IT'S HAPPENING

Shin Megami Tensei IV is leaking early in Japan!
Meanwhile in Murikuh we have another 57 years to wait.
How are the plebeians handling this news?
With aplomb because I'm pretty sure it doesn't qualify as "their kind of game" in that there's no gay romance.
That's not strictly true, though. Persona 4 had one character who was gay but it was handled with taste and tact so needless to say Dreamwidth missed the memo.

Literally none of this matters, though, because we have more important business to attend to:
VICTOR GREY WOLF.
HE'S TALKING ABOUT ME.
I'm covering this entry then I'm moving promptly on to a different blog because I can't handle the Wolf today.

It is amazing to me how many idiots there are online who stalk someone, right? I mean, do people not realize that if someone doesn't want a person that the person isn't worth their time? I think I have a stalker online, but I guess it is easier for them to copy my blogs and put them on their blog, which is on blogspot, because they would be too cowardly to face me, since they obsess and masturbate to my pictures, and thoughts of me, otherwise why obsess on me, right?

You got me, Victor.
Hundreds of updates and you come up four (now five) times and clearly I'm obsessed.
You are a cunning debater, asshole.
Incidentally how I found this was I was looking at the number of hits my site got this month and breathlessly rubbing myself through my pants pocket when I noticed that entry was found specifically through a search for Victor Greywolf.
Googling your own name, eh?
Cute.
Don't you have better things to do like bury women in your backyard?

I mean, I found one moron who is obsessed on me, since they dedicated a blog to bathouthing me, edie finds a corpse on blogspot.

IT'S ME.
ANOTHER BLOG MENTIONED ME WITH HATE.
IT HAPPENED AT LAST.
You do not know how long I've been waiting for this moment.
Actually you probably do.
Just look at the first entry's post date and that's how long I've been waiting.

I mean, what a moron they are to badmouth someone who they wouldn't even face in real life, right? I bet since they obsess on me, they dream of sucking me off. Don't they have anything else better to do with their lives? This person might be a stalker. I mean, I read their blog, and the obsession on me is far beyond a normal hater. I might suggest therapy for the person. They wouldn't even show their picture. Must have a napoleon complex, or like to hide, because they are so ugly, they would make Freddy Kruger puke. They are that both inside and out. No wonder they obsess on me, since they have nothing better to do. Must be a hit with the sex dolls, or masturbator toys, right? Either that, or live in their parents basement, with only mold as their friends. Go figure, right? Better than stalking a child...oh, wait. They probably do that already.

Oh shit?
Good one, I guess?
I'm far beyond the normal hater.
Victor, with your zippity comments I'm guessing I'm the only person reading this.
But I'm too much of a coward to confront you?
You commented anonymously on my blog once.
It was only later I pieced this riddle together.
How am I coward?
You're doing the exact same shit I am.
I guess the argument is "well he doesn't show his face" and you're right.
I don't.
That's because I actually have a job I could lose if this shit were traced back to me.
Unlike you who flips burgers for a living.
I'm not even going to comment on the other shit you said because frankly you're just saying what I already said about you so it's just a longer version of "no, you" which come on, man.
I expect better.

Well, it is sad when someone has a stalker, actually for both the victim and the one who is doing it. For the victim, because it scars them for life, and makes it difficult for them to trust, and have a relationship, and in some cases, lose their life. The stalker, because it is embarassing, especially since they are chasing someone who doesn't want them, but they deny themselves an opportunity to find someone who WILL want them.

You put this on the internet for people to read, idiot.
If you're that scarred maybe you shouldn't put it in plain sight.
You know back in the day people used to keep paper journals.
As in a journal in a book.
And no one could read it unless that person showed another person.
Maybe look into that sometime, dipshit.

Rejection is perfectly normal, but some people can't accept it, and maybe that is why they refuse to take it, because it doesn't enable their life script. Could also be the case with delusional religious fanatics. (Glad I am NOT one of them.)

... What?

Anyway, as far as that goes, I never understood why would anyone stalk a person in the first place, unless they have a poor self image complex, right? Which is the worst, male or female stalkers, right? I don't know. All I can say is if I did have a stalker, at least I'll have a fan club, right?

As I said before I am the only person reading your blog, true.
Why did you waste time posting this? You're just recycling exactly what I already said about you only you're either saying it about me or spinning it into a positive.
Also to show you how much of a coward I am I'm going to comment on your post about me.
Oh but what's this?

Error

Anonymous comments are disabled in this journal

I may be a coward but at least I have anonymous commenting.

A coward but not a pussy, it seems.

Jesus Christ.

Incidentally I average 10 hits a day from unique sources.

That's not much I know but that is 10 more a day than you get.

And you actually work at being popular.

Know how much time I've spent on advertising? 

0 minutes.

Anyway let's put this to bed and move on to today's merriment: brigantine.

Beer and lots of chocolate for dinner last night. Either of which are lovely in and of themselves, but I am not supposed to indulge like that, but we were having FUN, and... NOt so much fun right now. Ugh.

Let this be a lesson to you youngsters. 

Lightweight. 

Man I hate blogs.

*reaches for moooooorrre coffee*

*hates the world*

Nothing grinds my shit more than the *verbs* thing.

So I was riding the bus, and I tuned out the giggling high school girls at the back...

Yeah good luck tuning that shit out.

...and I thought a lot of thinky thoughts about Jackson Whittemore. For some reason.



And I thought, well of course he leaves Beacon Hills after the whole Kanima thing, and the big showdown at the warehouse. Of course he does.

I don't know how many Teen Wolf fanfics I've read - let's just say a lot - where Jackson has buggered off to the East Coast, or wherever, and in each story he's been villified for leaving. He's ungrateful, he's unfaithful, he's selfish, yadda yadda. But today on the bus on the way to work I'm thinking, what Jackson Whittemore is is a sixteen-year-old kid who set a werewolf on fire, got bitten by another werewolf, ended up turned into a giant lizard, was exploited by not one but two homicidal lunatics, and slaughtered seven people.

Ha, ha putting critical thought into fanfiction.

Teen Wolf is another one of those shows that everyone just fucking loves to write fanfiction about but I know literally nothing at all about.

Dear Fellow Teen Wolf writers,

Guys, it's Jeep, not jeep. Same way as it's Chevy, not chevy, and Land Rover, not land rover.

DEAR TEEN WOLF FANFICTION WRITERS
If you start a letter with that you might as well delete it because nothing you can possibly say after it will matter.

Anybody who's read any of my fic knows I am not a grammar freak. I tend to make it up as I go, so I am one of the least likely people to slam down the grammar hammer on anyone. Or the writing style hammer, whatever.

But. This is a matter of common sense. Jeep is a brand name, not the description of a type of vehicle, same as Chevy and Land Rover are brand names, not descriptions.

This a matter of import.
People writing Teen Wolf fanfictions are not properly capitalizing the name of vehicles.
She is not a grammar freak but she does know when and where to take a last stand and this is one of those situations.

Optimism is a double-edged somethingorother. Just read a Peter/Stiles fic that warned for dubious consent, which is fine, fair warning, but because of the summary, which was funny, I went ahead and clicked.



So. We have drug-enforced non-consent, which I do not care for, but I'm thinking, okay, might be considered sort of consent in that Stiles is getting sort of turned on, and I thought, okay, maybe he's got a secret crush and we'll explore that? But no, it's made clear that this is mostly 'cause he's an eighteen-year-old kid and is always kind of turned on, but clearly he didn't really want this particular scenario, so yeah, this is pretty much drug-enforced rape, and then afterward he gets humiliated, which was presented by the author as being funny, but which I absolutely hate (and do not find funny in the least), and wasn't warned for.

CAN I GET A FUCKING TRIGGER WARNING YOU ASSHOLES?
Trigger warning: rape
trigger warning: drug use
trigger warning: nonconsent
trigger warning: trigger warning

Aaugh, please quit calling it a "wife beater!" I know it's a common term, and I'm probably being a big drama-baby, but it throws me right out of the story every single time I see it. 

Trigger warning: spouse abuse
I'm booting up DUST 514 at last.
This shit is commercial now.
Let's shoot some peeble.

I’m not one for a lot of heavy introspection. Generally, I like the shiny object because it is a shiny object, and that’s enough for me. I tend to avoid analyzing how I write, or why I write, for fear of somehow screwing up whatever method I’ve got going by looking too hard at it, as though I might accidentally break it by trying to take it apart to study it. There is power in a name, and I don’t want to Rumpelstiltskin myself. 

Yeah, good.
Don't analyze your writing too much or else you'll find out you're shit at it.

But I’ve been giving some thought lately to my stubborn dedication to happy endings. Why, I ask myself, have I never even attempted to write the sort of story that ends Hamletesque? Why did I fail entirely both times I tried - just to see if I could do it - to write stories where one of the lead characters was a sadistic sonofabitch, and instead ended up writing two fantasy romances?

>having happy endings
>having endings at all
Everyone knows the best stories come to a natural conclusion point and stop
implying the tale continues without you watching.

Gah. Am I the only one who hates with a fiery hatred the bizarre line and paragraph spacing defaults in Word 2010? Is it just me who has wasted precious time and watched a train of thought disappear over the horizon while angrily figuring out how to shut all that crap off? *sobs*

Who formats while they write?
You just have the minimum stuff you need to be understood then you go back later and fix it.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT PEOPLE.
 Anyway it's happening
DUST 514
I must go, friends
and kill the Gallente

VICTOR GREYWOLF

Let's see what this creepy fuck is up to.
Apparently he released a "comedy" CD.
That he's plugging.
By posting it in 50 different entries.
But that's the entries contain--
a link to his unfunny comedy--
and it becomes clear he doesn't know how advertising works.

All right, people. How are you? It is that time again, since it is the end of the month, and that means the Victor Greywolf newsletter for February 28, 2013. How about that, right? Alot of things have happened, some awesome, others disappointing, just like people who don't like me. 

What the fuck are you on about? 

Incidentally I listened to his comedy once.
The entire CD.

You don't even want to know

what I had to do to avoid paying for it and the entire CD was exactly like this blog reads.

I found the story on me on altvariety.com is temporarily gone, but I emailed them, and they told me that it will be up shortly, and the magazine will be in print. Isn't that great? Now, the Greywolf will be on print. Can't believe it. I hope it happens. Yeah, I know, not a big deal, right? Well, how many people can say they have an article about them on print? Not many. So there, DEAL WITH IT!!!! :P

Tons of people.

Literally hundreds of thousands of people.

I found out my CD is being sent to other paying places, so there is a chance I can make some money, but I don't know when it will be up. So sad, but such is life, right?

STOP ENDING EVERY SENTENCE WITH RIGHT

I'M NOT AGREEING WITH YOU. 

Getting my comic book finished, and I feel pretty good about it.

Well it's not a comic book so much as it is a bunch of etchings of me strangling hookers. 

Okay, as promised, I wanted to write about an article I saw about China with rent a boyfriend. Man, what has this world come to, right?

RIGHT

IF YOU ADD RIGHT TO THE END OF A RHETORICAL QUESTION IT MAKES COMEDY.

Excuse me

IF YOU ADD RIGHT TO THE END OF A RHETORICAL QUESTION IT MAKES COMEDY, RIGHT?

I mean, men can rent a girl to be their girlfriends, but now, rent a boyfriend? Might be a positive experience, unless you get one of those angry feminist activists who couldn't be able to trap a man in a relationship, or is so lousy at sex that if you had to pay her, you'd demand a refund. Maybe that is why women in China are doing that,

...

Yeah.

China the land of the butch feminists.

China, the land of feminism in general.

What the fuck are you talking about you psycho?

but it is cool in alot of ways, such as no strings attached. I wouldn't mind being rented out to someone as a boyfriend for an hour. I wonder if I can choose the rate and what it would cover.

I think she might mind being dismembered and buried under your porch, though.

I know, alot of moralists and conservative shitheads would say no to it, but guess who will most likely go to that service, right?

...

Probably gay men, actually.

So, it is something for them, who can't get a boyfriend any other way, mainly because of their attitude and their mentality.

I don't know really, what to say about that, other than if someone wanted to hire me for their boyfriend, if it's a woman, I am okay with it.

Ladies, please.

If you want to pay me to sex you

you know where to send your info.

On what fucking planet do you have to live to seriously state that, Victor Greywolf?

I hope I don't wind up with the anti sex feminsts, or man haters who are so bad that if they saw themselves on the videos, we would swear off women forever.

I'm guessing you'll end up alone so I don't think this is a concern you need to have.

Man, I remember so many of them, and I have to wonder what the hell the anti sex feminists, and moralists who we KNOW go to pimps and those girls, or in some cases, guys, more than the pros, but they don't want to admit it. Two reasons come, or if you prefer "cum" to mind as far as this goes:

Is that English?
Someone parse this sentence for me.
Post in the comments if you can translate this.

I guarantee it doesn't make sense.

Contacted a college in Chicago for a possible art modeling job. I hope I get it. I will be submitting pics to them next week. Whew, it is awesome. I can't wait to hear from them.

VICTOR GREYWOLF THE MODEL HAR HAR HAR

Now there are like 50 polls no one has responded to.

I'm really happy about that, actually.

No one cares about your shitty blog.

I am literally your biggest fan in that I've read more than 0 entries.

Still trying to find the female model that I need for the album.

Spoilers: the album cover ended up being his stupid, fat face.

O'tay, so I was watching a movie with the late great legend of porn Marilyn Chambers. (Hey women are hating on her and jealous of her because they can't compare to her.)

 A porno review.

Goooood.

It's not even a review of the actual prono.

It's a review of the plot.

Maybe Victor isn't aware of other types of movies?

Okay, just read an article entitled cheat with your husband. One relationship expert said it is all about renewing the spark in a relationship. Isn't that what swinging is for?

lol dating white women.

I guess you would need a player's guide if you were doing that.

I was about to make a joke about Victor Greywolf doing something like that but I don't really want to think about the end result for that poor woman so let's not even discuss that.

Now I just remembered a documentary about Liberia I saw where people would cut other peoples' genitals off and make a charm you could put in your wallet.

Fucking

Victor Greywolf.

Just wanted to tell everyone that I do have an amazon wish list. You can find it on my facebook. Maybe you can buy me something on there.

Ha, yeah.

Maybe.

Not fucking likely.

So let's see:

"pay me to fuck you"

"give me crap on Amazon"

I got rejected from Nevada, Colorado, Rhode Island, California, and all.

States with some goddamn sense.

Yesterday, June 25, 2012 was the death of a monster, Michael Joseph Jackass. *echoing* (pedophile)and yet alot of people are making him into a martyr.

Fact of the matter is, he or it's not. I mean, would you make a man who dangled a baby over a four story balcony a martyr?

I mean he may have chopped up a few hookers but at least he hasn't dangled any infants from balconies.

Yet.

Okay, so it seems a christianese pastor in North Carolina is having a plan to get rid of the LGBT, and he said quote: "Put all the gays and lesbians in a metal fence, and since they can't reporduce, they will die out, and that would eradicate them."

...

So how'd they get there in the first place?

Also "Christianese" come on, man.

At least Christer sounds angrier.

Well, this person is a douche bag, but then again, so is any pastor or their higher power.

Except Zeus.

Tacit approval of homosexuality.

Oh but please, social justice warriors, this religion of one doesn't need to be flooded with retarded followers.

So many other religions seem to have not discriminated properly when they first started.

A Greywolf writers block question
If you could pick one person to be president, be it a celebrity, regular person, or a criminal, who would you pick and why? 

I'd pick Victor Greywolf.

Okay, it seems that a controvercial ruling took place in New York Court of Appeals, where they said, get this:

The purposeful viewing of child porn is legal in New York, said Chief Justice Carmen Beauchamp Ciparick wrote in a majority decision for the court. On Yahoo news I read this. I was like WTF?!

Yeah ONTD_P was up in arms about this too.

Browse 4chan long enough and you will accidentally see some.

This viewing and ruling, according to the Yahoo news article took place after Marist College professor James D. Kent was sentenced for possessing 100 image of child pornography were found on his computer's cache.

Although quite how you accidentally view it 100 times I don't know.

One might be able to build a strong case that if it happens 100 times it might not be such an accident anymore.

HE WAS JUST REALLY MAKING SURE IT DIDN'T GET HIM ROCK HARD, OKAY?

The ruling was to attempt to distinguish the difference between those who see an image of child pornography online vs those who actively download and store such images, MSNBC reports, and in this case, it was ruled that a computer image cache is not the same as to download and save an image.

So that means viewing it isn't against the law and therefore not probable cause for a search warrant--

meanwhile there are other ways to save an imagine besides right click > save as--

Merely viewing web images of child pornography, absent other proof, constitute either poseession or procurement of our penal law."

Okay things like this are often intriguing, because this doesn't make much sense, especially since laws like this can be open to abuse and misinterpretation, but this one just blew me away, but I knwo one thing:

I'd hope the judge's summary of the case didn't contain such grievous spelling errors but who can say anymore?

They said it is up to the legislation, not the courts to determine the response to viewing images of child pornography without actually storing them. Currently, New York's legislature that it has no laws deeming such action criminal, and blah, blah, blah.

Well, I am not pro on this, but if they did that, what can we do, right?

Eh, yeah.

Once you've made a law it's SET IN STONE.

Also let's face it. The number of people who legitimately "accidentally" view child porno probably numbers less than 100 people. They probably could have sent a letter to those addresses.

I mean I found Victor Greywolf's stand up comedy through some channels.

I can't even imagine what kind of people you'd have to know to procure that kinda porno.

... Maybe it's really easy.

Let's not find out.

As thankful as I am that Whitney Elizabeth Houston is no longer amongst us, I have to say, people like her disgust me.

All right.

I'm not the biggest Whitney Houston fan but I can't imagine having that sentiment towards her.

What'd she do to you?

I mean I'm basically the most hateful person ever and even I'm saying you're being unreasonable with this.

Why? Because of the fact they waste and destroy their lives with drugs.

Weren't you just preaching not five minutes ago about unlimited personal freedom?
Which is it?
Do I have the moral authority to ruin my life with drugs or not?

This reminds me a lot of every single moral choice in SMT.

Either

society has unlimited freedom where the strong will abuse the weak for eternity

ooooor you lose all freewill and submit to an asshole higher authority.

THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND.

Unless you count unending chaos as a middle ground.

PICK ONE, MORTAL.

Well, if you're 95% of people that played that game the option you picked was "quit after I can't figure out how to beat Matador".

Of course I run into the problem where the boss that stops everyone doesn't stop me even for a second then the very next boss I'll be unable to beat for weeks.

And no one else has that problem so I'm stuck on my own trying to figure this bullshit out.

Fuck you Thor ;_;

I know, alot of morons defend her, and that's okay, but I don't feel sympathy for he, especially since she was self loathing on the inside. I mean, a person who love themselves never go on drugs. I mean, I'll give you an example:

So if you're self loathing get fucked, huh?

That's an interesting stance for a stand up "comedian" to take considering they are basically the most self loathing group of people on earth.

A less known celebrity, Freddie Prinze Sr. (Chico and the man) he was a self loathing individual who hated himself.

As opposed to all the self loathing people who love themselves.

Really, because of him taking cocaine and quaaludes (I don't know what they are called now.) and destroying himself by playing with a gun. No person who is content with who they are would do either of those things.

Downers. Roofies.

Mickies.

I don't know. I don't think people do Quaaludes in 2013.

If celebrities were truly content with themselves why do drugs, or play with a loaded gun, right?

So, I say about them, that they aren't worth even remembering, because of their self loathing. Why do you people remember them, or even talk about them. They chose their demise, and that is something that everyone should know.

If I were truly content why would I spend my Wednesday afternoon reading Victory Greywolf's blog?

Okay, they are still talking about Trayvon Martin. Man, I am so sick of hearing about him. As far as this goes, they are making a hoodlum into a martyr.

Chances are that he pulled a knife on the neighborhood watch leader, and the watch leader acted in self defense. What is the big deal?!

Great police work there, chief.

The kid was probably in a gang, or wanting to join, and someone prevented it by killing that punk.

Personally I was all for the Arnaud Armalric stance on this issue.

That is, kill what's-his-face who shot Trayvon.

Just in case.

Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius

Kill them all, for God knoweth them that are his own.

As far as this story goes, the kid wasn't a Greywolf follower or fan, so I don't care about that shit one way or the other.

So, to the activists, find something better to do with your life.

Victor Greywolf has used that argument a lot before.

"Find something better to do with your life".

One I'd tell him that too but two if I were to get into an argument with this guy about how creepy he is (after I overcame the fear of him stabbing me or something) I'd be worried that would be his response.

What could I say to that?
"Yeah you're right I shouldn't waste time on this bullshit" is pretty the only acceptable response.

Also cool stance for someone anti-celebrity and anti-popularity as you: HE DIDN'T LIKE ME SO FUCK HIM.

I was so right last time I talked about this guy: "you're only jealous because you're a weird serial killer."
God I'm fucking right.

Always.