Showing posts with label Why you're gross. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Why you're gross. Show all posts

Friday, October 9, 2009

Trust no one and yourself less.

Level 41 warrior, maggots. That means artifact weapon time but OH WAIT IT'S A ONE HANDED AXE WHY IS THAT?
I guess because Square was set on making sure every fucking piece of the Warrior artifact armor was shit or at best of dubious usefulness.
I kid the boots are all right. I guess.
For those of you who don't play FFXI (no one reading this) allow me to illustrate this situation by way of analogy: Warrior artifact armor : use :: PS3 : games.
Oh right I do something else here besides bitch about video games, don't I? Well I guess today we have this right here.
Oklahoma state has a law that will go into effect on Nov. 1 that will PUBLICLY POST THE INFORMATION OF WOMEN WHO HAVE HAD AN ABORTION.

This seems illegal. I've played a lot of Phoenix Wright so I know the law.
Here's a blog with the tag "how I'm gross" which is funny, I should use that in the future (only change "I" to "you" because that would indeed be more accurate).
I guess I have a thing for guys with mustaches now.

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IM A PERSON, SO I MUST BE LABELLED

re-post this & bold-face all the labels that have been yours.
break the labels..

No.
What proceeds is a list of stereotypes, only most of which are at least partially true.
Case in point:
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

Yes. All of these are true.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

Oh what's up, me?
Maybe I'm biased towards him and anything that has to remotely do with him, or maybe because I have a degree in media studies,

Your degree in what?

I found a pubic hair in my face soap, and I honestly have no idea of it's mine or not.

:V

I want to be a philosopher.

"I wish to be a pedantic asshole with no beneficial contribution to society."
And while walking home tonight, some guy said he "wanted to lick that lady's piss stream." That's pretty creative.

:V

I am very excited for my next tattoo.

When my literary prize money comes through, I will be getting my sacred heart.

Come ooooooooooooooon hepatitis!

HOLE IS RECORDING A NEW ALBUM

I'm going to wear a babydoll dress to work in honour.

Heh things I understand.

Call me
Existential-Absurdist Girl once more.

I won't be doing that, but proceed.
In 24 hours, I've run into three men I've been entangled with.

I need to move.

HARLOT

-did coke for the first time with a male stripper in a sports bar

Cool story

-peak hotness achieved

Ha, ha, ha, ha yeah all right.
I'm a fucking comedian.
I used to say "I've been thinking of riding you all day" to my boyfriend.

Now I say it to my bike.

>comedian
>that "joke"
I'm dressing like I'm 13 again. I don't think this is a bad thing; I wore a lot of vintage stuff at that age.

So I saw a kid on campus dressed like Clint Eastwood from one of his westerns, and I figure if that nerd can get away with that shit I can dress like a 1930s gangster, surely?

Cham: rape is rape, and puke is puke (HOLY FUCKING TAUTOLOGY)

Oh boy tautological arguments. My favorite kind of bullshit from philosophy class.
Okay, I have one: THIS CUNTY BLOG IS FUCKING CUNTY :C
(this argument isn't tautological because it qualifies something) OH NOOOO I AM BECOMING LIKE THEM
Okay, I can do better: BOY THIS BLOG SURE IS CUNTY!
Get it, because a blog is by definition cunty and therefore saying it's cunty is redundant awww yeah.

I'd give anything to feel supple again.

What

You so anti dont i matter

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So I guess that's it. Gotta go GRIND SOME MOAT CARPS :V