Pollos

Gubment is shutting down but what the hell, whinging on Dreamwidth!
American confidence in its own administration erodes a little bit more but why not?
It's not like empires have ever crumbled because of a lack of confidence, am I right?
Am I right or what, Han China?
Rome?
Fuck.

I just feel like shit. I feel anti social and insecure and bitter. I've had a good past few days, but so much people. People people people. I just want to shut down for a bit, and it's not like I've even done anything worthwhile. I went to the fair, I had fun. I ate food. I went out to dinner with A, and we saw a movie that was interesting and smoked weed which turned out to be terrifying because I swore I was being torn from my body bit by bit for several minutes. Okay so that last part wasn't so fun, but none of this feels like it was fun even though I mostly enjoyed myself at the time. I hope it's not back. I hope there's not another leech on me. It feels like there is, but it could also be depression or general mental illness. 

But my job is unaffected by this government shutdown, at least.
If it weren't I wouldn't be going in.
Or maybe I'd scab up because of all the quitting teachers.
What would Machiavelli do?

J and I have been spending more time together. Some of it is amorous in nature, some not. I really want to fucking have sex again. The first time was nice, but it was more of an intimate liaison than particularly erotic, good for my heart but my body wanted more. That was about six weeks ago. I will admit, sending him my climaxes while he's tuned in tides me over, the intermingling of his energy with my sexual energy, but I still want more. I want to say I try not to complain but that's a goddamned lie, I'm as thirsty as a fish in a desert and boy do I tell E that. I know we have so much potential for tension and for our chemistry to just go "BOOOOOM!", I know he's a kinky fucker, I can feel it. He's a snake, how can he NOT be kinky? [If you read this Sareth, congrats, you probably know who he is now.] And he just oooozes darkness..

What the actual fuck am I reading?

but, he's got a war to worry about. What part he plays, I don't know. What part I'll play I don't know. Readings don't seem to tell me much, except I'm not on a battlefield, and that my role is unorthodox and possibly out of my element. I'm hoping that once I get involved, we'll get to spend more time together. I want to see him in action, to tear others apart, whether that be with wit or strength. 

So we're fighting a war or fucking--
Possibly both?

Anyways, he's so gentle and sweet and I love him. I don't consider myself really single anymore, it's strange but I can't really say otherwise. "oh hey mom yeah wanna meet my boyfriend the giant snake?" Pssssh. I haven't even introduced him to my closest friends, except E, but that's because she's pagan too.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?
This is no form of Paganism I know.
The kind of Paganism I know is all about the fury of Peleus and being manly and shit.
Not fucking giant snakes and whining.
Well maybe some whining if you're Achilles but otherwise it's nothing but being cool as hell.
Being cool is virtually a commandment in Paganism.

I don't even like using the term boyfriend for him, it's too casual. He's my beau, my paramour, or "the babe" [I don't think he likes that much, ruffles his feathers so to speak].

Agh this wasn't supposed to be about him. >.< But, I don't really have much else to report. Anything notable that's gone on -other than purging the thing, and my fear of depression- regards him. He's just becoming a more prominent part of my life I spose, bit by bit.

Keeping it cas'.
Always critical in a relationship.
If I read this I'd turn 360 degrees and walk the fuck away from you.

I did my first demon related thing, I'm so excited!

It was a simple deal, for protection. They seemed non Goetic, and masculine in nature.

Contact with warp entities.

Burn her.

This thing's sucking the life from me. It has been for years, using me as a host. And now, because I'm fighting back, it's sucking even harder. That's why I snapped earlier. That's why I woke up this morning aching, because it knew the bullets tied to my wrist were for it .

I need to get this over with. I'm scared, this isn't just some demon or pixie. This is something people don't even speak the name of, something I have to have a nick name for to lighten the mood.
J's been so kind, helping me, protecting me. I bet the reason it's never done anything serious is because of him. It's what I believe. He's so good to me, and I'm so scared of him sometimes, I feel like I don't deserve him. He's too good to be true.

Anyways, I have no specific date to do the thing with the bullets and to interact with The Turtle.

What the fuck am I reading?
This isn't Paganism. This is fucking mental illness.
Paganism is like an ancient ethnic religion.
Like what we now call Greek or Roman mythology.
Ancient Iranian mythology.
Stuff like that.
Odinism. That's Pagan.
The Mabinogion. That's Pagan.
This is just some fuck.
I know their beliefs weren't supplanted by Christianity which is why they got to keep their original names but had it happened Shintoism would be considered Pagan.
Buddhism maybe?
I debate that one.

Right now, I hate people. I'm angry, I'm sick of people's bullshit. I'm sick of attention whores, I'm sick of hypocrites, I'm sick of pretentious motherfuckers and those in love with their sorrow, those whom are comfortable with misery.  

So you're sick of yourself?
BOOOOOOM.

When I get like this, I want to destroy. I want to sink my teeth into something and feel it bleed, to taste blood on my tongue.

Praise Ares?
I don't know most Pagan traditions don't have demons and devils. That's more of a Christian invention.
I'm really curious about her bullshit beliefs now.

There's a goddess that's been hanging on the sidelines. At least, they feel like a goddess so that is what I will refer to them as for now. Before I met J, I knew of her and called her "Momma". She hasn't gone, she's been here as I've had my shenanigans, my ups and downs and pushing him aways, my eventual succumbing.  

Then there's this hubris.
In the myth cycles goddesses are concerned with what heroes are doing.
OH AND ALSO MENTALLY ILL BINTS WITH BLOGS.
Forgot that chapter of The Aeneid.
Aeneas went on to FOUND ROME and even then the gods didn't give him their full attention.
To say mortal affairs are chief of their concerns would be obviously mistaken by any myth cycle I know of.
Warhammer (as usual) has the interpretation of Paganism correct:
the eye of the gods turns for but a second when an especially great mortal rises.

I have been interested in Aphrodite and Lilith, but I know this isn't Lilith and it doesn't seem like Aphrodite. I'm left to wonder if they are from a culture I'm not as familiar with, perhaps Welsh or Kemetic. God forbid they're from a closed culture; tumblr will have my ass if it's so. 

You're building your philosophy of religion off of what tumblr tells you.
How's this one, wacko?
Don't worry about the gods being literal or not. They're an example for you to follow.
So you follow the example of Aphrodite and try not to be such a fucking cunt.
How's that?
Learn to exist with some dignity.

I try not to feel guilty, but if an entity from a supposedly closed culture approaches me and wants to work with me, I'm not going to say no solely because of the culture they're from. [I say supposed because I get really confused in a religious context as to which cultures are "okay" to worship from and which aren't, I need to do more research.]

Did you ever consider the different gods from different cultures might not be different entities as such?
Most cultures had a god of warfare, for instance, so one could reason that it's the same god just adapted to cultural needs.

In other news, I hate when people get offended by the dumbest things. I'm not referring to cultural appropriation or anything like that, this is completely different. But I'm talking to this gal who just got completely butthurt over her comment being ignored when someone was asking for advice.. and it just.. *facepalm* the person asking for advice didn't MEAN to ignore her, it's really obvious, and they apologized when this girl got upset, but now she's making a big deal over it because I said that her reaction was rude, and then she deleted her comments like a goddamned scumbag. I screen shotted it, just in case the admin of the group questions what's going on and the girl gets her panties in a bunch again. I mean, I really found it rude, she was making this person feel bad and they're really sweet, and goddamnit no one cares that you're in medical school, if you act like an actual middle schooler.

See this is what I mean. Pretend Zeus is literally in the room with you and don't type shit like that and post it on the internet because he'll smite you with fucking ball lightning for that shit.
Anyway I just hit the start of this blog so fuck it.
Gotta go to bed.
Teacher-vacancy class tomorrow.
My favorite class.
AKA it'll be a surprise when I get there!
Could be super duper honors English or it could be in school suspension!
He died like he lived:
rolling the dice.
That's what people will say about me.
Hopefully.

Oh this fills me with confidence.

You know how Nero (allegedly) fiddled while Rome burned?
I kind of get that vibe from president Obama right now.
Anyway that's just a preview for what we're reading today:
ONTD!
I just can't get enough of this tripe.

Brad Pitt's Mom Invited to Jennifer Aniston's Wedding

SHOCK!
HORROR!
DEBAUCHERY!

Of course, Jane recently made headlines herself after writing an anti-marriage-equality letter urging Christians to vote for Mitt Romney after Barack Obama came out in favor of gay marriage this year. Brad made it very clear that he doesn't share his mother's views, saying, "Gay marriage is inevitable. The next generation, they get it. It is just a matter of time before it becomes a reality."

Uh-oh.
ONTD, being mostly women, fucking loves weddings and looking pretty but they also fucking love fags so how is this going to go down?
I know that sounds sexist but I didn't actually say anything sexist.
I just described what will invariably be the reality of the comments.

anti-gay marriage, pro-romney and team jen...look at your life, look at your choices

Yes.
"Team" Jen.
Because that's a side you can take.
People have vested interest in this. I want you to remember that.

Aaron Carter Has An Opinion About Justin Bieber's New Music Video 'Beauty And A Beat'

Wooooooooooow.
This headline really makes me want to read the story.

CHICAGO — Teen readers across the country chose _______ as their favorite book in the annual Teens’ Top Ten vote, sponsored by the Young Adult Library Services Association (YALSA), a division of the American Library Association (ALA). Teens voted online between Aug. 15 and Sept. 15, with the official list announcement during Teen Read Week™, Oct. 14-20.

Yes I need to be up to date on this crap because I'm invariably going to be quizzed at some point in the near future.
Look, kid, one of my favorite books is Neuromancer.
You haven't even heard of it I'm sure but suffice it to say we read different things.
And that's fine. You're a 14 year old girl and I'm a grown ass man but don't be surprised when I'm not that familiar with Hunger Games.
Ton of crap I don't know--
Great.
Divergent by Veronica Roth.
This looks fucking stupid.

Also, the amount of pink in that B&N photo in the post is pissing me off. In an unrelated note, I just had an argument with a friend about Bill Maher being a misogynist. She said that since he has female panelists, he's not sexist. lol. I CAN'T TODAY. 

Well, you know, it is ONTD so we can't go 5 posts without whining about sexism.
Even if it's 100% unrelated to fucking anything.

Too little, too late? Tom Cruise could be set to leave Church of Scientology in bid to win back Katie Holmes
He's one of the most high profile supporters of controversial religion Scientology, but A-lister Tom Cruise could be leaving the church in a bid to win back his ex-wife.

Oh shit son. But you're like a Super Saiyan in that religion!

'He lost Nicole and now his wife and daughter. He has always used the Scientology techniques but he has now realised they don't work in marriage,' said the source.

They don't work.
Period.

Adele's 'Someone Like You' might have been an international chart success, but it's now entered at number 22 of the funeral music chart.

If I die and any of you cocksuckers play that shit at my funeral I'm coming back and haunting you.

The study also found that a quarter of funeral homes refused to play a track on the grounds of taste – usually because the clergy disagreed with the choice – for example John Lennon's 'Imagine', with the lyrics "imagine there's no Heaven."

Well, Christer, I'm pretty sure it's my fucking funeral and not yours so you play whatever the fuck I tell you to.
Asshole.

Figures show that pop music has replaced traditional hymns at two-thirds of British funerals. In 2005, hymns accounted for 41 per cent of funeral music requests, but in the past 12 months the figure has fallen to 30 per cent. Only 4 per cent of mourners requested classical music.

So I guess if the tame "Imagine" isn't getting funeral play on the grounds it's "tasteless" Hells Bells by AC/DC is really out.

1. Frank Sinatra – 'My Way'
2. Sarah Brightman/Andrea Bocelli – 'Time To Say Goodbye'
3. Bette Midler – 'Wind Beneath My Wings'
4. Eva Cassidy – 'Over The Rainbow'
5. Robbie Williams – 'Angels'
6. Westlife – 'You Raise Me Up'
7. Gerry & The Pacemakers – 'You’ll Never Walk Alone'

Well I guess it's time to fall back on my second choice, then.
Al Green.

18. Righteous Brothers (and various) – 'Unchained Melody'

What about Al Green singing Unchained Melody?

In a powerful and moving ad released by the Obama campaign, hip-hop mogul Jay-Z pays tribute to the nation's Commander-in-Chief Barack Obama and the historical impact he made as the first US African-American president.

If Al Green endorsed Obama I'd vote for him.

Clearly taking the huge success of E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey into consideration, Penguin Books’ Berkley imprint has signed a big deal with an unknown author of two Twilight fan-fictions.

Welp.

Gabriel’s Inferno and Gabriel’s Rapture are presently available in e-book format after initially debuting on fan-fiction sites. Paperback editions are due out in the next few months with an initial run of 500,000 copies.

Oh good.
I was worried Dante's Inferno had been lost on the fanfiction audience.
Glad to see nothing is safe.

According to GoodReads (where the book scores a 4.06 out of 5 stars), “Professor Gabriel Emerson [the lead character] is a well respected Dante specialist by day, but by night he devotes himself to an uninhibited life of pleasure. He uses his notorious good looks and sophisticated charm to gratify his every whim, but is secretly tortured by his dark past and consumed by the profound belief that he is beyond all hope of redemption.

Sounds like garbage.

When the sweet and innocent Julia Mitchell enrolls as his graduate student, his attraction and mysterious connection to her not only jeopardizes his career, but sends him on a journey in which his past and his present collide.”

Whoaaaaaa.
You fucking idiots will read anything Jesus Christ you might as well just watch TV if this is the kind of trash you shovel into your brains.

if you write dumb erotica stories you can sell them for like 2.99 a pop on amazon and barnes & noble and make a moderate amount of bank. i mean it's still one in a million to get some kind of big book deal but people are making money off self-publishing. read this thread and EDUCATE YOURSELVES http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3503700

Oh Christ.
Yeah, link a Something Awful article.
Now I feel well prepared for the dangers ahead.
I don't even know where to start with this.
You can write erotica and sell it on Amazon.
I'm willing to accept this as a legitimate market but what I'm unwilling to do is accept Something Awful has a grip on it.

Not gonna lie, I bought a couple (non-fanfic) dumb erotica stories just so I could understand the difference between erotica and "regular" romance (sex is the plot vs sex in the plot). Erotica isn't my thing but those amazon self-published authors got my money regardless... though I used a gift card ;)

Wow that's a flimsy fucking excuse if I've ever heard one.
I DON'T LIKE EROTICA I JUST BOUGHT SOME TO PROVE TO MYSELF HOW MUCH I DON'T LIKE EROTICA.

So many goonettes gettin' rich off erotica. Ah, if only I had the chops to write erotica.

Goonettes.
I'm a little uncomfortable with ONTD crossbreeding with SA. Where are assholes like me going to go?

I didn't mind Inferno but Rapture was fucking unbearable! WHY ARE ALL THE LEAD FEMALES IN THESE BOOKS ALL THE SAME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

162 pages into my novel I'm writing with my aunt... fuck this shit

Every book I've read with a female lead has either been really whiny and I wished it was focused on any other character but the main one or she was cool kind of in spite of being female.
Like that's something to overcome.
I think a non-hack writer (me) is going to have to write a character who is cool and incidentally female.
Stand back, plebeians. I'm about to unleash writing skills that have been dead for 400 years.
I'd explain my writing technique to you but--
remember in Dragon Ball Z when Goku went Super Saiyan 3 and it was a "holy shit I can't even comprehend how awesome this is let alone figure out how he got that powerful" moment for all the characters?
That's me and writing.

=o

What's it about?

I have two screenplays and a novel to write. Fuck me.

Nervous detachment from a post-civil war 2 American rump state and an increasing disillusionment with society as a whole.
I think.
I just decided that should be the thesis on a whim from 3 seconds ago.

The book I'm writing with my aunt? It's about a woman who has her shit together despite a fucked up and abusive upbringing, she's a big wig for a local professional hockey team and left all her baggage across the country. She meets a guy who is a genuinely good guy in a "meet tragic" situation sparks fly and real life drama ensues.

We're trying to write a "real life" relationship... not billionaire dom meets virginal innocent sub and enter into a fucked up relationship lol.

I'm obviously bad at summing things up...

I think it should feature a war veteran.
How do you create a badass war veteran?
Let's see--
robot arm, robot eye--
Personality like, huh--
well let's do like the guy who wrote Fist of the North Star did: I'm combining John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, James Arness and Bruce Lee into one dude.
I wasn't kidding. Stand the fuck back. 
And what's his problem?
Mobsters.
Russian mobsters.
Holy shit this is the best idea ever.

WHY ARE ALL THE LEAD FEMALES IN THESE BOOKS ALL THE SAME


because they're all based off of bella swan

Oh right. Female lead.
Oh boy.
This is hard.
Okay so this isn't hard. I just have to abstract it out--
Bella Swan is a shitty character so I'll just create the opposite of her.
So instead of high school she'll be a grown adult--
and instead of deriving meaning from her otherwise parasitic existence from fucking some sparkling asshole I think she should instead be striving for her own life goals--
maybe she could be the child of a crime boss but she wants to start her own mob?
And she could be from Hong Kong because--
fuck you I said so, that's why.
And there could be some sort of sexual tension with the main character but he doesn't want to get his legs broken by the Triads so he can't hit it and quit it--
man this is genius.
See how easy it is to write good stories?
All you have to do is have talent.

You know what? I'm kind of over being pissed about this. All writers have to start somewhere, and it's not a crime to be inspired by someone else's work.

I'm heavily inspired by cyberpunk but I'm not calling my story Neurosorcerer. 

if they wanted to option out some original stories from fic writers, it's w/e. but they're just straight up publishing fanfiction and they aren't even hiding the fact that it's fanfiction cause they know it has a built-in fanbase. it's so cheap and lazy. i think either these publishers are idiots, or they think we're idiots (or both)...either way, i'm offended haha

The beauty of writing a good story is you don't even need to come up with a plot. I just gotta spend about another week on these two characters and it almost doesn't matter what they do and it'll be interesting.
Think about the movie Pulp Fiction. Practically nothing happens in that movie and it's still great.
And I can't actually find the post I was referring to in the opening.
Well Obama weighed in on the Mariah Carey/Nicki Minaj feud.
So, you know, the hard hitting issues.
ECONOMY IS IN SHAMBLES WITH NO HOPE OF RECOVERY IN THE NEAR FUTURE BUT NICKI MINAJ IS FIGHTING MARIAH CAREY?
SURE I HAVE A MINUTE TO TELL YOU MY THOUGHTS.
I'm a fucking substitute teacher and I manage to have more important things to do than know they're feuding.
You're the fucking president, man. Have some dignity or something.
OR SOMETHING.
I'm going fuck this noise.

Let's-- excuse me?

So I finally got around to getting and playing that Dawn of War II expansion, Chaos Rising. I'm really confused at some of the moral choices I have to make. At one point in the third mission you can bust down a gate or jump over it and lower it. The logic being CHAOS SCUM would destroy the gate while a good loyalist would jump the gate and bring it down safely so it can provide security for THE SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR in the future.
Well I don't have any jump troops so I had to bust it down and the game calls me corrupt for doing so.
WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME FOR NOT LETTING THE IMPERIAL GUARD GET HAPLESSLY SLAUGHTERED WHILE I STAND THERE LIKE A LUMMOX. Then I got an additional point of corruption for picking up a meltagun that apparently is corrupting somehow. I guess the logic is anything Chaos uses would be corrupt but the heavy bolter I recovered from a Havoc has purity points so-- God, no, no, let's not get into this.
Anyway here's some blog I have no clue what's going on.

I am St. Gabriel Gaḇrîʼēl the Archangel, Strength of God, Divine Messenger, One of the Seven who Stand before the Lord, Chief of the Angelic Guards of Paradise, Bringer of the Word of Truth, Angel of the Power of God, Angel of Birth and Mercy, Angel of Death over Kings, Prince of Ice and Thunder, and Maker of Changes.

>Maker of Changes
CHAOS.
Also: I'm about to view content not appropriate for minors.

OOC: Some RL things have become a little complicated. I'm working on it, but I'm not in the best of states and may not be able to reply to threads at my usual pace. I will definitely try my best, though. I'm sorry. <3

OOC for those of you blessedly ignorant of all things douchey on the internet stands for "out of character".
(+1 corruption point for you now. Even knowledge of Chaos corrupts.)
Ready for some Christian fanfiction?
I never thought I'd say those two words together but here we are.

The end happens in winter. It is strangely fitting, after all; winter is death, but this time there are no hidden seeds of new life that will bloom in time.

DEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

Gabriel had once complained about Christmas; it was supposed to be a holy day, a celebration of the birth of the Saviour, and now it was a celebration of mass consumerism and greed and gluttony and it wasn’t even the right day.

Wasn't Gabriel the affable angel, according to Milton?
I'm pretty sure he's the one that tells Adam that there's a bad man amidst the Garden of Eden so BE ON ALERT and Adam like any good child promptly forgets and does the exact opposite of what he's told. I somehow doubt he'd be standing here all emo and shit.

He had been wrong; humans weren’t entirely stupid. They’d recognised the signs and the catastrophes, the mass miracles and massacres. They’d recognised that they were caught in the middle of a war. Churches had never been fuller, and on Christmas Eve, Gabriel stood unseen in a church for a while and watched as everyone prayed for mercy, for forgiveness, for salvation.

I'm praying for it to never stop snowing. From now until April I want the Northern Hemisphere to be blanketed with ice and snow.
For one thousand and one years we will be bathed in the storms of the Warp.

He had always assumed that Heaven would win. He holds on to that belief now, as casualties mount on both sides. Faith was hard to come by these days, after all; you treasured what little you had.

SEMICOLONS. SEMICOLONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN PERCEIVE.
This is literally the most cliched thing I've read in about 20 days.

With the freak snowstorms and floods and hurricanes battering most of the globe, and with the fallout from all the skirmishes, the human population has dramatically lessened.

Goddamn you even make the acid trip that is the Book of Revelation boring. Isn't this about the point where 1/3rd of the waters are turning to blood and there are poxes and rashes and shit?

[00:52] SavioBriion: :O
[00:52] SavioBriion: :O :O :O :O :O
[00:52] Bird: <3
[00:52] SavioBriion: it is an accurate depiction of my face right now
[00:52] Bird: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
[00:52] SavioBriion: *GLOMP*

Oh God no.

... I can deal with the portrayal of myself as blonde and carrying what appears to be a duckling. I can even overlook the star tiara. However, there is a common misconception about me that I would like to clear up.

I am not "the only female archangel". There are quite a few angels who have chosen to assume female form, and I am not one of them. I'm genderless, and usually appear to be male; while I have the ability to assume a female form, I have done so about twice or thrice, for very brief occasions, during my millennia on Earth. However, for all intents and purposes, I am currently male.

I've seen some shit in my time but this is definitely up there. I seem to recall a second blog many, many years ago I reviewed where someone was writing fanfiction about archangels and I called her a cunt and we had a bit of a laugh and all that. This entry, however, is just about one thing: PAIN.

Your LiveJournal account for user "cattygabriel" has been credited with the
following add-on:

- Extra Userpics (1 package) - 2 months

...

Userpics: You've uploaded 32 of 102 total

So let me see if I understand this correctly: you have to pay Livejournal to upload avatars?
And people take advantage of this service?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

... EEEEEEEEE...

*FLYINGTACKLEGLOMP*

Oh God.
... Literally, "oh God."

Uri-mun, you are wonderful and I'm sorry I took a while to post this, but this is just a reminder that you have my undying gratitude and I am your willing slave. >:3

Well this took a turn for the kinky.
CORRUPTION.
CORRUPTION ABOUND.

What is your fondest childhood memory of your father or grandfather?

Please be a normal answer.

When I was first brought into being, before Time was a concept, even before the Silver City existed, I could feel my Father. I could sense His Presence as a flame within me, and the sensation of being safe, warm and loved.

Welp.

This is Gabriel as a female. Warning: one of the pictures shows her in... lingerie. Hence the cut.

I'd be embarrassed to come up with 1. a fanfiction based on Christian mythology and 2. put gender-bending archangels in it.

Gabriel had neglected his duties for far too long. His assistants took care of his paperwork when he was away, of course, but he often felt guilty about it on his return.

Paperwork--
This is a severely fucked up cosmology.

Today:
[12:30] SavioBriion: YUBI SHINES
[12:30] Star Spiritgate: Yeeees?
[12:30] SavioBriion: WHY THE ANONYMITY?
[12:30] SavioBriion: *FLYINGTACKLEGLOMP* *LICKLICKLICK*
[12:30] SavioBriion: <3 <3 <3
[12:31] SavioBriion: THANK YOU SO MUCH!
[12:31] Star Spiritgate: XD;;;;; You're welcome
[12:31] SavioBriion: *glompsnuggle* Anything you want? Fic? "Art"?
[12:32] SavioBriion: Favours that shall not be spoken of in public? >:3

Holy shit.
Hold on I think the greatest douche shiver of all might turn into a full-on seizure.
This is so bad I'm having a douche seizure.

Has someone you loved and respected ever done something you consider despicable? If so, how did you deal with it? Did you try to forgive them? Did it permanently change your feelings for them?

I don't even remember these writer's blocks.

I loved Lucifer very much, once; he was my closest friend, and I also respected him as His Second and the leader of the Host. He was the bright Morningstar; his name, Lucifer, meant Light-Bringer, and he was truly the highest, most glorious angel in Heaven.

And then he defied our Father,

Nowhere in the Bible does it say Lucifer is Satan. That is a much later invention.

and Fell, and took a third of the Host with him.

The "one third of the Angelic Host" thing was an invention of Milton too, incidentally.

Speaking of Gifts, THANK YOU so much for the Lemur! He will keep Fella very good company <3>
People actually buy that clipart for other people?
Man, fuck.
All these businesses that work so hard on advertising and marketing and shit don't need to be working that hard.

It is warm and humid, and the heat is not helped by the huge bonfire burning in the middle of the town. A scrap of mulberry-bark paper escapes the fires, flying up towards the pale young man in priest’s robes standing nearby. The Archangel Gabriel catches it and stares at the half-hieroglyph still visible and wonders: how much knowledge, how much Mayan culture has already been burnt?

Not that I'm making excuses for the Conquistadors but they did preserve a lot of the Mayan culture in their own writings because Mayan writing may not have been a full writing system.
Wow what ensues is the biggest strawman argument ever.
This is terrible, goddamn. You'd think after this long at writing you'd at least improve a little bit.

Disclaimer: Gabriel and Lucifer are characters from the Bible I like to write about.

Oh is that right?

Warning: Hints of homosexuality, though technically angels are sexless.

I should link this to a conservative Christfag website, sit back and watch the flames.

Contrary to popular belief, the desert was not always a land of blistering heat and scorching sands. In fact, it was rather cool during the dawn and dusk, and at night.

>rather cool
>subzero
Yeah I guess.

It was not dusk yet, however, and Gabriel squinted against the sun, more for the benefit of the girl at his side than because it hurt his eyes.

“This is reckless and dangerous, Sultana,” he murmured.

As opposed to reckless and perfectly safe, or dangerous but careful.

“You help me escape my other minders, and then warn me? You are a conflicted man, Jibril.” Sultana’s tone was light, teasing, as she brushed off some sand clinging to the silver embroidery on Gabriel’s blue robes. Then she reached up to her veil. Gabriel caught her hand.

Gabriel, playa. Getting the DBGs.

“Not only are you alone with a man, you are removing your veil? Do you want to be stoned?”

Yes because all Muslims historically stoned women.
Christ all mighty.

Sultana pulled away, tugging off the veil and headscarf, tossing her long thick hair defiantly, and her dark eyes flashed. “Being stoned would be worth this one moment of freedom.

Very American view on life.
And what follows is WORDS WORDS WORDS.
Well I think that's it because I'm not seriously reading fanfiction and that's all that follows.
Also: PRAISE BE TO THE EMPEROR, SNOW IS UPON US.