Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Barf Alpha III: A New Age of Vomit

Japanese, like all languages, requires years of diligent study and practice to become even scantly fluent. Japanese, unlike most languages, has many weekend practitioners who fancy themselves masters by stringing together as many awkward phrases together (all learned from anime) together as humanly possible. Behold, Mada Boku Niwa Sukui Arisou? Which, to save the grammar lesson, rest assured: it is about as awkward as he could have made it.
As yet I (dimuntive form of I) probably have received help? Why the question mark? Why "ni wa" instead of a standard predicate? WHO KNOWS?
On a further note, I just heard that my grandfather was diagnosed with lung cancer. I'm not really surprised to realize I don't even give a flying fuck about it.

So you were close, I take it.
He's a heavy smoker and refused to give that up even after the doctor warned him over 10 times that this was what was going to happen.

Yes that often happens to heavy smokers.
I've always said that smoking is a choice someone makes, in my opinion everyone is free to make said choice - even kids if they feel the need to 'impress' their peers - but I'm not about to pity the consequences smoking brings.

Watch out folks, internet badass.

Not even in the slightest. Again that was the choice HE made, not mine.

You can still feel human emotions you emo fuck.
I mean I don't give a shit that he's dying but then again he's not my grandfather.
So yeah, I just got accused of being 'cold and calm' about the situation while my 'poor grandfather is dying'.

Nothing wrong with that. Going apeshit will not bring the dead back to life.
As for the dying part, we don't really know anything about the severity of the situation - we'll supposedly hear tomorrow - so why say he's dying already?

Because he has lung cancer? I'm not a doctor but I suspect that's reasonably severe.
Lung cancer is a horrible but treatable disease.

I don't think so but then again you probably played Trauma Center on the DS way more than I have, so you're clearly the expert here.

But apparently this (now dubbed so by many) personal soap-serie hasn't ended yet.

Series. Personal soap series. The singular version of series is still series.
My grandfather ended up sending a christmass card specifically to my mother and as you can guess my name wasn't on it. At all.

Christmas only has one 's', heathen.
One less seat to reserve at my graduation and again a whole shitload of stress I don't need dissapears.

Disappears*
also that's really cold, to cut your dying grandfather out of your graduation ceremony because he forgot to send you a "Christmass" (sic) card.

Oooooooooooh! And guess what! I'm spending Christmass over at my girlfriends place ^_^

By which you mean "in my room, downloading porn" because let's face it, any girlfriend you have has a name that ends in ".jpg", do ho ho ho.
But whatever, if she doesn't even believe in my capabilities when it comes to my education, she can go fuck herself.

I think she might be reasonable to assume that. You do seem to have trouble with elementary grammar.
She's most defenitely not welcome at graduation and neither is the rest of my family (except maybe my grandpa).

Well the next entry makes a liar out of you, doesn't it? Also like going to your graduation is such a reward for putting you through school, you miserable shit. I mean it'd be one thing if you were fucking awesome and it was like your parents could feel a sense of accomplishment at watching their child grow but you were clearly a miserable fuck to be around so they're probably just relieved to be rid of you.
I did meet a really nice girl like I more or less said in my previous post. She's a bit younger than me, but it's ok.

>bit younger than me
Did you know child porn is illegal in all 50 states and Canada?
I'm really comfortable with her and I like her family (as far as I'm familiar with them that is). I plan on spending my christmas over at my new inlaws just to get away from my family.

They're not your in laws unless you are married. Also I'm amazed you have a girlfriend. I would have guessed you were gay for sure.
Funny how I absolutely adore my new girlfriend and inlaws and I can't even share that with my own mother?

Maybe if you weren't such a miserable twat you could, but nope.
She seems to believe that gay (and lesbian) people are somehow disfigured or ill and that they date people from their own sex because of it. Yet somehow bisexual (or pansexual in my case) people are sick and twisted andthey apparently completely disgust her.

Pansexual-- What does that mean? I mean obviously pan- means "all" but what does that entail, precisely? Let's check that regular fountain o' knowledge, Wikipedia:
Pansexuality, or omnisexuality[1] is a sexual orientation characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire for people, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex.

Too many fucking links, thanks Wikipedia.
So she (?) is a bisexual?
Oh, the article continues:
Bisexuality is a sexual orientation characterized by attraction to both men and women. Unlike pansexuality, it does not specifically include people who fall outside the gender binary.

Oh Jesus Christ, who cares? Fuck girls, fuck men, I don't give a shit. Just shut up.
Oooooooooooooooh me nearly forgot!
I got Photoshop CS2 recently!

I'm very VERY happy with it.
My coloring/shading days have never seen brighter days XD

Coloring days have never seen brighter days. Great.
Yeah, me bitching yet AGAIN...

( getting sick of me yet? X3 )

Yeah I am, actually. Fuck off, you stupid twat.

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