LAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUREEEEEEEEN

HELLO LAUREN.

So I lost my AC adapter to my large hard drive somewhere. 

lol externals 

Holy hell y'all.

A group from the UN might come to "monitor" voting.

I'm about 90% certain at this moment that Mitt Romney will not win this election.

He will, however, steal it and get away with it

Yes, because the UN is 100% interested in fixing the election.
If anyone would want to rig the election in Obama's favor it'd be the UN.
I guarantee Mittens would not be half as proactive with war than Obama.
That is pretty much the purpose of the UN, incidentally.

Nope.

Still think The Mentalist is quite possibly the most plot-contrived crime drama on television today with the most absurd villain around.

Like - haate it.

The Mentalist was awesome.
At least, the first season was. Fuck you. That show was hardcore.

I'm planning to go to a MtG release thing this weekend, if only so I can get out of the house for reasons outside of A) work B) errands C) emergencies. Plus in all honesty, I miss socializing with other nerds - I don't get to see many of my friends very often and one of the super-close ones rarely, if ever keeps in contact. I imagine this is a "too busy" deal but I also recognize that she's incredibly introverted.

MAGIC THE GATHERING GUYS
I'M A NERD AND A GIRL TEE HEE xP

My LJ is still Russian.

My dog is anorexic.

One of my former college classmates committed suicide.

My friends are mildly manic-depressive but probably not as much as me.

It's ~snowing~

This is the first entry in about ten I understood.
Blogs.
Also you talk like your Livejournal being in Russian is a problem. Didn't you pick the language?
Why would you set it to a language you can't read?

Man I forget how this series goes from completely strange crack to outright bloody violence to some kind of zen-esque philosophy.

I KNOW RIGHT HOW ABOUT SOME ANIME

see, I can't support NASCAR or funny cars any NASCAR-related activities

I mean - price of gas going up, price of oil affecting many things, so on and so on

how the hell much gas and oil is being wasted per race when there's a souped-up vehicle going 200 mph/for over 200 laps?

... They don't use the same gas you do, dipshit.
They use 100 octane.
Also talk about a drop in the fucking bucket, holy shit.
Yeah, all those anime DVDs that had to be shipped across country?
That's okay but NASCAR I ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT SUPPORT.
Just admit the reason you don't support is it because it's boring as fuck and move on.

When did my government get so overtly corrupt? :/

When did Marcus Aurelius stop being Emperor--
March of 180 I think.
So March 180.
Commodus on.
Well then Pertinax staged a successful coup and he wasn't a bad guy.
Just a little bit inept and too far thinking.
As in none of his plans survived him for long.
So 180.

i hate being underemployed at a company where they should damn well know better

i hate feeling like a failure

Yeah--
time to get a better job, then.

Christ my grocery store job was such shit. I can't even begin to tell you how much better my current job is.
...i need to actually remember to bring this ff7 sticker to my coworker

...i never liked ff7

>not like Final Fantasy 7
DO YOU EVEN
PLAY VIDEO GAMES

I really, really really like the story in this game. I mean - it is epic. Groose, who starts out as your generic bully, gets inherently more badass towards the end and he is possibly like, the most awesome of awesome right now. Pompadour included. And Link - even between games there are obviously different Links because well, they are different Links.

...
How the fuck do you miss the point of the plot of a Zelda game I mean seriously
They're "different" Links because they're really the reincarnation of the same dude--
BECAUSE ZELDA
WISHED
THAT SHE AND LINK COULD BE TOGETHER FOREVER
AND THAT'S HOW HER WISH WAS ANSWERED?
It's called a tragedy and fuck you never mind.
EVERYTHING COOL IS WASTED ON THE FANFIC GENERATION.

Majora's Mask just got 10x more disturbing.

It was already very, very very disturbing.

... Did you see the box?
I mean not to be a dick but come the fuck on.
Holy fuck this blog.
I just spent about an hour writing nothing because I either had no clue what she was talking about or reading her bitch about Zelda.
What the fuck is this, anyway?

I don't know what to do anymore

Writer's block is fucking gone--
browsing latest posts is fucking gone--
can't go to ONTD_P because it's the same 4 cunts screaming about garbage--
WHAT DO I DO?
Only one thing to do, I guess.
Read ONTD.
Blogging is so last year.

“The stakes on this could not be bigger. War, peace, Supreme Court, women’s rights issues, whether we’re creating jobs in this country or getting shipped overseas, whether our kids are getting the best education they can. All that stuff is at stake. There is no excuse not to vote… And I hope you vote for me!”

>Obama
>for education

Jeff Foxworthy, devout Christian and host of "The American Bible Challenge," said in a recent interview that the game show, which is the Game Show Network's (GSN) top rated-original series, allows Christians to put their faith into practice.

Better be praying for that comeback, Jeff.

Foxworthy recently said that the reason he appreciates this game show over others is because it puts the Christian faith in action, with the winning contestants giving their monetary prize back to the community in some way.

""Everybody has a longing for something to fill that void in their life," Foxworthy told news website Zap2It.

Yeah, now that you mention it. I've had a "Bible quiz show" hole in my life for a long time now and thank fuck this has come to fill it.

Although Foxworthy has grown supportive of the show, he was initially hesitant to host the show back when he was offered the opportunity in early 2012.

"Has my career sunk this low?" To which he promptly responded: "GUESS SO!" and here we are.

"My first answer was no. I was thinking 'you can't do a game show about the Bible,'" Foxworthy said during an August taping of the show for GSN, as previously reported by The Christian Post.

Can't do it. 

That's straight out of Leviticus: "thou shalt not host shows based on the Bible."

It says that in there.

Read it sometime.

What do you want to bet the comments are bemoaning how shit this show is while conveniently forgetting they watch Glee?

You fuckers.

I don't watch any TV so I'm free to make fun of all this crap but people in glass houses etc etc.

holy crapstick.

this is an actual show. what.

I mean there are entire channels basically devoted to reruns of CSI and Law and Order so why the fuck not?

Bible quiz show.

Brilliant.

oh i thought like best recitation of the bible. lbr tho it'll never be as interesting as torah and quran recitations.

But the Torah is in the Bible--

I guess those are the books of POCs and the Bible is for boring Anglos so hence her displeasure with it.

what about the part about the woman recollecting her past lovers with giant dicks who came 110 times harder

What the fuck?

Then a lot of people are asking her what the shit she's on about and she responds with:

Ezekiel 23-19-20: Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

WHOAAAAA.

Is that really in there?

Holy shit it is.

I need this whole story.

What's the shit surrounding this?

AND GIVE IT TO ME IN PROPER ENGLISH.

²⁰ For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
²¹ Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.
²² Therefore, O Aholibah, thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I will raise up thy lovers against thee, from whom thy mind is alienated, and I will bring them against thee on every side;

Oh shit.
God just cockblocked a dude. 
Zeus would never cockblock a motherfucker.
He might light you on fire after you do the deed but at least you won't go home with blue balls.
Also "bruising thy teats".
Someone likes it rough har har har

²³ The Babylonians, and all the Chaldeans, Pekod, and Shoa, and Koa, and all the Assyrians with them: all of them desirable young men, captains and rulers, great lords and renowned, all of them riding upon horses.

Wow what a slut.
She sure fucked a lot of dudes.
Babylonians, Cladeans--
Pekods--
I'm not even sure what the fuck a Pekod is--
Shoas and Koas, man.
Assyrians--
Fuck blogs, man. I should go through the Book of Ezekiel sometime.

Shakira reveals her baby's name!

Holy shit the amount of fucks I don't give.

And now she’s spilling the beans on the name they’ve chosen!

Yeah.
I had to read 3 paragraphs to get this far.
You're welcome I didn't include them.

It’s…

Biel!

As in Jessica Biel.
Why the fuck not?

And no, it has nothing to do with a certain actress/bride-to-be named Jessica. The name, of Catalan origin, is a nickname for Gabriel, which means “God is my strength.”

So what’s your take? Is Biel a cute name, strong, trendy or just meh?

So why not name him Gabriel?
Gabriel is a perfectly respectable name.
You could call him Biel like a cunt all you want then but on paper he'd have a respectable, manly name.
A name given to Space Marine captains.
Even ONTD doesn't give a shit. What a worthless post.
You're talking about people who lose their shit if two fictional gays kiss on TV and even ONTD can't muster enough fucks to post on topic about this.
I gave more of a fuck than they did and my only purpose before I even knew Shakira fired a baby out of her twat was to make fun of the kid's name.

Mass Effect 4 details and news revealed 

Over 20 hours of hot gay sex!

meh, i've lost all hope for bioware.

cyberpunk 2077, for anyone who's been keeping up with that, looks rlly good though. cd projekt red have my total trust after the fabulosity that was the witcher 2.

Wait, what
Someone with sense posting on ONTD?
How can someone on ONTD like The Witcher?
That's the game series where you fuck bitches and they give you trading cards.
It reduces women to a commodity to be traded.
Even I found that a bit sexist.
Surely one of these ONTD Snowflakes should burst into flames when they play it?
Also CD Projeckt is making a cyberpunk game?
Shouldn't ONTD be deeply offended at this level of awesome?
Anyway I'm going.
Fuck blogging.