Special 200th post spectacular!

Who would have guessed this would have held my interest for 200th posts? Certainly not I!
With that said, though, this is my last entry. Seriously. Maybe.
And what better way to celebrate than with what has brought me so much fortune, acclaim and readers? Especially that last part, oh ho. Actually especially the first part, too, but especially the second part.
So here we have Guillo, he's some kind of something.

I got an A on my English paper last week. Which is amazing cause I wrote the paper in like 5 hours the night before it was due because I spent 2 weeks playing Aion.

:|

Anyways, I'm excited cause it's my first paper that the professor has told me that it was great and he told me that in front of class which boosted my ego. :D

:|

Here it is

http://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=0AXXgYf-acStAZGRidGhwMmdfMTR4bXhmbTdkdw&hl=en

I didn't think it was super great cause of the time it took me to write it, maybe my professor was drunk when he graded my paper.

Oh, what? Posting your homework to your blog, okay.
Let's see-- oh, well, right off the bat in any English class I've taken sentences such as:

This is another part of the current healthcare system that saddens me.

would have instantaneously failed you. It's an unsubstantiated opinion with no relevance to anything, but mostly because you used a first person pronoun.

Dominicans in Japan.

Nope not reading this.

Last night Japanese class was good. Of course, I was supposed to learn the #s 1-10 and I did not study so I was a lame ass in class. I did super well in the Kore/Sore/Are part.

Derp derp.
You're not going to make it, bro. That's Japanese 101 and you're already fucking up hard and missing basic grammar assignments.

Maybe going to Japan is a bad idea. That's just asking for me to get arrested for trying to rape a sumo wrestler.

What is this I don't even
Why would you want to rape a sumo wrestler?

OMFG JU GAIS!!!!!!

:|
:|
:|
Now he posts pictures of his Aion character which I wager looks strikingly similar to how he looks (sans gray skin, red eyes and wings of course) in real life. That is, morbidly obese with a neckbeard.
Also thanks for answering conclusively whether or not I should try Aion. That answer, by the way, is a resounding "no".

Beyonce is the most amazing woman ever. I love her.

Hi I added a picture of Kanye West for humorous effect.

Japanese class was awesome last night.
My pronunciation frakin' rocks.

But does your grammar rock?
Considering your English grammar is of inferior quality, I somehow kind of doubt it.

The problem I have is that I freeze when attention is on me. So when I had to stand up and talk to another person I kinda get weird.

Last night a girl had to introduce me to her friend.

No you freeze because you have to talk to girls because you have NO GAME.
It went something like this.

Kochira Kono wa Suzuki wo to Debura san desu. kochira kono wa Honda wo to Waito san desu.

Hi just upgrading your grammar.

That's all I had to say. I might have the particle "wo" wrong but I don't have my notes on me.

No you definitely did. Also if you pronounced it "whoa" your pronunciation is as poor as your grammar.

Conor and I think the class is going a bit slow. The Teacher explains stuff way too long and he goes off into space with stuff.

Apparently not long enough when it comes to basic elements like the difference between an object marker and the conjunction "and".

I'm wearing a sweater vest, so I am looking super cute.

Heh, heh, heh.

So we get there and we kinda hope for a woman teacher cause women are cute when speaking Japanese I think.

Unless they're ugly, then it's not so cute.
Naturally.

I am here eating lunch at work. Hot boys around.

Maybe this is a girl, I don't know. She (?) posted her first name: Guillermo. I could Google it and find out but that would spoil the mystery. Let's take bets and I'll Google it at the end and we'll have a conclusive (hopefully) answer.
I'm still going to work under the assumption that this is a gay guy.

can you say SQUEEEEEEE!!!

In light of this evidence I think one could make a strong case for this being a girl, but there still isn't enough conclusive evidence yet. I'm standing firm on this.
All right mystery over he posted a lot of pictures of himself.
I was correct on every single account by the way because I'm pro like that.

This has to be one of the greatest stand up comedy acts in the history of history. The execution, the ending, the build up to know what "the phrase" is.

Dane Cook at his best ladies and gentlemen

>Dane Cook
>one of the greatest stand up comedy acts
Last entry I'm serious.
Wait maybe all the pictures of that morbidly obese gentleman weren't of the author.
Goddamn this blog is confusing.
No, wait, it is. There are a couple fat guys that I've seen pictures of from this blog, okay, so it's very hard to follow.
Now I've gone through 3 years of entries. Most of them were pictures at one time but are now missing.
Cool blog, bro.
Well I best be doing some shit for class tomorrow or something. I seem to recall a long, rambling speech and then some kind of assignment on Tuesday so I better search deep into my soul to discover the assignment which turns out is written on the Mona Lisa like in invisible ink like the latest Dan Brown bestseller or some shit.
So anyway last entry.
Maybe.
No, really, it is.
Maybe.

:V

Oh boy, today.
I didn't think you could enjoy Guyver and Persona 3 and still turn out a cunt, but surprise, surprise.
This blog along with the entire career of Carlos Santana has me near a breakthrough with how douchebaggery works. See, Santana has this uncanny power to turn any douche (c.f. that song he did with Michelle Branch and also that song with the lead singer of Nickelback [more like Nickelgay]) into something halfway presentable, but this blog appears to have the inverse power.
I am intrigued by the potential, here.
So this girl-- apparently married another girl.
Holy mother of God this is a man.
What do?
Okay, let's play this cool.

I DARE any of you to have a wedding as awesome as mine was. If you missed it, you'll just have to go to your grave knowing that you missed the PERFECT wedding, and you'll never see its like. If you were there, you may thank me in the comments.

Perhaps you can see why, in this quote, I thought it was a girl. Seriously, wedding shit? Really, bro?

Actually, I should thank you. Thanks to everyone who could make it and to everyone who wasn't. You're a part of this crazy love story between two kids who first talked to each other in a Final Fantasy 7 RP chat room.

I wish I had the linguistic skill to type the noise I just made and have it make sense. Unfortunately I do not, so imagine a noise halfway between a groan and a chuckle.

We first met in person at Otakon. I was cosplaying Wolfwood from Trigun.

Heh, heh, heh.
Oh my, no.
Now he's talking about the books he read this year (a whopping two, congrats bro) one of which is Starship Troopers, one of the classics and the grandfather of giant robot fiction. Even if you disagree with the author's admittedly Republican view of war (implying war is good, what), it's hard to deny the contributions he made to one of the greatest triumphs of human imagination (giant robots).
There was a shitty movie made in the early 2000s that I can only summarize by saying "it's basically homogenized pap for fat Americans" but our boy has this to say:

In a lot of ways, the movie is better than the book. If you just want a story with only a hint of dystopia, you can watch the movie and not have to deal with the crap from the book. If sociology is more your thing, and you want a lecture on the cost-benefits of an entire society based around its all volunteer army, then the book is for you.

What. I think the whole "wow this is kind of a downer" was the point of the book, way to miss it.
IF YOU WANT TO DISPENSE WITH ALL THAT PESKY THINKING, THE MOVIE IS THE WAY TO GO. Tool.

The book is thought provoking (even if you're like me and didn't agree with it at all) but gets pretty boring in parts.

Way to just barely step around the pitfall of "I DON'T GET IT, NO STARS" only to fall flat into "I DISAGREE WITH THE PHILOSOPHY OF THE BOOK, NO STARS".

2) you roleplay, and sometimes your characters seem to wind up really deep and elaborate. do you always get a chance to play all that out in-game, or is it more just a secret history between you and your character?
It honestly depends on the character. For my Final Fantasy XI character, most of it actually has been role played.

>Roleplaying
>FFXI
Holy mother of fuck you're that dickbag that takes five minutes to pull a crab because you have to roleplay your motivation, don'tcha?
I have only had the intense misfortune of playing with your ilk twice, and needless to say it gives me pause for thought before any invitation I accept.

His depth came from many, many hours of actual in-game role play. Reinbach started out as kind of a vague concept and grew into a character with his own psychology and realistic motivations through role play.

Uh-huh. Here's my character's motivation: "I better not suck or my subscription will be cancelled."

He has taken a few tweaks here and there that took place internally, but for the most part, Reinbach kind of grew up in real time.

Cool story.
Oh, hey, your character's name is Reinbach. SHOW ME YOUR KUNG FU.
You are on the Lakshmi server so I've never personally had the dubious honor of being in a party with you, but based off your FFXIAH profile you are a level 70 corsair/ 31 red mage--
wait, 70/31? LEVEL YOUR SUBJOB, GIMP.
Complex character motivations indeed. Apparently not deep enough to keep your subjob properly leveled. (brotip: your level should read to me like this: 70 COR/35 RDM)

3) pokemon trading at the wedding. yes or no?

I didn't know ten year olds got married in civilized nations.

Mein Komputer ist tot.

Ich finde deine Blog sehr Möse.
I don't know if that's right because I haven't had German in like five or six years.

The other one is called (Stephen King fans are going to love this) Graff. It's a malted, slightly hopped apple cider.

:V
What
oh I get it. Yeah, all right, you. Graff was the devil from the ten billion+ page waste of time entitled The Stand.

Kat and I are putting figures of Gendo Ikari and Rei Ayanami on our wedding cake
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 9

Is this awesome y/n?

I don't know, putting anime figures on your wedding cake? I'm going to have to go with a resounding "what the fuck" but whatever, not my fucking wedding. Personally I'd try to convince the bitch it's better to put all that money towards a house or something but that's just me.

Dear Internet,

I just got my car broken into.

Please post amusing pictures to cheer me up.

Sincerely,
Me

Dear Dickbutt,

No.

Love,

Tim.

Well I think the time is nigh to do something else. It has indeed been real, dickbutt. Might I suggest blogging less and leveling your subjob more? I'm sure the miserable sons of bitches in your parties would appreciate it.