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Christfags are funny, aren't they? I mean they always go on and on about living a Christian lifestyle and avoiding sin and shit. Usually this only pertains to the lives of others, because they'll be goddamned if they have to analyze any of their behaviors.
This runs, of course, contrary to the exact teachings of the Bible, which espouses that all have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God, and that's sort of why the whole Jesus Christ business.
But no, we're here today to get our Catholic on and feel guilty about having human emotions, because as we all know, guilt brings us closer to the Lord.
I thought that was suffering, oh wait--
Well, good thing I'm not a Christfag. Don't really need to know this shit.

Yeah, I just wanted to apologize for what I said about Natalie Dylan in my last journal entry. She might be putting her virginity up for auction, but that doesn't give me the right to use vulgar words associated with those who are involved in prostitution.

That's right, bitch. Jesus Christ himself had this to say:
"Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man."

I didn't realize it would offend everyone so much. It's probably not very "Christian" of me or good for my testimony. I just get SO ANGRY with people who don't give sex the respect and honor it deserves.

Whoa hi large font. Also he who is without sin cast the first stone, etc etc but as I said WE'RE HERE TO GET A CHRISTFAG ON WHICH MEANS HYPOCRISY.

What I'd really like to do is write my novel. I've tried writing it many times before but these computers at the library only give you so many minutes to work with. What I need is a good long day to sit down without any interuptions and just write my heart out for hours.

Geez how did that one guy, what was his name, Chaucer? How did he write his stories? I seem to recall something about... Paper or something. And a pen, yeah, that's it! Paper and a pen!

Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door this morning before 9 AM which is when I wake up every day. I was so disappointed that I wasn't there when they knocked because for years I've been studying what they believe and figuring out what I would say to one of them if I ever met one.

Wow your life just sounds filled with meaning.

Please Lord, grant me gorgeous weather on Sunday afternoon and calm my spirit and make it a beautiful day and help me be an excellent wife for Your glory!!!

ME ME ME ME ME GRANT ME THINGS

The rest of this entry will be about what I now feel is approriate and not appropriote for marriage since I've change my views a little bit.

This is good. I've been waiting to see what you had to say about the venerable institute of marriage, because prior to you everyone had just been wandering around guessing at shit.

Now, this entry is NOT to condemn. It is simply to inform others about my beliefs.

Good. This is important.

I believe that lust is a sin. What your body may not be doing physically... your mind is doing mentally.

Yes, Jesus Christ himself has expressed similar notions.

So experimenting before marriage with things like topless massages, passionate making out, and all things that aren't technically sex is playing with fire. You're dancing on the line of sexual immorality.

YOU'RE PLAYING WITH FIRE, YOU HEAR ME? IF 000sundancer000 SAYS SO, IT MUST BE TRUE!

It has been two years since Mathew said, "I want to marry you." We haven't ever touched each other inappropriately or showed skin where it shouldn't be exposed.

Wow you two sound like tons o' fun.

Think about how you might feel if you learned that your spouse was intimate with someone else. Would that make you hurt and jealous?

No the only thing that would make me feel hurt or jealous is myself, but if the bitch does that the game is fucking on.
Now there's a ton of posts that are so fucking boring, holy shit.
Uhhhhhhhh now there are a ton of posts about prayer and shit. Whatever, bitch. I have demons to slay on the internet. While you're praying away I have horrors to kill.

Don't tease the octopus, kids

Yeah baby, samurai level 27 to 30, warrior level 36 to 39 (!), dark knight level 1 to 10, dragoon level 4 to 10. This weekend was a very productive weekend in every category that matters.
Oh right, the real world. Well, unsurprisingly, there's still douchebaggery afoot. I confirmed this the moment I stepped into class today. Here we have Mistressdeath (groan).
First thing you'll likely notice about this blog is that it's crazy randum xD, the highest form of humor, at least according to Socrates. Plato. Whoever.

Brian: If there are any rewrites of the KJV it should be like The Bible and Ninjas, like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
me: YES! Really, Vampire Jesus sort of makes sense. Rising from the dead, all that. And now they can make a film version where he sparkles.
Brian: Well that's what's so special about Jesus, he's both a zombie and a vampire.
me: I wonder if he ate Judas' brains. That would be a sweet plot twist for the movie version.
Brian: bible REMIX
me: ::record scratching sounds::

So randum xD

I am concerned because I put my last name in a friends-only post, and obviously I don't want that post to become public. Smart people of the internets, I humbly request your help.

Yeah someone is totally e-stalking you.
Ha, ha people treating the internet like it's real life. Don't post your last name on the internet, people, come on.

In fact, I think the more integrated minorities (sexual or otherwise) are into the world at large, the more everybody else is forced to see real people instead of stereotypes.

Oh hi class I thought I just left (went home to get away from, in fact) I see we're still having this conversation.
Yeah apparently people look and think differently than I do.

It's pretty sad that one of the few places in the suburbs that facilitated that is now discriminating against a segment of its patrons.


Now, back to the previously-scheduled program: trying not to puke my guts out all over the place.

Whatevs.

During a convoluted discussion about BJ Novak from "The Office," Jon decided that my new nickname is "Hand Job." I don't think he's really thought this through. Giving your wife a nickname like "Hand Job" sends a certain message to the world, one that maybe he doesn't want to send. Hmm. Maybe I should nickname him "Donkey Punch."

Your nickname is really the measure of your worth as a person. While you have nicknames like "Hand job" and ""cumdumpster" or whatever, people like Frank Nitti have nicknames like "The Enforcer", the title of a fine Clint Eastwood movie.
I know Frank Nitti was dead before Clint Eastwood ever made a movie, but it still gives me pause for thought.

The camera and the computer finally decided to work together and allow me to upload images.

Computers are sentient and this is how it works.

For our cotton anniversary, I had these shirts made into a quilt.

Excuse me?

Even though two years of marriage doesn't sound like very long,

No there is no "even though". Two years isn't that long.

it's still a milestone. The fact that two people as stubborn as we are haven't killed or maimed each other by this point attests to our deep and abiding love.

I predict a long, healthy marriage.

On a day like today, when the temperature is more or less perfect for enjoying a cool breeze off the lake, there's no good reason to be inside anyways.

ANYWAYS
ANYWAYS
ANYWAYS GUYS
ANYWAYS
Also, au contraire, there's never a good reason to be outdoors.

Jon was able to meet me for lunch today at Nine Muses, before I went to the museum, and we ate quickly enough that we had time to walk in the park by Old St. Pat's.

The name of a pretentious restaurant where pretentious people eat.
Still though, correct. There are only nine muses.
FINAL JEOPARDY NAME ALL OF THEM GO GO GO

We held hands on the path while I crunched mustard seeds that were stuck in my teeth and he told me about patching servers, and while I don't really know what that is, I was happy to listen.

I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, GUYS. Look it up, son of a fuck.
Now there's a post about having wisdom teeth out. Heh, enjoy that, primitives. I get to keep mine.

Hello, people who talk about "The Mexicans."

I have news.

You know "the Mexicans" you talk about all the time? As if they're all going to connect together like Transformers and form one Giant Mexican?

I'm detecting butthurt.
Also before you proceed: in my world, any comparison to Transformers, no matter how obtuse or supposedly negative, is a compliment.
Proceed.
Oh, unless, of course, it's in reference to Michael Bay.
Proceed.

Go look at a map of Mexico. No, really. Go look.

O--okay, what am I doing, exactly?
I know this doesn't actually apply to me because frankly I could give a shit about Mexicans or any other sort of immigrant, but I'm piqued.

Do you see how big Mexico is? I know you like to think the USA is OMG BIGGEST COUNTRY EVAR!!1!

>EVAR!!1!
:|
Also: the US is a lot bigger than Mexico, so I'm not really seeing your point.

because bigger always equals better. Mexico is really big, though.

According to that fountain of knowledge that is Wikipedia, Mexico isn't even in the top ten largest countries (by land mass) but do continue. I'm riveted. (that's definitely sarcasm in case you couldn't tell)

Take a few moments to find, on the map, the cities Oaxaca, Cozumel, Juarez, and La Paz. You'll notice that these places aren't very close to one another. Yet, they are all full of...Mexicans!

Okay. Not getting too technical, are you?

If you are one of those people who bristle at being lumped in with New Yorkers, LA residents, or Southerners when you say that you're American, you should understand this.

I'm okay with this. Except Texans. They don't count.

I therefore do not want to hear you loitering around campus and talking about "the Mexicans." You know, some of them are even actually Americans, as in, they were born here and may speak English as a first language. Brown does not equal foreign.

Christ can I not get away from Foundations of Education today? Apparently not.

Coming soon in this series: No, That Romanian Woman Is Not Polish.

Wow you're giving people a lot of credit if you think anyone knows the critical differences between Romanian and Polish.

When we moved in, we noticed right away the loud calling of two Cooper's Hawks. They're not usually very vocal, so it wa

Holy shit I saw a hawk swoop down and grab a rabbit today while I was driving. Sorry to interrupt your really boring story with something totally awesome, do continue. Man, I saw all sorts of shit today. I saw a real transvestite, too. Always an adventure.

s no surprise that they turned out to be nesting in a nearby tree.

Yeah whatever.
Man speaking of hawks, is anyone else fucking pumped for Assassin's Creed 2? I cannot wait. November 17, wooooooooooo--
I know the symbolism in Assassin's Creed figured more around eagles than hawks, but still same shit. Birds of prey.

We haven't been able to buy Mario Karts for Wii since the stores seem to know we're coming and hide all their copies. We rented it instead, and quickly I'm learning some things.

1)I'm still not very good at this game.

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Now there's a video of what I thought was some woman attempting to perfect robotic leg movement but it turns out to be just some sort of furfag contraption. This is why we'll never have Gundams in real life, people.
All right that's it I have to study for some really douchey test.

I am the sword that cleaves evil

Leveled samurai from 21 to 27 yesterday, so I'm basically a marathon man. Can't say the same for my character, who inexplicably started missing EVERY HIT EVER towards the end. Light weight.
But anyway, enough about totally awesome things that involve stabbing giant crabs with lightning, we have BLOGS TO REVIEW TODAY.
You'll (maybe) notice the blog is entitled "Radical Woman" which is a serious misnomer. About as bad as those Youtube videos that promise nudity, but you know for a fact that shit would get shot down instantaneously so you click on it just to see what kind of HILARIOUS RICK ROLL-ESQUE VIDEO YOU'LL BE RECEIVING TODAY but then you still feel bad because you still fucking clicked on it.
It's exactly like that. I sat here thinking "no way she's any sort of radical" then I felt smug for a minute because my suspicions were indeed confirmed but OH WAIT I'M STILL READING IT.

One of my strengths as a 23 year old is knowing and understanding how I used to be. Although I may not remember the thought process or exactly how I felt about who, when, and why...I do remember the important things and can make sense of it all now.

I guess I was just trying to give that to you as well.

One of her strengths as a very mature 23 year old-- whatever.

well Hawaii was nice, coming home was crazy.
everything hit the fan, good and the bad...the bad was really bad--in all subjects.

I wonder what God is teaching me right now.

Oh fuck I know what I'm in for now.

I cleared my throat in ASL...things like that make me laugh at myself.

It's funny how taking a break makes you need a break when you come home.

What?
Oh I get it. See, ASL is American Sign Language and you wouldn't need to clear your throat because you're not talking-- wow. This is dire.
Now there are some poems I'm not fucking reading because frankly I get enough of this shit during class.
... Oh go on, then. I'll do one :3

When your mind is a mess
So is mine
I cant sleep
Cause it hurts when I think

FUCK YOU FOR MAKING MY FONT GO CRAZY

All the words that we say
And the words that we mean
Words can fall short
Can't see the unseen
Cause the world is awake
For somebody's sake now, please close your eyes woman
Please get some sleep

Wow that's really-- wow.
All right I think that's enough.

Adrian is now married. Mrs. Johnson. Wow.

I think I might take another part time job...something to do with my extra non-wedding-planning time. Also, I'm taking classes in the Fall...
History of Jazz
University Singers
American Sign Language

Wow what a brutal schedule. Music majors are such complainers, too. I HAVE A GUITAR TEST TODAY!
Ohhhh well fuck me! The rooms I have to go to barely have light bulbs while you're sitting in your two new buildings but at least I don't have a fucking guitar test!

I'm really excited about all of the one hundred level courses I'm going to take in the next year. Wheelthrown ceramics will have to wait until next summer.

Just not enough time in the day to take Wheelthrown ceramics (don't even know what that is)
I know people who manage to take 18 credit hours in psychology while working, just saying.
It may seem like I'm being particularly unfair today but I'm majoring in English so I'm basically five up from last in terms of difficulty so this is a rare day for me, okay.

They should make Lisa Frank t-shirts, I bet millions of young adult women would buy them.

Young adult women. What the fuck are you some kind of marketing computer?

I think I'm one of those "just do it" kinda people. (sidenote: I should work for Nike, I know)

I just jump into something whether or not I'm ready and see if it works out. But once I jump I stay committed until "mission complete".

A commendable, space marine quality, I think.

For example, if a tough decision needs to be made, I'm totally there--but when it's something small like what kind of cereal should I buy for the next three weeks of my life..."Honey, what do you feel like?"

I'm pathetic.

Wow. I guess this must be what they call "bad writing". How Games Workshop writers can go on about honor and duty and shit for pages and it's still interesting but I'm already bored of her commitments two sentences in.

Special K with Strawberries, Honeynut Cheerios, or Frosted Flakes?

(walks around and thinks about it for two minutes, debating, then finds Adam and asks him...)

Cheerios if you have any goddamn sense.
Uh-oh logging into FFXI I sense my attention waning.

So I stayed home last night from Truth Project. Truth Project is this awesome study that answers all these tough questions Christians are faced with--well everyone is faced with really. What is truth, who is man, where did earth come from, is evolution consistent, is creation consistent, what is the bible, is it true, philosophy, matter, science, etc. I've been learning a lot...which is good. Learning=good.

>Bible
>science
:3
Also pretty much everything you need to know about life, philosophy, religion, etc. can be summarized in one video under two minutes in length.
Aww yeah just got Utsusemi: ichi
oh wait I'm still supposed to be updating this.
Uhh-- entry over I guess go home :c