Monday, April 11, 2011

Let's lose our eyesight!

So it's one of those blogs.
Let's discuss this choice of layout, shall we?
What the fuck has to be the matter with you for this to be your number one choice?

My hypothesis is she's actually some form of blind and this is the only way she can actually see text. I knew a girl like that where she had this crazy computer that put shit in these weird color contrast and she could see it that way.
Or she's a dumb twat who never actually looks at what she writes. I'm guessing that's probably it.
I cant understand the guy who gives me lifts to work.

Me neither.
Wait, I drive myself to work.

Firstly he loves !!!!!!!!!!!s so you can never tell if hes angry cos he uses them all the time.

I find something really funny about someone knit-picking grammar while spelling "because" with three letters.
Secondly he says haha in messages quite a lot even when what hes said isn't really funny.

Thirdly I offered to pay him more money for lifts and he said it was ok. This is someone saving for going travelling who is sposed to be skint.

What the fuck was that last thing you said?

skint/skint/

Adjective: (of a person) Having little or no money available: "I'm a bit skint just now".

Oh.
Oh.
Well clearly he wants to fuck you.
I have no idea why but love is-- what, blind or something.

And finally, I insulted him and he still gave me a lift to work this morning.

Oh, he's a pussy.
Or maybe he didn't take offense?
This story sucks.

He was very quiet on the way there. (he doesn't usually say much generally but was extra quiet) and he was back to normal on the way home. : S

I'm confused.............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You need a good kick in the cunt.
Just a swift shot right to the ovaries.

What is the most beautiful destination in your city?

WORLD'S LARGEST CHEST OF DRAWERS.
Unfortunately I don't live in a city so I'd have to say the best destination in the town that I live is the beach.

>unfortunately I don't live in the city
>I guess it's the beach
Holy shit. You don't need any of that other information. MOST BEAUTIFUL LOCATION? THE BEACH.
YOU ARE A TWAT.

Its only minutes away from my house.

WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE OF THE BEACH BUT UNFORTUNATELY NO CITY.
Having one of those days. Everythings going fine and then someone has to spoil it.

Updating a spreadsheet for a few thousand shops at work. fun!

I'm having a lot of trouble feeling sympathy for you if that's the pinnacle of your problems in life.
It was when I got home that it all went wrong. My mum made a ridiculous and unnecessary comment and when I didn't appreciate it accused me of picking on her!!!! You have to know my mum to understand the logic. : S

I give up.

I'm currently studying a creative writing course with the Writers Bureau. It took a bit of time to get it all set up and sorted but now I'm hopefully on my way to becoming an author.
I've always wanted to be an author and this seems to be the best way for me to start by learning all the tricks of the trade.

Wooooooooow.
I'd love to see what you write.
I'm sure it's really good.

I haven't been on this thing for ages!

>posted: October 12, 2004
How in the fuck does this even happen? Who updates twice a year for seven years? Just forget the fucking thing, Christ.
I was after peoples philosophy on love and guys and whether I will ever find love as I've been on my own for all my life, never having a single boyfriend.

I have a very sophisticated philosophy in this subject but it doesn't extend to women.
Wrote it for myself, you know.
What if you're shy? Nobody seems to want to know. How do I get over being shy and find myself a decent guy.

Hey girl, move a little closer
you're
too shy, too shy
hush hush
eye to eye

There's a friend of mine, sometimes he's a real dickhead others he's really sweet.

Modern medicine falls short of your complaints
ooooo try a little harder
you're moving in circles won't you dilate?
Oooo baby try
hey girl
move a little closer
'cause you're
too shy too shy
hush hush
eye to eye
Sorry you were saying something?
I'm confused. I'm going to stop rambling now as you'll be thinking, "shut the fuck up and get a life you sad bitch."

Actually that was pretty close to what I was thinking, yes.
Only replace "sad bitch" with "dumb cunt".

Well maybe not so harsh but I'll stop now and move on to other things.

Actually it was a little harsher, if I do say so.

Is there a song that you really like that has a message that really applies to you? At the moment the song I really love is Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden.

>like
>Savage Garden
If I want a picture in my entry that isn't the default one, how do I do it?

You Google it you stupid cunt.

2day was gr8 cos in Maths me and Suzanne won the quiz and shared a box of Maltesers.

I'm saving this blog for later. Any time I encounter a British person who acts all snooty like they're smarter than Americans I'm linking them this.
You're just as fucking stupid, England. Come off it.
Well today has been very tedious as I went to college this morning and then had to come home because of a splitting headache.
I missed my favorite lesson, Classics.

Sounds very zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
For anyone who doesnt know, Classics is where you learn all about Ancient Greeks and Romans and basically just stuff like that.

Oh is that what "classics" mean? Thank you for this.
Whoa holy shit just wandered off for about 4 hours.
Welp, time to close another winning entry~

Friday, April 8, 2011

We are all pawns in Zeus' great game

And we should be thankful for the part we play.
Hoooo boy let's discuss some motherfucking shit.
I don't even know where to start with this shit. I guess "the start" is the most logical place.
In fact, yeah, let's discuss this fucking title: "Nii-san is all that matters."
If you're not a weeaboo cunt then you probably don't know what the fuck that means but Nii-san is a friendly (sort of) way of saying "big brother".
So already I'm getting some creepy vibes but let's read on. I'm sure there's a perfectly rational explanation.
Also I can't help but notice two of the most common tags are "depression" and "ramblings" so I HAVE A GOOD FEELING.

If you arrived at your front door and saw your first love standing there, what would you do or say?

"BOUNGIORNO" then I'd close the door because who the fuck are you and what are you doing on my doorstep?

First & Last Love= Onii-chan.

I would say: "Let's be together forever, Onii-chan <3~!"

>/////<

You'll always have my heart, Onii-chan~

If a girl said this to me I'd punch her in the cunt.
I was about to say "if she's not Japanese" and I'm not sure what made me want to qualify that. No, under no circumstances should you say this shit to me.
If a movie was made of your life, what actor would you want to play the lead? What about the romantic interest?
I sat here for like 5 minutes trying to think of an actor that wasn't active before 1989 and I couldn't fucking do it.
I'm just going to say Clint Eastwood circa 1965 for me and Vivian Hsu in a reference so obscure I startle even myself.
Actor: Me. There's definitely no one who could do it better!
Romantic interest: Onii-chan!! Onii-chan!! Onii-chan! *Falls over* Hahaha! No one in this world but Onii-chan <3~!

Whoops, my nose is bleeding just thinking about it... oAo

>what actor
>implying you're an actress
Also I'm purposefully ignoring the other shit because I'm about to get fucking angry.

Recently, I've been eating more frequently and in larger portions. It's like the more I eat, the emptier I feel. I don't even care about being slender anymore.

SO HUNGRY

I'm so stressed out about studying and university right now, and I'll be taking classes all year round for the next two years...my head's in a mess.

WHATCHA STUDYIN'?
Something uuuuuseful, I'm sure.
Even the world's gone topsy-turvy right now... I just hope that the situation in Japan won't get worse...I send my wishes out to those unfortunate people.

Please come back, Onii-chan. I miss you...

ONIIIIII-CHAN God I want to hit you.

People are liars.

People are inherently greedy.

Side note: I feel like throwing up. My head's all blank.

Yeah-- what?
And the rest is just a note to herself:
I will fall asleep tonight

Ok.
Now here's a post entitled "outfits I want people to buy me" but all the pictures are animu, soooooooooooooooooo--

I need to moe about Kazuki from Kage Tsuki. 萌え!!!!

すうううううううううううううううごいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいいい
Holy shit.

With the way things have gone, I probably have just written something terribly offensive.

Offensive to the senses, maybe. She wrote "MOE" which is difficult to translate into English but it's kind of like being young and cute at the same time but really just translates to fucking annoying in my book.

Why does every day seem harder than the last one?

The only easy day was yesterday.
Except tomorrow. Tomorrow is going to be far easier than today.
I have no f**king clue.

Sorry, but I have to rant. Yes, I'm being a bitch.

Holy goddamn I have to take a piss all of a sudden.
Stress tends to make me that way. I'm already procrastinating, I don't need anymore of this.

I have several (more than I can handle) midterms within the next few weeks, plus weekly homework and assignments.

Man that was a good one. I actually feel lighter now.
I don't understand aggregate demand/ supply shock and the returning to long-run aggregate supply. I wil get it soon enough.

aggregate demand I'm guessing is the demand any discreet group will have for a resource and supply shock is when a sudden influx of a resource goes unnoticed because of the previous relative scarcity of the resource?
Literally just guessing.
So 5 hours later I finally looked it up and it's some shit I was kind of close on one but not so much on the other.
What was the last juicy generalization from which you freed yourself? What caused your perspective to change?

Generalize always.
That anyone not a believer in a religion would go to hell. The turning point is when I saw people I dislike as believers of religion and decided that heaven and hell aren't so different if they'll be "saved".

ZZZZZZZZZZZZEUS.
We are all bound for Hades, though.
Pindar has this to say:
And those that have three times kept to their oaths,

Keeping their souls clean and pure,

Never letting their hearts be defiled by the taint

Of evil and injustice,

And barbaric venality,

They are led by Zeus to the end:

To the palace of Kronos

HEAR THAT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES? KEEP YOUR OATHS AND DON'T BE TRAITOROUS SCUM.
So, I was procrastining on something that was supposed to be memorized by tomorrow, but whatever. I was watching the fourth episode of hatsukoi limited with Koyoi's brocon, and I decided to surf the net and see what people think of these complexes.

AND ZEUS ALSO SAID DON'T FUCK YOUR RELATIVES.
Actually that was Apollo but whatever same pantheon, same rules to live by.
With the Old Gods the rules are very simple.

Inside anime forums, for the most part, people said having romantic feelings for a sibling/ sibling complex was disgusting. A few others said that it's not their problem, so they don't have the right to judge. I'm one of those people. I think that people that have siblings and have sibling complexes are possible, despite claims from people (even animes!) that people who don't have siblings are the only ones to have sibling complexes.

So--
wait, what?
I have a brother, but when I watch anime/read manga, and I see a protective big brother who's really nice to his younger siblings, I'll think: "I wish I had an older brother like him". I'm not sure if this is a sibling complex, but I may have proved these naysayers wrong. It's possible, I think, to have a sibling complex, though usually it's not towards your actual sibling, but towards a character that you think would make the best sibling ever, as in you wouldn't mind having a complex towards him/her.

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST CONFUSING FUCKING THING EVER CAN'T YOU PEOPLE BE ATTRACTED TO THINGS I UNDERSTAND SO I DON'T HAVE TO READ THIS SHIT LATER?

Then I went onto forums that were related to this, but talked about it in reality. Boy, was that a whole 'nother can of worms. I'll sum in up: People there think that a sibling complex will ALWAYS (and I'm not talking generally, I'm saying "Every time") lead to sex, and babies with birth defects, backward thinking, and continued generations of inbreeding. What?

What?
What?
What?

People tack on the complex as always "lust, not love".

Here, let me make this simple for you people.
So lately in my new classroom that I'm now teaching in (long story) and there's this inclusion teacher (longer story) and he has an assistant (assistant to an assistant, what) but before I could make any jokes at all I noticed she was pretty fucking nice and she's totally been flirting ever since.
Which hasn't gone unnoticed.
END OF STORY.
We're not related, she's not a man, I'm not a gender confused, pre-op transsexual lesbian--
this is a simple tale.
In fact most of it was setting up unrelated shit.
How do they know? I'd think the bond between family was a little closer to love, not the drunken one-night stands between unrelated strangers.

Although ironically the thing that brought her into my class was incest.
Oedipus Rex~

Not the girls who seek out an attractive guy because of his "package". I am not saying that people who molest their siblings are in love, hell no. Also, I'm not talking about people who get a kick out of the forbidden.

Seeking the forbidden--
isn't that the goal in life?

But I'm talking about a character crushing on a sibling because they believe that they feel the safest with them and know that their sibling has the ideal traits they look for in a romantic partner. Is that lust? Are they all simply horny perverts and in need of a release?

Apollo will put a plague on your city for that shit.
And praise be to the Plaguebringer.
Lycian Apollo, engineer of all hellish disease and pox and plague and withering blight of the field.
What about the people who keep on dating people who abuse them? Is that love, not lust just because they're not related?

And the cure to all our woes.

I'm not denying that sexual feelings wouldn't occur (it would be foolish to say that two people with romantic feelings would never want to have relations, even if it's illegal), but what if both people didn't have the ability to reproduce?

Wow, what are we talking about? I was talking about this girl at my horrible school and then I kind of got sidetracked.

I mean, I understand the deformed babies and how it would be unjust and cruel to bring them into the world if you knew there was a really high certainty of them having to live a hard life. But what if you weren't bringing children into the world? What then?

That's why you pick people who look different from you.
I mean fuck, the Lord Jesus didn't die on a cross for you to just marry the girl next door.
I think anime/manga forums are more accepting because everything is more theoretical, which may seem hypocritical. And I love watching siblings with complexes in anime/manga. I haven't seen any in real life, so I'm not sure if they exist.

How is it every anime I have ever seen in my entire life avoids complex issues like siblings fucking?
Fist of the North Star: Kenshiro loves YUUUUUURIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and he'll do anything to get her back from Shin so he fucking kills people until he gets her back but then she kills herself (but not really) and he decides to create a better world.
END OF STORY.
Except for the part where she's the secret descendant of the Nanto house and actually lives only to reunite with Kenshiro later but we're getting off topic.
Gundam 0083: Ensign Kou Uraki wants to bone this Nina Purpleton girl but she's kind of a cunt but then she's kind of nice but then she betrays him and the crazy kids work it out anyway.
END OF STORY.

People sound like it'd be better to hate your sibling (want to kill him/her)/have sex with a hooker than have any romantic feelings for a sibling.

Better to hate than spawn a mutant, yes.
Here's her "song list" and it starts with:

I Hate Everything About You - 3 Days Grace

I don't even know what that is but it sounds fucking amazing.

I should take a poll: Which is better to play downloaded games (iso's)? The PSP Go or PSP 3000.

I didn't know the PSP 3000 was hackable.

Even after my fruitless searching, I learned that .iso's can't be converted to UMDs or .elf files.

And about a UMD emulator. Does it allow you to use it with the PSP emulator?

UMD emulator-- what
Do you mean an ISO mounter?
Well I think that's about enough for today. Usually I like to end on a stronger note than this but nope, I'm done.
Fuck it.

Monday, April 4, 2011

JUNGLE LOVE

IT'S DRIVING ME MAD, IT'S MAKING ME CRAZY~
I didn't know I was such a Steve Miller fan until I realized I had 6 of his songs on my iPod. That's more than most musicians I actually consider among my favorites.
So, sorry Steve Miller Band and welcome to the elite.
Gotta get the six minute version of Fly Like an Eagle, though.
Anyway we have something to talk about.
Today's Writer's Block:

If you were a superhero, what would your superhero name be?

I dunno. I actually put some thought into this while I was trying to find a blog to review (took all of two seconds) and all the good names are already taken.
Maybe something edgy like "Adolf Hitler" so I can get cash from the Hot Topic crowd-- I dunno.
Mutatis Mutandis would be a cool super hero name. It's Latin for "the necessary changes having been made" and is just further proof that Latin is far more efficient than English.
I like to think it's a guy that goes around causing rampant mutations in people.
Pretty sure there's a Warhammer character named that who does that, come to think of it.
I don't know, I'm stumped.
Her answer:

Super-Anime-Slash-Manga-Ultra-FanFictiony-Mega-Chick-YOSH!

:|
So speaking of lately I graded this paper where the kids had to write about a hero and his or her tragic flaw and what caused their downfall or how they overcame it (not a tragic flaw if you get over it but whatever) and I just need to give a fair warning to all 10th graders in North Carolina:
IF YOU DESCRIBE SOME CHARACTER FROM KAWAII UGUU ANIME 2011 PLEASE EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. MY ANIME REFERENCES STOP AT FIST OF THE NORTH STAR.
I never thought I'd encounter this type of paper at the school I'm at but here I am.
It has truly been a strange year.

People sentenced to a life in prison, in my opinion, should not, under any circumstance, be allowed to apply for the death penalty

Actually, come to think of it, if you do pull that crap with the anime on your papers it's a good way to get a 100% from me because I just assume you know what you're talking about and pass you along.
SASUKE UCHIHA AND BLAH BLAH DID BLAH BLAH great, no idea what that means but it all sounds very impressive.
Oh right, you were talking about something of no import while I rudely interrupted you with something of no import.
I don't care who says otherwise, killing someone, who has killed someone else or done something equally terrible, is still murder in every sense of the word.
According to Webster, murder is:

the crime of unlawfully killing a person especially with malice aforethought

>unlawful killing with malice
>unlawful
>with malice
Killing anyone for any purpose is the same as playing God and no human should have the right to do so.

Look ye to the horrors of war and the untold billions lost to the grind of life and tell me we are truly not alone in the universe.
Or, if you prefer:
We are alone in this cold universe, save for the laugh of thirsting gods.
Either way I say do whatever the fuck you want.

Not only that, but allowing murderers to escape from the punishment bestowed upon them by current day law is ridiculous. If they weren't able to handle the weight of the punishment for their crimes than they shouldn't have committed them.

Do you have any idea how much money it costs to keep a person in prison indefinitely?
That is not to say that it's all right for someone willing to live with the consiquence to commit murder, but rather that they should be well aware of what they're getting into already and that they will have to deal with the reprecussions of their actions.

You're stupid.
Oh and I've reached the end of this blog. That's handy. Don't like these 5 paragraph entries?
ME NEITHER. FUCK WORK.