Life is full of stories

I think that might actually be an ad on this blog and not the title. Who gives a shit?
The first post reaffirms generic blog poster #5828 does not fear midterms.

I just took my Korean midterm,

Cool story, bro.

and I think I pwned it up the butt....z0rs.

ಠ_ಠ

But I have my Visual Arts midterm tomorrow, and I haven't even started preparing for that. Crunch timmeeeeee!

Might want to do that I don't know--

I think I was really productive the past weekend, because I did so many things without feeling rushed. I woke up early on Saturday morning and went to CLICS to study with Esther.

Don't know what that is but Esther sounds Amish, or like she's from the 5th century or something.

Anyway, after that, we went to Ralphs and did a lot of shopping--my fridge is now filled with food! It feels really good just knowing that whenever I'm hungry, I can dig into my fridge and grab something to eat instead of starving.

Holy shit, really? Eating food is better than starving to death? Jesus Christ you are the most boring person ever. I can't believe this is actually in a blog. I cannot believe she just retold her entire weekend shopping spree.
Words cannot describe how little I care.

Then after shopping, we played card games and watched Season One of Friends.

That's the mark of a life bereft of content. Watching Friends.

I woke up early again on Sunday and went to try out Hope Presbyterian Church with Esther, which we both ended up liking--or I liked it at least haha.

Oh yeah, you and Esther went to the Church, didja? How'd that go? Oh, you liked it? Fantastic.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
I'm sure I've devoted more paragraphs than any healthy mind should, but it's worth repeating: ALTER YOUR SENTENCE STRUCTURE YOU ILLITERATE FUCKWITS.

My 순장 bought me a new cool looking bible and I think I might start doing QTs and read the bible more often. So yeah, to sum it all up, I totally used my weekend well ^^.

Don't know what that word is. One of the few languages my grammar faggotry does not extend to is Korean.
Fuck Korean.
Next entry is three paragraphs about making Easy Mac. You know, the shit you put in a bowl, add a cup of water and microwave for a minute? Jesus Christ she treats it like it's a real recipe.

In the early morning, it's raining. In the afternoon, it's sunny. And in the evening, it's freaking cold as fck.

I guess I get to fill in the vowel for "fck". I pick "a". Cold as fack.
Seriously you can cuss on the internet. You're in college now I imagine your mom won't wash your mouth out with soap.

Sometimes, it's just super hot in the morning and super cold in the evening.

Oh wow I wonder what causes that? You fucking idiot.
Maybe my aggression towards this bimbo seems unwarranted because I haven't quoted an entire paragraph in whole, so I'll do that now so you can get a picture of what her entire journal is like:

Ahhhh, omg. I remember from my previous posts and how I would always complain about this one teacher I had in highschool because of her scary-ness. I think I've found a new teacher who will replace her for my journal rants. This *new* teacher is seriously one anal homo. He's a smart person and a very dedicated instructor, but I don't think he has to be so anal about how closely we have to follow his absurd rules. Out of the three classes I am taking this first quarter, his class is the worst. It seriously ruins my entire day. For one, his class is at 8:00AM, and it's the furthest class from my dorm. Second, it's the longest class I have in my entire schedule. Third, he's mega anal. I really hate how his class is at 8:00AM in the morning though - I find it extremely hard to wake up that early to get to a class, honestly.

JESUS FUCK ME WE GET IT. HE'S ANAL AND YOUR CLASS IS AT 8. I CAN FOLLOW YOUR SIMPLE LOGIC FROM POINT A TO POINT B WITHOUT REITERATING IT FIVE TIMES.

How do you pronounce the word "coupon"?

Die.
Also this person is a man. I know his entire name and his address because HE POSTS IT ON HIS BLOG.

I mean, I can even take racist remarks from my French class teacher, but the kid kept talking about how Koreans were dumb, as if eating dogs had anything to do with smarts.

Don't really have anything to say here I just thought I'd take some quotes out of context.

I need someone to fangirl with.

So this is a girl? I'm completely fucking lost now.

I'm going to be thinking "what the hell am I supposed to write about" or I might even write the entire essay with simple sentences, wow.

No, not you! You'd never write an entire blog in nothing but simple-fuck-sentences!
I'm back to thinking this is a guy.
I have to know. Even worse, his/her Facebook picture is two people. One boy, one girl.
This has to be the most ambiguous journal ever.
I'm going to take drastic measures never before taken: I'm going to post a comment.
Violating one of my prime directives to never directly alter or affect native life but this is critical.

Dear Sir or Ma'am,
Are you a man or a woman?
Don't take this the wrong way, but I can't tell.
Sincerely,
Curious.

I think that's nice. I didn't want to come off as too threatening or mean because then I'd never get an answer.
Ho, ho, ho posted.
So I think I covered the hard hitting issues of our time in this entry: man, or woman?
I'm just doing my part. In a billion years when we're dead and some advanced alien society is researching our world, they'll find this record and know the score.
You're welcome, alienfriends. You're welcome.

Fuck me

I hated my last post. I don't know what I was thinking. Apparently I thought I wasn't obligated to be funny which is kind of the fucking point.
Well whatever I had a nice salt water douche so I'm back now.
THIS IS THE MOST INFURIATING BLOG EVER.
Look at this shit.
Look at this shit.
Where is the "recent entries" button? I seriously can't find it. I've clicked on every fucking button on this website and it is nowhere.

So whatever I'll just keep clicking back. If this is her only entry I guess I'm fucked.
Rain! Rain is ahead in the forecast! It's supposed to rain for like 2-3 days! Kay so that would depress most but not me, it actually makes me really happy :).

I... What?

So fun fact, when I was leaving Biology/computer lab today I was in such an upbeat mood that I literally walked outside singing. Yeah that's a new one for me XD.

Usually when you say "fact" it's qualified with something like "did you know there are bees the size of your thumb and they spit flesh-melting acid into your eyes?" I'm not making that up, by the way. Japanese bees. My friend linked me to an article about them.
So I promise not to be too hard on this person because she (has to be a girl) has Phantasy Star Online art as her banner, so she can't be too bad.
Actually-- no that makes no sense at all. She has been exposed to PURE AWESOME so there is no excuse for this.

Ok so it was singing in japanese and barely anyone around (thank god) but still!

why would you do this?

ajksjdkjgkjgj I feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside jeez n.n. And it ish bc he makes me feel like that t.t. I had forgotten what this felt like, lol ^^. It is a nice feeling ♥ I'M RAMBLING.

Holy. Shit. Is that a goddamn heart? How do you have a heart in your font?

Loool so this has been my day: woke up at 9, went to social psych. Spent half of social psych eating breakfast (which I normally never eat, but I feel sick t_t).

Jesus Christ all mighty why are you eating in class? I know people who do this. They sit there eating goddamn pizza in the middle of biology while I'm trying to hear about how badass the sun is and how it's going to ruin all of our shit in five billion years or when it feels like it (whichever happens first). But no all I hear is CHOMP CHOMP SMACK chew with your mouth closed you pig.

Zoned out during much of social psych bc I realize it 75%-99% what he assigns in reading x.x.

I promise I won't make a big deal about this, but you don't need a smiley face every sentence.

I went to stats in which I studied for memory for 15 mins, then fell asleep. (HEY THE GIRL NEXT TO ME FELL ASLEEP TOO T___T). Then I went to recitation for stats, in which I colored and did icons for Soul Nomad (one of which I'm sporting now =p). So I paid no attention,

Glad your parents (or you, or the state, whatever) is paying for all that education. Seems to be working.

also got my first quiz back from quantative, 100 w00 =p. (point in case right there).

The phrase is "case and point" you illiterate.

Then I decided I was bored in recitation so I just got up and left, and called Anthony XD.

So you ate during your first class, fell asleep during your second and got up and left in the middle of your third? I bet your teachers fucking hate you.

Life is great, life is great!!!!!!!!!

Augh, like seriously! o_o.

Again with the smileys. Also one punctuation mark please.

3: LOL ALPACAS. (google it, if you don't know what they are)

I do. You're still a cunt.

I have a lot of scattered thoughts, so this is gonna be a weird list type entry, so bear with me.

OH, NOT AT ALL LIKE YOUR NORMAL ENTRIES WHICH ARE SOOOO COHERENT.

And none of them are easy, except Japanese I, which I think I could pass in my sleep. Can we all say: あ、い、う、え、お correctly? YES WE CAN! :).

Yeah you're really cool.

...Lol, I'm awful. But I truely feel like...I'm mature for my age or something.

HA HA HA REALLY? SERIOUSLY? You're-- you're joking, right?

I know Joaquin feels similar, because he relates more to adults. *shrugs*. It's just how I am :P.

Err--

There's this black kid on my floor who said he studies japanese though, so hmm perhaps he's interesting.

Why'd you have to point out he's black? What, a black kid can't be interested in a foreign culture?
Real mature, racist.
No I'm just breaking your balls. I'm sure you'd do that for any silly non-white, right Hitler?

Did I tell everyone I'm shooting for higher than a 3.5 this year, which is higher than I got last sem?

ha ha ha my GPA is higher study harder before you gloat.

Well, congratulate me guys!!!

I got to level 70 in World of Warcraft!

Congrats on being handed level 70. That may have meant something before they raised the experience you get per quest and lowered the amount you need to level by 30%.
Not to take the piss out of your "achievement" but I wouldn't be impressed if you had 15 level 70s prior to the patch-- WoW is piss easy. Come back when you've been through the second job that is Final Fantasy XI.

Okay so Japanese partially counts bc I took 4 years of jp alreadly, heh.

Too bad you didn't take any English, though.

I've ALWAYS liked villains/ non heroic characters. When I was little, I LOVED the Nightmare before Christmas o.o. And it's not exactly a normal story either.

WOW HOW WACKY YOU SURE ARE UNIQUE AND SPECIAL.
I mean goddamn I've never heard of someone liking Nightmare Before Christmas before. Seriously, Nightmare Before Christmas?
Goddamn what a unique soul I have found.
All right that's it no more. It does go on (obviously) but the rest is so profoundly stupid I think I'm actually a water head after reading it.