THE BATTLEFIELD AWAITS

Today's entry has pretentious twat written all over it, man.
Gee, give me a moment to muster some sympathy for you and your relationship turmoil, especially considering the PROBLEM IS YOUR FAULT.
Also it does that thing where you have to agree you're 14 coming in and then you're 14 at each entry. Good. Now Livejournal isn't loading entries and I can't say this is necessarily a huge problem for me--
Ah fuck it loaded. Anyway here we go--
Her first entry is entitled "Division" with a thousand ellipsis.

...and I'm not talking about math.

My relationship feels divided...emotionally, physically and more important - mentally.

Women, man. It's easy, just ask her about her day and what's on her mind. Then she's going to start running her fucking yap and you can think about sex. When she pauses just restate what she just said in the form of a question and hope it makes sense.
Hum, getting my gender relations check for sure in pussy sensitivity class.

Our relationship feels very superficial to me right now.

I believe Jesus said it best: there is no such thing as superficial relationships, just superficial people.
Actually that wasn't Jesus, it was Zeus.
Okay I lied again. I just made that up.

Am I the one who should be addressing the issues until they're dead on the floor?

Sounds like you're the only one with issues.

Should I be making all of the plans? What changes should I be responsible to implement?

Implementing changes-- this is a relationship, not a consulting firm, Christ.

Are all of these things in my head??? Should I be selfish in this relationship and simply tend to mine and my childrens needs, completey disregarding my partner?

>selfish
>tending to your children
errrrr--

Really???? Is this how it's going to be forever?

More later..gotta go now - she just summoned me for lunch.

SHE.
That reminds me there's a chiptune group called she that's pretty good.
Anyway I'm getting off topic.
And here's today's writer's (TOO MANY POSSESSIVES HOLY SHIT) Block:

Have you ever fallen in love with two people at once? How did it work out?

This was a strange question to me. I guess I believe you should be guarded in your emotional state more than that-- and that's probably why I have about no friends since moving three years ago, but that's not the point.
The point is you shouldn't commit to a bitch until you're reasonably sure nothing better will come along or you can lie to yourself convincingly that nothing better has come along.

I was in a committed, long-term relationship and fell in love with someone else...unexpectedly!

... As opposed to all the people who do commit to relationships fully expecting to fall in love with other people.
DO PEOPLE REALLY DO THAT?
I love all these people who think that somehow excuses their bullshit antics. I DIDN'T EXPECT TO FALL IN LOVE.
Oh, well then that's perfectly okay, then. Just a vow of marriage no huge deal. Not like you VOWED something meaning you'd promise NEVER TO BREAK IT AS LONG AS IT WAS IN YOUR POWER or anything.

It was tough on me mentally and emotionally, not to mention the other two people involved. The former didn't end well and I had made an absolute mess of things before all was said and done.

And yet evidently you brought this all on yourself so excuse me for not feeling any sympathy.
... That'd be like me punching myself in the nuts and then typing "goddamn it, I just hit myself in the nuts" WELL SHIT, SON!

People are going to do what they want to do, but the small amount of experience I gained on the subject was enough to last me a lifetime. I can't help but think, what comes around goes around...

... Err, I think you're supposed to say that when someone does something to you, not the other way around-- fuck it.
Holy shit now there's a giant wall of words.

I love me some Lady Gaga...

Last night found me, once again, tending to the house while my love interest/roommate tinkered around in the garage with the go-kart...ya, ya - I know...AGAIN??!!

k

Ummmm yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Well I'm glad someone knows what I'm thinking in this situation, apparently.

Last night in bed I was watching The L Word (which I love, love, love) and girlie decided to get frisky on me.

Girlie-- what--

After a few minutes I couldn't control my attention to the TV any longer.. we began to make out, caress, etc...then the tickles set in on her. I'm quite used to this because she's highly ticklish around her hips and inner thigh, but this was a new area - the neck.

Oh I get it. Lesbians.
Well that explains why everything is vague and not too gender-defined. Still not out to the parents, eh?

She shivered in a tickled frenzy and giggled a bit. I asked if she was ticklish and she said yes. So I moved on...a little set back in the mood - but all's well that ends well for the evening...right? WRONG?!

WRONG.

About 430am little man woke up crying because he was picking at

Hey whoa, all right. I thought you were a lesbian, not a pedophile.
Well, I suppose those aren't mutually exclusive categories--

the scabs on his face and had realized that one was still a little too attached for his liking. Poor guy wrecked his bike over his dads house last weekend and landed on his face. :(

Father's responsibility to teach his son to roll like a man.
Remember always: you can't control when you fall, but you can control what you do while you're falling. The ability to override your instinct to brace yourself with your arm is the only thing that separates you from the beast.
Arms across the chest, tuck the neck, try to get on your back.

Anyhoo, we both rolled out of bed and tended to baby boy...then we went in a laid back down in bed. Suddenly it was discussion time... She made a reference to last nights' sexcapade and then said, while laughing, that when I was 'stroking' her neck she was making up a joke in her head about (of all things) "stroking a c*ck."

You talk about massaging her inner thigh and yet you censor cock? What the fuck kind of censorship is this, woman?
That'd be like me censoring "d*mn" after using "fuck" and "cunt" already. (har har har)

I was instantly horrified and completely turned off. Then the comment penetrated (no pun intended) my thick skin and my feelings were hurt.

Why?
Actually no, don't care.

Now she's judging different things I do when I make love to her and comparing them to c*ck?? WTF???

Nope, still don't care.

I went into my usual mode of shutting down...I got quiet and turned over to face the wall. She immediately picked up on my change of attitude and asked what was wrong. I told her I was offended and to know that her headspace is filling with jokes while I am simply exploring her body is just cruel.

Baby, when your brain is full of fuck it's full of fuck.

If that's the kind of thing you think about while being intimate - please, for sake of your partner - don't ever tell them.

I'd hope she'd be cooler than that.

In true fashion she became instantly irritated and thought the whole thing was her fault and suddenly it turned into I didn't like the way she makes love to me and then my head was spinning. She got out of bed...in the shower...packed a bag....and did her whole "I'm leaving!" speech.

These people are so irrational.
And yes I mean that with every conviction it can have.

This is at 5am, mind you. I don't do well at any time before 9am - and she knows this - but here we were engaging in this child-like behavior at o'dark thirty. She told me on the way out of the bedroom door that I was mean and she didn't have to take this kind of abuse and to judge her is cruel and why haven't I ever insulted her in the sack before now and yada yada yada.... I just let her go cuz I could hardly form a coherrant thought...

Well you posted this at 4:25 PM, what's your excuse for not being able to form a "coherant" thought now?

I said I was frustrated because I wasn't sure where I could touch her without her feeling ticklish and me feeling like she didn't like what I was doing and was it going to be like "ya, let's have sex - oh by the way - you can only touch my p*ssy."

Censoring the word "pussy" in light of this discussion has to be the most bizarre and inappropriate thing I have seen all week.
... It's early, though, and tomorrow's pussy sensitivity class so we'll see.

She didn't like that at all... She left after slamming 100 cupboards and doors on her way out. Then she went 3 miles up the road to Starbucks and started a texting war with me...which I refused to engage in.

So what's this argument about, exactly?

Then she called and said she was hurt and was feeling like she was going to shut down and not initiate sex ever again with me because of the rejection I was giving her. She said she made up a joke in her head about a c*ck because she didn't want to tell me what she was really experiencing.

Those poor children.

I think my girlfriend feeds off of chaos and pain.

CHAOS.
Cover to Brotherhood of the Snake, I think. One of the few Warhammer books actually worth reading.
On an unrelated note: this.
Now there's a post that has font so small I need a microscope--

What a difference a year makes...this time last year I was hopeful, giddy...bursting at the seams with passion and yet so consumed with the secret I was carrying day in and day out.

The secret is she worships Slaanesh and heads a depraved sex cult involving human sacrifice. That is, until the Emperor's Space Marines made planet fall. The green panoply and grinning serpent of the Salamanders chapter.
Into the fires of battle, unto the anvil of war!
No I'm just making this more interesting than it really is.

I had completely checked out of the relationship in May...and he knew it...but I didn't know how (or didn't have the courage) to walk into the room and tell him it was o-v-e-r and make the necessary arrangements regarding finances, custody, etc...

Whosoever shalt end the relationship shall take nothing but what was brought in the first place.
That seems like a fair rule to me.

I found out she liked a certain set of vampire novels that I also adored.

Twilight, hurrr.
Also you don't need to say "a certain set" like it's some kind of indie shit no one has heard of before. I'm pretty sure it outsold the Bible last year.
Anyway I think I have something to do for pussy sensitivity class now.
GOTTA BE SENSITIVE YO

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK AM I READING?
So let me get this straight: I gotta not only agree to read each entry before I read it (natch) I gotta click the "back" button for each additional entry, like it's some kind of goddamn prize I want to be reading?
Also your avatar appears to be Tails of Sonic the Hedgehog fame in a Wehrmacht (Nazi) uniform. Great.
Also hi everyone. For all you naysayers about FFXIV I direct you to the recent good news. I told you fuckers you were babbies who needed to learn some goddamn patience.

Will you write about the vital importance of clean water to support Blog Action Day? Do you think journaling can help raise awareness and promote a healthier planet?

"Raising awareness" has to be number one on my list of "all time favorite things liberal white people say to feel self-important".
Like, what, problems are fixed because people are aware and upset and willing to have a polite conversation about it? Like the road to a developed country doesn't lie on concrete, steel and industry? Are you people oblivious to the thousands upon thousands of years of development and strife it took to get us this far?

Also I'd like to meet the person who would argue clean water isn't important. I think most people are keenly aware that clean water is important to having any standard of living.
Planet's already fucked up. We've developed on so much land with our paved roads, refined metals to make cars that pollute the air with petroleum exhaust, and keep making babies for families consisting of 1,400 kids that eat all of the food and consume all of our available resources.

Oh yeah like you'd be so much happier banging this horseshit out on a rock in a hut somewhere. Fuck you.
Planet maybe fucked but industry didn't ruin it. Corporate greed did.

Way to go you ignorant monkeys. And even if we were to find another planet to Terra-form, it'd just be a matter of time before that one's trashed, too.

>Even if we find another planet to terraform
>implying our current technological basis allows for terraforming
Hi from the past, I guess.
Also I think this planet is suitable. Didn't have to look very far, even.

What does this day mean to you?

Date posted: September 12th, 2010.
Well I know what I was thinking September 12th, 2010.
10 DAYS UNTIL FFXIV HOLY SHIT TIME IS EXPANDING BEFORE MY VERY EYES

Wake up, do something, go to sleep.

Note to America: Please get over it. It's been nine years already.

Yeah America, come the fuck on. What happened? Some of your shit got blown up. IT'S NOT LIKE MOST OF YOU EVEN KNEW ANYONE INVOLVED, CHRIST.
I'm just being unreasonable for effect, honestly. In all seriousness I have no strong feelings about September 11th.
I know that's probably not the popular thing to say, being an American an all, but fuck it. I don't know anyone involved~

Some say this brought the country together as a united collective. A collective who said, "Hey. These guys don't like us and they killed our people. We go to war for this."

Maybe you're unfamiliar with a term called revenge. Might want to look into it sometime. It's kind of important to understand revenge and retribution if you want to understand how most people tend to operate.
Also if there was ever a good reason to go to war it's because someone is killing you.
I mean, what, we were supposed to roll over and accept Japan bombing Pearl Harbor?
Actually you'd probably say yes, Captain Anime.
Of course we learned very quickly no one knew what they were doing in the war and the situation evolved into a bad idea but hey, hindsight is always 20/20.
Personally I said we should have built a giant fighting robot in the place where the towers stood and next person to attack us gets the Gundam up on their shit, but no one listened.

What good has the war done for the homeland? It made the country into a prison.

Went out today (admittedly to a place I didn't want to go but whatever, I had a choice to not go) came home, about to play FFXIV. How am I a prisoner, exactly?
In fact I could literally leave this country right now if I wanted. Name one prisoner (besides Lindsay Lohan OH TIMELY) who can leave jail at will.

A prison making its own citizens the prisoners, only to cater to illegal immigrants who take advantage of the system.

Make it easy for you: Light the nukes and start over.

I'd really like to see you survive a nuclear holocaust. Ever play Fallout? No? Well it'd be that much suffering with half the intrigue.
And now there are no more posts. I see how why there's one post per page. If there wasn't you'd be out of posts in about five minutes and far, far less annoying.

Small steps corrupt

The flames of hate consume you, filth.
To me, little in the world has as much raw soul as Warhammer. Sure a lot of it seems kind of silly and over-the-top but one thing you cannot accuse it of is being phony.
Which brings me to today's blog: what a tool.
AWWW YEAH GOTTA AGREE I'M 14+. In this case I suspect it's a wise idea because anyone under 14 is probably getting stalked and maybe raped and buried under this guy's mom's mobile home.
Yeah I get it, you're creepy and you admit to it (lol so edgy) but you are scum and I'm watching you. Scum.

If you could go on a road trip with any person, dead or alive, who would it be, and where would you go?

Namie Amuro. Or Audrey Hepburn.
What can I say? I'm a hopeless romantic.
Still can't find my Groucho Marx picture.

I guess I would take either Vincent Price, or Alice Cooper.

Whatever, fag.

They and I have something i common, we're creepy people, ha ha ha. Where would we go? Up your mother's crotch.

Sick, got me. I guess.
Anyway bro you keep trying to be edgy and I'll tell you when you're finally funny.

Okay, it seems Frankford, Texas and Dearborn, Michigan have been adopiting the creepy Sharia Law, according to an artile I read today. Ladies and gentlmen, the creepy Muslim are starting to come into this country and taking over.

Cool spelling, mang.
Also here's me giving a fuck. If people don't want to stand up and defend their way of life then good, it should be superseded by something stronger.
Also before you (as if this idiot will ever find this) jump on my tits about saying "HURRRR ISLAM IS BETTER THAN 'MERICA" that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying you're a lazy asshole and deserve to be thrown into the 13th century for a bit until you can learn how to not be a cunt.

Now, as an open minded person, and as someone who wants nothing to do with them, based on personal experience not stereotypes, I will be the pacifist and say, just avoid one if you see someone of that faith.

>open-minded
>lumping all people of a discreet category together
You even trying, bro?

Better yet, call the FBI or police on them, picket their places of worship, etc.

Call the FBI if I see a Muslim, right.
Hey, guy I've spoken to a few times in pussy sensitivity class? I know, we got along but I gotta call the FBI on you now because "victorgreywolf" told me to.
Also why the fuck would I picket their place of worship? Are you kidding me? OH NO PEOPLE BELIEVE THINGS. If I'm picketing them I'm going to picket the Christfags too and everyone NOT WORSHIPING ZEUS ALL-MIGHTY.

Who cares if this post is hurtful, this is what people should do. It's the right things to do.

"Right thing to do" is somehow objectively stated. I just need to point to that and you're automatically losing any debate.
Some things are objectively the "right thing to do." For instance, taking care of your fucking kids or staying off your cellphone in traffic but many things (this included) are not objective.

(This goes for the cross worshipping bastards known as christians also, so muslims who read this, don't. flatter yourselves thinking you're so important to be singled out. I'm Christian phobic as well, and damn proud of it.)

Okay.
Wait, what's your point again?

It is true I don't like Muslim people, but I am not going to stoop to their level, and say that they don't have a right to live. All I want to say is that I want nothing to do with them, regardless.

>don't want anything to do with them
>wants to picket their place of worship
Please, do continue.

Their way of thinking is meesed up, plus the bad experiences I've had with them are more than enough to make me want to avoid them.

Well I've read several well-researched and -crafted critiques of Islam but I must say this is probably the best. YOU HEAR ME, ISLAM? VICTORGREYWOLF SAYS YOUR WAY OF THINKING IS "MEESED (sic)" UP!
In fact I've read several critiques of all major world religions except, oddly, Greek mythology. NONE CAN ARGUE WITH THE MIGHT OF ZEUS.
Also Zen. Speaking of: gotta write a fact sheet about Zen for pussy sensitivity class. Somehow I don't think an entirely blank sheet of paper with the words "if you can put it into words it is not Zen" will get me a 10/10 despite capturing the essence of Zen as much as you possibly can with words.
School, go figure.
FELT THE TOUCH OF THE COSMOS for this assignment and you give me a 1/10. Why aren't you being culturally aware and teaching equity for me? :(

That is all I wanted to say. Thank you for taking the time to listen to my opinion.

NO PROBLEM MY GOOD MAN, NO PROBLEM.

Okay, it seems that an imam and his wife are recieing death threats over a mosque in New York.

America, land of the free where you are free to worship whatever you please--

I say to them, good for you. They have people beheaded and blowing themselves up and imposing their ways onto us, and being as creepy as Musilms are

My college (and indeed the high school I intern at now) has a fair number of Muslims and they all seem pretty laid back. I dunno, guy.

and as bullyish and violent hot heads, I am not surprised they are complaining, especially since overseas, they do these horrid things to us.

Here's a real exchange between me and this Muslim guy at my school:
WARNING! HARSH LANGUAGE
guy: oh hey!
me: hi how are ya?
guy: can't complain, can't complain
HOLY SHIT WATCH OUT TERRORIST IN TRAINING

So, now we're fighting back, and that's what they don't like. Do you personally care for those scumbags? I sure don't.

No I don't but don't act like we're on the same side, scum.
If this were the Warhammer world I'd be purging you too, heretic.
Now he's weighing in on that issue where some guy killed himself over a Twitter post (evidently he was outed by his friends who were secretly encountering a homosexual encounter in a shower, which tells me only have sex in private if you don't want it on the internet but I always get the wrong lesson from things) and I'm sure this'll be good.

Okay, so it seems that a student in New Jersey killed himself when an encounter between him and a man showed upo on twitter. Zounds, right?

Not really. I mean if gay sex evokes a "zounds" from you I'd love to show you some of the shit I've seen on the internet in my time.

What exactly happened is a mystery to me, sicne I didn't see the video,

I saw it and let me tell you: you're not missing much.
Of course I've also seen several graphic suicides, a guy cutting another guy's head off with a hatchet and some other shit so you know maybe I'm a little desensitized.

but it could've made him famous, right? Who knows, me might've had a career as a porn star,

Well maybe but I'm sure he killed himself over being outed over the internet and the accompanying shame he felt, not over his lack of porn skills.

Hey, he might've had guys coming to him, and wanting a bj from him, but unfortunately, he's dead. How did he die?

I don't know about you people, but I think he could've cashed in on his skills.

If it were a girl, I know she would have guys coming up left and right for somerthing like that. I know I would love a girlfriend like that.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Also, yeah: you want a girlfriend "like that" meaning a girlfriend with a cock.
Deal with it.

Okay, the topic of discussion to date is the cyberbullying. I mean, you can't really control it, especially since the bullies are on a computer, un-monitored, so they can pretty much do whatever they want, right? And as far as sexting goes, well, kids will have to learn about it sooner or later, right?

You're right. Time to lock down the internet. You freaks are too free and easy. You need some adversity to make better people out of you.

I mean, possible solutions to sexting is to remove the text features from cellular phones, or not to allow kids to have them, right? I mean, if kids don't have those things, then they can't be targets of it.

STOP SAYING "RIGHT" LIKE I CAN FOLLOW YOU AT ALL. YOU ARE A RAMBLING PSYCHOTIC.

As far as kids being bullied, there is one full proof solution to prevent that:

DON'T HAVE KIDS!!!!!!!

Well sure, but now that you've had the kid now what?

As I've stated in the unplugged writers block, I've never known an atheist that has molested a kid,

I'm sure it has happened. Surely the Papacy doesn't have a monopoly on pedophilia.

Hey, as far as the shooting at say Columbine, and Virginia tech, I have mixed feelings about it, especially since I was bullied also, so I feel the bullies got what they deserved.

And the other people killed in these massacres?
I know I'm supposed to be shocked and horrified (or laugh "ironically") at this but man, this is pretty weak. Gotta up your game, bro.

The victims are fighting back, and to the parents of the bullies who were killed, I am laughing at you, and your kids, because they brought that killing upon themselves.

Goddamn it you pussies you're going to get picked on in school. Everyone does. Live with it.
They don't even need a reason to pick on you.
Now he's weighing in on Lady Gaga. This is good, I think the world and especially Lady Gaga need this idiot to share his opinion.

Okay, first talking about the guy who killed Lennon, and now, this Lady Gaga is it?

... What?
"Okay, first talking about the guy who killed Lennon"-- what?
Nope, reading it for the seventh time and it's still not making sense. WHAT DO I DO NOW, 9th GRADE REMEDIAL ENGLISH THAT DRILLED THE "IF YOU DON'T GET SOMETHING, READ, READ AGAIN" MANTRA INTO MY BRAIN?

Who the fucking hell cares, so she has problems, right? Does it affect my life? Fuck no.

For someone who says "it doesn't affect my life" a lot you sure seem bothered by a lot of shit. At least pretend it's tangentially related to your life for sake of reader interest, Christ.
See that's why my "here's me giving a shit" joke works because you're all worked up about nonsense and suddenly there's a guy not giving a fuck about the thing you think is so important you need to devote at least three poorly written paragraphs.

I mean who cares about that whore cunt, right?

IF YOU SAY RIGHT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME--
Also a quick search on Wikipedia unearths this page so I'm guessing quite a few people care about her. Note this page is separate from the Lady Gaga main page. This is just her page of awards and nominations.

I mean, I don't know what is more shallow, her or religion of any kind.

I dunno if you've ever read a religious text before but most of them contain at least one relatively profound thought. That's one more than I've seen from your blog, anyway.

Why do people worry about a celebrity. Shouldn't we be more concerned with other things?

Yes we should. Why don't you start?

Imagine your first chart-topping album has just been released. What sort of music is on it? What does the cover art look like?

Well I couldn't carry a tune even if I had a handle so I'm going to assume this is a hypothetical alternate reality where I can sing. In which case I'd probably record this album.

I would say the kind of music strippers dance to, or the kind that gets the mojo in bed going.

Bro I'm looking at the mugshot that is your avatar and you're not making music that women will be doing anything to besides macing you.
Also I have a slight problem with the title of this Writer's Block ("Sultans of Swing"): Sultans of Swing was not an album by Dire Straits, it was a single. The album was the eponymous "Dire Straits" and was not an immediate commercial success.
Anyway I think that's it. Feel like doing something better with my time.