Ready to bear testament to something so horrible I'm not even sure I saw it?
I just keep having to scroll through it to make sure my mind didn't engineer this. It's so douchey I can't believe it's actually real.
Surely this is the product of a unwell mind but NO, THERE IT IS AGAIN.
JEEEEEEEESUS.
Oh, we'll come to it in due time. Let's take this nice and slow.
I found this blog through a comment on another blog. I'm pretty sure these people are furries due to some evidence that's about to come to light and also everyone has furry avatars.
Just stands to reason.
Needless to say this comment was bad enough to cause me to investigate further and, well, here we are.
Since it's looking increasingly unlikely that Ian will get the recording of last session's Cthulhu to me before it's time for the next one, I present a synopsis of events. Spoilers for Jon Hook's The Faculty Party.
With the Professor of Romantic Literature Rosa Moore dead at their feet, apparently the result of a suicidal leap from the top floor balcony, Agents Rondale and Johnson rush to secure the scene, moving the other party-goers ( including as they do Rondale's siblings and McGinty's date ) back, before they check the remains and head upstairs to search for evidence of foul play.
1.5 paragraphs in and I'm 100% lost.
In fact, this is so stupid I'm skipping it. It might relate to an RPG called Call of Cthulhu or perhaps the weeaboo version Cthulhu-Tech (where people in the grimdark future fight Lovecraftian horrors with giant robots-- wait, why does that cause nerds to nerd rage?) but I don't know.
A few notes on the trip to Sydney for Grandma's funeral, and other stuff.
Took a big suitcase, mostly empty , because every other trip I've come home with a suitcase full of second-hand clothes. This may explain why my wardrobe is overflowing, but how can you you politely refuse the charity? Anyway, this turned out to be a mistake, since my brother had neglected to include any baggage allowance when he booked the tickets for us. Ah well.
YAY BORING FUNERAL STORY.
I like how he prefaces this with "a few notes about the trip to Sydney" like oh boy, I was just waiting for this post.
Ok here's the post that caused such unnatural revulsion in me.
I just need someone to confirm that I'm looking at a My Little Pony/Warhammer crossover fanfiction comic. Surely this isn't real.
SURELY
SURELY NO ONE CAN BE THIS MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE.
Oh my God. I don't even know where to begin on what's wrong with this.
One commenter has this to say:
sorry you marines been eaten by genereavers…
It's a Genestealer, dipshit, not a Genereaver.
Jesus Christ I hate Livejournal.
What the fuck is it with you My Little Pony people and shoehorning your creepy fetish into absolutely everything? This is what people hate about furries, you know. People don't hate foot fetishists not because they're not creepy but because they KEEP IT TO THEMSELVES.
BUT NOOOOOOOOO GOTTA MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT MY LITTLE PONY.
rainbow dash = jaghati khan (white scars — fast attack)
flutershy = leman russ (space wolves — taming beasts)
applejack = rogal dorn (imperial fists — siege)
rarity = sanguinius (blood angels — oh so pretty…)
pinkie pie = vulkan (salamanders — pyrotechnics)
I--
What the fuck am I reading?
I wish I knew enough about My Little Pony to call you an idiot but I'm not a six year old girl.
Can I just call you an idiot for drawing the analogy in the first place?
Sure, why the fuck not?
I don't know what Fluttershy is but you just compared it to a barbarian who strangled a 20 foot tall wolf to death with his bare hands.
You just compared something called Pinkie Pie to a man who had a five day duel in an active volcano.
They're all clones of a man humanity has dubbed the God Emperor.
This'd be like me sitting here comparing Judge Dredd to Spongebob.
Also, I love that Bronies not only enjoy a show about Love and Tolerance but also love the game/s All about War and Destruction
I thought you Bronies were complete faggots but at least you were off on your own corner of nerd culture.
Now you've wandered into my corner and I'm a little pissed.
Netzach's father was the product of hundreds of years of careful breeding to perfect the Navigator Gene that makes interstellar travel possible - careful breeding he threw away on a dalliance with a comely lower-deck wench. The emergence of Netzach's Third Eye and associated psychic abilities, some 13 years later, came as a huge shock to everybody concerned.
Guess you missed the part of the Navigator backstory where it's a 100% hereditary trait, necessitating Navigators to only reproduce with other Navigators.
Good work, dipshit.
This is in reference to Rogue Trader, an RPG set in the Warhammer 40k universe and apparently this blog is just keen on pissing me off on all Warhammer-related issues today because he's 2/2 currently.
I'd have let this one slide if I hadn't seen the previous travesty but now I'm not in a forgiving mood.
XD - I just deleted a spambot comment on the Rogue Trader post. It wanted to add the entry - an entry about the grimdark and unbearably horrible Warhammer 40K Universe - to a blog about 'the Top 50 Travel Destinations'.
XD
Oh God why.
List of fan communities I hate:
- Pokemon
- Final Fantasy
- Elder Scrolls
- WARHAMMER
The Word Bearers? What kind of silly name is that for a Chaos Legion?
Gee I dunno, maybe they're some kind of missionaries for Chaos.
Like they bear something--
maybe words.
Words of Chaos, you know?
So Word Bearers.
JESUS CHRIST YOU PEOPLE ARE WORKING ON MY LAST NERVE TONIGHT.
SPACE WOLVES THAT'S A FUNNY NAME BECAUSE WOLVES ARE TERRESTRIAL CREATURES AND NOT OUT IN SPACE AT ALL HA HA HA HA XP MY LITTLE PONY
"The Smurf is actually the result of a symbiotic relationship between two organisms. We believe that Smurfs put their 'embryos' in the button of a developing mushroom. From a distance, Smurfs seem like they are wearing a hat and pants but as you can see this is a fallacy.
Except Smurfette because she was created by Gargamel.
AM I SERIOUSLY READING THIS?
ABOUT THE SMURFS?
What the fuck, kid? What has gone wrong in your life where you're writing fanfiction about the fucking Smurfs?
Smurfs are believed to be a hunter gatherer society. As you can see, this little guy is returning from a successful venture. It is generally difficult to spot a Smurf; they are very apprehensive and cunning.
Oh yeah, hunter gatherer society. Remember that episode where Brainy downed a mammoth with an atlatl?
NO?
Fuck it, me neither.
I had to wander off for about two hours to get my mind off this bullshit.
I've kind of forgotten why I was so angry.
Oh right, I remember now.
FUUUCK IT.
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