Showing posts with label fuck you too bitch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fuck you too bitch. Show all posts

Monday, July 1, 2013

Doing the lord's work

"You truly are a beneficent, Christ-like figure"--
paraphrasing of a comment I got last blog.
Thank you, friend.
Thank you.
I just try to bring wisdom to my fellow man.
Whether it falls on deaf ears or not I cannot say.
Man must choose what he wants to do with my wisdom, as well. I'm not about to instruct you on what this means.
Today's blog is coming straight from Wordpress for once.
I have EVE Online to thank for today's merriment. 
"Look at this fucking guy" said one dude on one of the chat channels I frequent.
Well, I'm looking.
Playstation 4 and Xbox One are a total disappointment
Watchdogs still looks great though.
His reasons are total bullshit, by the way.
HURRRR GRAPHICS DIDN'T GET BETTER
The best games of all time were made like 15 years ago and use sprites. I don't think graphics make the game.
Fuck this industrial SCAM. ( excuse my tongue )
EVEN ANDROID OUYA beats both of them in a heart beat LOL
FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT MAN
holy shit are you kidding me?
Android Ouya.
A console to play Android games that barely works.
Surely if your standard is "graphics didn't get better" the Ouya is a step back in every single category that matters.
That category being graphics.
Hello everyone,
This is my first post here at Apple Community Forum and I would like to share some ideas that I had for the past 5 years.
needless to say I tried to sell I tried to suggest them to other top corporations and as they turned down every concept my words fell on deaf ears..
But I tell you to expect a lot our of the following:
Idea #1:
The next generation handheld should be of smooth shape similar to a soap of bar, a first ever fully coated display design
no plugs or cavities for anything at all.
How do you charge it?
Wireless charging? Nokia Lumia has it.. but an iPhone should be able to do with an (under the screen) solar battery!! YAY!!  ( engineers can make any idea happen, they just know too much to think of something unfamiliar   here’s the heads up!! )
There you go
fictional technology can be willed into reality by the bonesingers I mean engineers.
Also I'm Googling this "Nokia Lumia wireless charging" and I don't know how it works but I don't think it works like you think it does.
Oh did I mention “fully damage and water DIVING proof” capabilities?  YES!! a shell that does not have cavities and doesn’t need battery replacement ( since batteries last 5 years is a period long enough for people to change phones in the first place. ) can make a fully DIVER Proof phone.
Drop all that quantum computing research
I need a phone I can put in water.
Pffft, quantum computing.
It'll just make computers made today look like computers from the 1950s within 10 years.
Who needs that garbage?
I need a phone I can dive with.
Because I make all my most important calls underwater.
MAYBE THE NSA CAN'T MONITOR ME FROM MY UNDERWATER DOME
With all due respect to the late Steve Jobs “may he rest in peace” would have told you to forget the keyboard and mouse! although the keyboard is still super convenient for notebooks I’d love to have a notebook shaped double screened iPAD! that will have mat I can set up custom keyboard layouts.. custom buttons on..  and re-size my touch pad..  or even drag projections to and from the top display and the surface display!!  Picture it.. you can make it.
that’s a 20 years leap worth of tech.. would easily sell as a new touch display with fire wire/wireless integration capabilities.
There you go.
Underwater 3DS running iOS is 20 years' worth of technological innovation.
Computer technology has advanced about as far as it can go, then, because 20 years ago was 1993 and most people were still stuck on 16 bit microprocessors.
PRIVACY!!   please emphasize that the government does NOT have access to our iCloud    because there has been LOTS of questions about PRISM protocol and we hate it when politics hinder innovation, and casts fear upon its own people..  I can’t trust my passwords to iCloud with ease until I’m sure they are safe.. and LOCALLY ENCRYPTED..   ( learn from Last Pass )
>locally encrypted
>it has been demonstrated the US government and the Chinese government can crack 128 bit encryption with relative ease (easier than previously thought)
YES
TRULY A COMPANY THAT PRIMARILY MARKETS TO GAYS AND WOMEN WILL BE ABLE TO FIX THIS.
Also I'm guessing the average Apple consumer blabs every single intimate detail of their life on Facebook anyhow.
Why are people so worried about their privacy?
Even if the NSA wasn't spying on you you'd still be the worst threat to your privacy.
I'm not excusing the NSA. I think what the US government is doing to its own citizenry is sickening but really it's not like you people have proven to be that concerned about your own privacy.
One day if I ever run for office that quote will come back to bite me I know it
"I think... the US... is sickening"
- Tim on the US
THANKS OBAMA.
Here's the picture that was linked to me on EVE that lead me to review this bullshit.
God look at that
isn't it the worst thing you've ever seen?
Okay maybe not.
Oh God it's an Omegle discussion.
I'm really going to read this.
You’re chatting with a random stranger. Say hello!
Question to discuss:
Discuss why atheism is destroying society. Atheist positions are not wanted. (To atheists: I will get the last word on my Tumblr, so don’t bother)
"Anyone who could possibly disagree with me don't even say anything"
I BEAT YOU ATHEISTS.
 CHRISTIANITY: 1
ATHEISM: 0
how to confound everyone in this debate:
"I'm not atheist or Christian."
Don't tell them what you are.
End of debate.
No one can handle a scientific debate coming from a non-atheist.
Christians can't call you a baby killing atheist and atheists can't call you a deluded religious fanatic.
Take their name calling from them and they have nothing.
Tell them your philosophy derives from an ancient religion but does not require a profession of faith and literally no one understands you.
Only Zen Buddhists are on my level.
As that was the only other religion in history to make its claims strictly as parables and metaphors without a requirement of faith.
You'd have thought someone would have thought of this shit.
You: I know you will not believe me.
Stranger: yes
You: but I saw it all..
You: the beginning and the end.
 Prophet furry here.
Christo Dei.
Incidentally Americans: it's not "Christ O'Day" like he's an Irishman. It's "Christo Dei" as in "God Anointed".
Fucking
plebeian
masses.
Also there's nothing strictly Christian about the statement. In fact to early Christians (who would have been speaking Latin) it would have sounded vaguely alien.
That's why you can arrange Jesus Christ in any order
like Christ Jesus
or even "Jesus the Christ"
because "Christ" isn't his last name. It just means "anointed".
Why am I spending so much time explaining this?
You: like I understood god.. the superior intellect.. and the body of space.
You: the retraction system.. and cosmological constant that stabilizes Einstein’s relativity into space..
You: what we know of science.. is a mere scratch from the surface.
Stranger: do u have any proof ? or you too will ask me to believe you coz i cant contradict u ?
You: there’s so much in existence that requires “logic” to reach and not senses..
 I can contradict you.
This is shit you saw in a dream.
That's my argument against this.
It was a dream.
I had a dream I was banging all 9 members of Girls' Generation.
As much as I wish, unfortunately, that wasn't reality.
You: God is an intellect..
You: it’s “part” of the system it created.
You: to sustain existance.
You: existence *
Stranger: then the god must have its own god too by this arguement
You: Our god.. follows it’s own god.. in a god system O.O who actually depends on back on our god.
 IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY READING A PHILIP K. DICK HALLUCINATION.
You: O_O That’s no human life!!
You: that’s a life of a cockroach!!
You: we’re higher intellects
Stranger: But you do agree right that you can’t enforce your way of thoughts on others
You: our job is research and development
You: No I can’t.
 I'm seriously flashing back to VALIS right now.
Oh Jesus he now posts his insane manifesto.
I'm not reading this.
People now look at study as a very hard method that requires dedication, will, inspiration, and guidance.. such as teachers, and masters who would always follow up…

And when you get to your first year in university.. you start thinking, how am I supposed to make it??

Here’s the think if you want to study something, you don’t think about it. go back to the concept why do you study?
Knowledge is its own end, as they say.
Everybody who can think are scientists.
...
But not a grammarian, apparently.
Everybody are
or everybody is?
Which sounds natural?
Why are people so confused about indefinite pronouns?
People know for fact that Viruses can change our DNA and pass through to our next generation.
Yes but this doesn't work the way I'm sure you're about to describe.
But what people neglect and actually never scientifically yet researched that our life style, thoughts, and emotions
have a greater impact on our DNA.. if you’re healthy, morally, and physically and emotionally…
your DNA has an immune system that will restore from damages caused by diseases. and also pass your state to the next generation..
...
No it doesn't.
Your DNA is at constant war with radiation and its own inefficient copying procedures.
so It’s not in vain when you choose your partner on personality, as much on physical appearance!!

The experience you get from life is coded into an archive (yup! just like Assassin’s creed)
Yeah that's right. Your DNA encodes complex memories like a fucking a movie in your body.
Retard.
You know the explanation for how that worked was literally alien technology?
We were made by aliens and we can watch our genetic memories through alien technology.
That is the scifi equivalent of "it's fuckin' magic I ain't gotta explain shit".
for later generations to develop certain reflexes and help it’s survival. That’s how DNA functions!
that’s how you can cure yourself from anything.. just think it. – or may be it’s just me
Will your genes into compliance.
Will that cancer away.
Idiot.
Believe it or not I know how to make a miniature  32 Core Nano Processor  O.O   you can implement the same structure to create an arc power reactor, there’s no limit to how much levels you can add as long as the central transistor size technology allows it;  the main issue here is,  Why does Steve jobs put a limited last year tech into iPhone.. ?  Answer:  so he can sell you the next generation when he’s out of ideas hihi…
AS LONG AS YOUR CENTRAL TRANSISTOR CAN ALLOW IT.
Hey I've invented a super advanced encryption method as long as your biological computing allows it.
Retard.
I'm pretty sure that's not even how processors work.
Further I think the problem with a 32 core nano processor would be miniaturizing the dye enough to cut it.
You're talking monomolecular channels at that point.
If you have the secret to that technology you might want to tell someone because you'd probably win a Nobel prize no contest.
I’m very much disappointed I can’t find Online Consultation for free anywhere.
I enjoy chatting very much and now I decided to use both my hobby and knowledge to help others ^_^.
My skills Knowledge levels as
(  Beginner –> intermediate –> advanced –> Professional –> Expert )
Oh boy.
Social Science: Advanced knowledge.
Man’s Health:  Professional Knowledge
Woman’s Health: Intermediate KnowledgeEmotion Therapy: Intermediate Knowledge
Hahahaha there you go.
Psychiatrist and medical doctor.
Fuck me.
Prophet, doctor
furry.
Great.

Thursday, September 6, 2012

YOUUUU

ONTD_Political is actually up in arms for a good reason for once.
There actually is someone on earth so disgusting me and ONTD_Political can agree on it.
It's the richest woman in the world and she inherited all of her money from her father who is some kind of mining mogul who died whatever anyway she said to compete with Africa (what) Australia should start paying its workers 2 dollars a day too because they can't hope to compete with that shit.
Ignoring for the moment that's not really how an economy works, I say take all of the money she didn't earn herself from her and see what she says then. It's not like your country goes broke having to pay wages-- it goes broke because the economy prices itself out of the market and then the jobs leave. Suddenly dropping Australia's wages wouldn't have the effect of bringing the jobs back, it would have the effect of ruining what industry is remaining.
Anyway, here we go.
Personally I'd implement a sliding minimum wage where if the CEO of the company makes X you have to pay the workers at least Y but that's just me.
First post I'm skipping because I don't care how misbehaved your cat is--
The blood bank called to tell me it's time to donate again, and while I was on the phone with them anyway I asked them if I even could donate because was in South America for several months. I was switched to another person who took some details, but they couldn't answer tonight so they've said they will call tomorrow.
I don't donate blood because if my space marine blood is injected into a normal human the superior antibodies will kill them.
Or it'll make them immune to radiation. Depends on what book you're reading.
Clarification, Games Workshop.
Also if the crashed Dark Eldar ship is leaking radiation like that how do the Dark Eldar hang out in it? Isn't their metabolism faster than a human's so therefore it'd kill them faster?
Whatever.
I basically slept my entire weekend away. I'm okay with this, since I already had most of my assignments done.

It's not a habit I want to keep because I'm hoping my GPA can remain above 3.75 in the future.
>not keeping your GPA over 3.75 without trying
And don't give me the "I'm going to be a doctor" line because you have a Livejournal in 2012. Clearly you're not that busy.
This weird problem where I can barely convince myself to eat anything? Still here. (Though to be fair, it's just been one day.)

Not sure at what point I should see a doctor, since I'm still eating enough most of the time and relatively healthy foods.
I don't know you and I haven't read anything to indicate it but I'm guessing you can safely skip a few meals.
I haven't checked my weight at home yet, but my cousins' scale says I'm 173LBS now. I was 205LBS before I left. Hope I can keep a downward trend going if that's true, the other question being how the fuck can I lose 30LBS and still function in all the same sized clothes? Really? Pfffft. I swear, if I get down to 115-125LBS I'm going to maybe go down to size 12. But I mean, no one will ever notice I've lost weight. That's just how I look.
How can you lose almost half of your body weight and not look different?
I was excited to be grossed out by the sweetness of US foods and HFCS when I got back but really it all tastes the same to me.
I've heard many pretentious cunts and Europeans (not that I mean to imply they're the same) imply that US foods taste too sweet but every time I've had the mythical Mexican Coke made with real cane sugar it tastes way, way sweeter.
So I'm going to just have to tell myself 'no' to soda except in very small quantities and preferably without HFCS - not that I know where to buy myself some other than Costco, which isn't an option.
Isn't an option why?
Outside of the obvious "I don't need 57 cases" I don't see what's so offensive about Costco.
A post bitching about passive aggressive notes--
If you want passive aggressive notes you should go to my old job, holy Christ.
Aaaaand I'm to the beginning of this blog.
I think this was a man, incidentally, because he was whining about homophobia briefly in a post--
but maybe it's a broad. Who can tell.
Anyway bye.