Let's :|

Well, where to begin? Today's blog is called "Dreaming of a white world" which makes me think she really likes snow.
Wait, no, I remember now: SHE'S ADOLPH HITLER. NICE TRY.
And by "snow" I mean frozen water, not the Canadian reggae star whose only hit (I can't put enough sarcasm quotes around "hit") was about being an informant or something.
Anyway moving away from references three people get:

When you doodle, what shapes, patterns, and/or creatures do you find yourself drawing? What do you think it says about you?

Can't get enough of these writer's blocks, no sir.

Chibis, mostly. Or super deformed designs of humans.....

-It represents I'm childish?

Or it represents you're a goddamn dork, I dunno.

What famous person from history would you have liked to have as a parent, and why?

What a bizarre question. Anyway her answer is kind of interesting:

Albert Einstein. Just 'cause....Nowadays intelligence isn't valued by people or the media...And I think that's sad. :)

A NAZI WANTS A JEW FOR A PARENT? Nice cover up.
Also good work purging all the people who could invent your implements of war, Germany. You deserve to lose with an attitude like that, good grief.

WARNING. RANT AHEAD:

Oh boy, count me in.
She links an article I'm not linking again because frankly fuck it--

"Clearly, Glee's millions of fans applaud show creator Ryan Murphy's agenda to promote acceptance of everyone, regardless of race, creed or sexual orientation. But for the Fox hit's more conservative fans, Murphy has something special in the works.

"I'm adding a Christian character," he says.

Wow, sounds fascinating.
Oh sorry I was reading the features supposedly included in Phantasy Star Online 2. Anyway, back to this bore.

"We've taken a couple jabs at the right wing this year, so what I want to do with this character is have someone who Christian kids and parents can recognize and say, 'Oh, look—I'm represented there, too!' If we're trying to form a world of inclusiveness, we've got to include that point of view as well."

Nothing makes me feel more included than being represented as a broad stereotype on the hack Fox TV show Glee, let me tell you.

Murphy says this character (yet to be cast) will speak her mind and be listened to and respected — though likely not by Kurt, whose homosexuality she won't accept.

Wow what brilliant characterization.
Listen, ye unwashed masses: respect is to be earned, not expected.

This perky New Directions addition, coming next season, will also object to some of the club's sexually suggestive music selections.

So the wet blanket character, I get it.
Also I've seen an episode of Glee once (purely by accident, I assure you) and the shit I saw would have gotten that teacher fired pretty much the first day, so if this bitch is counting on some sort of "realistic school environment" as part of her argument, then I got news.

I'm sorry, but I find this, as a Christian, incredibly offensive.

I'm getting pretty fucking tired of hearing people saying "as a ________ I find ________ offensive." Wow, who gives a shit? OH FUCK, SHE SAID "AS A CHRISTIAN"! I BETTER LISTEN! Wouldn't want to offend your deeply held beliefs. If you had just said "as a stupid cunt zero of the internet" I wouldn't have listened but as a Christian I certainly will.

Not all Christians are Medieval Age-morons who burn gays at the stakes or enjoy turning women into slaves.....

Eeeeeeeeeeeh.

Now everyone who isn't a Christian and watches Glee will think of Christians as wicked people...So infuriating. >:(

I was about to say "that's a pretty low opinion of non-Christians" but she's probably fucking right. HURP DURP FOX TOLD ME THINGS "IS" BAD SO I BEST LISTEN--

And again, the stereotypes are annoying. Not all asian girls are quiet and gothic. Not all black girls are sassy and prima donnas, not all gays are crazy for Lady Gaga and fashion, not all blondes are dumb or evil, not all jocks are jerks, etc...

So? When I watch Fist of the North Star my first thought isn't "hey, Clint Eastwood crossed with Bruce Lee couldn't punch people so hard their heads explode!"
Although if there was some sort of clone experiment where science did cross those two the resulting creation probably could do that so I'm not sure what my point is.

It's not only annoying, but pretty racist and insulting....Like, putting together the two Asian characters? Oh yeah, that's not insulting at all. :/

... People are more likely to date within racial boundaries than not? What's your point?
The thing is if they hooked the Asian girl up with the white guy (the second most likely mixed race relation to occur shut up) she'd be bitching that it's just as racist and stereotypical.
HURRRR CRUSADER CULTURE ENDURES.
Swear to Christ I heard someone say that once in relation to white guys dating Asian girls. It stuck with me because to this day I have no clue what that means. White girls are bitches, white guys (who have all the money) want a nicer girl, what? Stands to reason.

Why must they be stereotypes? Why can't they be characters, first and foremost? Ryan Murphy doesn't understand the concept? :/

HE'S A HACK WRITER FOR A HACK SHOW ON FOX I THINK HE'S DOING ALL HE'S CAPABLE OF.

So today we were in class discussing about politics, and elections about the future mayor of the city, and the teacher started comparing using Batman and Green Lantern as examples.

I'd totally vote for Batman. Dark Knight Batman specifically. You know, the one that's borderline psychotic and basically one step removed from the villains he hunts. I think he'd have an interesting platform at the very least.

We laughed! But wait! It gets even better!

... No it doesn't. Moving on.

So I'm finally here, on my own livejournal...Probably alone, I'll have to find my friends around here....:P

I'll bring more interesting stuff once I write again, I promise

OH FUCK. I really have to start screening these blogs for length.
What year am I reading now-- ah, just last month, aww. Welcome to Livejournal, cunt.

4.0

I heard Gamespot gave FFXIV a 4.0. About 5 people linked me that article like that meant I was supposed to stop enjoying myself. Good, here's me giving a fuck. I hope IGN gives it a 0.0. Doesn't affect me.
BUT THOSE FAGS WILL BE SHOWN WHAT FER ANYWAY: TODAY IS PATCH DAY AND ALL WILL BE FIXED-- no I'm just fucking with you.
Just kidding best patch ever:

- The chat log will no longer close while entering text during the following processes:
- When viewing a bazaar
- When setting up a bazaar
- During gathering
- During synthesis

That shit was annoying. Even better was when I'd be hitting enter on another hilarious message sent to my linkshell as my dumb character was finishing her synth and then I'd click rapid synth instead of sending it and she'd cause a nuclear explosion while smithing.
Armorer rank 16, too, so I know all about annoying shit while crafting.
Oh right, blogs.
Seriously the game isn't bad. It's not a 10.0 greatest game ever made but it's pretty fucking engrossing. I guess if you're used to instant gratification WoW and Call of Duty shit you might want to steer clear but for anyone with IQ above room temperature and a little patience, go for it.

If you were a detective (fictional or real), who would be your arch nemesis? Would you have a catch phrase? If so, what would it be?

My nemesis? Probably my dad and cousin. And brother. If there's anyone I wanna catch doing something wrong it's them. I would stalk them for a life time. My catch phrase? Probably "Gotcha, Bitch!" Or one of me and my sisters Detective Meatball phrases. But I can't find the paper to tell you guys any of them right now.

Cool story, bro.
If I were a detective my nemesis would be a corrupt politician/mob boss who had me wrongfully imprisoned for witnessing a crime, and after I got out my goal in life would be to hunt him down and fucking murder him.
Yeah man that'd be an awesome story.
I wouldn't have a catch phrase because I'd be a "man with no name" type character.
Fuck, my idea is way more awesome than yours. HURRRR MY DAD IS MY NEMESIS. What are you, 14?
Oh wait, probably.

Based on the books on your bookshelf, what conclusions would people draw about you?

Already answered this Wednesday, wait--

That I really like Vampires? And no, that does not mean Edward Cullen you Twi-Tards! The books on my shelf are all by Sherrilyn Kenyon.

OH THAT'S SO MUCH BETTER. That's seriously like saying "and no, you fucking Stephen King fags, my bookshelf is filled with Clive Barker."
In the entire history of fiction there has been ONE GOOD VAMPIRE BOOK. I'm sure you can guess what it is, but in case you can't it starts with a "D-" and ends in "-racula"

Ok, I just tried to write a full three paragraphs. And then it dissapeared. So to make a long story short I'm really sick.

Okay.
Now here's a fanfiction of her Sims 3 characters-- what the fuck?

So I'm sitting at my laptop when I suddenly here a banging noise from the kitchen.

>Here

So I get up to go check it out. I find my mom by the stove with a large hammer and a sheet of wax paper. She sits a piece of chicken on the wax paper and then folds the paper over it. She then pounds the chicken until it's almost flat. Holes appear in the wax and stick to the chicken. So I made a joke "Jeez, we're going to be eating more wax than chicken." She flips a fit and starts telling my older sister over the phone how much of a bitch I am, and how I'm such a picky eater and she wishes I would just leave her alone and not eat it if I don't like it. So I storm off and came here to ask you guys if that really sounds fair?

Nope, don't care.

I hardly ever complain, if I don't like something I just wrinkle my nose in disgust and grab one of my tv dinners that she gets specifically because I'm such a picky eater. She's the one who constantly throws fits if I won't eat her cooking.

Well to be fair you do sound like a cunt.
Oh and this is her very first post.
Well then. Leveling marauder and it sucks. HOW DO YOU MISS SWINGING A MASSIVE AXE THIS MAKES NO SENSE--
Oh well I guess this isn't so bad with skull splitter now. Steadfast > Skull splitter looks cool and does loads of damage (when it hits) (which is never)
Anyway I think that's it for today. Short entry~

Oh wait, what?

Forgot to post Monday. Well, I didn't "forget" I was just busy with other shit and then in my down time I was playing FFXIV. I had a meeting with some people in a closet where they talked about me like I wasn't there and then I had to go to class. Then today I had to sit in high school remedial English.
Yeah my life has been a bit strange lately. Anyway I'm sure you're not here to listen to me drone on about boring shit like how idiots don't know what a comma is: you're here to listen to me blather on about how idiots don't know what a comma is on the internet.
Here we have Faithful_Summer (hurrrrr) and I can discern from what I've read of her post (critical analysis yo) that she's a hipster bitch.

Based on the books on your bookshelf, what conclusions would people draw about you?

He was probably born sometime around the year 1450. He owns more than three books with a Maltese cross emblazoned on the side or front so he's probably some sort of Nazi.
No you plebs the Maltese cross is different than the Iron cross. I keep telling you this shit.
Here, compare:
Iron cross
Maltese cross
See? Completely different. Could not be more dissimilar-- all right they're virtually identical.

I like teen fiction, vampires, scifi and classic Lit.

Ever notice that when talking to girls? They'll ask some bullshit leading question that I'm not going to answer because you'll think I'm weird so I just reroute it back at you and your response to "what kind of books do you like?" is "I LIKE ALL BOOKS." HURRR THEN YOU WON'T MIND ME TALKING ABOUT DANTE'S INFERNO FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES. "Tee-hee I don't know what that is!" HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU LIKE ALL BOOKS IF YOU HAVEN'T EVEN READ THE INFERNO GOD YOU SUCK.
Or, even better: "what kind of music do you like?"
"I like all music!"
"Oh yeah? Like Pink Floyd?"
"No."
"Dire Straits?"
"No."
"Otis Redding?"
"No."
THE FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO THEN?
This is why I don't talk to people. You trying to be cute and agreeable is very disagreeable to me.
Oh but I'm sure if I had trotted PITBOOOOOOOOOOOOL out she'd have been all over that. Goddamn, you don't have to listen to every shitty song popular radio feeds you. You're allowed to form your own opinion.

My doc is out of town and this certainly doesn't seem like anything I need to rush to get checked out, but it sure is annoying. Since the last weekend of our vacation (starting Sat., Aug. 28th), I have had this bad smell/taste lingering and popping up at the most random times.

Sinus infection shut up it'll go away on its own you don't need to be on everything for every little sniffle you have.
That reminds me of what we were covering today in honors English: run-on sentences. I use run-ons strategically for momentum. Don't cover that shit in 9th grade English. Gotta learn on your own, kids, or they'll ruin you forever.

No one else smells it.

No they wouldn't. That's because your nose is rotting.
Now here's a three paragraph essay about a pair of shoes I'm not reading.

I've been home for less than 5 hours. My feet are swelling back up and fast.

EDEMA. Be less of a hambeast~

I'm going to see my doc next week after he gets back from vacation, but I'm honestly getting kind of freaked out. Should I be heading to the ER?

I'm sensing a theme.

What is your favorite weird food combination?

I don't eat weird food combinations There's this thing called "taste coherency" and I think I made the term up but just because shit tastes good does not mean it'll taste good together.

When I was in highschool, we used to eat vanilla ice cream on Doritos.

See this is exactly what I mean.
Oh here's this old gem from a few weeks ago:

Do you think a marriage license should have a renewal or expiration date, just like a driver's license?

and her response is equally brilliant:

Sorry, this seems like a dumb question to me. It's not like you have to take a test to get a marriage license. And once you're married, it's not like your marriage can expire (and they sure shouldn't change it to be that way b/c then people like Zac would continually forget to renew it and things would be chaotic). So why on earth should you need to renew your marriage license?

NO STUPID THE QUESTION WASN'T WHETHER OR NOT THEY DO EXPIRE IT'S WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK THEY SHOULD EXPIRE.
Now she's talking about a nose piercing and quite frankly

I need to know everything you know about Parathyroid issues.

All right here we go.

My back is in bad shape. Has been for ages. I'm sure at least 50% of it has to do with my weight.

Where's my picture of Groucho Marx making a troll face?
It's somewhere--
Ah fuck it.
Now here's 5000000 posts that compromise her Twitter posts. So I'm reading Twatter on Livejournal. I wish there was a single word for the feeling you get right before you cock the trigger and blow your brains out, because I'd be using it right now.
I know, I'll coin the phrase: Faithful_Summering.

How is it that until just recently, I had never heard of the terms "fluid" or "pan-sexual"?

You never heard the term "fluid"? Like a liquid? "Pansexual" is an okay term to have never heard because they made that the fuck up but fluid, really?
What scientific or medical breakthrough do you most want to happen in your lifetime?
Bionics. If you say anything else you're provably stupid.

Easy. A cure for cancer.

PICK BIONICS. STOMACH CANCER? BOOM, BIONIC STOMACH. Also known as "biomechatronics" if you're a fan of words that are impossible to pronounce.
Stem cell research is so nearsighted. So, what, you grow a replacement organ WITH ALL THE SAME FLAWS AS THE HUMAN ONE THAT FAILED.
No, you need enhanced organs.

My ideas are ranging anywhere from Greece/Santorini to Holocaust sites.

I could go to the CRADLE OF ALL WESTERN CULTURE or where some atrocious shit happened. WHAT A DECISION.

I spilled a soda on my phone. Now it is dead. At least, it seems that way. Currently letting it dry out to see if that changes anything. *cries*

You spilled a liquid on your phone, then to see if it was ruined you turned it on? Well guess what ruined your phone, dumbass. Here's a brotip: submerging something electronic doesn't ruin it automatically. Gotta have some sort of current in there.

Way to go, Va. Epic fail.

EPIC FAIL GUYS XD
EPIC FOR THE WIN
Oh right, this. I ended up doing my rank 10 Guildleves in FFXIV instead.
Anyway entry over because I don't feel like reading posts about Obama from 2 years ago.