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THIS BETTER END UP LIKE A NUN PORNO.

Crazy nutsy day at work today, and I wasn't even the one on call. That's okay, though. We'll see what happens tomorrow, since that's the day we're actually on call. I think. lol
So tired. Night all.

WHOA THANK THE FUCK CHRIST YOU WARNED ME.

I'm still kind of excited about the history discussion last night. It dovetailed some with the barbarian episodes I saw on the History Channel. Romans were mean, man. Unfortunately, no one at work was as excited. Surprising, isn't it? lol

Romans were mean.
That's all you can say about the people that carved an empire from the barbarian tribes of Europe and the wilderness?
Mean.

So I'm writing this on my phone. Wheeeee lol

Had lots of church stuff today. Choir, then the annual meeting.
This evening there was a class. Since the choir is always practicing when everyone else goes to Sunday school, Father Robert was kind enough to hold an extra Inquirer's class for us-and whoever else wanted to come. And it was history today-yay! 

>Religion
>teaching history
no that's cool
I'm sure that's accurate.
Not like the church has been known for painting people one way

or maybe white washing another

I love that our church lets anyone into these classes-not just people new to the church. There's always something new to learn. In fact, I think maybe one person in there wasn't already a member, and I'm not even sure about that. :)

Yeah they want nonbelievers in.
To brainwash you.
Don't believe their lies.

This is one of those days that you always abbreviate because you're afraid you'll spell it wrong. Kind of like February.

The day was Wednesday.
And no, I don't, because I graduated the second grade.
Why is this all hiding beneath a warning?
I know I joke a lot about this and it's no cause of anger (and laughs haha you're welcome) but this is seriously the tamest shit I've ever read. I can't even be mad at this. Like are posts about your cat or going to choir that potentially racy?
Here's her bitching about her horses--
I'd call her a spoiled rich cunt but honestly I'm so fucking bored I can't be bothered to figure this out.
Oh shit for a second I thought I hit the end of the blog because there was no "go back" button and I got excited because I can fuck off early but as it turns out it's just on the top for some reason.
Good.

I almost posted early, then didn't, and now I almost went to bed without posting. At least I remembered.

That's every entry I miss.

Except it stops after "I almost posted early but then didn't."

I could read bullshit on the internet or I could get screamed at by homophobic adolescent boys for not laning properly in League of Legends--

sorry, blogging.

As unappetizing as the latter sounds it's still better.

I should post more. Not that you all are clamoring at the bit, or anything. lol 

You should post less. I'm barely into this entry and I am out of shit to say.

I might have to take this post off the rails.

The last time I listened to this I was in Junior High. Our english teacher had us listening to it on a record player. lol Funny thing was that it was interrupted by the Challenger disaster. 

I wasn't even born when the Challenger exploded and somehow my writing comes across as more mature.

And I've said "cunt" like a thousand times in this blog.

How does that even

Okay, the chick next to me in the airport has been typing at maximum speed for at least 20 minutes. WTF is she saying that fast? And for that long? Freaky. Thank God she's stopped for now.

I used to practice my typing skills by using my Dreamcast keyboard while listening to the TV and typing everything said as it's said.

That's why I'm so freakishly fast at typing now.

No, really. I was offered a job as a 911 call operator based on the speed and accuracy of my typing.

You know those court stenography machines?
I could do that just with a keyboard. No shorthand necessary.

It's the one talent I have I am completely proud of because can say without ego there aren't many people faster.

Here's the obligatory post about Pacific Rim.

So I am vacationing at home.

Today I watched PACIFIC RIM!!! In IMAX 3D. It was so good, I can't even explain it. I was afraid from the trailers it would be too visually dark, but it totally wasn't. Honestly, there was only one place that was a bit too cliche, but it was tiny, and the rest of the awesome overshadowed it. I think I may go watch it again.

The one place where it was a little cliche.

So I don't even care about this shit anymore but if you want a fun activity online look up any Youtube video of the movie "Nanking, Nanking" which was about the Japanese occupation of China during WW2. It's directed by a Chinese guy but it makes the monumentally stupid mistake of not being explicit in its message. It kind of leads you to conclude on your own that the invading, imperial Japanese army indiscriminately killing civilians is evil so a lot of people have taken that to mean the director approves of what happened.

Also it's really surreal in places so that confuses the simple minded--

Read the comments. It's this hilarious mix of people being racist and snowflakes defending but they're not sure what they're defending because it's Japanese people hating Chinese people so no one knows what the fuck.

I love it so much.

It was very cool! Our associate rector canted a lot of it, which is new for me. I knew he could, but we've never done it before. Of course, the responses were also sung, but that was a little interesting. lol
The brass and tympani players were here tonight (as well as tomorrow), and I love sitting across from them because the new tuba player is very yummy. :) The new french horn player is great.

We sang the Hallalujah chorus at the end. It was my 3-4th time singing it? Ever. lol I had it mostly down, but on page 3, I noticed something on one of the lines, and totally got lost on that whole page. oops. Note to self - *don't read the music.* I did fine prior to actually reading it. *VBG*

And now, instead of going to bed, I'm watching Project Runway. wheee!

Oh my God I can't even take this anymore.

So here's the song of the day--

get to enjoy Korean girls being naughty cowgirls. 

I'm envious of everyone reading this because you get to enjoy this video for the first time.

Not nearly as slutty as Abracadabra though which is a shame but what the hell

There's a 7 minute version that's a knock off a Quentin Tarantino movie but ain't no one got time for that.

I am the greatest

God I've started pumping iron so I'm getting built as fuck
Making more cash than ever in EVE Online
1 day into this Stock Market Magnate thing where you trade stocks with fake money based on what the real stock market does and I made so much fucking money
Averaging like 30 views an entry now--
why am I so excellent in everything I try?
You people are lucky I didn't join the marines or something because I'd probably be the leading cause of death for men ages 18-45.
Speaking of someone who has it going on: this shit.
What's wrong with this person? I'm really just killing lines until I'm under the picture. I think this'll be the last line.
Hurray made it. All right lets get to blogs.

 Alright, that was a bit corny but what the hey... you know? Today has been an uneventful day... thankfully it went off w/o a hitch bcas Mondays usually suck for me. I was going to go with Colly to the movies tonight but she is sick and there is jack shit on that is half way decent to watch at the Gem. Just Disney movies and one raunchy comedy which I'm totally not down with.

*heaves long sigh* Next month, Colly and I are taking Grandma out for her birthday. :3 We might take her to the flea market on Davis. :) Colly says that I can get games for cheap there... I wonder what their selection is like? Grandma likes books and religious stuff so maybe she can get something and I'll pay for it? Or Coll & I will go halfsies on it... idk.

Thanks for this interesting update.
Also get used to "bcas" because as near as I can tell that is how she believes it is spelled.
also get used to emotes because oh lord are they coming.

Anyways, the neighborhood dogs are out in full force.. barking their heads off.*le sigh* But, I didn't come here to bitch.. well even if I did, this is my journal eh? Right?? *nods*

I think I have a spot of akethesia.. or however you spell it. My feet and hands shake uncontrollably... right now they shake a bit but still... I have to see Dr. B about it. It could be my meds... the sz nurses thought it might too. 

Woooooooow wonder how many readers you're scoring with envelope pushing updates like this?

Yeah, I was having this dream about Sonic the hedgehog, when I woke up to Colly puking on the floor. I nearly puked myself bcas if I see someone vomit, then I do too. :/ It smells terrible in here now. She sprayed perfume in here but I can still smell it. :( *le sigh*

She had a brewski at dinner, and beer and meds don't go well together... I told her that. :(

She's sleeping now, which is what I should do... IF I can ignore the stench...

Still,
Sam

How much do you want to bet the Sonic fanfic is coming?

Damn. The Conjuring isn't playing anymore. :( Just my luck. :| Goddamn Disney movies and that Miller Family movie is playing :/ WHY THE FUCK MUST THEY SHOW A HORROR THE ONE TIME WE AREN'T GOING??? *loses temper* Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL I also want to see Jobs bcas I like Ashton Kutcher. :)

Sam

Thanks for that wonderful update, Sam.
What the fuck do you mean "the one time we aren't going", anyway? What, do movies play one time now?
Better go see Elysium (no not really don't see that piece of shit) while you still can.

 I'm thinking of taking a bit of a nap. I need it. I'm feeling extremely droopy. I'm still getting the Asus laptop. I have an idea how big it is..



So that's a good laptop. :) I'm going to install some progies when I get home. (Like the Sims 2 & 3) and Windows Security Essentials. :)

Grrrrrl gaymer here!
Don't hit on me silly boys! I can install Sims and Windows Security Essentials all by myself!
I only had to Google it for a half hour and only cried for teeeeeen minutes!

 I'm getting this lappy for sure on Thirstday! *dances around in excitement* It will play the Sims2 & 3... so that makes me happy! :D My favorite game will always be TS2 but I do enjoy TS3. I have the base game plus pets for TS3 and I have the base game and pets + uni for TS2. I can't wait to get this lappy! :D But I'm first going to have to get used to Windows 8 bcas that's what it's running. :) I hope it's not too hard. Anyone in my circle have Win8 besides Min? I know Min will help me :)

Anyways...
Sam

Incidentally she has renamed all of the days of the week to douchey things like "thirstday" instead of fucking Thursday.
THE DAY
OF TYR.

Happy Tardar Sauce Day!

That'd be Monday for the uninitiated.
Can we talk about how fucking shit this blog is for a second?
It has like all of the classic warning signs.
Shitty spelling
some retarded twat confusing non-sequiturs for humor or a personality
unfocused, nonsensical, irrelevant posts
the only thing missing really is fanfiction (which is a subset of nonsensical postings, really) and social justice warrior crusading and we're there.

I totally ship Norman and Emma. :D

There's the fanfiction shit.
Now we just need a social justice warrior thing.
This woman is in her fucking 30s.
Are you kidding me?

Tomorrow is Fryday... and panzo day too. :) I can't wait! :D

Panzo, I have decoded from her infantile babbling, is pizza.
Oh there's another picture.
She looks a lot younger than her 30s.
In fact it looks like a different girl.
I dunno what those pictuers she uploaded were.

Happy Thirstday! Have a virgin bloody mary!

So tomato juice.
Enjoy your V8.
God.
Fuck the internet.