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First thing I have to address is your blog's title: Faerie Glamour (possibly sic, you better not be from America with that spelling). What's that under it? Oh my, Japaneeeeeeeeeese! You're sooooooooooooo smar-- let's talk about this.

〜月の光は愛のメッセージ〜

"Tsuki no hikari wa ai no messeji"
tsuki is the moon, no is a particle denoting owner ship, ownership of light in this case ("moon's light" although there is a perfectly good word: 月明 getsumei, moonlight) but whatever this is poetic nonsense I'll roll with moon's light. "Wa" is perhaps the most elementary particle and it denotes one of the fundamental building blocks of any language, and being one of the basics it's also one of the more difficult concepts to grasp. Wa, in this case, is functioning as the subject. Moon's light... Does something. "Ai no messeji' is literally "love's message" but there's no verb here. All she's saying is "moon's light love's message". I'm not even sure you could in good faith put a comma between "light" and "love's" because in English that suggests a relationship not mentioned in the original.
But whatever. I'm not honestly sure how you'd combine these thoughts in a poetic manner because I'm not a cunt and try to avoid English poetry wherever possible, so you can goddamn well believe I don't read Japanese poetry.
The first post is "the validity of internet fortunes?" which anyone who has their head somewhere on their shoulders and not up their own ass can answer "none" but this is a blog writer I'm talking about here, so of course it's not that simple:

WHAT. SERIOUSLY now.

Because I couldn't make up my mind based on facts or even my own friggin feelings, I've been trying to get aid from my tarot cards, horoscope, and the i-ching thing on ifate.com.

Oh no.

i-ching kept telling me every single time not to make a move, just to stay where I am and wait out all the bad stuff. Then I thought, you know, that's what Eastern philosophy is like, that's what Ayn Rand hated about it so much.

Oh no.

It's never going to tell me to stand up for myself or up and leave a situation, or anything.

So, I decided to ignore all those fortunes it gave me, and now I have finally decided to move back to my parents' house. Actually, I asked it WHY DO I HAVE TO FREAKING STAY HERE SO BAD, and it hinted back that I need to wait until someone moves out or leaves.

This reminds me of the one (and only) comic book I've read in my adult life: Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth. She's like Two-Face, who is so paralyzed by fate that he can't even make simple decisions like "should I go to the bathroom?" without first consulting his Tarot cards, which are of course not build to answer freakishly specific questions like that. In fact, the Tarot cards can't actually tell your fortune.
Incidentally in that story Two-Face upgraded from his coin to Tarot because they're more symbolic and shit.

Today, I got a fortune that said to pay attention to the small things in life, and suggested that I have missed a small detail that the future could suffer from. It had some changing lines, and my future fortune is "stillness" or staying put when everything else is moving. As if to say, NO, SERIOUSLY, DON'T MOVE OUT YET.

I don't know what to do, I mean, it's not even like they're some blessed i-ching coins passed on down the centuries and proven to work--IT'S THE FREAKING INTERNET. Just, these fortunes were always so close to truth when I first started doing them. *sigh*

Or how about this: "I'm not going to be a douche and worry about the future, I'm going to take action now and take fate as it comes." Remember: your fate is to die, and you will never avoid this, so you might as well do some shit now because it's coming. Somehow, one day.

If I'm unable to recover the files off of it, not only will that royally suck, but I'm totally going to get yelled at for it, because everyone assumed I knew how to burn discs on the Mac and that I was backing them up every month. Or that I even knew I was supposed to do that.

That really is their fault. I'm not even joking. They hired you to do a job then just assumed you'd do it correctly? I know when I have group work in class I never assume anything will go right and 99% of the time I'm not surprised. If you want something done right, do it yourself.

At random, I decided to look up the compatibility between Taurus and Sagittarius. I've always thought this was pretty silly, even though I do believe in sun signs in general O_o

Doesn't it take the sun thousands of years to move from one sign to another? Assuming this does have a bearing on life (it doesn't) wouldn't the changes be infinitesimally small?

Of course, some of them said some TOTALLY UNTRUE things, like "Sagittarius is always on the move and likes to take risks, but Taurus prefers to plan ahead and enjoys the security of the home" LLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL. The opposite I'd say.

Ha, ha yeah that horoscope system devised by people in the Bronze Age sure is not right a lot of the time!

On the other hand! Once they took away the basic Sag/Taurus stereotypes, and focused on the elements that rule each sign (Fixed Earth vs. Mutable Fire), suddenly things made so much sense! The gist of them was,

Wow, this is boring as fuck.

I just love strawberries!!??!!111!!LULZ!!!1 AND WHAT IS MORE LOLI THAN A STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL, SRSLY.

I can't believe I just read all of that sentence and didn't suffer a stroke.

Did you know that even Japanese websites link to my Gothloli blog?

They're probably very similar to my blog in feel. "Wow look at this idiot, let me waste my life by writing a bunch of mean things about her no one will ever read. :3"

Oops...that was my first reaction, lulz.

lulz xD die.

AO NO SOUKUTSU.

Isn't that what that says??

OH IF ONLY THERE WAS A WEBSITE, AN ONLINE DICTIONARY WHERE I COULD ENTER WORDS OR EVEN COMBINATIONS OF WORDS TO SEE THEIR MEANING IN ENGLISH--

(Again, just pop me a message if you want to be on my dreams filter~)

Are you shitting me? You seriously offer a service wherein you message people your dreams... AND PEOPLE SUBSCRIBE?

At least I don't think I'll ever see her type in LOLspeak. lulz.

No that's it. I'm done.
Incidentally, the idiot from last update responded:

yea yea typing is not my strong suit. i type fast but not so great

Okay. As long as you have a good reason to type like an idiot.

Examine your thoughts

Wow today's poster is a total douchecunt. I almost cannot believe what I'm reading, it's that atrocious. One need only look at the title and description of this blog to see what is about to unfold, like a stink blossom blooming in the reeking mulch of the internet.

music and writing is life and dane cook is GOD!!

>Dane Cook
>implying he is even a mediocre comedianWe're in for it now, readers.

anime is crack but comic books are cheaper.

Ohhhhhhhhhh boy.

ninja is a verb!

No it isn't. Shut up.

so yay i got a new computer.

Oh goody now you get to keep updating your blog. Yes, you without a computer would be an absolute loss.

the dead is going to be there i think the president of the school not to mention my professors and peers are going to be there asking me questions about my experiment so im really nervous.

"My experiment on how to turn douchebaggery into a tangible essence."

i have my final for far east lit and im so glad that class is over. i regret every day taking that class.

Ah yes, faggot weeaboo here has to come to terms with the fact that Japanese culture doesn't revolve around anime and internet memes. Also Japan isn't the only Eastern Asian country (brotip: China is frequently the focus of these classes).

well the end of the school year is fast approaching so i figured i would post. just to warn you i just cut my finger doing dishes so its kidna hard to type so excuse the glaring spelling mistakes.

So what's your excuse for entries that occur weeks before this one and weeks after?
Actually I kind of like this excuse. Blaming something that has nothing to do with anything on your spelling and grammar.
Hey guys if I have any glaring grammar or spelling mistakes please forgive me because my huge penis often gets in the way of me typing.

as i was saying the school year is almost over and even though i still have to take a summer class to get my last freaking 3 credits im pretty excited to be alomst done with school.

>this guy with his mastery of English (none)
>implying he's graduating college

had the shole metaphysical quandry going a day or two ago just kinda freaking out about....well...everything. who am i what am i doing what is my life going to be and why am i here and all that.

That's not metaphysical, that's existential, but whatever. You are, after all, an idiot.
Not that anyone but nerds and wastes of space give a shit about philosophy.

havent posted anything intellignet in a while so figure why not.

"Haven't posted anything intelligent in a while ever so I figure 'why not?'"
Fixed that for you.

where art thou spring break.

wherefore* art thou. It's from Shakespeare you illiterate pleb. "O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art though Romeo?" is the line. It continues: "Deny thy father and refuse thy name; Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love And I'll no longer be a Capulet."
I don't even like Shakespeare so whatever, who cares?

my experiment for experimental psyc is almost done just have to gaehr the last of the data this week and do the analysis so i can write the last of it up.

I believe it's hard to fuck up the spelling of "gather" that hard, so I think that might actually be a word on Gaelic or perhaps German.

my research paper for senior sem is due in a week that i totally forgot about.

Good work. Way to shit the bed.

ok so im actually pretty confused right now. i had a pretty bad week of death and somehow i managed to finish all my work without dying and magically i got it all in on time.

Don't expect me to congratulate you, or anything. You did what you were supposed to do. Carry on.

i think i leveled up after this week.

Real life doesn't work that way, bro. Believe me, I've tried.

my cumulative GPA is 2.93 so im so close to my goal of over a 3.00 GPA.

And that is a C+, and that is satisfactory.

ok so yesterday was totally screwed. work was a total clusterfuck tho in general it was fnny as hell at the same time. i walked in and it was a freaking mess so they were like we need you to close. pleaseplease pleeeeease. so im like fuuuuuck....fine....bastards.

Wow this story is really interesting. In addition, it is told so well! Please, continue, good faggot.

to not be winy or over react or anything but you kno what. fuck it. what the fuck guys. seriously. what the fuck. why is it every time i turn around everyone is hanging out and no one even asks me if im around. or kristen for that matter? are we not friends any more?

You'd be that guy I'd try to avoid. I'd tell you the wrong time and place for gatherings to lose you. I'm dead fucking serious.

what no im totally no supposed to be writing a psyc paper thats due tommorow even though it was totally due last week *shifty eyes* so anyway yea hi eveyone whats up?

Good grief. This is serious, guys. So serious, in fact, that I'm leaving a comment to our boy here:
"You spell like an idiot. Please look into a book on grammar and diction before updating again. I assure you, it will do you good."
Do ho ho. Read it here, if he doesn't delete it.
I'll keep you apprised on this situation~

SPECIAL APOCALYPSE UPDATE

THE END TIMES ARE NIGH, FOOLS!
OUR DECADENT SOCIETY HAS ANGERED APOLLO AND IN HIS RIGHTEOUS FURY SAW FIT TO PUNISH US! CEASE AND REPENT!
Whew. What prompted that was TODAY'S BLOGGER IS ILL! VIOLENTLY ILL!
Such is the fate of man, to live a brutish, short existence, then extinguish, unremembered and unmourned, his mortal shell broken in-- okay I'll stop.

The last several days I have been down with a stomach bug. It has been a whole lot of not fun.

You know, instead of the variety of stomach flu that is tons of fun.

Tonight is the Death Cab Concert, and today the wolverine movie come out.

So you're not missing much.

And I feel like poop.

Shut up.

Most of you know that 1. I am fairly Uncomplaining and 2. I will usually just suck things up to deal with needing to go about my business, but I am seriously worried about not being well enough to be able to go see one of my favorite bands.

Yes, I knew this. I know you quite well, in fact. When I woke this morning I thought to myself "I WONDER IF BROKENBOUND IS ILL TODAY. IF SHE (?) IS THEN I DON'T WANT TO GO TO CLASS."

Point the Second: Birthday parties for me always leave me feeling like crap.

Wow that's really--

I have been feeling really really off recently. I don't feel affectionate AT ALL which is super weird for me.

What will become of the world without BROKENBOUND's affection?

And on top of being sick I have been pms-y for like a week now, and I am starting to worry ...

>affectionate
>PMS for a week straight
>sick
what is pregnancy?

((And No, there is no way I could be pregnant ))

Your denial of the possibility leads me to believe this is the correct answer.

I am crashing, and feel depressed. I don't feel like the stable pillar of my community that I usually am.

Pillar of the community ha, ha, ha. You're in fucking high school. You could drop off the face of the earth and no one, save your parents and your friends would know.

Perhaps it is for the best. School has me super stressed out. I have so many tests coming up and I got a B on a history exam ... So all of those nightmares about getting a B in that class, well they're coming true. And it's not for lack of trying.

Whatever faggot, I just got an A in Themes in Literature, which basically required me to be psychic. So that means I'm both a space marine AND psychic, which means I'm a force to be reckoned with.

There are so many things that I want to work on, but sadly the only one I have enough energy for is WoW. I feel really ill...

Oh, conveniently all you have energy for is WoW. Also fuck you and your World of Warcraft. I could kick the shit out of your shitty level 10 troll rogue (only character girls can roll, it's a rule) and I don't even play. Anymore.

And now, I will cease bitching.
Ally

No, ALLY, we're just getting started.

Last night was really awesome. I am working on a duet with Lauren and it's in Gaelic! Whoo!

Songs in dead languages not spoken for centuries by any important portion of the population (burn against Ireland).

The song is a lot of fun and is incredibly tragic.

>fun
>incredibly tragic
hmmm.

The speaker in the song says that she'll sell everything she owns, become a prostitute and a beggar, make her parents hate her so that her love can have a sword and defend himself and his country.

Wow that's very-- stately of her. A common theme running through these nationalistic songs, but I believe, personally, that a real man wouldn't expect his wife to do that. In fact, most men already have their own arms. You didn't see Odysseus pimping out Penelope, did you? No, he hopped in a boat and proceeded to kick the shit out of those Trojan assholes.
Holy shit what a badass.
Although Odysseus did kind of fuck up by trusting his kingdom to a bunch of COWARDS but he fixed that before anything bad happened (by killing everything that moved, he was seriously like Arnold Schwarzenegger in that movie Commando for 90% of two 400 page epics, even though he isn't in the Iliad all that much I like to imagine he's off doing manly things while Achilles is whining to his mom that all his friends were mean to him on the bus).
Wow this got a bit tangential.

Often times, I find myself as the group therapist, most of my friends bring their problems to me, and I help them through it.

Yes the world would CRUMBLE WITHOUT YOU.

Most times I can address my own feelings fairly objectively,

>my own feelings
>objective
You should probably look up "objective" because I don't think it means what you think it means.

My song for this year has been "Eye of the Storm" by the Cruxshadows.

This year isn't even half over. Shouldn't this be something you pick out at the end? Or at the beginning of the next one?

The last two days have been enlightening and filled with growth, love, growing closer, and having a more solid sense of the person that I am.

Well la-di-da.

Be comfortable and Confident in your sexuality. I am a sexual person, and often I tend to put what I want on the sidelines for my partner's satisfaction.

I had a picture to go along with this but Blogger is being a cunt so just imagine a humorous image to amuse yourself.
Now there's a lot of words I'm not reading.

Today, I get the final call from the grief counselor - they've made a finger print match - and they're sure. I finally lost it - though not for long. I need to keep being the pillar for my friends.

Cool font, bro. Also, yes, you are always bearing the cross for your friends. What a cool-- uhh-- bro.

My Texas Government and Politics class is going to be interesting.

>My Texas Government and Politics class
> Texas Government
>Texas
TEXANS!
PURGE THE BEASTS!
Well I guess that's everything. I actually started this entry earlier then I had to go to school for some weeaboo faggot shit and now I'm here way late and kind of lost my rhythm so oh well~
Incidentally, after rereading a post from a few days ago I might have implied Alexandria is in Greece. Alexandria is actually in Egypt. I don't know why I said that, but there it is.