Oh Boy.

So apparently today was class change for a lot of high schools, so there's a ton of entries about WELL NEW CLASSES SUCK AND EVERYONE HATES ME WOE BETIDES ME. Which is just great and makes for interesting reading, too. If, for some insane reason, you ever miss high school, just read one of these fuckers and I guarantee your first thought will be "goddamn high school sucked." Not only for the actual content (or lack thereof) but for the dumbasses that went there with you. Oh sure you might end up with maybe five or ten people you stay in contact with after you graduate, but likely several hundred to a few thousand went to the same school you did, so that should tell you something about the ratio of people worth knowing in the real world.
Oh but I digress, today's high school know-it-all.

today was not bad school wise. :)

Oh fuck me different style font. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD THIS IS TO FIX?

first hour I have history with smith :) woohoo. I sit at the same table with shelby, so that'll be fun.

What? Oh, sorry, I already forgot about this. I was looking out the window.

the way my schedule worked this tri was kinda funny.

Ha, ha your school has trimesters you suck.

hours 2 and 5 are my worst/most hated subject, chemistry and history.

Give up on college then, because if there is a universal subject outside of English, history or chemistry would be it.

math itself is still my favorite. the one thing I can count on to be at least kind of good at.

Motherfuck what kind of bizarro earth do you live on? You like math, you have a free hour in school?
This must be what Europe is like.
Oh shit it's time for shitty poetry. For someone who hates English I'M SURPRISED YOU DO THIS TO ME.

I don't even know
I've never felt this way before
but with someone like you, it makes sense.

Wow that's really-- next post.

I put commas and periods sometimes at random spots just because that's how it would sound if I were saying it out loud...even though i know that it probably looks dumb. whatever.

Writing is not like speaking. Also that's a poor excuse "WELL THAT'S HOW I'D TALK" well fuck you, you don't spell everything like you talk so you're a fucking two faced whore. You can't have this both ways.

I'm always staring at the clock. always, always, always. at school, AT WORK, with friends, with boyfriend. anywhere I am I'm looking at the time. I'm waiting for time to pass, I'm wishing it would slow down. wanting something other than what is... I need to quit it.

Hmm. I always hated dopey high school philosophers like you. Here's what you need to do, kid: listen to a song. It's called "Time" and it's by Pink Floyd. I think that'll offer some perspective on your conundrum.

I would love to sit here and talk about myself and my weekend, but I should probably open my backpack.. :) hahaha.

No, stop! You, talking about yourself!?

I looked over my wrong ansers and what the right ones were.

Answers*. Silent 'w', brosef. Also an easier way to express this exact idea would be "I corrected my exam."

the first time I got too ancy and thought about other things and just waiting for it to be over with.

Antsy*. Also what's this business about focusing and staying on task, but earlier you said you can't care too much? Which is it? Forcing yourself to focus doesn't sound like not giving a shit to me.

I suck. haha.

Holy shit for once I can agree with something written in a blog not my own.

sometimes I wonder why they need me at all..

Oh, well, scary thought, 17 year old high school senior: they don't. If you died tomorrow, the world would move on without you. You would become a distant memory to your friends, and your family would recover.
Even if they never did, ultimately they, too, would die, and there would be no one to carry on your memory.
Face it, in the ever present now, you (and everyone, for that matter) wouldn't measure as even a blip on the radar. So just do whatever you want and stop worrying about time and shit so much. Go, take your ACT, do well and be happy. Stop posting on Livejournal too, for Christ's sake.

eek. I don't like dreams when they make me nervous. when they're about time crunch.

Derp I don't like dreams when they're scary derp.

I am tired. and lame. haha. my mother really shouldn't let me just stay home from school... I should have gone today but I didn't just because I feel a little crappy and have a lot of homework I didn't want to do last night... haha.

I hate the way you type, goddamn.
Or, no, wait, let me express this in terms you'd understand: I... Hate the way... You type... haha.

it's about positivity, focus, time management, and remembering what's important. I just need to stay above water.. do as well as I can, and be okay with that.

Yes, the real world is going to reward you for doing your best, even if your best is not adequate. You are in for a rude, rude awakening.

nobody is alone. sometimes we can't completely relate, but that still doesn't mean anybody is alone. ever.

I'm telling you, Pink Flyod's Time. That was the shit.

don’t tell your secrets to anyone
because ideas are vulnerable

Well you were right about not telling secrets to anyone, but dead wrong about the reason. The simple reason is a secret told is a secret no longer.

I got my F up to a C in chemistry, but that's just mostly because barton takes forever to put things in the grade book... oh well. otherwise I have all B's.

And that is satisfactory, and that is passing.

I mean, I have an F in forsberg but that's because I have a 60 point test he put in as missing even though I was there for it...

I don't know how school works where you go, but by the end of the semester in any class I've ever taken a 60 point test wouldn't even swing you a letter grade.

hopefully he'll fix that soon. it's sad that last year I could get A honor roll and this year I can barely scrape by with B... but, that's not the most important thing in life.

Okay I think you missed the point of my earlier lecture on time and not giving a shit: this is the kind of thing you should give a shit about, because in the grand scheme of your life, passing high school would be important.

SO. something to think about... next time you're having a bad day just think "oh, today kind of sucks, but at least I have opposable thumbs!" hahah.

I still don't get this logic.
Well this is getting boring so I'm going to stop here I think~

Political Blogs

Political blogs are gross. The thing is you might have the greatest idea known to politics but you're just typing it into a journal and acting like you did something about it. If your idea was so scary brilliant you'd probably be ruling over my sorry ass and I'd be calling you emperor, now wouldn't I?
But nope, here I am, and there you are. Our boy today is an affirmed world traveler, as if I gave a shit. His blog is entitled "A search for Eldorado" which hint: it's two words (El Dorado). It means "the golden one" you pleb.
Here our boy waxes philosophical about manners and the glorious English language, while committing several logical fallacies and in poor grammar. Pure class.

On the other hand I am reminded of people from the 'Third world' epically the people born in France who identify as Algerian. They have a way of saying 'your government is an enemy to my people but you and I are friends' were as the English seem to have a way of saying 'you are a periah to the world.' before they even know your name or weather or not you are Canadian.
Easy there, boss.

Pariah*. Also, is this all English? What basis do you have to say "English"?

I will never hate my country and I despise all people who turn their back on the soil that gave them existence.

Turn their back in what way? You left America for France. I don't know if that's "turning your back" but you certainly aren't producing anything for America. If you mean "left and now hate America" then you're really arguing feelings of nostalgia, so either way you're a cunt.

did not make it through teacher training, two law suits to follow.

"I personally failed so I'm suing others." Goddamn what a whiny bitch. Also the reason you failed, if I may, is because you want to teach English but CANNOT SPELL WORTH A FUCK.

The best thing about moving to France is.... ok not the best thing but I can finally speak American again.

Speak "American"? Do you mean English, bro?

Kids are sitting around the campfire to teach them to read. Not being taught to read around a camp site, but sitting around a fire is supposed to modivate them to find out how to read through sheer will power and lust for life.

"Modivate", huh? If this is American I am thoroughly unimpressed.

I have found out that instead of paying me nine grand my university wants me to pay nine grand.

What fucking bizarro Earth do you live on where universities pay you? That's a dumb assumption even by your standards. You are always, always paying.

So here we have a comfortable, white, bourgeois liberal compares their life of comfortable safety to the millions who suffer, many due to the ‘Great Satan’, you can think of the US or Israel, and you want to do something about it.

It's fucking great being white, bourgeois and liberal, isn't it? Sucks about all those starving people but meanwhile in metown I have no inventory space in FFXI. I never understood this line of logic, actually. YOU CAN'T BITCH BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SUFFERING AND HAVE IT WAY WORSE THAN YOU! Well, yeah, but that doesn't make sorting my inventory any less of a drag.
Also shut up. If everything is so peachy and great here in 1st world living standards land you come sort my inventory and we'll see how you like it.
I guess I don't actually need 20 stacks of earth crystals, though. I guess my original logic was I'll keep them and craft shit out of them, but they're so cheap who gives a shit? There, inventory solved.

Anti-american sentiment can not be fully explained in this way but the similarities between European anti-semitism and anti-american psudorascism can be.

Did you just call American a race?
Finally I got my feedback from the school where I did my work experience and some of the students were talking about me for weeks after I left.



That is the me I want to be.
Probably comments like "holy fuck do you remember that total douchecunt?" "Yeah, what a fagort." Ha, ha, yeah.

Valerie keeps proving how strong intelligent and sensitive she is. I only hope I am worthy.

If she's all those things, you aren't.

And the rascism inherent in the goth sceene is one reason why I wanted to leave (punks are cool though) and now I have even more reason to stay away. Sorry goths, but you tolorate or particapate in rascism far too much.

"Well I like the music and the aesthetics of it, but they're just too racist, so I won't have anything to do with it." Some fan of music you are. There are Michael Jackson songs I like. Do I not listen to them because he's a pedophile? Hell no, that doesn't make Beat It any less of a good song.

Now the Italians with their fascist tatoos stole the game. It is a shame that Zadine lost his temper and ended his careere on such a note. I would not be surprised if it wasn't a rascist comment taht made him do such a foolish thing. Not because they werer italian, but because many of the team hav fascist tatoos and therefore have made a commitment to fascism.

I'd like to point out that Italian and French aren't races. Any racist comment would apply equally to both since they are both white.

They say that the french are arrogant, but I have never seen it. Very few of the french people I have met have been rascist or arrogant.

Well the main reason you might not see it is because you are the biggest toolbag I have ever witnessed.

When the americans and the french work together, there is nothing they can not do.

Except kill Hitler, am I right guys? Huh? Huh?

I heard that some english people at the pub were making racist remarks at the pub during the game vers France, who are not playing england. Also some people were supporting the Chezks, I assume because they were playing against the US. Good thing about having a french girl friend..... one of the many good things about having a french girlfriend is that she understands how irritatingly racist the english can be.

Yes, French women are renowned for their deep insight into British racism.

I saw The Omen and found it pathetic. I think it is because I have belived that evil exists only in our hearts for a long time.

I ONLY WATCH MOVIES THAT ARE LITERAL AND ROOTED IN REALITY. I CANNOT SUSPEND DISBELIEF, NOT EVEN FOR A SECOND.
I ALSO CANNOT ENJOY A MOVIE THAT DOES NOT AGREE WITH MY OWN WORLD VIEW.
Goddamn you're a close-minded cunt.
Well this goes on and on forever but I'm tired of reading poorly-worded, poorly-thought out posts so I'm going to go do something more worthwhile, like drilling screws into my skull.

Barf Alpha III: A New Age of Vomit

Japanese, like all languages, requires years of diligent study and practice to become even scantly fluent. Japanese, unlike most languages, has many weekend practitioners who fancy themselves masters by stringing together as many awkward phrases together (all learned from anime) together as humanly possible. Behold, Mada Boku Niwa Sukui Arisou? Which, to save the grammar lesson, rest assured: it is about as awkward as he could have made it.
As yet I (dimuntive form of I) probably have received help? Why the question mark? Why "ni wa" instead of a standard predicate? WHO KNOWS?

On a further note, I just heard that my grandfather was diagnosed with lung cancer. I'm not really surprised to realize I don't even give a flying fuck about it.

So you were close, I take it.

He's a heavy smoker and refused to give that up even after the doctor warned him over 10 times that this was what was going to happen.

Yes that often happens to heavy smokers.

I've always said that smoking is a choice someone makes, in my opinion everyone is free to make said choice - even kids if they feel the need to 'impress' their peers - but I'm not about to pity the consequences smoking brings.

Watch out folks, internet badass.

Not even in the slightest. Again that was the choice HE made, not mine.

You can still feel human emotions you emo fuck.
I mean I don't give a shit that he's dying but then again he's not my grandfather.

So yeah, I just got accused of being 'cold and calm' about the situation while my 'poor grandfather is dying'.

Nothing wrong with that. Going apeshit will not bring the dead back to life.

As for the dying part, we don't really know anything about the severity of the situation - we'll supposedly hear tomorrow - so why say he's dying already?

Because he has lung cancer? I'm not a doctor but I suspect that's reasonably severe.

Lung cancer is a horrible but treatable disease.

I don't think so but then again you probably played Trauma Center on the DS way more than I have, so you're clearly the expert here.

But apparently this (now dubbed so by many) personal soap-serie hasn't ended yet.

Series. Personal soap series. The singular version of series is still series.

My grandfather ended up sending a christmass card specifically to my mother and as you can guess my name wasn't on it. At all.

Christmas only has one 's', heathen.

One less seat to reserve at my graduation and again a whole shitload of stress I don't need dissapears.

Disappears*
also that's really cold, to cut your dying grandfather out of your graduation ceremony because he forgot to send you a "Christmass" (sic) card.

Oooooooooooh! And guess what! I'm spending Christmass over at my girlfriends place ^_^

By which you mean "in my room, downloading porn" because let's face it, any girlfriend you have has a name that ends in ".jpg", do ho ho ho.

But whatever, if she doesn't even believe in my capabilities when it comes to my education, she can go fuck herself.

I think she might be reasonable to assume that. You do seem to have trouble with elementary grammar.

She's most defenitely not welcome at graduation and neither is the rest of my family (except maybe my grandpa).

Well the next entry makes a liar out of you, doesn't it? Also like going to your graduation is such a reward for putting you through school, you miserable shit. I mean it'd be one thing if you were fucking awesome and it was like your parents could feel a sense of accomplishment at watching their child grow but you were clearly a miserable fuck to be around so they're probably just relieved to be rid of you.

I did meet a really nice girl like I more or less said in my previous post. She's a bit younger than me, but it's ok.

>bit younger than me
Did you know child porn is illegal in all 50 states and Canada?

I'm really comfortable with her and I like her family (as far as I'm familiar with them that is). I plan on spending my christmas over at my new inlaws just to get away from my family.

They're not your in laws unless you are married. Also I'm amazed you have a girlfriend. I would have guessed you were gay for sure.

Funny how I absolutely adore my new girlfriend and inlaws and I can't even share that with my own mother?

Maybe if you weren't such a miserable twat you could, but nope.

She seems to believe that gay (and lesbian) people are somehow disfigured or ill and that they date people from their own sex because of it. Yet somehow bisexual (or pansexual in my case) people are sick and twisted andthey apparently completely disgust her.

Pansexual-- What does that mean? I mean obviously pan- means "all" but what does that entail, precisely? Let's check that regular fountain o' knowledge, Wikipedia:

Pansexuality, or omnisexuality^[1] is a sexual orientation characterized by the potential for aesthetic attraction, romantic love, or sexual desire for people, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex.

Too many fucking links, thanks Wikipedia.
So she (?) is a bisexual?
Oh, the article continues:

Bisexuality is a sexual orientation characterized by attraction to both men and women. Unlike pansexuality, it does not specifically include people who fall outside the gender binary.

Oh Jesus Christ, who cares? Fuck girls, fuck men, I don't give a shit. Just shut up.

Oooooooooooooooh me nearly forgot!
I got Photoshop CS2 recently!

I'm very VERY happy with it.
My coloring/shading days have never seen brighter days XD

Coloring days have never seen brighter days. Great.

Yeah, me bitching yet AGAIN...

( getting sick of me yet? X3 )

Yeah I am, actually. Fuck off, you stupid twat.