support someone sawing off their limb just because they don't want it there?
Jesus fuck what are you talking about? Shut up you raving moron.
I don't care anyway.
For someone who doesn't care you sure do sound butthurt over it. What, sad you're fat and have to buy two tickets at the movie theater?
I'm reading the news today and an Indiana officer has been fired because he refused to be tased in a training exercise because both his personal doctor and the doctor on duty said not to do it as the metal plate in his back could amplify the shock and the resulting muscle spasams could render him paralysed.
Weeding out the weak.
Or maybe, just maybe, he could, you know, just not carry a taser?
Oh, gee, good solution. I GUESS WE CAN'T TRAIN HIM IN THE USE OF THIS WEAPON LET'S JUST FORGET IT AND PUT HIM ON THE STREET~
This is why I don't want kids. Because frankly I'd beat them. With Gusto.
Based off your previous brilliant parenting tips I can't say this is unexpected.
I just got a warning to cite my image sources on a sketch I did for a friend last year that I guess she gave me source material for but frankly I couldn't remember/care enough to cite when I decided to post the image on ygallery.
Better stop tracing, then.
But in any case the reporter for the show was saying "Would you trust someone who performs a symbolic human sacrifice to watch your kids, to be your neighbour, to run your country"
Sure, why not? It's just symbolic, after all. This would be like saying "I don't trust Catholics because the perform symbolic cannibalism."
Now the religion in question was Molach (sp?)
Moloch, typically, but if I had to get on your case about spelling it wouldn't be over this.
Apparently there was a secret group of people who would dress up an effigy and sacrifice it to Molach once a year.
Uh-oh. Time to get on my witch hunter hat.
I watched a Japanese movie called like Ibaraki or something like that. Essentially it was a mix of Battle Royale and "The Lotto" which was a short story.
Yeah thanks for that.
I'm pretty sure government santioned randomized murder isn't going to make people more happy to be alive.
Well good thing it was just a movie, then.
Uhhhh why am I so tired after reading this? I think I've found a no-pill cure for insomnia, good grief. If only Al Pacino knew about this blog in that movie Insomnia maybe he wouldn't have died at the end.
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